Friday, Shane's House, 11:15 P..M...
"So she was suspended for 3 days? That's hilarious!" Paige said, in response to Shane telling her what transpired two days prior.
"Yeah, karma's a bitch ain't it? I still feel bad for losing my cool and yelling at her like that." Shane truthfully expressed.
"Feel bad for what? She laid hands on your friend, and embarrassed him in front of your entire class. The skank deserved a good tongue lashing I think. Hell, I'd do it."
"Yeah, I know you would. Ya British psychopath. But that's the thing. I don't do stuff like that. I don't like being confrontational. I'd rather either be friendly or indifferent to people. You know I try to avoid losing my cool. That's not me, act like a wasteman, that's not me. Ya know?"
Paige rolled her eyes at his reference.
"Oh, wow. A Skepta reference. Cause I'm from England, right? How clever of you." She said, sarcasm dripping from every word.
Shane let out a little laugh.
"I'm sorry, I had to. The joke was right there. Anyway, you get what I'm saying."
"Yeah, I do. That's something I recognized around the time we became friends. To be honest, that's one of the best parts about you as a person. I think you want to be the bigger person in every situation you're in, and avoid getting involved with dumb stuff."
"Yeah, but I haven't really been able to do that last thing you said lately. I'm literally drowning in dumb stuff right now. And it's all my dumb fault. I'm a big dummy." He said in self pity.
Paige clicked her tongue in fake dissaproving fashion.
"Serves you right for trying to talk to other girls. I'm the only girl you need in your life. I mean, come on. I'm hot, and I have a cool accent. What more could I guy want?"
The boy chuckled at her feigned self importance.
"I know, right? I got greedy I guess... You think if I hadn't moved away, we'd be together? Like as boyfriend and girlfriend?" He asked curiously.
The British girl took a moment to think before answering.
"Hmmm... Most likely, yeah. You're the only American boy I can actually stand, and not for nothing, but you're pretty fuckin cute. In a nerdy way. We definitely would've kissed, that's for sure."
"Why you say that?"
"Cause, I'm protective over you, and you're really really naive. I'd need to make sure some random slag doesn't come along, take your first kiss away from you, and then stomp your heart into a million pieces. Luckily, that didn't happen, but if you were still here, it definitely wouldn't have happened. You got your first kiss from a girl you love, and you got your meat wanked for the first time by a girl you love."
Shane blushed at Paige's blunt way of describing his romantic endeavors.
"Do you have to say it like that?"
"What? It's what happened isn't it? Not for nothing, I would've done a better job anyway. The wanking, I mean." She proclaimed nonchalantly.
"Paige! What the hell?!"
"Ah, don't get your knickers in a twist, love. I've already seen your cock anyway."
His face was beet red at this point.
"Fuckin how?! When?!"
"Oh, I never told you? I think it was back in April. I was spending the night at your place for the first time and you know I slept in your room, in your bed. You slept on the floor across the room because you're too nice for your own good. Well, it was really late and I guess you thought I was a heavy sleeper. I'm not. I woke up when I heard moaning coming from the other side of the room. Low and behold, you were under a blanket, sitting up using the wall, just going to town on your own dick. I could tell, because the light from your tablet was shining on your face, and you were biting your lip with your eyes glazed over. It took everything I had to not either laugh my bloody heart out, or go over there and finish you off myself. I guess you weren't comfortable, so you got out from underneath the blanket, and there it was. I'd say, you're pretty big. Not ridiculously massive, but thick nonetheless. I fell back asleep before you finished though."
Suffice to say, Shane was absolutely mortified. His mouth was open in shock, and his right eye was twitching.
"Hello? Shane? You still there?"
His voice came out hoarse and squeaky.
"Yeah... yeah I'm still here. Um... Sorry, uh... Sorry you had to see that."
"Oh, no worries. You're a teenaged boy. Of course you're gonna masturbate. I just don't understand why you didn't go somewhere that had no one around so you could do your business in private?"
"The, uh, Dad was in the bathroom already... And I was really hard that night. Like, I couldn't fall asleep because it was bothering me so much. I had to take care of it." He explained sheepishly.
"Well, what got you so riled up?"
"You... You don't wanna know."
"Trust me, bruv. I wanna know." She insisted.
Shane could just picture the devious smirk on his pale companion's face. He took a deep breath before answering.
"You." He muttered quickly.
"What, I couldn't quite here you there."
"I said you, damn it! Cause you had the bright idea of stripping down to your bra and panties, like I wasn't gonna mind your pale ass in my face!"
"Hey, I told you I was gonna do it. I sleep in my underwear." She explained nonchalantly.
"Yeah, but at least give a bro a warning first. I'm sitting on my bed watching basketball highlights on my phone, and next thing I know, I look up and see you nearly naked. What if my dad would've walked in, Midnight?!"
"Oh, I wish." Paige responded suggestively.
Shane shivered at Paige's tone when regretting to his father.
"Ugh, forget I mentioned him. Anyway, yeah. That's what happened."
"Shit, if I knew it was that easy to get you all hot and bothered, I would've done stuff like that way more often. Eh, I might do it when I see you again. We will see each other again, right?" She asked with hope in her voice.
