Tuesday, Paige's House, 6:19 A.M...

"Hey. Hey. Come on. Wake up, I've got an idea."

Mischief was in the air, to say the least. It was early, early in the morning, and everyone in the Knight residence was asleep, recovering from their respective food comas... Except for Paige. Despite it being the morning after Thanksgiving, she had other plans. Currently, she was in the middle of trying to wake up her temporary roomate, Alexa. A few more seconds of lightly shaking later, and the petite princess was awake. Barely awake, but awake nonetheless.

"Mmm? Wuh... What happened?" She tiredly moaned.

"I need your help to mess with Shane really quickly before he wakes up." Paige explained.

"But... The sun's barely up. I wanna sleep."

"And you can. After we finish with this. Remember what he said yesterday? He's gonna be up soon to go out and run."

He'd proclaimed that right in the middle of the feast he created. The boy said that there was no way he was gonna let all that crap sit in his stomach overnight, and not work out in the morning.

Alexa sighed. She could tell that there was no way the British girl was going to drop this.

"Fine, I'll get up. What did you have in mind?"

Knight smirked.

"I imagine since you've met him he's teased you a lot, right?"

"Way more than a lot. And it's annoying, because every time he does it, he goes on and on about how he always gets me to fall for it."

"Well... Do ya?"

Alexa blushed.

"Um... Well yeah. I've gotten him back a little bit though. Just not as much as he does. I can't help but feel weird though, because every time he teases me, he does that stupid sexy voice thing."

"Sexy voice thing?" Paige asked intrigued.

"Uh huh. He gets real close to me, and then talks with a deep voice that, if I'm being honest, drives me wild."

"Oh? That's new. I'll ask him about it later. Anyway, I bet two things happen on the regular with you two. One, he tickles you constantly, and two, he tends to get awkward whenever you return the favor with the teasing."

"Both of those things are correct. How'd you know though?" Alexa asked.

"Trust me, I know Shane. After we do this, I'll tell you one of those embarassing stories about him I was talking about before. This'll make sense then. Now, here's what we're gonna do..."


Downstairs...

Shane, at the delight of Paige, was still fast asleep on the couch. The two teenaged girls were silently creeping toward his prone body. Paige was snickering like the troublemaker she was, and Alexa even had a small smirk planted on her face. Right when they were directly in front of the boy, Knight took off her top, leaving her just in her bra and pajama pants. She then motioned for Alexa to do the same, and she did, leaving her in her bra and pajama shorts.

"Alright, Alexa. Go on." Paige whispered.

Little Miss Bliss slowly climbed onto her boyfriend, trying her hardest not to wake him up for fear of screwing up the whole plan. She then slowly lifted his shirt until his chest and stomach were exposed.

"Okay, now wake him up. But do it in the way we talked about." The pale girl instructed.

Alexa nodded, and then closed her eyes. Kisses, kisses everywhere bro. Well, not really everywhere. More like one big one on the lips. That for sure woke up the blonde boy.

"MMMPH?!" Shane voiced while being smothered.

When Alexa was done with the agressive, one-sided makeout sesh, (Sesh... Hollowaterboyz), she looked down at him with a glint of lust in her eyes. Price was blushing heavily, and his eyes were as wide as a fat kid. (Great analogy, Mark.)

"Good morning, babe." She said flirtatiously while batting her eyes at him.

"Uh... Good morning? Wha- What the hell are you doing?" He asked, stuttering.

"Whatever do you mean? I'm just showing love to my amazing boyfriend."

Shane nervously chuckled.

"As... As much as I appreciate that, we're kinda, ya know, in my best friend's house, on her couch. I don't think she'd like us doing... this stuff... on her couch."

"Oh no, love. I don't mind it at all." Paige spoke up.

"Holy shit, what the fuck?!" The Irish boy exclaimed in surprise.

Paige giggled.

"Did I scare ya, mate? I'm sorry."

"When the hell did you ge... You're not wearing a shirt."

"Hmm. I guess I'm not, huh? Weird."

"Can you put one on, please?"

"Nah, it's cool. I'm comfortable."

"I'm glad you're comfortable dude, but yo... Can you please cover up?"

Why, what's wrong? Am I really that hideous?" Paige asked, feigning a hurt look.

Of course this caused Shane to immediatley try and make her feel better, since she managed to make him believe he had hurt her feelings.

"Wait, wait! That's not what I meant Paige, I swear. You're not hideous in any way. You're friggin cute."

Now, it was Alexa's turn to act.

