Kirby was panicking. She heard Pit's blood curdling cries for help. She had to do something. What can she do? Her hands are still tied behind her back. It doesn't matter. She didn't learn kickboxing for nothing. She turned around and used her hands to unlock the door. Once she did she turned to face the scene.
Her eyes started to water as she saw Pit lying on the floor. His wings were next to him, but not attached. She couldn't believe it. She didn't want to believe it. This isn't real. This is nothing but a nightmare.
Villager stopped kicking Pit, and stared at his beautiful wife. She looked terrified. He hated seeing her so scared, but this is what Pit has done. He tried to ruin their relationship. He tried to get in the way. Now both Pit and Dark Pit had to pay.
Villager: "Kirby, look what they made me do."
Kirby: "Hah… Hah…"
Villager: "They tried to get in between us."
Kirby dropped to her knees and began crying. It was hard to breathe. This is all her fault. If only she kept her mouth shut, then Pit wouldn't have forced himself inside. She shouldn't have gotten them to help her. This is her fight alone. They were innocent. This shouldn't have happened. She's the worst. She deserves to be held captive. This is her punishment for being selfish.
Villager: "What's wrong, Darling?"
Kirby: "I'm…"
Villager: "What was that?"
Kirby: "I'm NOT YOUR DARLING!"
Kirby forced herself up and headbutted Villager to the floor. She began stomping on him over and over again. Her last kick was on his face. A couple teeth flew out of his mouth and into the floor. She looked at this site and flashbacks set in. She remembered hurting Dark Pit and Peach. She remembered Peach calling her a monster. She's doing it again. She's losing control. She's turning back to how she used to be. A ruthless pinkball monster who only thought about herself. It always had to be her first and then friends later. No, she can't go back to that. She's better than that.
She stopped kicking Villager and went to Pit. He was still conscious. He could barely move. She tried helping him up, but without hands it was difficult. Instead she used her head to sit him up. She then used her back where he leaned on. Together they sat while she encouraged him to leave.
Pit fell on his stomach. She thought he fell asleep, but her eyes glittered with hope as she saw him use his hands to crawl away. He made it all the way to the door. He was finally out! She looked around for Dark Pit, but he was nowhere to be found. She assumed he got away. She went to the room to check just in case he was for sure gone. He was. Ok, now it's her turn to escape. She left the room, but her hopes died when Villager closed the front door. He glared at her. This was her chance to leave. If she was like her old self she would've ditched Pit and left already, but her brain told her it wasn't right. Besides, she deserves this punishment. Saving Pit was the least she could do.
Villager walked over to her and caressed her face. She looked away. Here it comes. He punched her in the face causing her to fall on the floor. He took his axe and was about to split her in two, but she rolled away in time.
Villager: "Get back in your cage."
As much as Kirby didn't want to, if she didn't listen he'll try to kill her right now. She went back to the cage and hoped that he wouldn't swing his axe at her again. Then again, if he did, then she won't have to worry about this torture. If Little Mac or Link does die because of Villager, at least she'll be with them. She'll finally be put to rest and whatever Villager does with her body won't matter to her. She's dead, nothing can hurt her.
As Villager entered the room. She closed her eyes and prepared for death. However, he locked the cage door and went back to his bed. She heard him snoring. He fell asleep. It makes sense, he drank that weird juice and he used a lot of his energy. She has survived another day. Since she knew he was in a deep sleep, just this once she allowed herself to fall into slumber.
…
Pit didn't know where he was going. All he knew was he had to keep crawling. He needed to be as far away from Villager's room as possible. He kept crawling until he could not anymore. He wondered if Dark Pit is safe. He wondered if Villager decided to kill Kirby. He wanted to help, but the pain was too much. He was scared. He didn't want to go back there. Each crawl was devastating. He apologized to Kirby and Dark Pit in his head. He's supposed to be a hero, yet here is running away from the two that need him most. His thoughts were interrupted when his vision became hazy and everything went blank.
