That Night, Shane's House, 11:52 P.M...
Shane couldn't wait to tell his British bestie about his experience with Alexa the previous night. In facfact he knew he had to thank her, because without her, there's no way he would've gone through with it. The boy laid across his bed, and called Paige. 2 beeps, and then...
"Ay, mate. What's up?"
"Oh nothing much. Paige, have I ever told you how much I love you?"
"Yeah, a bunch of times actually. What are you getting at?" She asked, the suspicion evident in her voice.
"I did it, Midnight! I made my girlfriend cum! With my mouth! And my fingers! Just like you said! Thank you so much, I couldn't have done it without you!"
All Paige could do was smile.
"I'm proud of you, Shane. You've successfully given a girl an orgasm. I can't believe it. I feel like a mother seeing her son ride a bike without training wheels for the first time. You know, except the bike is a girl, and you're using your tongue to pedal it instead of your feet. So, how'd it all go down. Did you make the first move?"
"Nah, she did actually. Remember when I was the phone with you and someone knocked on my door? That turned out to be Alexa, looking as sexy as I could remember. Like seriously, my brain couldn't function to the point where I was unable to formulate full sentences. She ended up grabbing my crotch, and that's when you popped into my head."
"Which turned you on even more right?" She jokingly added.
"Shut up. Anyway, I went back in my mind to when you gave me that advice on what to do if something like this happened again. I was pondering on whether or not to do it for a bit, but I looked at Alexa one more time, and that point, there was no question. If I didn't get this girl off, she was going to kill me. Her eyes were filled with nothing but pure, unadulterated lust. That's it, no other emotions." Shane described.
"Yeah I've been there before. Sometimes a girl gets so worked up, she turns into a sex demon. That's how I lost my virginity even. Speaking of, why didn't you go all the way? From what you've told me, she was practically begging for the dick."
The boy was honestly taken aback by her question.
"To keep it 100 with you, full on sex never even crossed my mind. I... I don't think I'd be pretty good at it anyway. Again, I'm still a virgin." He said sheepishly.
Paige scoffed.
"And? That doesn't mean anything. Everyone's a virgin at some point. I was, and I'd say I did pretty good my first time around."
"Yeah, but it's different for me. I'm a boy. When it comes down to it, all girls gotta do is lay there and take it. From the few times I've looked at porn, as a guy, I have to know what I'm doing. Also I have to last long to really make sure she's thoroughly enjoyed herself."
His words made the pale girl sigh in slight frustration.
"See, this is why I wish you were with me first, and this isn't me being a perv like usual. If you had experienced all this stuff beforehand, you wouldn't be prone to believing bullshit like that. Like I've said before, you are very naive. Shane, porn is 9 times out of 10, not realistic at all. You don't need to have an 8 inch dick to please a woman, all guys don't last a fucking half hour, and whether or not the girl lays on her back the whole time varies from chick to chick. Take me for example. I find missionary to be boring as fuck if it lasts more than 5 minutes. I want to be on top, fucked sideways, doggystyle, I want a mixture of all of it. If you want to please your girl, you need to figure out the things she likes. And that's a trial and error process, you just need to give it time. As for lasting long, there are other ways of getting a girl off than full on sex, you know that already. But, if you want to not just blow your load in the first 3 minutes, either have her get you off first, or masturbate before you guys do it."
Just like the first time she gave him sexual advice, he was having trouble digesting all of it. But, her spiel prompted him to be curious about one thing.
"Paige... How many times have you had sex?"
"I don't know, I haven't really kept track. If I had to guess, maybe about 30 times. Maybe more than that, I'm not entirely sure." She answered nonchalantly.
That response made Shane blush hard.
"30?! Aren't you like 16?!"
"Yeah, so? I was with Wade for a while, and that boy, I tell you. It seemed like he always wanted to fuck. I realized he only liked me for my looks after I found out he was cheating on me with some old slag named Layla. Seriously, he was like 14 and she's in her mid 30s. What a pedo. I dropped his ass the second I found out about it. Nope, no one's using me for my pussy. Anyway, yeah. Most of those times with Wade, but I did have a little thing with this guy named Marty Scurll... He knew exactly what he was doing that's for sure. We weren't dating, it was just a friends with benefits kinda deal. That ended when he and his family moved to Japan of all places. I bet he's up there raising hell like normal."
Shane breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh, you've only been with two different guys, okay. I thought-"
Paige cut him off.
"What, you thought I was going around England sucking off every guy I came in contact with? I am many things, bruv, but a slag is not one of them. You know how like to say Shane ain't no bitch? Well, Paige ain't no whore."
"Amen to that." Shane said with a smile.
"Come on love, you know me better than that. The only boy I'll be a whore for is you." She flirted seductively.
"Hey, easy there girl. Remember the deal." Shane said nervously.
Paige pouted and made a noise reminiscent of a little girl who was refused after asking her dad for a pony for Christmas.
"I can't even flirt a little bit? No fair, no fair."
"I didn't say you can't at all, I said tone it down. Saying you'll be a slut for me isn't pulling it back at all. You know that. Don't play dumb." He said in a parental manner.
"I think you're just using you having a girlfriend as an excuse to not get teased." She accused.
Shane got defensive.
"No, I'm not! And even if I was, could you really friggin blame me? I've been mercilessly teased by you since the day we became friends. You think that one time was the only time I got hard over you? Not even close. A man can only take so much before he goes insane."
Paige giggled.
"You're so cute when you're flustered."
Price groaned.
"What am I gonna do with you?"
"Hopefully hang out again sooner or later." She quickly responded.
"I share that sentiment completely."
"Well", Paige continued, segwaying into a different topic, "Anything else happen with my best pal in the whole world?"
"Yeah, actually. A girl came up to me and essentially asked me to play matchmaker between her and Dean. Best part is, she's Irish just like me, but she's legit from the country. She's got the accent and everything. Name's Rebecca Lynch, but everyone just calls her Becky." He beamed.
"So, are you gonna help her? I remember you saying that Dean kid just went through a pretty bad breakup. Not really sure if now is the best time to try and get him back into another relationship." She pointed out.
"I thought about that, but I think this could be good for him. He didn't come to school today, and I suspect that he's not coming for a while. Maybe if he knew an attractive girl that wasn't completely out of her goddamn mind was waiting for him in school, that would be enough to get him out of his house. She's a nice one too. You'd probably get along with her if you met her."
"Hmmm. Even so, you better have no doubt whatever that this Becky chick is good for him, because if she breaks his heart too? You're gonna be the one fault for that. Don't lead your friend back to hell, love."
"I won't, I promise. I've got a good feeling about her. She can't be worse than Alicia. It's impossible."
"Alright, go for it then. Any friend of you is a friend of mine, so I trust her. That includes Alexa, even though she stole you away from me... And that dick away from me."
Shane went beet red.
"Damn it Paige!"
AN: I've noticed that I basically write Paige as a raunchier version of Tracer from Overwatch... I'm okay with that I guess. Anyway, that's a wrap on this chapter. As always, let me know what you thought of it. Flame, I wish you had an actual account so I didn't have to respond to you through these notes, but I appreciate the feedback on the Becky introduction. She's gonna play a big part in this arc of the story. What pairings would you guys wanna see based on all the characters I've introduced so far. One person already predicted one of them. Try your luck. See you peeps in the next chapter, Peace!
