Trivia Troubles
[The scene opens with a shot of the junkyard as Buster is shown moving several bits of metal into place on a pile, ready to be melted down and turned into something new. The Rotterman is usually seen as someone who only lives on the wild side of things, with a tough as hell attitude to boot. This is mostly true, as shown by him flipping up a rusty metal disk and then bending it, the disk giving a screech which causes Douglas, who had brought the train of scrap, to wince nearby. The scene cuts to Buster arriving at Tramp's apartment where the Schnauzer is sitting on the steps, awaiting the former's arrival after another day of work]
Tramp: Why, helluuuuuu, how's the old grind treating you?
Buster: The usual; picking up scrap, putting it into piles, throwing them into the furnace, enduring one of Chance's "Scaredy Cat" sessions on the telly, you?
Tramp: Well, I'm glad you asked, something very interesting happened to me today, I was at the Sweet Shop earlier today when several crates of jam fell in front of the shop and splattered everywhere, including a few people nearby. I was one of the lucky ones and you'll never guess who was doing delivery that day.
Buster: Let me guess; his name starts with a B, he's an orange bobcat, and he somehow has a position on the police force.
Tramp: Yeeeeeep, it was Bonkers.
[A quick flashback displays the events; the broken crates, several shattered jars of jam, Bonkers in particular being covered in grape, strawberry, and apricot, while other characters like Rarity, Honest John, Aladdin, Madoka, and Musa have sustained stains on their clothes, looking none too amused before the scene cuts back to the canines]
Tramp: Don't know who thought it was a good idea to have him of all people in charge of delivery…and then I realized, never mind, Muriel's the one who runs that shop, of course…so, ya' got any plans for the weekend?
Buster: Not really, might watch a movie on TV or something.
Tramp: M'kay…isn't trivia night on this week?
Buster: Oh, I'm not going.
Tramp: Wait, what? Didn't you tell me you always go to that?
Buster: [sighs] Well, if you must know, it has to do with what happened last week.
Tramp: Sooooo, what happened?
[The scene transitions to a flashback, showing a banner reading "Porky's Puzzling Prizes" with the bottom reading "Sponsored by A.C.M.E" panning down to reveal the pig standing on a podium with a clipboard in hand]
Porky: Alllllright, everyone, de-de-the last category is movies.
[The scene cuts to Buster standing behind a table]
Buster: Okay, guys, final cata'gory, are you ready?
[What some might not know about Buster is that he's fairly good at trivia, but always has to carry his teammates. The shot pans over to Steele standing next to Buster, the Malamute generally being so full of himself that he thought he knew more than everyone. The shot then pans over to Pamela sitting next to Steele, the orange feline generally not paying much attention to the quiz unless she thought the question was related to something only she knew]
Porky: Who played C-C-Carrie White in de-de-the 1976 film be-be-by Brian De Palma?
Buster: Oh, dis one's easy.
Pamela: Oh, I got it, Sigourney Weaver!
Steele: SHHHH, don't give it away!
Buster: I'm not puttin' that down, I'm puttin' in the right answer.
[Buster scribbles the answer down on a flashcard]
Buster: Steele, go turn our answer in.
[Steele walks off]
Pamela: Bring us back more nachos, I need comfort food to deal with our losing streak.
Buster: We wouldn't be havin' a losing streak ta' begin with if ya' two didn't suck so much at trivia.
Pamela: I'm just saying that Sigourney Weaver never lets me down.
Buster: I'd be more inclined to believe you…if ya' didn't put fuckin' Sigourney Weaver down for half our answers!
Pamela: HEY…don't you dare insult my icon.
[Pamela pulls out a picture frame of the actress in question seemingly out of thin air]
Porky: And the answer is, as Captain Hook's Pe-Pe-Pirate Crew got it; Sissy Spacek!
Buster: [as Steele returns with the nachos] Yes, I totally nailed that one.
Steele: Ah, damn it, why didn't ya' say that sooner?
Buster: Whatcha' talkin' about, that's the answer I wrote?
Steele: Oh, I changed it to Sigourney Weaver.
Buster: Why the fuck would you do that?!
Steele: What? You heard the confidence in her voice, and Weaver's a film icon.
Buster: [with a visible vein on his forehead] Haaaaaaaaaugh, you're both goddamn morons.
