A/N: Here I am working on another project. Don't worry its just going to be a short one as I am in need of practice. Probably around 12-15 chapters only which I have made a general outline of.

Presenting the au no one asked for. The Bill Cipher Luz au. A story where after his defeat in Weirdmageddon Bill finds himself reincarnated as none other than Luz the human. Hilarity ensues.

Anyways enjoy.

"Bill Cipher's Unhelpful Guide to Reincarnation"

Bill Cipher, the mischievous and powerful dream demon from Gravity Falls, has met his end. However, instead of moving on to whatever fate awaits him after death, he finds himself reincarnated into a new body: that of Luz Noceda, daughter of Camila and Manny. Chaos and hilarity ensue as Bill tries to adjust to life in a human girl's body while also attempting to regain a semblance of his former power.


Whoever thought Reincarnation was a glorious and fun thing was an idiot.

It has been a concept obsessed by mortals for ages. Probably under some stupid misguided belief that they will be reincarnated as something else.

While some idiots even go as far as to think they'll be "Isekaied" into a magical fantasy where they're the hero destined to save everyone and kill an evil god, which is a load of bullshit because first of all, the odds of that happening are low unless you have an extreme case of luck or a cosmic being is bored because in most cases, at best, you'll just wake up as another member of your species with no memory of who you were, or in worse cases, an insect again with no memory of your previous life.

All in all the concept of Reincarnation is stupid and yet that's what Bill Cipher find himself experiencing.

"Here comes the choo choo train! Say ah Luz!" Manny Noceda, Luz's father said as he imitated train noises with a spoon of baby food in hand all the while a one year old baby gave him an unimpressed look.

That unimpressed baby was none other than Bill Cipher who had been reborn as none other than Luz the human.

"You're lucky that I'm not allowed to kill anyone without just cause otherwise I would have poisoned you in your sleep you one life span meat puppet" Bill Luz said but of course to everyone else it only came out as baby noise much to his annoyance.

You're probably wondering how the hell this happened.

Well it all started a few something years ago when his little apocalypse plan was...foiled.


A-X-O-L-O-T-L, my time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!

It wasn't often for Bill to be taken by surprise. After trillions of years being trapped in the nightmare realm, it was almost impossible for him to be shocked or for someone to get one over on him. Yet it happened. A bunch of mortals from a species considered backward had done the unthinkable.

In the demon's defense, when you are so close to finally getting what you want after billions of years waiting, it's easy to get careless.

Which had led to his current situation

With all the countless enemies he had made it was definitely a surprise that this hadn't happened much much earlier in all his years of existence. The Almighty Bill Cipher, was finally defeated... by a human no less.

How embarrassing...

And in a moment of desperation he had invoked the big frilly know it all's name as he felt his body being ripped apart molecule by molecule. The last thing he saw before he finally succumbed to the damages to his form was the incoming fist of Stanley Pines before his form was finally shattered from reality and what followed was complete and utter darkness

For a moment he thought that his invoking of the frilly bastard didn't work. He had wanted to scream about how much of a liar the giant frilly was but deep down he should have known it wouldn't work

After since when did Bill Cipher get what he wanted?

He stared at the void before him. He had closed his eyes when a familiar annoying voice echoed around him

"Hello, old friend."

Bill let out a metaphorical breath through his metaphorical nose before opening his eyes again and adjusting himself so he was sitting up yet reclined facing the newcomer. What mortals would describe as a majestic Axolotl. Or in his eye, a gigantic eyesore.

"Well well well. And here I thought you weren't going to show yourself you frilly know it all"

"You invoked my name. Have you come to regret your actions?"

"Yeah, yeah! Skip the moral crap, pal. I was kinda busy where I left it and I only invoked you because I didn't want to die permanently like anyone else with common sense" he waved his hand dismissively at the entity. "So what happens now? I do some community service and all is forgiven? Cause that is stupid even for you!" Bill always hated how the Axolotl would always sound like some wise old fool who acts like he knows everything when he doesn't.

"Yes"

Bill almost did a double take at that answer before AXOLOL continued

"As I promised you a long time ago. If you wish for redemption you must only invoke my name. And now that you did you shall pay for your crimes in a different form, a different time" the AXOLOTL explained with a smile

"Wait a different form, a different time?" Bill asked before realization hit him at that implication "Oh no! You frilly bastard!" he began to say as bright light began to engulfed the void he was in.

"You might as well kill me! I will not be reborn as some stupid little-" he never got to finish his sentence as a bright white light completely consumed him. The last thing he saw was the giant frilly's obnoxious smile.

It must have been his imagination but he could've sworn he heard the giant frilly say something just before his vision was flooded.

"Safe travels old friend. I wish you well in your journey"

To be continued...


A/N: For the record this au was inspired by an abandoned story called A different form, A different Time which had the same concept but didn't get far. I figured I would reuse the concepts since the author doesn't seem to be around anymore. Hopefully there's no unspoken fanfic rule about me doing this.

If you have any questions feel free to ask as usual.