"Last time on Total Drama Island…" Chris began the recap. "Twenty-two campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters. And while most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers. Courtney has experience as a C.I.T. in summer camp, but refused to jump. And Ezekiel managed to tick off every female contestant at the camp with his sexist comments about women. In the end, the first camper voted off Total Drama Island was Ezekiel, proving that homeschooling and reality TV don't really mix. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!" Chris ended the recap.
(Theme song)
The campers were sleeping in their beds when Chris suddenly woke them up with a loud air horn. This caused Leshawna to bump her head on the upper bed.
"Ow! It's seven in the morning! Do I look like a farmer to you?" Leshawna complained.
The campers all gathered up outside to meet Chris. Eva was playing some music on her MP3 player. Cody tried to look at what she was playing but Eva noticed this and tried to bite him.
"Morning! Hope you slept well." Chris came and asked the campers.
"Hi, Chris. You look really buff in those shorts." Heather complimented him, trying to suck up.
"I know." Chris ignored her. "Okay. I hope you're all ready, because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute." Chris explained.
"Oh, excuse me. I don't know if that's enough time to eat breakfast." Owen said.
"Oh, you'll get breakfast, Owen. Right after you complete your twenty kilometer run around the lake!" Chris told everyone.
"Oh, so you're funny now? You know what I think would be funny?" Eva threatened and tried to punch him, but was held back by DJ and Duncan.
"Eva! Try to control your temper?" Courtney criticized her.
"You're enjoying this, aren't you?!" Eva continued threatening Chris.
"A little. You have thirty seconds." Chris responded.
Confessional: Courtney
"Okay, that girl Eva has got to get a handle on her temper. She's only been here one day and she's already thrown her suitcase out a window, strangled at least 2 people, broke a giant rock in half and broken the lock on one of the bathroom doors." Courtney complained about Eva.
Confessional: Eva
"Fine, I have anger issues. What? Some things just piss me off! I've been working on it." Eva explained.
"Okay, runners! On your marks, get set, go!" Chris signaled them and everyone started running.
Cut to the campers walking/running in the woods. "Do you know how much longer?" Harold asked Gwen.
"Don't walk beside me." Gwen threatened him and walked faster to get away from him.
"Well excuse me for existing, gosh!" Harold complained.
Noah bumped into Heather while speedwalking. "Do you mind?" Heather angrily told him.
"Whatever." Noah rolled his eyes and continued speedwalking as Heather glared at him before tripping on Owen who was lying on the ground, drinking from a puddle, exhausted. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Can't... Catch... Breath. Must... Have... Condition!" Owen struggled to breathe and collapsed.
"Yeah. It's called overeating. Look into it." Heather said as she got up.
"What's your excuse, you skinny... Annoying... Ooh... I'm too tired for insults." Leshawna angrily told her while getting support to stand up from a tree due to exhaustion which made Heather scoff at her.
"Pick it up, people! If you're not back by dinner time, you don't eat!" Chris announced from his megaphone.
"Mmm... I hate him so much." Heather growled and continued walking, leaving Leshawna and Owen behind.
One by one the campers arrived in the mess hall. First was Eva, then Izzy, then Tyler, then DJ and Geoff, then Justin, then Duncan, then Courtney, then Trent, then Heather, then Gwen, then Lindsay and Beth, then Katie and Sadie and finally Bridgette and Cody.
"Clear a table, stat!" Owen announced as he entered the mess hall, carrying Noah and put him on a table to give him CPR.
"That… was horrible." Leshawna said as she entered after them.
Harold was the last to come. He was holding his chest, struggling to breathe. "What took you so long? We just lost the challenge! How are you even slower than that tub of lard?" Courtney criticized him as she pointed at Owen.
"I think I'm having heart palpitations." Harold explained.
"Hey, wait a minute. If they lost, that means we won the challenge!" Gwen said, which made all the Gopher cheer, even Noah who was supposed to be unconscious.
"Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?" Heather called him out on this. Noah continued pretending to be unconscious as a response.
"Whoa there! Hold your horses, guys. That wasn't the challenge!" Chris said, surprising the campers.
"What did he just say?" Gwen asked.
"Who's hungry?!" Chris asked as he pulled some curtains, revealing a giant buffet behind it which made all the campers even hungrier.
Confessional: Gwen
"After a whole week of brown sludge, I almost cried when I saw that buffet." Gwen said.
Confessional: Owen
"And then I saw it, the buffet table. It was beautiful. There was turkey and Nanamo bars and baked beans and maple syrup! Ha… Can I have a minute?" Owen said dramatically.
Confessional: Tyler
"Whoo-hoo! It's feasting time!" Tyler cheered.
Cut to the campers after they ate all the food. "Okay, campers! Time for part two of your challenge!" Chris announced.
"I thought eating was the second part." Owen said.
"What more do you want from us?" Gwen asked, visibly full.
"Weird goth girl is right. Haven't we been through enough?" Heather agreed, also visibly full. Gwen looked annoyed at the nickname Heather gave her.
"Um... Let me think about that. No! It's time for... The Awake-a-thon!" Chris announced.
"The what-a-thon?" Owen asked.
"Don't worry! This is an easy one! The team with the last camper standing awake wins invincibility!" Chris continued announcing.
"So, what you're saying is the 20k run and the turkey eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?" Gwen asked.
"That's right, Gwen!" Chris agreed.
Confessional: Gwen
"Man, he's good." Gwen said.
"Move, move, move!" Chris chased the campers out of the mess hall.
"So, how long do you think it'll be before everyone's out cold?" Trent asked Gwen.
"'Bout an hour, give or take." Gwen replied as Owen walked past them groaning. "Maybe less." she changed her reply.
Cut to the campers at the campfire, still awake after 12 hours. "We're now twelve hours in with all twenty-one campers still wide awake." Chris announced quietly.
"Woohoo! Stay awake for twelve hours?! I can do that in my sleep! Woohoo!" Owen cheered and immediately fell asleep after.
"Well, now they don't have the numbers advantage!" Courtney said.
"Think again." Duncan said as he pointed to DJ, who was sleeping cuddled up in a ball while sucking his thumb, mumbling something about his momma. Courtney groaned at his state.
Confessional: Gwen
"The Awake-a-thon was definitely the most brutal thing I've ever done in my life." Gwen said.
"This is the most boring thing I've ever done in my life." Gwen groaned.
"Could be way worse." Trent said.
"Oh yeah? How?" Gwen asked.
"I could be stuck here without you to talk to." Trent flirted with Gwen which made her smile. Heather was glaring at them from the back.
Confessional: Heather
"So my strategy is to get two other campers to form an alliance with me and take to the final three. The only question is, who can I find that is either desperate or dumb enough to do whatever I say? Trent, Gwen and Leshawna won't fall for it and Noah and Justin are too lazy so I basically have five options." Heather explained.
"What are you doing?" Noah asked Lindsay who was standing upside down.
"Trying to get the blood to rush to my head. Heh... I think it's working." Lindsay explained. Noah was shocked at her idiocy.
"Can I try?" Beth asked.
"Sure!" Lindsay said and the two started standing upside down.
"Oh, this reminds me of the one time I tried standing upside down for 24 hours on the monkey bars back home! I had to be taken to the hospital because of "high blood pressure and a buildup of pressure in the skull and behind my eyes" or something." Izzy said super fastly.
"Cool!" Lindsay replied.
"Yeah, whatever." Noah said and pulled up a book to read.
"Perfect. Lindsay, Beth, Izzy, can I talk to you for a sec?" Heather told them after seeing their stupidity.
"Sure!" All three said and all four went away to talk in secrecy. Noah noticed this but opted to stay quiet.
Confessional: Noah
"So it's pretty obvious that she is trying to make an alliance with some idiots. I mean sheesh, could she make it less obvious? I guess I can't expect everyone to compare to a genius like me but still." Noah smugly said.