Pamela: Hey, don't you take that tone with me, I can put you down for this, I have the authority!
Buster: What authority, that of a mere traffic warden?
Pamela: SHUT UP!
Porky: And now, the scores at the end of de-de-de-this round are as follows; i-i-in second place with 15 points is…The Wildcats!
Steele: [to Pamela] This is the last time you get to pick the name.
Pamela: Well, it's a better name than "Ice Bites", that's for sure.
Porky: And in first place, we-we-we-with a perfect score of 60 points iiiiiiis…Captain Hook's Pirate Crew…again…what is it, the fifth time in a row now?
[The shot cuts to Captain Hook, Grimhilde, and Jafar sitting at another table]
Hook: YES! In your faces, you flea-ridden furbags! HEHEHEHEHE!
[Buster glares with a groan before the scene transitions back to present day]
Tramp: Wow…that bad, is it?
Buster: Yep, I know, my team sucks, I'd go back if only I didn't have to face that stupid Hook and his crew.
Tramp: Well, as much as I'd like to help, I've got other things going on this weekend.
Buster: Like what?
Tramp: Pidge needs me to move some stuff around her house, and then I'm working overtime in the evening.
Buster: Overtime where?
Tramp: Oooooooh, would you look at the time, I have to go now, see ya'!
[Tramp jets out of the room leaving Buster stunned]
Buster: …I think I can gather where.
[The scene cuts to Buster walking down the street, passing by Lady and Jinks on the other side before coming up to sit down at a bench, ringing up Steele on his phone to try and have another shot at trivia. Steele appears through a split-screen on his own phone]
Steele: Yeah?
Buster: Yo, Steele, I'm getting the trivia team back together. Where are you?
Steele: I'm at the Cornershop 'Price and Co.'
Buster: Wait…that's right across the-
[The shot goes back to full screen, revealing Steele right on the other side of the street, opposite Buster as Shining Armor and Pearl walk on either side]
Buster: -how convenient…
Steele: Well, I'm here, aren't I?
Buster: Yeah, now we just need to find Pam and we've got the whole team set.
[The aforementioned cat lady comes rolling in on a pair of skates out of control]
Pamela: SHITSHITSHIT, OUTTA THE WAY!
[Judy and Amy hop out of the way as Pamela skirts in between the two canines, knocking them to the ground before running into a lamppost and calling on her back, pointing up at the skates]
Pamela: Oooooooooooooh…I'm going to kill Wordsworth for this!
[The scene cuts to the three having arranged a spot in the park for a meeting]
Steele: Do I even wanna know what happened back there?
Pamela: Those stupid Cadillac Cats tricked me out of my heels, if I was still Chief of Police, I'd bury their asses in jail.
Buster: Sure, whatever…anyway, you're probably wondering why I've called you here today.
Steele: I mean, I already know, so only she's out of the loop.
Pamela: Are you finally stepping down and letting me take over the reins on this group?
Buster: No way in hell would I arrange a meeting just for that.
Steele: Nah, we both know he'd sooner pick me over you anyway, we're tight.
Pamela: Suck up.
Buster: Hello? Earth to Imbeciles? I'm talking about Trivia Night, c'mon, it was obvious…besides, neither of you would be qualified to lead given your track records
Steele: Oh, screw you!
?: Did I hear something about trivia?
[The shot suddenly pans to the right, revealing Tod sitting a few feet away from the trio]
Buster: Yeah, what about it?
Tod: Well, I was wondering if you needed an extra player, I'm pretty good at that game and I'm free this weekend.
Buster: …Tod, don't take this the wrong way…but I'd have a better chance winning with these two high on crack cocaine than I would with you.
Tod: Hey!
Buster: Just sayin', you make these guys look like Albert Einstein.
Tod: [sighs] Fine, I'll go…
[Tod walks dejectedly away]
Steele: Seriously, ya' want us to enter that thing again? Face it, we suck, well, I'm still special, but collectively, we suck.
Pamela: Hate to admit it, but he's right, we were behind by more than half the points.
Buster: Okay, I know it wasn't our best game-
Steele: Uhhhhhhhh, about that, it kinda waaaaaaas…
Buster: Well, it's not helped by the fact the pair of you suck at this game, BUT, that's going to change startin' now. We've got two days until the match, so we're going to train like we've neva' trained before.
