This is it. What happens to Link now comes down to the jury. Everyone was on edge. Is Link going to be factory reset? Did he try to murder Zelda?

Jury: "We have made a decision."

Olimar: "Let the court hear it."

Jury: "We have all decided that Link is…"

Link started to sweat. Here it comes. All he could hear was his heartbeat pounding. He started to shake and his anxiety flared up. He closed his eyes and hoped for the best.

Jury: "Link is not guilty!"

The court went dead silent. Everyone covered their mouths. Seriously? Link got away with it?

Olimar: "Please state why."
Jury: "While we do disagree that Kirby is a hot chick, we do believe that Link did not cause any harm to Zelda. It's not what heroes do."

Olimar: "There you have it, folks! Link is not guilty!"

Zelda: "NO!"

Olimar: "I'm sorry, Zelda, but the court has decided."

Zelda: "HE STABBED ME! HE STABBED ME! HE STABBED ME!"

Link: "Zelda, please stop making a fool of yourself."

Zelda: "Please, jury, you gotta believe me."
Olimar: "That's enough! Now as punishment for Ms. Zelda."
Zelda: "Punishment for me?! What did I do?!"

Olimar: "We have come to a conclusion, that you did stab yourself in the stomach with Link's sword. We're going to have to come to a punishment. You are a danger to society as we speak. You could put someone else in harm. Especially yourself. We can't have you hurt yourself again."

Jury: "We believe you should put her in a psychiatric ward. If you factory reset her, she'll still be obsessed over Link. She needs to get help mentally."
Zelda: "NO!"

Olimar: "Psychiatric hospital it is."

Zelda: "NO! I DON'T DESERVE THIS! I'M THE VICTIM HERE!"
Olimar: "Security please get her to the hospital. This trial is over."

The security guards grabbed Zelda and took her away. She tried to fight them, but they took her. Link sighed. His problem is now gone. He can finally be with Kirby, his true love. Oh my god he can be with Kirby! He has to tell her! He started daydreaming about it.

The daydream

Link: "Oh Kirby, I have to tell you something."
Kirby: "What is it, Link?"

Link: "Zelda is gone. I'm single now."
Kirby: "That's great news!"

Link: "I'm free! This means we can be together."

Kirby: "I've been waiting for this moment."
Link: "What about Little Mac?"

Kirby: "We broke up sadly. He wasn't the one. You are."

Link: "I love you so much."

Kirby: "I love you too, Link."

Link snapped out of his daydream. Wait, she left smash. She went back to Popstar. She's gone. He can never get to her… He shouldn't have called a stupid bitch that one night. He didn't know what got over him.

He drove her away. Dammit! He has to find her. He has to get her back. She's his true love. He's never felt this way with somebody before. He needs to figure out how to get to Popstar and tell her that he was wrong for calling her horrible things. He wants to make it up to her. Now that she broke up with Little Mac, he can start over with Kirby. It'll be the way it used to be. Her and him in her room reading books, watching tv, cuddling late at night, and laughing at their own corny jokes. He missed it. He missed it so much.

...

Mario went to his bunker. So, Link decided to shout nonsense during the court. It's ok though because no one believed the Kirby part. It did suck that Link was able to walk a free man. He did want him to be factory reset. No matter, the green tunic boy isn't a big problem. Neither is Captain Falcon honestly.

Mario walked over to his Gordon and Kawasaki clone. The training begins. He showed them videos about themselves. They are both chefs. Kawasaki is from the Kirby universe and runs a smash restaurant here. Gordon is from the material world. He has a wife and grown kids. He runs a successful restaurant. The plumber began showing the two how to cook. They have done nothing but cooking for the past week since they've been born. They were catching on pretty quick. The only problem is that clone Kawasaki is a good chef. It's not that big of a deal. Maybe the other smashers won't realize. He could say that he, Gordon, and Kawasaki have been cooking together to sharpen their skills. This time, it's actually the truth.

Two more weeks and they will be fully trained and ready to go. He checked up on the material world. It's not looking good for Nintendo. People are demanding Gordon Ramsay. There have been riots and people have stormed the Nintendo company building. Mario needs to speed this process up. Ok, he'll give the clone one more week instead of two. Their ratings are starting to fall.

After training the clones for hours, he decided to check up on the clones. He tried looking for Sonic, but he was nowhere to be found. He even called him but no answer. He began to worry. He asked around and luckily Fox told him that he saw Sonic with Samus. It looks like that clone is finally getting things done right. Alright next is the Ness clone.

Mario went to knock on Ness's door, but no answer. He went to the library where Ness is supposed to be and surprisingly he found him reading a book on a table. Thank god. The clones are doing their jobs right for once. He left the place without saying hi. Next he needed to visit Peach.

Mario went to Peach's room. She answered and they hung out for a bit. Her wounds have healed. She looked as beautiful as ever. All her bruises and her limbs were healed. It was good to see her as peachy as ever. She went back to her cheery self; especially now that Kirby is gone. She has no reason to be upset about any other competition. Mario was so happy that Kirby was gone. There's no way that Kirby could tell Peach about the kiss. Now that his girlfriend is under control again, he needs to check up on Luigi.

Mario went to the smash ER to visit his brother. He entered his room and the green plumber smiled as he saw his big brother.

"Mario, hey," Luigi greeted.

"Hello, how are you feeling?"

"Better."

"I'm-a sorry about Ness. Don't worry, I made-a sure to give him a taste of his own medicine."

"You beat him up?"

"I did."

"Waaaah, oh Mario you didn't have to do that."
"I wanted to."

"Thanks I think."
"No problem."
"He's-a pretty strong."
"Not really."