…
There were not a lot of smahers out. Most of them went to Link's trial. Everyone was shocked that Link of all characters was being convicted. Not Ike though. He knew Link would never try to kill anyone. He wanted to be there as a witness to help the hero of time out, but no one takes Ike seriously. He's nothing but a laughing stock. It's because he has split personalities. There's Ike the cool reasonable one, and then there's Radiant Ike the chad bro. He would only make things worse and Link would lose for sure.
Ike meandered around the halls. He kept on hating himself knowing that he could do so much more for Link. God, he's pathetic. If only he could fix his split personality issue. He walked up some stairs and saw Pit lying unconscious at the top of the stairs. He ran up to his aid.
When Ike saw Pit, he hurled. He couldn't believe what he witnessed. Pit was bleeding all over. His wings were gone and he had bruises all over his body. Who did this? Ask questions later. He needs to go to the ER now! He scooped the angel up and ran as fast as he could to the smash ER. The doctors grabbed the angel and rushed off. Ike wanted to be there for Pit, but Radiant Ike took over. Goodbye, Pit.
The nurses approached him. The worried look on their faces made Radiant Ike laugh. He tried flirting with the female nurses, but they weren't having it. They kicked him out. Radiant Ike shrugged his shoulders and went to the gym. He began working out as usual. That's odd, where's all his gym bros? No Kazuya or Ritcher? Weird. Oh well, he continued to work out.
After he was done working out, he went to the food court to get some grub. He's a big boy, he's gotta eat. He ordered his food and sat down. Weird, the food court is empty. Wait, he double scanned the area again and saw Ness and The Pokemon Trainer girl sitting together. Whoa, holy shit, did Ness finally managed to pull? He has got to see this.
Radiant Ike sat on their table. They both looked uncomfortable, but he didn't care. It's gossip time!
Leaf: "Hey, Ike, what're you doing here?"
R. Ike: "I'm not here for you, I'm here to have bro talk with Ness."
Leaf: "Ok, that was rude."
R. Ike: "Yeah whatever, you're just a female. Hey, how about you go make yourself useful and get us drinks."
Leaf: "Excuse me?!"
Ness: "Dude, what the hell! Not cool. C'mon Leaf, let's go."
Ness and Leaf got up, but R. Ike grabbed Ness.
Ness: "Dude, let go."
R. Ike: "Nah, dude. I need to know."
Ness: "Know what? Let go!"
R. Ike: "Listen kid, you're the smash loser. I need to know how you got a chick."
Leaf: "I'm right here!"
R. Ike: "I see, she's not the obedient type."
Ness: "Dude get off!"
Clone Ness pushed Radiant Ike off of him. This caused Ness's hat to fall off. Radiant Ike saw this as a chance to separate the two. He grabbed Ness's cap and ran off. "Hey! Give that back!" Without a thought, Ness ran after Radiant Ike leaving Leaf alone. "Wait! Ness!" She called out, but he ignored her and kept running. She figured that it's because he's angry and that hat means the world to him. She never did see him without it, besides when they did sexual stuff. Even then it was on, until things got wild. She decided to let it slide. Boys, they're so immature. It's fine, she can use this excuse to spend time with her Pokemon. Lately all she's been doing is obsessing over her new boyfriend. Her Pokemon need her attention too.
…
Clone Ness saw R. Ike ran inside the gym. He followed after. When he entered he saw how big the gym was. It smelt awful. This is where all the buff sweaty guys hang out so no wonder. He saw R. Ike chillin' at a pull up bar. As Ness approached him, R. Ike threw his hat at his face.
"Ya, finally caught up," R. Ike chuckled.
"Whatever," Ness turned around and began walking away.
"Hey, I wasn't done talking to you," R. Ike grabbed the back of Ness's shirt.
"Gah!"
"So is she your girlfriend?"
"Dude, what? No, let go of me."
"She's not?!"
"No."
"Man, I thought you finally got it in you."
"Can you let go of me now?"
"Tch! You're no fun."
"I am Ness after all."
"Man, fuck outta here."
"Gladly."
R. Ike let go of Ness. Ness began walking off. Jeez, what a creep. Is this what the original has to deal with? The clone started to get this feeling that his original got made fun of often. This is probably the reason why his original didn't want a relationship. Still pathetic. He could be doing what he's doing which is keeping it low-key. Maybe his original didn't know how to. Besides, he can't pull a girl anyway. The dude likes to do boring shit.