Cut to Heather, Lindsay, Beth and Izzy in the forest. "Okay. I have a plan to get me and three other people in the final four, and I chose you guys." Heather told them.
"Really?" Lindsay asked.
"Of course! You should know that this is a very big deal. I am placing my trust in you. And trust is a two way street." Heather told them as the three nodded. "So you'll do everything I say then?" Heather continued as the three nodded.
"Sure!" Lindsay replied "We're going to the final four!" she and Beth squealed as Izzy clapped.
Confessional: Beth
"Oh, my gosh! Heather is taking me into the final four!" Beth cheered. "I'm going to the final four! I'm going to the final three! I wonder what will happen then." she gasped and continued.
"Speaking of alliances, you know who I think is really cute?" Lindsay said as she pointed to Tyler who was lying to a tree stump.
"Oh no. No no no. You can't date him." Heather angrily said.
"Why not?" Lindsay asked.
"Because he's on the other team!" Heather responded.
"Uh-huh...?" Lindsay said, still confused.
"You can't interteam date. It's like... against the alliance rules. You'll get too distracted and start throwing challenges or something." Heather explained.
"There are rules?" Lindsay asked.
"Remember what I just said about trust, Lindsay? Of course, you could always leave the alliance. If you do though, I can't protect you from getting kicked off." Heather angrily responded.
"No, I-I wanna be in the alliance!" Lindsay responded.
"Good. Then it's settled." Heather said.
Confessional: Izzy
"Okay, the final four is alright and all but Heather shouldn't expect me to follow rules of any kind! I'm not the RCMP's 8th most wanted criminal for no reason!" Izzy bragged.
"Can we get Big-O in the alliance as well?" Izzy asked Heather, pointing at Owen who was fast asleep and snoring.
"Sure!" Heather said "If you can even get him to wake up." she mumbled under as Izzy left to talk to Owen. She and Beth soon left as well, leaving Lindsay alone.
"Hey babe!" Tyler said and waved at Lindsay as she waved back.
Confessional: Lindsay
"Heather said I couldn't date him. She never said I couldn't like him." Lindsay explained.
Cut to the campfire. "I'm going to the bathroom." Eva said.
"Hurry up, we don't have all day." Courtney said, which Eva frowned at. As she went she dropped her MP3 player. Heather noticed this and walked up there and picked it up, pretending to stretch and went back to her seat next to Lindsay.
"Um, isn't that Ava's MP3 player?" Lindsay noticed it and asked.
"Yup." Heather responded.
"Well, isn't she gonna get like, really mad when she realizes it's gone?" Lindsay asked.
"That's exactly what I'm counting on." Heather replied.
Some more time had passed and Bridgette, Leshawna, Katie, Sadie, Izzy and Noah were asleep.
Tyler looked at Katie and Sadie to see they were asleep. However suddenly a bear popped out from the bushes behind them and slashed at them, sending them flying which Tyler screamed at. However it was just a hallucination and Tyler fell asleep after.
"Congratulations, campers! You've made it to the twenty-four hour mark. Time to take things up a notch! Fairy tales!" Chris announced.
"Oh, he's not serious!" Gwen said.
Chris pulled up a harp and started playing it as Chef came dressed like a sheep which Chris chuckled at. "Grrr… never do that again." Chef angrily said. "Alright, it's sleeping time you big babies!" he yelled at the campers.
"Once... Upon a time... There was... Inside this boring kingdom...A boring village. And inside this boring, sleepy, village... Filled with very boring children... that did very... Boring things." Chris read as the campers got more sleepy.
Cody fell asleep on Owen's butt but was woken up by a fart. "Huh?" Cody choked on Owen's fart.
Chef started throwing sleeping powder which made the campers even sleepier. Courtney kept walking in place.
Confessional: Courtney
"I figured that if I kept moving, I could outlast all of them. I just had to keep my eye on the ball."