Pamela: How so?
Buster: Oh, you'll see.
[The scene flips to show the trio in a different location, in front of a TV screen]
Pamela: What is this again?
Buster: [holds up a disc] It's actually all the world's knowledge compressed into a single DVD.
Steele: All the world's knowledge?
Buster: Even down to explicit films.
Steele: Niiiice…
[Buster slots the disc into the player as it begins to load up…only to a screen reading "Unreadable Disc"]
Buster: Oh, come on!
Steele: I told ya' you shoulda sprung for the multiregion player.
Buster: It was more expensive, though.
Steele: Yeah, but ya' get more use out of it.
Pamela: I think there's older versions of that player too.
Buster: Okay, so I made a bad investment, but let's not forget the main issue at hand; showin' up Hook's team.
Pamela: Ugh, can't believe we have to lose to that goatee redcoated clod.
Steele: We outta show up his smugness, I say we put coffee power in his cannons.
Pamela: …Or alternavitely, we could scratch his boat up and have him get lost at sea, I'm surprised you didn't come up with that…oh wait…
Steele: …
Buster: Pam, I don't give you credit much, but that burn was solid.
Steele: Asshole.
Buster: Neva'theless, we still need to disc-
?: Well, well, well.
Buster: Oh, god no.
[The shot pans out to reveal Captain Hook standing a few feet away with a smug look on his face]
Hook: Helluuuu, Buster.
Buster: Hmmmmmrph…Hook.
Hook: Pamela.
Pamela: Hmph!
Hook: Steele.
Steele: Bitch.
Hook: Okay, whatever, anyways, are you ready for me to kick your fuzzy behinds in the trivia contest this Sunday?
Buster: That's what you think because we're gonna win this one!
Pamela: We'll wipe the floor with you!
Hook: HUH! That's unlikely, I'm smarter than all of you put together, I don't even need a team! In fact, the only reason I still have one is because the rules state you need a team of three players.
Buster: Don't you pull that shit on me!
Hook: Hmmmmm…let's say we make this game more interesting.
Buster: You puttin' a wager on the table?
Hook: Exactly.
Buster: Right, if our team wins, you have to dress up in a frilly pink skirt for a month.
Hook: Ooooooh, you play dirty, but if I win, you have to look like you came out of the Kricfalsui style.
Steele: Deal!
Buster: WHAT?!
Hook: Right then, see you on Sunday.
[Hook walks away as Buster and Pamela stare ahead with shrunken pupils…before the latter smacks Steele at the back of his head]
Pamela: YOU IDIOT! Do you realize what you just agreed to?!
Steele: It was heat of the moment!
Pamela: If we lose this match, we'll look like freaks for a whole year, we'll look like…them…
[The camera cuts to a crooked poster of Ren and Stimpy covered in splotches]
Steele: Oh…oh god…we'll look hideous…
[A thought bubble produces a blurred image of what the three would look like in the style of John K., before chibified faces of the three slide up moaning in horror, instantly cutting back to reality before the full resolution can be seen]
Buster: [inhales…and then exhales] Okay…it's fine…we just need to train extra hard now…
Steele: Hoooooboi, we're not gonna have a montage, are we?
Buster: No, only as a final resort, if it comes to that. Now before we start, are there any questions?
Tod: I have a question.
Steele: Where the hell did you come from?!
[The scene cuts to the trio standing before Angelina and Alice as a means of help]
Angelina: Okay, you three, listen up, we're going to ask you a few simple questions, and you try and answer them. Simple enough, it'll be child's play. [holds up a flashcard] Okay, who played Katharine in the film Henry V?
Steele: Oh, I know this one! Uh, Emma Stone?
Angelina: No, it's Emma Thompson.
Steele: Damn, wrong Emma!
Alice: [looks at her own flashcard] Next question; who was the actress who played Professor Sybill Trelawney in the Harry Potter series?
Pamela: Um, Judi Dench?
Alice: Sorry, it was Emma Thompson.
Angelina: [sighs] Okay, who was the-
Buster: Waitwaitwait, hold the phone, is every answer on these questions just gonna be Emma Thompson?
