A/N: Another update. Bill is still a little shit but this time older. At least he can do research now


Bill Luz was older now. Unfortunately still not old enough to live on her own away from her vile parents. She has stopped making attempts to poison them whenever they got on her nerves because it was just a waste of energy and she realized it was stupid on her part to kill the main source of her sustenance. She still doesn't understand though what the use of the Father was. The man just spends all day lounging around the house and trying to play with her(despite her repeated protests) while the vile woman Camila was at her stupid animal clinic.

She remembered that incident when she needed to get her diaper changed for the first time


Flashback

Bill Luz had prided herself on having excellent self control. Like for example she hasn't killed her useless father...yet.

But today she had come to the unfortunate realization that while she still retained her incredible mind from her previous life, her body in its current state still functioned like a human baby even against her wishes. Which brought her to her current situation.

She had been playing with crayons at least that's what it looked like to her parents but in truth she had been practicing her demon runes writing skills. She needed it for her future projects.

She had been in the process of practicing the sigil for summoning Stolas when a foul stench had crawled its way into her nose.

"What the douche? Where is that smell coming from?" Bill Luz sniffed around trying to find the source when she felt something wet in her diaper that instantly made her realize what happened. She shit herself "Oh for fuck sake. Hey imbeciles!" She tried calling out to her parents who were doing disgusting flirting on the couch "I need a diaper change"

Unfortunately her call fell on deaf ears as her parents continued to flirt. She had to fight the urge to throw up when the two began to make out.

"Listen, as much as I would love to change my own diaper myself, I can't so I would very much appreciate the help,"

Again she was ignored which now pissed her off. She marched over right by their feet and opened up her diaper and...

Squish...

"What the crumbs?!" the father was first to jump off the couch followed by Camila

"Mija why would you do that!?"

"Ha! Serves you two morons right!"


Bill Luz involuntary shivered at the memory.

Regardless while she was no older than four(she never bothered to count) her parents has at least began to leave her to her own devices mostly because she has shown that she does not share other human toddlers tendencies to get themselves killed.

She can at least do research now to an extent which allowed her to make a few discoveries.

She had been reborn years into the future. Judging by the date on the calendar, it has been a decade or two since his weirdmageddon plan was foiled.

As expected though the rest of the world had no idea it even happened. Such a shame even if her plans failed it would have been some comfort if her plan had gone down as one of the most devastating disaster ever but alas not everyone got what they want.

However there are things from Gravity falls that did reach the news. For one, instead of a weirdmageddon the news claimed that it was hit by an earthquake but "luckily" no one was hurt. Seems like a certain society was still around. Maybe she could make use of them in the future.

Using a laptop her slightly less useless father got for her she began to gather information about what has changed on Earth and whatever insignificant progress humanity has made. Unfortunately she was unable to locate the Pines family at all. Six fingers must have done something to hide their presence. Oh well not like she can just go to them and slaughter them all for the heck of it.

She had made recent attempts to call out her old magic but unfortunately no matter how hard she tries it was really gone. As much as it irritated her she just had to accept it. She did not have the lifespan to wallow in self pity for a millennia about her predicament so will need to make progress as fast as possible. She would need to find an alternative source of magic or abilities if she would be incapable of regaining her former ones.

No matter even if she was powerless now it wasn't what made her a dangerous foe for many people.

If there was one thing Bill Luz had prided herself on other than her once infinite power, it was her genius intellect that would make many scholars green with envy for the knowledge she possessed that was just out of their reach. She wasn't a meathead like other people, no most of the time when she wasn't able to use brute force she resorted to outsmarting people and boy was that ten times more amusing.

Humanity had been on the receiving end of it ever since she had discovered their existence. Idiots who gave so much in exchange for something that was trivial to her...until she started her weirdmageddon plan and she needed someone competent but unfortunately before she had met Ford everyone was too stupid to make a working portal. She has honestly considered looking for someone else on another world if it weren't for the fact that the human realm is the only place where the portal to the nightmare realm could be opened.

The thought of Ford still made her blood boil. After everything she did for that bastard and how does he repay her? By contributing to her death. Sure she had her own agenda but she wasn't lying when she said she would make Ford one with her and her henchmaniacs. Speaking of maniacs she was sure that they were celebrating her death now. She wasn't stupid she knew the only reason they followed her was out of fear and hope for a reward. A reward she would have provided had she won.

Stupid.

"Mggoka'ai ya uh'enythh. Nog forth ng ah ya bidding" Bill Luz growled out the words from the book she was reading. Though if one were to take a closer look the "boy" had demonic runes written on it. Bill Luz had obtained the grimoire like book from an antique shop like most dumbass main characters in horror movies do before they get themselves and their entire friends killed. The difference with her though is she knows how to deal with what she got even if she wasn't having much progress yet.

If it does work she has already prepared counter measures in the event whatever demon or creatures she summoned goes crazy.

Bill Luz was brought out of her musing when the book she was reading was suddenly taken from her by the vile woman Camila.

"Luz, I said no books at the table" Camila softly scolded her daughter who only glared at her angrily

"Damn you vile woman! You have impeded my work ever since I crawled out of your wretched ovarian prison! " Bill Luz threw her hands in the air dramatically. Ever since the day she could walk, she wasted no time trying to find methods to gain power. Unfortunately, every time she came close to something the damn human Camila would ruin her plans repeatedly.

One particular time she had come so close to discovering an alternative form of magic that relied on using one's life force from an old book she found, but before she could learn any more Camila had taken it away from her and what's worse accidentally sold it off during a fucking yard sale!

Oh if she could only strangle her!

"Mark my words woman when you least expect it your uppance will come!" Bill Luz said in the most threatening voice she could muster but unfortunately only came out sounding adorable to the woman.

"Aw, don't pout mija" Camila gave one of her wretched motherly smiles "You know when you were born the doctors said you were the happiest baby they have ever seen"

Luz scoffed at this "But of course! That's because it was the day I had managed to escape from your ovarian prison. Now return the book! Less you want me to turn your idiot of a husband into a vegetable!"

"Tell you what mija. After dinner I'll give you back your book" Camila said to the still glaring toddler.

"If you think you can-" Luz began but was interrupted by her mother

"I'll even take you to the bookstore.Your papa did say there's no harm in you reading more and you love reading so much" Camila said with a smile

Perhaps your husband wasn't completely an idiot then Luz thought before answering "Very well. Your proposal is acceptable. You two will be spared from my wrath...for now" Bill Luz said the last part in an ominous tone which of course the vile woman ignored once again.

She needed to play along for now. The sooner she's ready for her future mission the better.