"So you're just gonna call another girl cute while your girlfriend is literally right here?" She asked, faking annoyance.

"Hold on, babe, nah. I- I mean yeah, I did just do that, but still. I can't let her think that I think she's ugly... N- Not that you're not the most beautiful girl I've ever... Shit. Guys, I'm sorry!" Shane said, stuttering through his words.

They both looked at him, portraying themselves as just generally displeased. This man Shane was completley shook. Shook, I say. He was shooketh. Price gulped nervously. Then, the two girls' glares slowly turned into somewhat disturbing smirks.

"Alexa? He hurt our feelings. I think he needs to make it up to us. What do you think? Hmm?" Paige asked her current partner in crime.

Little Miss Bliss pretended to be in thought, tapping her finger on her chin.

"I could think of a few things. But... One option is reeeaally appealing to me right now. After all, I'm on top of my hot, hot boyfriend right now. Plus, I can feel... Something special poking me through my shorts right now." She said sensually.

The acknowledgement of his excitement made the Price boy blush a bit. Paige looked over and saw the bulge and gasped.

"Oh! Feelin' a bit randy now are we, blonde boy?"

"S- Stop looking down there! Come on, this isn't funny!" Shane shyly exclaimed in a whisper. (Kind of an oxymoron, but just go with it alright?)

"You're right, this isn't funny... It's fucking hot."

"It is, isn't it Paige? I think we've talked enough. I think it's time for a little... action." Alexa proclaimed, staring down at her squirming significant other lustfully.

Paige leaned in closer to Shane, while Alexa started grinding on him.

"Dude! Dude! What is happening?! What is happening right now?! Seriously, yo! Huh?! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" Shane screamed inside his head while his eyes darted back and forth between the two girls.

Right when they were as close as they could possibly get... Alexa grabbed his lifted shirt, and put it over his face, completley blocking his vision.

"Now, Paige, now!" Bliss signaled.

The raven haired vixen quickly got to work, tickling the crap outta him, while Alexa held him still. Price was struggling while the sound of his muffled laughing proved that this conspiracy to mess with him was working perfectly.

"Mmm! Nooo! Hahahaha! Stop it! Hahahaha! Not cool! Not cool!" He tried to voice. Most of it was unintelligible though.

After about a minute of torture, Paige and Alexa decided that he'd had enough. They got off of him, and scurried away like a couple of kids that just stole from the corner store. Shane was in absolute shock. He was taking deep breaths, trying to figure out what in the hell just happened. He pulled his shirt down from over his face and sat up. Then, he rubbed his eyes.

"You know what? I'm... I'm going back to sleep. The workout can wait."


4 Hours Later...

Alexa and Paige came back downstairs to check on Shane, giggling because of what had transpired a few hours earlier. They were fully expecting to be yelled at for they had done, and quite frankly, they were looking forward to it. When they saw him, he was sitting on the couch and watching TV like normal.

"Heeey there, ya tosser!" Paige called to him.

Shane looked back at them and smiled.

"Goodmorning, ladies. How'd you guys sleep?"

Now, that caught them off guard. There was no anger, no shyness, no nothing. It was weird for them.

"Uhhh... We slept well. What about you?" Alexa asked, somewhat confused at his demeanor.

"I slept a little too well, I think. I meant to get up super early so I could exercise the Thanksgiving dinner off, but I didn't until like 8."

"Oh... You didn't wake up until 8? You sure you didn't wake up around 6?"

"Nah, I don't think so. I think it's because I had a dream that I got woken up by you guys actually. What a weird dream man. You were both like... really flirty. Then you start tickling me for some reason. Crazy."

Both teen girls had to try really hard to keep themselves from laughing.

"That is weird. Well, we're gonna go, uh... Plan for how we're gonna deal with Carmella and her braindead bimbos." Alexa said.

"Okay. I'll be up there in a few minutes. Lemme just finish up my show, alright?"

"No problem, babe. Love you."

"Likewise, princess."

Knight and Bliss then went back upstairs to the room they temporarily shared. Once inside, they let all the laughter out.

"Ha! The bloody idiot thinks it was all a dream!" Paige cackled.

"I know! Even better!" Alexa added.

Meanwhile, downstairs, Shane had heard the laughing since it was so loud. He smiled and shook his head.

"I'm so glad those two are getting along. Warms my heart, man." The oblivious boy said aloud.

AN: Poor Shane. I'm really trying to build the relationship between Paige and Alexa here. With that being said, sorry for all the filler. We'll be back on track soon, I promise. Peace! See you all in the next chapter.