Next Day, Alexa's House, 5:30 A.M...
"Look at me, fuck on me, look at me, fuck on me, yuh!"
The unexpected ringtone of Little Miss Bliss blared throughout her room, causing her sleepy time to be cut short. What? She liked aggressive music. Are you really surprised? Anyway, as most people would be, she was pretty peeved that she was forced out of her sleep. Her intention was to answer whatever random asshole that decided to contact her and tear him or her a new one. Because that's what these kind of calls usually were. Some person trying to scam you or sell you something. Yup, she was gonna scold the fuck outta them. That was her original plan at least, until she saw the Caller ID. Unlike I certain boy we know, she actually checks who calls her before she answers her cell phone. Speaking of that boy, she decided to forgo the yelling since it was none other than Mr. Shane Aiden Price. (Boom! Full name! Irish as fuck!) Instead, she sighed and answered normally.
"What do you want, moron? Don't you think it's a little early to be calling people?" She asked mildly annoyed.
Shane's voice came across shaky and nervous, like he was really anxious.
"Y- Yeah. Sorry about that. I just really really need to talk to you. Can you come over to my house?" He asked.
"What, tonight? I don't know. My parents will be suspicious."
"No, I mean... I mean like right now."
That surprised Alexa.
"Huh? Right now? This can't wait until we get to school? We can talk about whatever you need to talk about there."
"Alexa, please. It has to be now. It's really important. Please, Short Stuff?"
The girl sighed.
"Fine, but if this is another one of your "jokes", I'm gonna kill you."
"I really wish it was a joke. Thank you. The door will be open. Hurry."
Alexa hung up and went on to get herself dressed and groomed. As always, she brushed her hair, brushed her teeth and applied some make-up. Her choice of outfit was a blue top with pink skinny jeans. She looked at herself in the mirror to make sure she liked how she looked.
"Hmm, the pink in my hair is fading. I should re-dye it later. Other than, I think I'm good."
Before leaving, she grabbed her keys and bookbag along with her black Harley Quinn hoodie, just in case it rained. It was a cloudy day and she was taking chances. A couple minutes later, and she was entering her neighbor's house. The first thing she saw was Shane sitting on the couch staring into space. He looked shaken. Like something was really bothering him. She didn't even think he realized she was in his home.
"Price? Price!" She yelled trying to get his attention.
That startled him, seeing as he jumped.
"Oh, hey Alexa. Sorry, I, kinda spaced out a little."
"It's whatever. Now, what was so damn important that you had to have me in your house so early in the morning?" She asked with her hands on her hips.
"Right, uh, well. Can you come sit with me?"
"Are you gonna tell me or not?"
"I will, I will. It's just, I'd rather you sit with me first."
Alexa shook her head.
"Alright, weirdo."
She sat next to him per his request, to which Shane weakly smiled.
"You look beautiful today."
His compliment made her blush a bit.
"T- Thank you."
"Anyway, I'm gonna tell you now. Uh, you see, on Monday... Shit, goddamnit. This sucks... On Monday, I- I made... I made out with Bayley. I'm sorry."
Well... Little Miss Bliss was not expecting that at all.
"What?"
"Yeah. When I walked Bayley to the bus, she asked me if she could give me another kiss. I couldn't resist her, so I went one step further and kissed her myself."
She was speechless.
"Wow. Just, wow. So, what happened on Saturday. That meant nothing to you? Was that just another day for you? You're just gonna go with Bayley now? Fuck Alexa, right?"
"No! No, that's... This is why I needed to talk to you. Listen, I'm gonna invite her to my house this weekend. I want you to come as well, so we can settle this. I don't wanna make this any worse. This needs to be resolved. I've led you two on long enough."
"Price... You fucking moron. Do you not understand how dumb that is?! If Bayley finds out that me and you have a thing going on, our cover will be blown! No one is supposed to know remember? Big E and Seth don't even know! If I don't trust them to not blab to the other kids, why the hell would I trust that fucking child?!"
"BECAUSE!"
Bliss let out a startled yelp from Shane's outburst.
"Because... She.. she's hopelessly in love with me. Just like you."
"What?! What makes you think I'm hopelessly in love with you?! Do you know who I am?" Alexa defensively asked.
"Yes. I know exactly who you are. Which is why I know you're in love with me. If you weren't, you wouldn't have come to my house when I asked. You would've told anyone else to go fuck themselves, but not me. And I know I'm sounding like an egotistical fuckhead right now, but you can't tell me I wrong here. If anyone else asked you to randomly show up to their house at damn near 6 in the morning, on a day we have school, you would've told them to go fuck themselves. But not me."
"No! I only didn't say no because you're right across the street and I don't have to go far to get here! If you lived anywhere else, THEN, I would've said screw off. You're delusional, Price!"
That angered Shane.
"Really?! So what was that shit from like 2 minutes ago when I confessed I kissed Bayley, hmm? Oh, did what happened on Saturday not mean anything? Oh, how how could you do this to me? That was what you were saying. Me kissing Bayley should mean nothing if that didn't matter. We wouldn't be having this conversation right now if it didn't matter."
The girl had nothing to come back with.
"You... you jerk. You're right, you asshole. Why... why did you kiss her? The only girl you're supposed to kiss is me. I thought I was your... your princess."
Alexa was starting to cry now, and Shane was having none of that. Almost instinctively, he wrapped his arms around her and rubbed her back to try and comfort her, as he had done many times before.
"I'm so sorry. I'm really fuckin sorry. I promised I wouldn't hurt you, and I broke that promise. That's my fault. I know you don't want to do this, but you gotta understand. This is the only way for me to fix this mess. Please." He begged.
With tears in her eyes, she sat up straight from his grasp and stared at him. Out of nowhere, she cocked back and BOOM, smacked him with all her might. Shane put his hand to his face and rubbed it in pain while grimacing.
"Yeah, I kinda deserve that."
"You're damn right you do. Now kiss me." She demanded.
"Wait, wait. What?"
"You fuckin heard me. Come here."
Little Miss Bliss grabbed the boy by his face and mashed her lips against his. Out of all the times he's kissed a girl and been kissed, he could honestly say that this was the most aggressive lip lock he's ever experienced. That being said he hasn't experienced that many, in fact his first was a couple weeks earlier, but something told him that it doesn't get as crazy as what was happening at that moment. She pulled away and wiped the spit off her mouth.
"Now we're even again."
She looked at the time on the cable box.
"I'm going to school now. You get ready. I'll see you after practice, and I'm telling you now. If you fuck this up, I'm literally going to kill you. Got it?"
All Shane could do is nod yes. She got up, grabbed her stuff and left, slamming the door shut. This left him alone on the couch.
"Well, at least she agreed to come. Next is Bayley. This shouldn't be that hard... Paige, I swear to God. This better work. This better work."
He then left the living room and got himself ready for school, for fear of Alexa coming back and punishing him for not obeying her.
AN: Short Stuff is once again Raw Women's Champion! Let's go! It was the logical thing to do anyway. I'm sorry to any fans of her, but Nia's title reign was kind of a failure. They fucked up when they changed her character from kickass monster to motivational speaker for fat people or whatever the hell they were trying to do. Plus, Alexa's moving merch like crazy, so from a business standpoint it was the right move as well. Moving on to a more serious topic, I'm sure you if you recognized the lyrics in the beginning, then you know where I'm going with this. All I'm gonna say is rest in peace to XXXTentacion. His life ended way too soon at only 20 years old. R.I.P Vader as well. Bye big man, you'll be missed. Too many people are dying at once man.
