Wrote this up in my free time, was also reading a few...banned lists.


September, 2036 CE

To all members operating under the Auspices of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, our allied and partnered nations,, this is a message from the Allied Joint Force Command Bastion.

It's come to our that many of our forces have enacted behaviours detrimental to our operations on Remnant and the coherence of our operations. We are fighting for Earth and all of Saipent Kind. Please follow the following list so that we may move forward as one force and defeat the great evil that is Salem.

Thank you.

Brigadier General Victor Ross, Canadian Army, North Atlantic Special Operations Division.

1) This is not an Isekia, you can still travel to Earth.

2) You are not an Isekia protagonist, please stop.

3) Stop badgering High Command to just nuke Salem. The use of Nuclear always has been and will remain a last resort.

4) As tempting as it is, please avoid assassinating any potential villains. Just because they were evil in the show doesn't mean that they've committed any crimes. Also, most of them are under the protection of powerful native organizations and most of you aren't special forces.

5) Exception remains for the Vacuoian Crown. They can burn in hell or Naplam.

6) You are not allowed to convince natively recruited personnel of Remnant that you know the future. Stop scamming people by pretending that you know which lottery number will be the winning one and offering the number for 20 Credits.

7) Please stop shipping Nora and Ren together. They're my daughter and son respectively. Also, they're 15 years old. Ewww.

8) To all Remnan personnel. Please stop claiming that you are reincarnated from Earth. Souls exist, reincarnation crossing worlds does not. We checked.

9) Nor are you some Ozama reincarnation being.

10) If you are, please report to medical bay 3-56 for….science.

11) Yes the Americans have a massive reserve of older military equipment that they are hoarding. No, please don't badger high command for said equipment. No is no.

12) Please stop inferring that the Hunter's League are Child Soldiers. They are not.

13) All Faunus personnel, please avoid using your animalistic traits to coerce favourable outcomes for yourselves.

14) Especially with those with fluffy ears.

15) To our Japanese, Taiwanese, or/and Korean allies, no you may not sell porn, hentai, anime, or any erotic fictional pieces in Mistral. Somehow Earth stuff is more…extreme.

16) No, you may not try and set up Pornhub or other porn sites on the CCNet.

17) On second thought, maybe we will look the other way with the sale of…..adult mangas and Animes if we get some of the profits (we can always use more Lien). Just not the…very extreme stuff, please.

18) As tempting as it is, please avoid using overkill on your targets.

19) I'm looking at the American and British Fleet captains that just plastered that bandit clan of fifty in Mistral. 25 Tomahawks are….expensive.

20) While we understand that they are extremely powerful, useful, and deadly on Remnant, Tanks, in fact, do not beat everything. For the Marines, please stop saying that.

21) Just because Humans, Faunus, and AIs have/ are capable of having souls and auras doesn't mean our equipment automatically has them. Not all of our gear have machine spirits.

22) Please stop teasing Captain Goto for his command of the Battleship Kongo about Kancolle memes. 1) there's no sign of ships having Souls. 2) Admiral Goto isn't even a canon character in Kancolle. 3) The JS Kongo (BB-17) is not of Japanese origin, it's an old Atlassian warship we 'borrowed permanently' and refitted and modernized.

23) No, we are not weaponizing British Food against the White Fang (we're not that cruel).

24) Or French food (especially not cheese)

26) Or India Food

27) Or Japanese Food (or guys, why?)

28) While most of the ASEAN nations are here with us, please stop using Vietnam War Era memes such as "Welcome to the Rice Fields" and "They're in the Trees" because it's getting annoying.

29) No, we're not making an army out of the Grimm. We learned our lesson with the Fall of Mount Glenn. Please stop making those rumours.

30) While many of our forces have references to the products of RoosterTeeth (why did we let you vote for naming our new Aircraft Carrier?), no Monty Oum is not a god in disguise.

31) You may not force-feed prisoners with French cheese, especially the ones full of maggots.

32) Or American Cheese.

33) Or Spanish Beer.

34) Or Brazilian Food.

35) Or Carolina Reapers, ok what the actual- Why? Actually we'll come back to that one.

36) The Geneva Conventions still apply for us, so Canadians, do not just go reenact the 1900!

37) This goes for all members as well, including Hunter Leagues Cadets!

38) No, you may not try shipping any RWBY characters. Most of them are children, what the fuck is wrong with all of you?

39) After some discussion, Tear Gas and other non-lethals have been authorized for used against Hunters. I can't believe that worked against Qrow.

40) Please stop trying to petition to sell older military gear to Vacuoian hunters.

41) All Terran Personnel are to stop showing younger Remmans horror films, especially on serial killers, Milsim and zombies.

42) All Remman Personnel are to stop showing younger Terrans horror films, especially on the Grimm, eldricth horrors, and Rouge hunters.

43) Please note that we are operating under the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and the Allied Coalition (the overall alliance of all Terran nations), not X-COM, not the Brotherhood of NOD, not the Global Defence Initiative, not the United Nations Space Command, not U.N.I.T, not the X-Men, not Team America World Police (why? 85% of this coalition isn't even from North America), not Stargate Command (I wish), not Xenonauts, or any fictional faction! Please stop with the misinformation.

44) Right, I guess we're the Brotherhood of Nod now. What's the gender neutal term, Siblinghood? Siblinghood of Nod? Companionship of Nod?

45) Hunter Cadet Logan Parker, you do not need a 50-calibre rotary cannon, C4, and power armour.

46) Hunter Cadet Rory Reggie, you don't need a giant Halberd and red/black gothic dress.

47) No, just because you made an RWBY fanfiction/fan game doesn't make those characters into existence. We tried that earlier, nothing changed.

48) That being said, how did the characters of JPDE come about and why are they with us?

49) Just because it worked with the Chinese Ampib-landing ship doesn't mean you can just go robbing and hijacking airships from Atlas. WW3 nearly started over that crisis.

50) To our Japanese allies, no you may not go building giant Mechs just because Atlas has the Paladin. Besides the differing tech and power sources, we've established that Paladins are extremely weak to modern anti-tank weaponry.

51) I'll make an exception if you draw from the Muv-Luv Series or TitanFall.

52) There's nothing wrong in trading in Lien for Terran money. However, make sure that the exchange rates are properly set up. We don't need a repeat of the Wiliam Dinning Hall Fascio.

53) To our younger members, puppy eyes don't work effectively on Terrans. Somehow. Keep that in mind when trying to convince someone to do…. questionable things.

54) Please stop pestering us to replace all Dust Powered generators on Remnant with Nuclear ones. That's plan C for handling the SDC.

55) Please stop teasing our Indian allies for slow weapons manufacturing timetables. It happens to the best of us.

56) As effective as they are, please stop using 120mm SABOT rounds against personnel unless they're a hunter-equivalent strength.

57) For the person who petitioned used us to just dump cocaine on Salem, congratulations, you are now the head of the Unconventional weapon divisions

58) All Terrans, stop inventing new slang or words to confuse Remmans.

59) All Remmans, stop inventing new slang or words to confuse Terrans.

60) Locking the cult of Salem prisoners in a sound-tight room and playing the Barbie song on loop is wrong. Funny, but wrong.