-Simon Belmont-
He wanted something to distract him from his loneliness. He had friends. Unfortunately he both wanted to hang out and be alone. It was an awful mix of emotions. He didn't know what to do, so he turned the tv on hoping that this distraction would last. Unfortunately the show he was watching: Adventure Smash starring Toon Link the human boy and his best friend Isabelle the dog, was playing an episode about romance. Toon Link got slapped by Tetra the flame Princess and he started fawning over her. He started to feel the same as Toon Link. Lonely, lost, and in love.
Simon went through his fridge and took a tub of emergency ice cream. He began eating the tub. It felt good to consume. He knew it was bad for him, but he'll deal with the awful consequences later.
Knock knock
Huh? Who could that be? He opened his door, but no one was there. That's odd. He looked down to see a letter on the floor. He picked it up and shut the door. He sat down on his bed and opened the letter.
Dear Simon, I can't contain my feelings anymore. Ever since we hung out at the arcade I can't stop thinking about you. I'm in love! Unfortunately, I tried to break up with Little Mac, but he did not take it well. He's hunting me down. Right now, I'm hiding at Melee Mountain. Please protect me from this awful monster.
Love, Kirby
Simon jumped up and cheered. She is in love with him! He knew Little Mac was a terrible guy. He's glad that she finally realized how abusive that boxer is. Wow, she really wanted him. This is his chance! He loves her so much and now the feeling is mutual. He has to go see her. He thought about them meeting up in the mountain and making out. Sharing a deep passionate kiss is all he wants. He got dressed and he left his room.
Simon made it to Melee Mountain. He didn't know exactly where to go. All she said was to meet him here. Well he's here, but where is she? He continued to look around. He didn't want to meander for too long. After about 30 minutes of walking, he got lost. Dang it! He knew he should've left a long time ago. Ok, it's ok Simon calm down. He started screaming Kirby's name. Maybe if she's around, she could guide them back home.
"KIRBY!" He called out.
No answer. It started to rain. Dammit! Just his luck. He needs to find shelter. He could either go back down, or climb up this steep hill. He already knew that there was no shelter besides trees downhill, so he decided to go up. It was exhausting but he finally made it. He could still climb up, but he saw a cave. This is perfect! He could barely see light coming from that cave. Someone is in there! Ok, he needs to sneak around a bit. What if these people aren't friendly? He hid in a bush. He hoped this was close enough to hear someone. There was a moment of silence, but then he heard a person talking! He decided to listen in. These people could be robbers or cannibals for all he knows. He should hear their conversation first.
Person 1: "So like, you guys think Mario gets off to torturing us?"
Simon: (They know Mario?)
Person 3: "Most likely. I mean the dude laughs when he's beating up the kid."
Person 2: "I'm not a kid! I'm 19!"
Person 3: "You sure? You look like you still wear diapers."
Person 2: "I look young for my age."
Person 3: "Clearly."
Person 4: "Wait, you wear diapers?"
Person 2: "No!"
Person 1: "Hahaha!"
Person 2: "Tch! You're all immature."
Person 1: "Ya know, I do find it strange that he always picks on you the most."
Person 2: "Finally something we can agree on."
Person 3: "You're the easiest to bully."
Person 2: "No I'm not!"
Person 1: "I think Mario wants to fuck you."
Person 2: "Doubt it."
Person 3: "That Luigi guy might have a thing for ya."
Person 2: "And why do you say that?"
Person 3: "He did look at you when he dropped his pants."
Person 1: "Dude he totally did!"
Person 4: "Oooo, Luigi got a crush on you~"
Person 2: "Knock it off guys, he's with Daisy."
Person 1: "He did blush when you said you wanted him to get closer to you."
Person 2: "Yeaaah, ya see I'm choosing to forget about that."
Person 3: "You know, before you punched him."
Person 2: "I get it, I fucked up. Please stop bringing that up."
Person 4: "It's ok, I'm sure Luigi forgives you."
Person 2: "I don't care if he does or not. I hate him."
Person 4: "Why?"
Person 2: "You know why. I already told you the story."
Person 4: "I forgot."
Person 3: "It's because the genius over here thought it was a good idea to tell Luigi his entire plan."
Person 2: "Oh come on! We're still talking about this? For the 100th time, I'm sorry!"