"The way he punched me. He's stronger than he looks."
"I suppose. Uh, Luigi, why are you blushing?"
"I am?"
"Yeah."

"Oh, I-I'm-a not sure."
"Don't tell me you have a submissive kink."

"I-I don't."
"Good because that would be shameful. You're a man. Act like one. You've always been so feminine and dainty. This is why Daisy has been teasing you. She's looking for a man, not a pussy."
"Oh…"
"You need to man up. You're my brother. It doesn't look good on me, either."
"I-I am a man."

"You don't act like one. You let Ness, who is chained up, beat you. You just stood there and took it."

"I was caught off-a guard."

"Oh for fucks sake, Luigi, next time you see Ness, you need to show him who's boss."

"You're the boss."

"Well yes, but you need to rough him up a bit. Get revenge."
"Why would I do that?"

"A-Luigi, he knocked you out. Why wouldn't you want revenge?"

"Y-you're right."
"Anyway, when will you be free to go?"

"I feel fine."

"So you're good to go?"
"I'm-a not sure. You can ask my doctors."

Mario went to the doctors and asked if Luigi is all good to go. They said he needs a little bit more time to heal, but after that, then yes he's all ready. The red plumber said his goodbye to Luigi and headed to Melee Mountain. He took out his Ho-Oh and it flew him all the way up to the cave where his prisoners settled. He hummed his annoying theme song as he entered the cave. There they are, his beautiful pets.

Mario: "Hello, my pets."
Gordon: "Fuckin hell."
Mario: "What were you guys doing?"

Gordon: "Meditating."
Mario: "Eww what is that?"
Gordon: "Something psychos don't understand."

Mario: "Well whatever, I came to give you guys your food."

Sonic: "Oh boy, let me guess, is it cat food?"
Mario: "No, actually."
Sonic: "Wait, seriously!"

Mario: "I felt generous tonight. I brought you each something you love."

Mario handed Sonic a chili dog. Sonic's eyes started to water as he held the chili dog in his hands. This can't be real. There's no way this is actually happening. He took a bite out of it, and it tasted amazing. He chewed it slowly. He wanted to savor this moment.

Next was Kawasaki. Mario gave him a large piece of strawberry shortcake. Kawasaki downed it in a second. It tasted so yummy. "Thanks Mario," he said, licking his nubbs.

He walked over to Gordon Ramsay. He handed him a bowl of American Grits topped with shrimp and parmesan cheese. He didn't want to show it, but he was pleased. His mouth watered as he downed it right then and there. The flavors exploded inside his mouth. He started to cry.

Last but not least was Ness. He walked over to him. They both glared at each other. However, Mario ended up handing the teen a plate of steak. It was medium rare. How did he know he liked medium rare? This is suspicious. He poked the steak with a plastic fork that Mario gave him. This has to be a trick. There's poison inside it. He's trying to kill them. He can't eat this. He was about to push the plate away, but the smell of steak corrupted his brain. It smells so good. His stomach growled. He shouldn't, but… It wouldn't hurt to have a taste. He bit a piece off and it was delectable. He wanted to stop eating, but he couldn't. He hasn't had real food in so long and it was his favorite one prepped the way he liked it. He couldn't resist.

Sonic: "Hey, what's the big idea? Why are you being nice to us?"

Mario: "It's New Year's."

Ness: "Why would you care?"

Mario: "Thought I'd do something nice for a change."
Gordon: "I didn't think that was possible."

Mario: "Well anyway I wanted to celebrate. Let's see, congrats on Sonic! He's been here for 7 months, Ness has been here for 6 months and three weeks. Gordon and Kawasaki have been here for exactly 6 months."

Sonic: "Oh god, no wonder why I'm fucked up."
Mario: "I can't wait until you guys make it a year."
Ness: "I can."
Kawasaki: "I can't! This sounds exciting. I get to be with you guys longer. It's been a good time. I couldn't have asked for anyone else to keep me company."
Gordon: "I could."
Mario: "See, Kawasaki gets it."
Gordon: "He's too dumb to know that we're all here against our will."
Mario: "Aww don't be like that, Gordon."
Kawasaki: "Yeah, don't be like that."
Mario: "Alright, Happy New Year bitches. Unlike you guys, I have a life."

With that Mario sent out his Ho-Oh and it flew him back to the smash mansion. He went back to his room. Peach was already waiting for him. She was wearing sexy lingerie. Ever since Kirby left, he's been feeling confident in bed. Yes, it's back to the good ol times before he decided to cheat on her. Now that the threat is gone, he can go back to Peach. The woman he promised to marry. In fact…

Mario bent down on one knee. Peach put her hand to her mouth. She couldn't believe what he was about to do. He took out a cute box and opened it. There shined a beautiful diamond ring.

"Princess, Peach, will you marry me?" Mario asked.

"Y-YES! OF COURSE I WILL MARRY YOU, MARIO!"

She slipped the ring on. The two passionately kissed. They went to his bed and began making love. Everything is going according to plan. His next plan is to tell everyone that they're getting married. A wedding is going to be planned for the two. This will boost his credibility. No one will think of Mario as a bad guy after this.

While everyone is too busy planning his wedding, he can start with the project 'Hands off.' Ah yes, once that is all prepared then a new Smash game will come into play, and he will be the one to have full control of the characters and the game. He's going to become number one and the most used character. The perfect smash game where only Nintendo characters are allowed just like how it used to be. Only the best! No more echo fighters. No more surplus of Fire Emblem characters. This game is going to be clean. A perfect smash game and this time it won't have his original rival since 64, Kirby.