[The two mice awkwardly glance at each other]
Alice: …It didn't occur to us till now…but yes.
Angelina: Yeeeeeah.
Buster: [sighs] Great.
[The scene cuts to the trio inside Doggie Daddy's home as he stands in front of an easel with the front page reading "How Well Can You Art?"]
Doggie: Okay, I'm gonna test ya' knowledge on guessin' what dese art pieces are, now den…
[Doggie removes the first page to show a concept art sketch of Robin]
…who's dis?
Pamela: Oh, that one's easy, Robin, you can tell based on the clothing.
Doggie: Hehe, right on da' dot. Next question…
[Once again, the orange Dachsund flips the page to show a sketch of Tom Sawyer]
…where's this from?
Steele: I dunno, some Disney crap or whatever.
Doggie: Nope, das incorrect, it's Tom Sawyer.
Steele: What's the difference? They're basically the same thing.
Doggie: …How?
Steele: Well, for starters, they look kinda look same for the time period.
Doggie: These look nothing alike, not even the backgrounds are the same, this style isn't exclusive to Disney, ya' know!
Steele: I mean, it's more than can be said for limited animation-
Doggie: Get out.
[The scene cuts to the sound of a door being slammed with the trio now outside]
Buster: Do you really believe Tom Sawyer's Disney and they look the same?
Steele: Nah, I just like pissing him off.
[Buster and Pamela sweatdrop]
Pamela: This is taking too long, can we just get on with the montage?
Buster: [sighs] Might as well.
[As James rushes past with a whoosh of steam, an "Eye of the Tiger" montage begins to play over the trio; first with Buster listing several questions on a whiteboard such as "Betty Buckley played two characters in the Carrie series, Sonic's design was based off Felix the Cat, Dom DeLuise is the most recurring actor in Don Bluth projects, Total Drama Island was originally called Camp TV, Johnny Whipcrack Test", before flipping the board revealing a drawing of his own behind titled "Chocolate Cake", his face flushing before turning to Pamela and Steele, the former glancing over at the latter who's snickering before it cuts to a freeze frame of Buster spanking Steele. It then cuts to Pamela reading a book about Hollywood stars, not looking where she's going until she runs into the back of Bugs, tripping over him. It then cuts to Steele with his eyes glued to another book as he skims through the pages before cutting to Buster examining a bottle of Coke with a question written on the back; "Is the Bermuda Triangle cursed?" The Rotterman opens the bottle with the cap revealed "It's a conspiracy, man!", looking back at the bottle with an unamused expression. It then cuts to Buster going into "Oak Public Library" and coming out with a selection of books, followed by Pamela going into "Archie's" and picking out comics and DVDs, followed by Steele going into "Full Exposure" to select explicit mangas and films]
Steele: Okay, that took…a while, but I feel like I've learned a few things.
Pamela: Surprisingly, I feel like I can ace any question so long as it's related to media.
Buster: Ya' know, I'm proud enough of the process we've made, now let's go sign up.
[The scene cuts to the sign up desk]
Buster: What do ya' mean we're one player short?!
Steele: You working two jobs at once?
Balto: Oh, this is just a temporary position for the event, I do planners as well, but yeah, you need four players for the final match. Since they're building this up as being 'the big one', a fourth player will make the stakes higher.
Pamela: Sounds like a cope-out to makes thing harder.
Balto: I don't make the rules, they do, it's weird, I know.
Buster: [sighs] God's sake…
Balto: Sorry…
[The scene transitions to the trio outside of "The Olden Days" with Robin and Little John walking past on one side while Pongo and Setsuna walk past on the other]
Buster: Okaaaaaaaay, because a' some last minute bullshit, we need a fourth player.
[At that moment, Tod walks in from the side of the building]
Tod: Hey, guys, I heard about the-
Buster: No!
Tod: Okay…
Buster: Okay, we could ask Tramp, but last I checked, he was still busy doing whatever.
Pamela: [to Steele] What about one of the guys from your old team, the names, uhhhh, Kaltag, Nikki, Star?
Steele: Let me describe each by a single word and you'll see why none of them qualify; shrewd, brash, and mental.
[A screencap of each member is shown accompanied by a ding each time]
Pamela: Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
Steele: Might wanna look in the mirror on that one. What about Charlie, surely he could get us the numbers.
