The gang rushed outside, and the Human Kite got swept up in the wind. The Mosquito flew up next to him. The other kids caught sight of them and grew amazed. The rest of the Freedom Pals scrambled to get in their costumes. They came out to meet the team with excitement and wonder.
The Human Kite landed gracefully. Doctor Timothy rolled up with Mysterion closely behind. Super Craig rushed to Wonder Tweek and gave him a great big hug. Tupperware and Toolshed walked up to meet them.
"What's all the excitement for," Mysterion asked, "Guys?"
Human Kite explained, "We figured out how to get real superpowers."
Mysterion raised an eyebrow.
"Here," Human Kite turned his tail to Mysterion, "Just cut your hand on my tail."
Mysterion shirked away, but Wonder Tweek excitedly obeyed. A surge of power pulsed through him, and his costume bound itself to him, but nothing physically changed.
Dr. Timothy was shorty behind, feeling his mind expand beyond its regular capacity.
Tupperware had to remove a glove from his armor to be effective, but he felt his skin harden as soon as it reunited with the rest of his costume.
Toolshed cut himself on the Human Kite's tail, and he felt his tool belt tighten as his costume bound itself to him.
Fastpass chuckled, "Isn't th-this great guys-s?
"Yes," Dr. Timothy agreed without even opening his mouth, "it's wonderful."
"This doesn't feel right," Mysterion said, clutching his cape, "I sense a powerful magic here."
"Well, duh," Human Kite scoffed, "how else would we be given these kick-butt powers?"
Mysterion was caught off guard for a second, then said, "Say that last part again."
"How else would we be given these kick butt," Human Kite repeated but then caught himself, "Wait for a second, why can't I cuss?"
Super Craig asked, "What the flip do you mean?"
Wonder Tweek stared at his boyfriend in shock, and Super Craig immediately realized it was happening to him, too.
"This is fudging weird, dude," Captain Diabetes commented.
"We need to get our profanity back," Mysterion said.
"Maybe later," The Human Kite said.
"Let's play with our new awesome powers," Toolshed said, "First."
"No way," Mysterion insisted, "I'm ending this now."
He rushed off before anyone could say anything else to him.