"Stop doing that princess, you'll tire yourself out." Duncan criticized.
"Huh? Oh yeah, what do you know!" Courtney angrily responded.
"He's right, stop." Eva agreed.
"Whatever." Courtney said but continued walking in place but ended up falling asleep next to Harold who was picking his nose in his sleep.
"Ew, dude gross." Geoff said.
"What?" Harold briefly woke up but fell asleep again.
"We should talk about our strategy." Heather told Lindsay and elbowed her.
"Ow, oh huh...?" Lindsay started mumbling and fell off her seat and fell asleep.
"Beth?" Heather turned around to find Beth asleep as well.
Confessional: Heather
"While these idiots are easy to trick, they are also incredibly useless. Ugh!" Heather complained.
"Okay. Favorite song?" Gwen asked Trent.
""She Would Be Loved". Favorite color?" Trent replied and asked back.
"Um... Midnight blue." Gwen responded.
"Ooh, mysterious. I like that." Trent flirted which Gwen smiled at but also yawned.
"Aw, don't fall asleep. Okay, quick. Favorite movie moment?" Trent asked.
"You're gonna think it's cheesy." Gwen said.
"I promise I won't." Trent replied.
"Okay. The kiss at the end of that road trip movie. You know, the one with the guy and the three girls?" Gwen said.
"I know the one! You like that movie?" Trent laughed as Owen walked past them naked which shocked them both. They looked at where he was sleeping to find Izzy sleeping next to a pile of clothes.
Confessional: Owen
"Did I mention that I ate the entire dish of baked beans and maple syrup? Funny thing about baked beans, they make me sleepwalk." Owen explained.
"Oh, cool. They even fall asleep together." Trent told Gwen as he pointed to the sleeping Katie and Sadie.
"You still awake?" Trent told Gwen who was laying on the ground while playing his guitar.
"Yeah. It's weird, but I think I'm so tired, I'm not tired anymore. Does that make sense?" Gwen said.
"I really have no idea. Where's the Little Dipper again?" Trent said, looking up to the sky.
"See the Big Dipper? Follow the handle to that bright star, the pole star. And it's right there." Gwen pointed.
"Ahh... Cool." Trent responded.
Cut to Owen sleepwalking. He was on the cliff from the last episode. He almost fell off it but turned backwards. However he fell anyways after falling back down.
"Look at him. He's like a statue. He hasn't moved in over... Fifty hours! Hello? Yo!" Gwen said, looking at Justin who was standing in the same pose for a long time.
"Yip! Yip! Yip yip yip yip yip!" Trent jumped up and down, trying to get a reaction.
"Amazing. Look at the concentration." Gwen said and poked his cheek which made him open his eyes. He was sleeping the whole time and his eyelids were painted.
"His eyelids are painted! I saw it!" Eva called out.
"Shut up! Oh, I've gotta see this. That is so freaking cool! But, you're still out, dude." Chris told Justin who left with a sad look on his face.
Cut to Owen swimming up the waterfall with fish.
It was now morning of the fourth day. Duncan put Harold's hand in a cup as he was sleeping which made him pee. "Aw, gross, it works! Dude peed his pants!" Duncan laughed as Harold gasped.
"Gosh! Not cool!" Harold angrily said.
Confessional: Harold
"I really don't like that guy Duncan. Those punk types always rub me the wrong way!" Harold angrily said.
Noah was cuddled up to Cody, kissing his ear as they woke up and realized what they were doing. They started screaming and ran away from each other.
"I'd kill for a coffee right now." Gwen complained.
"What is the matter with you people? Come on, fall asleep already!" Chris angrily said to the six people who were still awake, Geoff, Duncan, Eva, Gwen, Heather and Trent.
"You've gotta hook me up, man. I'll even eat the grinds! Anything!" Gwen begged Chris as she held onto his leg which made him spill his hot coffee on his shirt.