Person 1: "Haha! I mean Ness sure got his revenge. He knocked that fucker out."
Simon: (N-Ness?! Wait, but he came back to the mansion. What;s going on?)
Person 3: "Yeah, that's why we're living in our own filth."
Ness: "Look I said I was sorry ok. I thought it was the right key."
Person 4: "It wasn't?"
Person 3: "Shut up, Kawasaki."
Simon: (Kawasaki? My boss?!)
Kawasaki: "What did I do?"
Person 3: "You're being stupid again."
Kawasaki: "Not nice."
Person 1: "So wait, I'm a bit curious, since Mario and Luigi got a thing for you, who would you rather bang?"
Ness: "What kind of question is that?"
Person 1: "So both?"
Ness: "Neither. Fucking neither. Sonic, do you ever think before you talk?"
Simon: (There's no way that's Sonic. He never went missing.)
Sonic: "Of course! I'm a quick thinker. I know what I'm saying… Most of the time."
Ness: "So why would you ask me that?"
Sonic: "Just curious."
Ness: "Why? What is wrong with you?"
Sonic: "Ever since I got here, so much, dude."
Person 3: "I think we've all lost it."
Ness: "Not me! I'm still trying to get out."
Kawasaki: "I dunno, you've been getting meaner lately."
Sonic: "True!"
Ness: "Only because you guys are constantly bullying me and calling me names."
Person 3: "I only call out your bullshit."
Ness: "Thanks, Gordon, you're a real peach, you know that?"
Kawasaki: "Gordon has been Princess Peach this entire time?"
Gordon: "Kawasaki, if you don't shut the fuck up, I will kill myself."
Kawasaki: "I'm sorry, Chef Ramsay. I'll shut up now."
Gordon: "Thank you."
Simon: (Chef Ramsay?! Like THE Gordon Ramsay?)
Ness: "Guys, I know I've been messing up a lot, but I still believe we can get out. We just gotta work together instead of fighting."
Gordon: "Not this again."
Ness: "No, I'm serious! Right now, your family thinks you're dead. Sonic, you need to get your girlfriend back, and I need to take down my clone. We both do! They're ruining our lives. They could be hurting the people we love. We gotta do something."
Sonic: "That's true, but..."
Simon: (Did they say clones? Wait, is that why Sonic has been acting strange? He's been distant for a while. Could these guys be the real ones? This is all so confusing. They sound like the real them though. Sonic is being his snarky cocky self and Ness is well… I don't know Ness that well, but I noticed that the one in the mansion acted a bit more confident. I need to see for myself.)
Simon decided to walk inside the cave. It stunk so bad. He wanted to throw up when he entered. He saw them though. He saw the four prisoners. The first one he saw was Kawasaki, his boss. This is where he's been! This is why the restaurant has been closed. He saw Gordon Ramsay too! The guy that yelled at him during his shift. Of course he didn't like it, but Gordon did help them out that night. In fact, he's why Kirby and him got close. He saw Sonic without his gloves and shoes. It looked criminal seeing him all naked like that. And last but not least, he saw Ness. He looked the worst out of all of them. His face was swollen with lots of purple bruises. It was weird to see him without his hat. Everyone's signature look was gone. This was all the proof he needed. The ones in the mansion were a fraud. How long have these guys been here? This is awful, he needs to get them out of here!
Sonic: "S-Simon?"
Gordon: "Holy shit, it's you! What're you doing here?"
Simon: "Guys, what's going on?"
Ness: "Mario kidnapped us! Q-quick get us out of here!"
Simon: "Mario did?"
Kawasaki: "Yeah it's all because he fucked Kirby."
Simon: "What!"
Ness: "No, they only kissed."
Sonic: "I mean… Who's to say."
Simon: "What! He did stuff with Kirby?"
Simon's heart shrunk. Does she do this with every guy? Did she lead him here on purpose because she wanted to mess with him? She did break up with Little Mac. Is she just some player? He knew he shouldn't have gotten his hopes up.
Gordon: "What're you doing standing there all sad? HELP US!"
Simon snapped back to reality. That's right, he needs to help these guys. He walked over to them and tried to break the chains. He used his whip, but for some reason they wouldn't break. That's odd, his whip is powerful, how are these chains still perfectly intact?
