"THEY'RE WHAT?!?" Lincoln yelled at principal oak

"you're family is coming to alola in a week along with some of your friends." Principal oak said

"I'm not sure if you noticed but I'm currently a 9 foot tall 6 armed winged god that acts like a cat!" Lincoln said

"I am aware which is why I'm having lusamine make something to mask your appearance." Principal oak said

"how they going to make something to deal with this!?" Lincoln asked with his extra arms coming out of his sides to point at him to prove his point

"I'm not sure how but they will." Principal oak said

"oh sure they'll still love me despite this oh wait they don't love me at all!" Lincoln said "sorry it's just a lot."

"no need to apologize." Principal oak said "you are right to be concerned especially with what happened last time."

"yeah." Lincoln said "I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone."

"not even to your oldest sister?" Principal oak asked

"no despite what she did." Lincoln said before sighing "it's just that I don't think I'll be able to go home at least not anymore."

"what do you mean?" Principal oak asked

Lincoln sighed before saying "you see before deoxys I at had the chance to at least visit home once everything settled but now..."

"you can't anymore because of how you are now." Principal oak finished Lincoln's sentence

"exactly." Lincoln said "everything has changed even if I did find a way to turn back to normal I don't think I'll truly be "normal" again."

"I see." Principal oak said

"and I don't want to mess things up with Leni either she's the only sister besides Lily who actually seems to care about me now." Lincoln said "i know mallow and ash don't want me to call myself this but I'm a monster literally."

"well try not to worry yourself you have a whole week to figure out how to diglett your way out of trouble." Principal oak said

"I'm going to need it mom and dad want me back home thinking family time will solve it like it wasn't a murder attempt." Lincoln said "I shouldn't be surprised considering they allowed that stinking protocol to exist."

"that will be a tough one." Principal oak said "but you've faced greater challenges and handled them like a machamp!"

"true I mean when I first came here I didn't expect to be a parent to an amount of children that rivals my parents." Lincoln said "and look at me now."

"indeed you truly have grown." Principal oak said "remember don't push yourself too hard."

and with that Lincoln left the room

after walking a little bit he was greeted by poipole ash's newest team member

they are an ultra beast that has a fondness for art and bright lights

"hey little buddy what's up?" Lincoln asked

"(paint!)" poipole said before showing him a drawing they made

it was something that a child would draw of what Lincoln assumed was to be him

"wow! Good job!" Lincoln said

poipole lightly tugged on his sleeve as if trying to get him to go somewhere

when he followed them he saw Z drenched in paint

"what happened here?" Lincoln asked

"poipole." Z responded while trying to clean off the paint

poipole began flying around while laughing before bumping their head and starting to cry

then Lincoln's paternal instincts kicked in

he picked up poipole then sat them on the ground before laying next to them like a cat and wrapping his tail around them and began singing them a lullaby

soon poipole was fast asleep

*click*

"dis going on my pokstagram." Z said holding his phone

Lincoln teleported poipole away before letting out a screech and turned into his origin form

"(DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW!)" Lincoln yelled while chasing the android

"#daddy's little child!" Z teased

"(GET BACK HERE!)" Lincoln yelled

"#papa Linc!" Z teased

this was starting to piss Lincoln off

suddenly in a flash of light he transformed into his mega form

he had the body of mega mewtwo X with giratina's wings on his back and space like gem on his chest

he had red eyes and he had more muscle than normal mega mewtwo X

he had a cape that looked similar to an ogerpon's cloak

he had horns on the side of his head like hoopa

his arecus cross floated over his head almost like a halo

"OH SHIT!" Z yelled as he ran faster

later

"and what did we learn?" Ash asked

"don't tease Lincoln." Z said

"and how did we learn it?" Ash asked

"he threw me through a wall." Z said

"that's right." Ash said

meanwhile Lincoln was sleeping like a cat with poipole next to him sleeping like a baby

mallow sighed before saying "im pretty sure that makes 9."

"yup." Ash said

"(at this rate he's going to have more kids than his parents.)" pikachu said "(and that's impressive.)"

Lincoln then began to stir and then wake up

"oh hey ash, mallow what's up?" Lincoln asked

"you adopted another one?" Ash asked

"yes poipole is now our ninth child." Ash said

"are you ever going to stop adopting kids?" Mallow asked

"I'll stop when I'm dead." Lincoln said

"so what did principal oak want to talk to you about?" Ash asked

"my family is coming over in a week." Lincoln said

"they're what?!?" Ash and mallow said

"yup." Lincoln said

"then how are you going to his this?!" Ash said while referring to Lincoln's form

"I'm not sure lusamine is apparently going to make me something though." Lincoln said

"well I hope it works." Ash said

"same here." Lincoln said

poison baby!

the louds are coming to alola in a week how will it go? No one knows

see you next time