"Ahhh, my abs are burning! You messed up my shirt" Chris screamed as he kicked Gwen off his leg. "Ugh, All right, you six stay with me. The rest of you go get a shower, for heaven's sake. You stink!" Chris said as Harold ran away to wipe the pee off his underwear. "I didn't want it to come to this, I said that to Chef Hatchet last night, I said, "Chef, I don't want it to come to this. But darn it, these campers are tough." And so... I've come up with the most boring, sleep-inducing activity I can find." Chris said.
Confessional: Gwen
"Oh come on! What now? Okay, you know what? Bring it on!" Gwen said.
"The History of Canada, a pop-up book. Chapter One: The Beaver National symbol and a "dam" fine hat." Chris started reading a pop-up book as the six groaned at his pun.
"Stink." Gwen rolled her eyes.
Cut to Owen sleeping in a beaver dam, his belly being patted by beavers.
Cut to Chris reading the book. "Which of course, was the precursor for the discussions... ...leading to War ...of 1812." he read as Geoff, Eva and Heather fell asleep.
"Trent! Noooo! Don't leave me!" Gwen said as Trent fell asleep in slow motion.
"Time for a bathroom break! Any takers?" Chris asked.
"I've held it this long, sweetheart! I can go all day!" Duncan mocked Gwen.
"Yeah, but can you hold it for another ten chapters?" Gwen mocked bag.
"You've got five minutes. As long as you don't mind a little company." Chris said.
"Fine. But stay out of the stall." Duncan warned.
Some time had passed and Duncan still hadn't come out of the stall. "Duncan! You in there, man?" the cameraman said as he opened the stall door to find Duncan asleep.
Cut to Chris and Gwen. An intern gave Chris a paper about what happened to Duncan. "And we have news! It Looks like Duncan's taken a dive on the can! Which means the official winner of The Awake-a-thon is… Gwen! The Screaming Gophers win!" Chris said as Gwen fell asleep.
Confessional: Duncan
"Damn, I thought I would easily win due to all the time I spent in juvie! Can't believe I was beaten by some goth chick." Duncan said.
Cut to Eva throwing stuff out of the Bass cabin. "Where is my MP3 player?! One of you must've stolen it, I need my music! No one is going anywhere until I get my MP3 player back!" she yelled at her team.
"Okay. Whoever took it better give it up now before she destroys the whole camp." Courtney told her team.
"Well I didn't do it! I probably wouldn't be able to pull something like that off if I tried!" Tyler defended himself.
"Hey, guys! Wow, this place is a real mess." Heather said as she came to see if her plan worked.
"Someone stole Eva's MP3 player." Courtney said.
"She's been like this for an hour!" Tyler said.,
"You don't mean this, do you?" Heather said as she pulled out the MP3 player she took. "I was wondering who it belonged to. I found it by the campfire pit. You must've dropped it." Heather said as Eva got out the cabin and got her MP3 player back.
"Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you!" Eva said and hugged her MP3 player.
"Sure thing." Heather said and left.
Confessional: Heather
"Turn a team against their own member, easiest trick in the book." Heather said.
"So... Sorry about that little... Misunderstanding. Guess no one stole it after all. Okay. Maybe I overreacted a little." Eva said and chuckled awkwardly as her team glared at her.
Cut to the campfire ceremony. "You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only 9 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave. And you can never come back. Ever." Chris explained.
"First, Thumb Sucker. Not only were you the first one asleep, you slept while you sucked your thumb! This show is for teenagers not for babies!" Chef called out DJ as he looked upset.
"Next, Dork Boy. You were the last to arrive in the marathon and picked your nose and peed your pants in the awakeathon. That's both challenges you sucked at!" Chef called out Harold as his expression didn't change.
"Delinquent. You could have won it for your team but you blew it by taking a nap in the stall!" Chef called out to a tired Duncan as he rolled his eyes.
Confessional: Duncan
"Pfft, seriously? They aren't going to vote me off for being the closest to the win. If they did, I'd punch em'." Duncan said and yawned.