Buster: How convenient trivia night falls on the same time as his poker night…wait…I have an idea, you two hang on.
[As Buster walks off, Pamela and Steele glance at each confused while Thomas and Bunnie walk behind them. It then cuts to an airfield where several planes are flying about, one in particular comes onto the ground with a hard landing as Buster arrives, the pilot being the very person he was looking for…to an extent; Don Karnage]
Karnage: And of course, the great Don Karnage strikes de landing again!
Buster: Oh, god…AHEM!
Karnage: What is it that you be wanting?
Buster: Listen, this is more out of necessity than anything else, but we need a fourth player for our trivia team and…[sighs]...I was wondering if ya' be up for joing us.
Karnage: Well, well, well, seems someone needs a hand from the grrrrrrreat Don Karnage.
Buster: Yeah, yeah, we-
Karnage: It's no surprise, really, anyone would be honored to come to me in their dearest hour.
Buster: I-
Karnage: Of course, I would only lend my services to those with the highest-
Buster: STOP INTERRUPTING ME! Will you help us or not?
Karnage: Hmph, you have some nerve speaking back to me, why should I join you and your little gang?
Buster: We're going up against Captain Hook, and our lives are on the-
Karnage: WAIT! Did you say…Hook?
Buster: Huh, that got your attention, didn't it?
Karnage: Esa perra babosa y engañosa bastarda…to have him lose would give me de greatest satisfaction…I'm in.
Buster: Oh, yes, I knew I'd reel you in.
Karnage: On ONE condition…I decide the team name, yes no?
Buster: [mutters] So long as it's nothing about pirates…
[The scene transitions to the big night as both team are gathered at their respective tables]
Buster: Okay, this is it, everyone, are you ready?
Steele: Hell yeah!
Pamela: It's in the bag!
Porky: Welcome back te-te-te-to Puzzling Prizes! Once again; i-i-it's Captain Hook's Pirate Crew versus…[looks down at the clipboard]...yeah, I'm na-na-not gonna read that.
Karnage: [off-screen] READ IT!
Porky: [sighs] The Gangbangers…
Karnage: Los Pandilleros, haha!
Porky: Yes, yes, re-re-real funny, however, if the fourth member of the Pirate Crew doesn't show up in five minutes, de-de-de-they'll have to forefeit.
Hook: Oh, he'll be here shortly, hmmhmmhmm.
[At that moment, someone steps through the doors and everyone on the Gangbangers has their mouth agape]
Buster: What the?!
Pamela: No way!
[Stepping up to Hook's table…is Tod, grinning smugly at Buster]
Tod: Well, Buster, it looks as if-
Hook: Quiet, you! You're not supposed to talk, you're meant to be seen, not heard, understand?
Tod: …Yes, sir.
Porky: Alright, le-le-let the game begin! Okay, buzz if you know it, who wa-wa-was the first character created by Walt Disney?
Buster: …It wasn't Mickey, I know that.
Steele: I thought it was Oswald…no, wait, it was Pete, right?
Buster: Ooooooh, we're so fucked.
[Pamela buzzes in]
Pamela: It was Julius the Cat!
Porky: That's correct, first point goes to your team!
[The scoreboard shows 1-0]
Steele: Nice save.
Porky: Who was the first final girl?
[Buster buzzes in]
Buster: Lila Crane from Psycho!
Porky: That's correct!
[The scoreboard updates to 11-10]
Porky: What was the first feature-length animated movie?
[Hook buzzes in]
Hook: I believe it was Snow White!
Porky: Correct!
[The scoreboard updates to 11-11]
Porky: What was Don Bluth's first original film?
[Pamela buzzes in]
Pamela: Banjo the Woodpile Cat!
Porky: Correct!
[The scoreboard updates to 12-11]
Porky: Who wrote "The Three Musketeers"?
[Hook buzzes in]
Hook: Why, Alexandre Dumas, of course!
Porky: Got it!
[The scoreboard updates to 12-12]
Porky: Who played Paul Vitti in the film "Analyze This"?
[Steele buzzes in]
Steele: Robert De Niro!
Porky: Right on the mark!
[The scoreboard updates to 13-12]
Porky: Who was the first cartoon character to be created?
