A/N: Here's an update. Bill gets settled in with his new form. Naturally he hates it


When Bill said he wanted a physical form, he was referring to his old one, which came with nearly infinite power that would have allowed him to do virtually anything he wanted. From being able to conjure as much food as he desire to obliterating any cosmic entity that gets on his nerve such as the time baby

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And not...whatever the fuck he has now.

After the light that consumef him had disappeared, Bill found themselves screaming. It was the first time in a trillion years that they had felt so helpless and unable to do anything, even as they tried and failed to direct their now fleshy arms to claw out the eyes of the one who dared to hold them like a baby. Shortly upon seeing said fleshy arms, they realized that they had been reborn as none other than a human...baby. The irony was not lost on them.

The damn frilly actually had him reincarnated.

Bill wanted to curse them out loud, but on second thought, he realized it wasn't such a good idea to piss off a being who could forfeit their second life at any time. Still, that didn't mean Bill wasn't angry about becoming a human. Seriously! Of all the beings they could have been reborn as, it had to be a stinking human?! A race considered so backward that they couldn't even use magic naturally because their damn biology hadn't evolved with magic in mind!

He tried to reach in for his magic powers but as expected it was gone and not even a trace was left of it much to his annoyance. He was powerless now. How do humans even live like this?!

The damn frilly was probably laughing right now at their predicament.

Upon further research, she discovered that she was now Luz Noceda, sole daughter of a human woman called Camila Noceda and her husband, Manny Noceda, whom in her opinion was an idiot based on what she had seen of the man so far.

Bill Luz was pulled from her thoughts by her idiot of a father.

"Who's daddy's little bebe" Manny exclaimed loudly in excitement as he held Luz in a manner one would do when holding a doll instead of a fragile babe, "You are! Yes you are"

Bill Luz blinked before giving the man an unimpressed look. "You don't hold a baby like this, you stupid meat puppet," she said in annoyance as she tilted her head at the man

By his calculations. Camila will divorce this idiot of a human in 3-4 years. Give or take.

"You shouldn't hold a baby like that, esposo!" The vile woman, Camila, cried out in fury.

"I got your ancestors enslaved" she admitted shamelessly while glaring at the two idiotic humans, "and I'm not sorry about it"

She briefly considers murdering these two humans later on because of how much they were getting on her nerves due to their treatment of her. Being treated like a baby was so damn degrading! She's Bill fucking Cipher!

But once again she had to suppress that desire along with a few other homicidal tendencies. She was pretty sure murdering people (even if it's for a good reason) will not be tolerated in this second life.

Part of her wanted to ditch this whole redemption thing. She could just run off and do whatever the heck she wants.

But at the same time… Did she want to risk it? She already died once(as stupid as it is)… Did she want to risk it and die again? Even she's not sure if the giant frilly was generous enough to give her another chance to get his stupid redemption.

Not really… But at the same time, the chances of her simply becoming collateral damage in some cosmic being's quarrels were too high to not think about. Even if its not even in the double digits due to her current predicament.

Her greatest chances in survival lies in her becoming powerful enough that she would be able to get out of any life threatening situations she finds herself in and considering the amount of enemies she had who would more than happily take advantage of her current powerless state its going to be a lot. Luckily the sheer amount of ways to gain power on earth alone were quite a lot, but once she add in rest of the universe and other dimensions, the numbers will multiply. The crawlspace is one place she could start with in the future. She knows a lot of people she could cash in favors with to get a key to that place.

'And maybe I could all upon a few of my old demon associates as well' Bill Luz thought to herself. In the event that they try to go back on the deal she can easily just invoke their true names to force them to obey.

Though her biggest issue however is the sheer amount of time that she needs to spend to even be able to reach a full fraction of her once infinite powers. If the catalyst comet finally decided to hit the planet, then she was screwed. If those smug amphibians decides to invade, what would stop them from killing her like a pathetic human.

There are certain aspects of the universe that will currently be out of her reach until she manages to get stronger and get her hands on magic

She wasn't going to stand around idly like father time. She's going to do something.

First thing on her to do list? Growing up

Once she reaches a suitable age she can begin her plans to gain power and then after she could get her mission over with which was...wait what was her mission again?

What the fuck was she supposed to do to be considered 'redeemed' ?

The giant frilly never told her and she didn't even think to ask

Fuck...


A/N: not even a fee days in and Bill already wants to murder her new parents hehe. Don't Worry she doesn't go through with it.

I'm just going to be keeping chapters short for this story. Like I mentioned before it will only have 15 chapters which I have planned out now to a degree.

Anyways see you next time.