"Oh, definitely. No way I'm not. I'd literally come all the way to England just to see you in person again over the summer. I'm dead serious." He said sincerely.
"Aww, sweetheart. I mean that much to you?"
"Of course, Midnight. You know you do."
"Yeah, true. I just wanted to hear you say it. So, to more serious topics. What's the situation with your little love triangle? Did you grow a set and talk to them like I said?"
"Yup. It was hard though. Alexa slapped me for it, and Bayley cried like crazy. I deserved the slap, and seeing Bayley cry? That was like a stake through my goddamn heart. But, I'm gonna fix this tomorrow. My dad's gonna be out getting stuff for the house all day, so I invited them both here, and we're gonna talk about everything together. I'm nervous, but I know what I have to do. In order for this to truly be resolved, I need to pick one of them. That's the only way to sort out this whole mess. No more of this wishy washy shit. Either Bayley or Alexa."
"Good. It's what needs to be done. It's not good to play with someone's emotions like that, unintentionally or not. Honestly, this will be good for all 3 of you. No more confusion, and no more heartbreak. You know who you're gonna pick?" Paige asked.
"Yeah. I've thought about it a lot, and I'm gonna go with-"
Paige cut him off.
"Actually, nevermind. Tell me after you do it. I want all the details."
"Sure thing. If you don't hear back from me, I'm probably in a box floating down a river. This is not gonna be fun for me at all."
She laughed.
"Oh, you're such a drama queen. You'll be fine. Listen, worst case scenario, they both smack you and leave you. But, you'll still have me at least."
Shane rolled his eyes.
"Yeah great. I'll have a girlfriend that I won't be able to see for almost a year. Sounds like a great way to go about things." He said sarcastically.
"Shut up, I'd send you nudes. Obviously my ass does it for you, pervert."
"Can we please stop talking about that?! Back to my situation... What would you do?"
Paige thought a little.
"Send me pictures of both of them. I don't know what they actually look like."
Shane sent Paige a selfie he took with Alexa that time they spent all night eating pizza and watching cartoons. They both had big smiles on their faces. He also sent her a photo of Bayley from the movie night the gang had. Big E had taken it and sent it to everyone in a group chat. Bayley had a shy smile on her face with her hands behind her back.
"You got the pics?"
"Yeah. Awww the brunette looks so adorable."
"Bayley really is. But she's a lot more energetic than the picture shows."
"And the blonde one seems really goofy. I think she's prettier than Bayley."
"Well, she is goofy. Just around certain people though. She's got trust issues, but once you break her out of her shell, she's a fun loving girl." Shane informed, a small smile forming on his features, while he remembered all the good times he had with the pint sized princess.
"So, if I had to choose... I have no idea what I'd do. They both seem like girls. You are in a bind, amigo. But, it's a good one to be in."
Shane raised an eyebrow at that statement.
"Yeah? And what about this seems good to you?"
"Think about it, love. You've got two beautiful girls that you actually connect with on a personal level, to choose from. Either way, you come out a winner."
"That's true. But, what about the one I don't choose? It'll break her heart."
"No it won't break her heart. Sure it will hurt her for a while maybe. But, the love will still be there between you two. I guarantee, you'll still be close with her over time. Bonds don't break as easily as you think they do."
"You know, that makes me feel a little better."
"Of course it did. I said it. Everything I say is gospel." Paige smugly stated.
"Who's the cocky git, now?"
"You still. Well it's pretty late. You got a big weekend ahead of you. Didn't you say you also had the first playoff game this Sunday?"
"Yeah, it is. Funny, I've been so wrapped in this romance stuff, I almost completely forgot about it. I gotta hit the weights at least one more time before Sunday. Or, I might be hit with weights, I don't know."
"Hopefully that doesn't happen."
"Yo, Midnight? Before we end the convo, can I ask one last question?"
"Go ahead, love."
"When you saw me... Ahem... dealing with my discomfort, were you turned on? At least a little bit?"
"I was, a little. I hadn't actually seen a dick in real life since Wade."
"Well, compared to his... Was mine... okay?"
Once again Shane's timid demeanor got a giggle out of Paige.
"Why do you wanna know? I said it was big didn't I? Plus, it doesn't matter what I think. I'm not your girlfriend, or your fuck buddy."
"That may be true... But your opinion still means a lot to me. Even when it comes to stuff like this."
"You really are a sweet guy. Okay. Let's just say, my first time would've been a lot better, if it was with you and not Wade."
Shane smiled.
"Thanks Midnight."
"Anytime, Shane. Now, get to bed, alright?"
"Okay, bye."
Paige hung up, and Shane went to sleep.
AN: Hey guys. Quick question. Post your answers in the reviews or PM me if you have an opinion on this. Out of the three girls in Shane's life, which one do you enjoy the most, Alexa, Bayley, or Paige? And why? I assume most of you are gonna say Alexa, but I'd like to know what you guys think. Helps me gauge my audience and how I can make the story better for you. Also, to that one guest? I'm gonna call you Mitch Supporter... Mark is sorry. Please forgive me. Anyway, peace out. See you peeps in the next chapter. P.S. We hit over 100 reviews. That's never happened on any of my stories before. Thank you so much! I love you guys!