In mid-thought, he felt a tap on his shoulder. Ness sighed and turned around. It was the same guy. This is so annoying. What does he want now?
"Ness! I'm so glad it's you," Ike looked relieved.
What the hell? "Uh…" Ness gave the swordsman a confused stare.
"It's Pit! Someone attacked Pit!"
What the fuck is wrong with this guy? His whole demeanor changed. Also who is this Pit guy he's referring to? This guy sounds important. Pit is most-likely from the roster. He needs to pretend to know him.
"Pit? What happened to him?" Ness asked.
"His wings… Someone chopped them off. I assume you don't know who did it."
"No, sorry."
"Can you visit him for me? He's in the ER. I would go, but I have split personality disorder. I was kicked out of the ER because radiant Ike took over."
"Fucking what?"
"Come on, you know about my split personality disorder. Everyone does."
"Right, um ok yeah I'll go to the ER."
"Thank you."
Ness left the gym. What the hell just happened? Split personality disorder? That explains that sudden change in behavior. Also who the hell is Pit? Whatever he got his hat back. If he lost his hat again, Mario would kill him for sure. It's fine, everything is fine. He can go back to Leaf.
Ness went back to the food court, but of course she's gone. Great just his luck. She's probably looking for him. He left her text that he went back to the food court. No reply. Of course she wouldn't reply, he just texted her. He pulled out a chair and sat there. It was boring until the Ice climbers approached him. Oh no, this isn't good.
Nana: "Hey, Ness!"
Ness: "H-hey."
Popo: "So how'd your date go?"
Ness: "Perfect."
Nana: "I-I see…"
Popo: "Well I'll leave you two alone. I gotta go do something."
Ness: "Uh… ok?"
Nana pulled a chair and sat next to him.
Nana: "Hey."
Ness: "Hi?"
Nana: "So your date went great, huh?"
Ness: "Y-yeah."
Nana: "I know this is sudden and rude of me, but I really like you."
Ness: "Wow uh…"
Nana: "I know you don't like me the same. I only wanted to tell you before I blew up like a balloon."
Ness: "Listen, you're hot and all but-
Nana: "You think I'm hot?"
Ness: "Well yeah but-
Nana: "That makes me happy! I doubt it, but it doesn't hurt to ask."
Ness: "Huh?"
Nana: "I know you're in a relationship, but did you want to experiment with Popo and I?"
Ness: "Oh my god."
Nana: "Y-you don't have to."
Ness started to panic. Seriously?! He's not even trying anymore. They're all coming on to him. This is ridiculous. Nana is hot and honestly Popo is too. Wow, the two of them, huh? NO! No… He can't be considering this idea. This is an absolute no. If he does this, then he'll be in big trouble. His situation is already bad as it is. Oh but look at her doe eyes, they're so pretty. NO! Resist!
Nana: "Are you ok?"
Ness: "I'm sorry, but no."
Nana: "I figured."
Ness: "Sorry."
Nana: "Well I wish you and your girlfriend the best."
Ness: "S-she's not my girlfriend."
Nana: "What! But you two went on a date!"
Ness: "A friendly date."
Nana: "Seriously?"
Ness: "Yeah."
Nana: "Ness, I think you, I and Popo are perfect. You'll always have our attention. You'll never feel lonely if you could give-
Ness: "N-no, I'm sorry."
Nana: "But-
Ness: "No. I can't."
Nana: "Why?"
Ness: "You guys are great, but… I'm not looking for a relationship."
Nana: "That's ok! We can just fool around."
Dammit! Why is she so relentless? She doesn't know what no means? She's making this difficult. Yes, he does want to go for it, but his life is on the line. He can't. He absolutely cannot fall into this pressure.
Ness: "Sorry, Nana but no."
Nana: *Sighs* "Ok."
He watched as she sadly walked away. It hurt him to turn her down like that. However, he felt proud of himself. He actually denied a person. The only reason is because he's afraid of death, but hey! He did it! He hoped that Nana would find someone else. She seemed like a nice girl. Pushy, but sweet. It's going to be awkward if they ever hang out again, but hopefully by then she'll be over him.
