And now for something, completely different.

"Hmmmmm, hmmmm." Netsu was casually walking down the hall, when he stumbled upon Fu, looking in the opposite direction. "Oh hey Fu, how are you doing?"

Fu then turned around, to reveal his empty eyesockets. "They took my eyes."

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"Alright time to practice flying," Le said as he stood on the edge of the roof.

"Don't jump!" Maria shouted at him from the ground.

"Do a flip!" Sori shouted.

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"I thought you said you were making cereal!?" Fuku shouted at Shina while Maria put out a fire that was raging in the kitchen.

"I was!" Shina shouted through tears.

"Then how did you start a fire!?" Fuku screamed.

"I just put it in the oven for a bit," Shina answered sheepishly.

"WHYYYYYYYYYY!?" Fuku yelled.

"Because it was cold!" Shina said.

"It's cereal! It's supposed to be cold!" Fuku needed to lie down.

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Kaza was peacefully slumbering in her quarters, when suddenly, Karaki burst in. "Boss! Pei is doing some weird shit again!"

"You woke me up for that!?" Kaza growled as she tried to go back to sleep. "What's next you gonna tell me the sky is blue!?"

"Boss she's cradling a dead kid!" Karaki explained.

"Ugh, it's probably just a replica of her dead brother don't worry about it," Kaza responded.

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"Don't worry Nise, with our help, we can overcome anything," Fuku assured her friend.

"With the power of friendship?" Nise asked.

"Yup! And if that fails then we'll use the power of violence." Kiba added.

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"You know Kei, you remind me of ice cream," Gin said.

"Cause I'm sugary sweet!" Kei responded with a grin.

"No, because you give me indigestion." Gin clarified.

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"So what do you think of my dance moves?" Ken asked confidently.

"That was dancing I thought you were having a stroke!" Netsu gasped.

"Oh ha ha." Ken laughed sarcastically. "Funny."

"Where is he! Is he still breathing!" Vera shouted as she burst into the room.

"I wasn't joking," Netsu said.

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"Alright, everyone! I'm announcing a new rule!" Mai said over the loudspeakers in the lab. "From now on, please avoid saying the phrase, I will become the god of the new world. Also, do not try to ascend to godhood indoors. We've had twelve incidents this week."

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Come on Amai think of something clever. Amai thought as she started her call with Yami.

"So…you come here often?" Amai ended up asking.

"...This is my room." Yami pointed out.

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"Man that maid of yours sure does make good tea," Ochaco said. "Where did you find her."

"In the dumpster behind a Mcdonald's," Izuku answered.

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"You know Ms. Maria, you don't have to be nervous! Everyone here is really nice you know." Kei told Maria as they walked down the halls.

That's when they turned the corner, to see Shiruku walking towards them, eating out of a jar of eyeballs.

"Good morning!" Shiruku greeted them cheerfully as she munched on eyeballs like grapes.

"Good morning!" Kei said back with a smile as they passed each other. "See, isn't she nice?"

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"Thank you for your time." Izuku said to the U.S reprasentative over video call.

"It's my pleasure Mr. Midoriya." The representative said. "now if we can talk about your drug-"

SLAM!

Suddenly a massive impact could be heard, and the ground shook harshly for a bit.

"What the hell! Was that an earthquake?" The representative asked in a panic.

"No, no. One of my sons just tripped. Don't worry about it." Izuku said calmly.

BRRRRRRR! BRRRRRRR! BRRRRRRRR!

"What's that!?" The representative asked still panicking.

"Oh that's just the fire alarm, it looks like someone set part of the house on fire, don't worry about it." Izuku said, still unphased.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Suddenly Le crashed through the roof, only entering the room for a moment, before flying through the floor and going deeper into the house.

"Sorry one of the kids crashed through my office, don't worry about it." Izuku sighed.

"Sir I gathered up all the bodies like you said-oh! I forgot you were in a meeting. My apologies." Sai said as she quickly left the room.

"Bodies?!" The representative shouted.

"One of my son's special moves allows him to discard his old body and make a new one," Izuku explained. "He was practicing for a while so he left a lot of his old bodies behind. Don't worry about it."

DING!

"Sorry, I have to check this for a second," Izuku said as he checked the text message on his phone. "Oh, dear it looks like the plant monsters broke free."

"The what monsters?" The representative spat.

"Yeah, my Botony division makes them on accident from time to time," Izuku explained as he started sending another text. "They're mostly harmless so long as they're in small numbers. Don't worry about it. I'll just send some reinforcements and the situation should be resolved."

As Izuku was texting, suddenly a small tear opened up in the sky behind him, sucking up all the air around it, before closing just as quickly.

"Alright, that should take care of it," Izuku said, before putting down his phone. "Shall we get this meeting started?"

KABOOM!

A massive explosion erupted behind him, but Izuku paid it almost no mind.

"It's really noisy today," Izuku noted.

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"So I have a question?" Sori asked as she watched the security cameras alongside Sai. "Do you have any blunt swords that can vibrate?"

"Yes?" Sai raised an eyebrow. "Where is this going?"

"So have you ever used it to pleasure yourself?" Sori asked without a hint of shame.

"...I'm going on break," Sai said, promptly getting up and leaving.

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"Hey Sori I need you to come back quickly," Izuku said to Sori over the phone.

"I'll try boss but I'm shopping for clothes right now, and I'm kinda struggling," Sori said in return.

"Struggling how?" Izuku sighed, knowing it was likely something stupid.

"Well, boss I can't find any clothes, only soup," Sori responded.

"Okay, then get out of the soup section?" Izuku said.

"I tried that, but no matter what section I go to it's all just soup!" Sori told him.

"How can it all be soup?!" Izuku asked, before realizing something. "Wait, Sori what store are you in?"

"I dunno, I just kinda wandered in here. Let me check." Sori said. After a few seconds, Sori responded. "Oh! This is a soup store! That explains it! Sorry about that boss. Thanks for the help, I'm gonna go find a place that sells clothes then come back. Later!"

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"Ah neat a pipe bomb!" Kiba said as she opened a gift that was sent to her.

KABOOM!

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"I told Fu not to leave his limbs lying around." Izuku sighed as he noticed a disembodied arm in the training room.

But then he looked at it a bit more and realized something horrible.

"Wait a minute! That's not Fu's arm!" Izuku panicked for a second, before realizing something else. "Oh, it's just one of my sister's arms. Whew."

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