Ness: "The shackles… Not even a weapon could break them."
Simon: "My whip can't break it. I'll go get help."
Simon turned around, but when he did he saw Villager right in front of him.
Ness: "V-Villager? Villager! Can you break these chains?!"
Villager ignored Ness and continued to smile at Simon. Simon was uncomfortable but he tried to play it cool.
Simon: "Hey uh, I can't break these chains. I'm gonna go get help and tell the other smashers. Can you stay here and keep a lookout? Mario might come back and hurt them."
Villager: "..."
Simon: "You don't have to, but I'm gonna go get help regardless."
Simon moved to the left, but Villager blocked his path. He tried moving to the right, but Villager continued to be in front.
Sonic: "What's going on? Villager move out of the way!"
Gordon: "Let the guy pass!"
Kawasaki: "Yeah what they said!"
Ness: "Villager, are you ok?"
Villager took out a gun. He shot Simon. The Belmont fell to his knees and put his hand on his open wound. Villager took out a bowling ball and dropped it on The Belmont's head.
Ness: "Villager! What the hell! What're you doing?!"
Villager turned to look at Ness. He smiled and waved at him and then turned his attention back to Simon. The Belmont laid on the floor. He tried to move, but he was in so much pain. The prisoners couldn't believe their eyes when they saw Villager grab Simon by the leg and dragged him outside. All they could hear was Simon screaming. They all started shaking in fear as they heard the blood curdling cries for help. Then it stopped. Everything was quiet.
-The Hero Of Time-
Zelda woke up from her coma. The doctors told her it has been almost a week. She immediately asked about Link. They told her that he went to jail for trying to stab her. She looked confused but continued to play dumb.
"What do you mean Link went to jail?" Zelda asked.
"He stabbed you. The sword we pulled out of your stomach was his."
"Can I go see him?"
"You're still recovering."
"I want to see him."
"We can't let you do that."
"Please, I need to see him."
The doctor left. He probably went to go talk to his co-workers. He came back and gave Zelda the ok. She struggled getting up, but she was able to move again. The doctors noticed that she was walking a bit funny, so they put her on a wheelchair. One of the doctors decided to push her to Link's jail cell.
Link saw Zelda approach him. He grabbed onto the bars and called out her name.
"Zelda, oh my god, I'm so glad you made it," Link said.
"Link, what's going on?"
"I'm so happy you're awake. You can tell them what happened. The guards and the doctors think I was the one that stabbed you. Tell them the truth!"
Zelda bit her tongue. She didn't want to admit that she was the one that stabbed herself. However, she didn't want Link to be in jail. She wanted him to be with her. How can she spend time with him if he's behind bars? She sighed and was about to give in until the doctor spoke.
The doctor: "Don't let him manipulate you. Since you're awake, I'll let the judge know that Link can now be allowed to be put on trial."
Zelda: "Trial?"
Link: "Back off, Doc! This is none of your business."
Zelda: "He's going to trial tomorrow?"
The doctor: "Yes. Actually since you're awake now, you're both obligated to attend."
Zelda: "What happens if he is found guilty?"
Link: "Zelda?"
The doctor: "Then he will be punished."
Zelda: "Punished how?"
Link: "Zelda!"
The doctor: "He'll be put into the correction code chamber."
Zelda: "What does that mean?"
The doctor: "It means they're going to factory reset him."
Link: "What!"
The doctor: "We can't kick any of you out of the roster. We have no choice but to do this in order to keep everyone safe."
Link: "That's insane!"
The doctor: "It is, what it is."
Link: "Tch! Whatever, because Zelda and I both know that I wasn't the one that stabbed her. Right, Zelda?"
This is all Zelda needed to hear. If he loses this trial, he'll go back to how he used to be. The old Link that used to love her. He wouldn't even remember Kirby and luckily everyone thinks that the real Kirby is dead. Everyone thinks that Kirby's human form is a murderer. He'll have no choice but to think the same. If she ever comes back to smash, she'll no longer have Link as an ally. Link will be hers forever. She gave him a sinister smile, which caused his face to mold into despair.
Zelda: "I'm sorry, Link. I don't remember what happened that night. I think I have amnesia."