"Finally Rage-o-holic. You destroyed your team's cabin over a stupid MP3 player! Not to mention, your anger issues are only getting worse." Chef called out Eva who looked nervous.
"The first marshmallow goes to Duncan. Bridgette. Courtney. Katie and Sadie." Chris gave the five their marshmallows as Katie and Sadie squealed.
"Tyler. Heh. DJ. Geoff. Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening." Chris said and gave the remaining people aside from Eva and Harold their marshmallows. Eva looked nervous while Harold's expression was still the same.
"The last marshmallow goes to.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Harold! Eva, the Dock of Shame awaits." Chris said.
"Yes!" Harold pumped his fist as he got his marshmallow.
"Nice. Really nice. Who needs this stupid TV show anyway?!" Eva called out to her team and kicked Chris in his kiwis and went to the Dock of Shame.
"Oof! Not the kiwis! Owww! Have a good sleep tonight. You're all safe." Chris whined.
Confessional: Courtney
"See, I told you. You can't act like a total raging psychopath and then expect people to just forgive you! No matter how tough and strong and fast you are, she's never gonna have a career if she doesn't get her act together." Courtney ranted about Eva.
Confessional: Heather
"So Eva was one of their strongest players. And now she's gone. I am so running this game." Heather bragged.
"Buh-Bye, Eva!" Courtney mocked Eva as she went to the dock of shame. Eva responded by throwing a rock at her.
"Ow! Touchy." Courtney said as she got hit by the rock.
Confessional: Eva
"I guess my temper got the better of me. Again. But whatever. They just lost their fiercest competitor, I hope they realize that."
Cut to the remaining Bass holding their marshmallows at the campfire. "To The Killer Bass! And to not ending up here again next week." Courtney said.
Cut to Owen in a cave with a group of Sasquatchanakwa. They smelled him and kicked him out as he farted as the episode ended.
VOTES:
Confessional: Courtney
"I vote for Eva. I told her but did she listen? No." Courtney said as she crossed out a picture of Eva.
Confessional: Eva
"I vote Harold. He's just pathetic. Who, cares? My stupid team is gonna vote me out because of the stupid MP3 and graah!" Eva said as he crossed out a picture of Harold and ripped it.
Confessional: Tyler
"I vote Eva! She's really scary!" Tyler said as he drew a scared face on a picture of Eva.
Confessional: Bridgette
"Sorry Eva. You really need some anger management classes" Bridgette as she showed a crossed out picture of Eva.
Confessional: DJ
"I vote Eva. Sorry girl." DJ said as he showed a crossed out picture of Eva.
Confessional: Geoff
"I'll vote for Eva. Total party pooper!" Geoff said and crossed out a picture of Eva.
Confessional: Katie
"We vote Eva!" Katie said she showed a crossed out picture of Eva. "She won't hear this, right?" Sadie said from outside the confessional.
Confessional: Sadie
Sadie crossed out a picture of Eva, looking scared.
Confessional: Harold
"I vote Eva. If I do so, the risk of my back being broken is %80 less." He said and drew crossbones on a picture of Eva.
Confessional: Duncan
"'I'd get people to vote off someone more useless but I'd rather not deal with a psycho." He said as he drew a skull on a picture of Eva.
BONUS CLIP
Eva's Audition Tape
"Fifty-seven. Fifty-eight. Fifty-nine. Sixty!" Eva said as she did pull-ups on a monkey bar and finished. "You see that? I'm the only girl in school who can do more than ten pull-ups. So whatever you can throw at me, I can handle it." Eva told the camera as she jumped off the bars. "Bring it- hey! You're dead, do you hear me?!" she got hit by a basketball thrown from off-screen and ran to beat up the person who threw it and the scene cut to black. When the scene came back, Eva was on the screen again. "So, if you want a really strong competitor who gets along with everyone, pick me! You can edit this, right?" Eva asked the cameraman who nodded the camera in response. "Awesome, thanks." Eva responded.