[Hook buzzes in]
Hook: Twas Felix the Cat!
Porky: Bingo!
[The scoreboard updates to 13-13]
Porky: Who played Mrs. Doubtfire?
[Karnage buzzes in]
Karnage: De grrrrreat Robin Williams!
Porky: Another point for you!
[The scoreboard updates to 14-13]
Porky: What was Stephen King's first story?
[Hook buzzes in]
Hook: The Glass Floor!
Porky: Correct!
[The scoreboard updates to 14-14, then to 24-21, then to 27-32, then to 37-33, then to 42-45, then to 57-55, and finally 59-59]
Porky: Okay, te-te-the Pirate Crew and the…Gang are tied up.
Karnage: Aye, sórdido zumbido! Se llama los pandilleros, ¡hazlo bien!
Porky: I'm ignoring you. Anyway, onto the fe-fe-final question! Aaaaand, to make things interesting, the person who answers wrong le-le-loses five points, so whoever gets this one wins the whole thing!
Hook: Pah, I'm on a streak, this'll be no trouble at all!
Porky: The final question…is Laurie Strode related to Michael Myers?
[Everyone pauses]
Buster: C'mon, it can't be that hard.
Steele: It's a trick question, I don't know which canon they're referring to!
Karnage: There is more than one, no?
Buster: Ooooooh, god, we are sooooooo sunk in shit! Well, I guess I'll have to say goodbye to this beautiful face.
Steele: I'll never be able to look in a mirror again, let alone show my face in public.
Pamela: Wait, Hook's not answering either. In fact, he looks completely clueless.
[Hook is looking visibly tense as he struggles to come to an answer]
Hook: Uhhhh…oh, um…oooooooh, bugger…
Porky: Next ten seconds, I'll need an answer.
[Tod buzzes in]
Tod: She's not, it was never part of the original story.
Hook: Hold up, that's not our answer! [to Tod] What the hell are you doing?!
Tod: Answering the question and winning the game. The sibling twist wasn't part of the director's vision and they retconned it in the new series.
Hook: Our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything! I answer the questions!
Tod: Well, yeah, but you didn't answer the question.
Jafar: Pathetic, we're one point from winning and you're holding us back.
Grimhilde: We can never get a word in with you!
Hook: Why, I feed you all afterwards, don't I?
Grimhilde: You make us pay for it, why, I shouldn't be lowering myself to such a disgusting level!
Jafar: I should have known this would be a disaster.
Porky: Pirates, I need your official answer!
Hook: Well, it, it's not what he said!
Porky: Th-Th-Then what is it?
Hook: I request a different question!
Porky: You can't have a different question.
Hook: Formal protest!
Porky: De-De-Denied.
Hook: Informal protest!
Porky: Denied. I need your official answer.
Hook: Bacon and eggs!
Porky: We-We-Well, that's too bad because your teammate's answer was correct.
Hook: W-Weeeeell, that's just your opinion!
Porky: Okay, just for that, I'm de-de-deducting five points from your team.
[The scoreboard updates to 59-54]
Porky: Which means, the winners by default, are-
Buster: Hang on, before we're crowned as the winners, I just want to ask; Hook, is proving you can single-handedly carry a team so important that you'd lose by yourself instead of win as a team?
Hook: …I don't understand the question.
Buster: Alright, go head.
Porky: Okay, ahem, as I was saying, the winners by default are the Gang Guys and Gals!
Karnage: Wrong name, but still, VENGEANCE, HAHAHA, ¡tú, chico cojo de mierda de polla que mira el culo oxidado!
[Buster, Steele, and Pamela high-five each other as a group while Tod gives a clap towards the other team, Grimhilde and Jafar watch with indifference as Hook sulks in his seat, focused on Karnage flipping him off, accompanied by the background cheers of an audience. The scene cuts to the next day where the quartet has gathered just outside of the forest with Tod, Angelina, Alice, Doggie Daddy, Tramp, and Balto to show off the trophy]
Buster: Take a good look, this is what victory looks like.
Tramp: Hmmmmm, not bad, tough guy, I only just managed to catch the show.
Balto: I saw it from the backseats, you all played a good game.
Steele: Hehe, I knew I could ace any dumb old trivia game, we wiped the floor with those bitches.
Pamela: Well, mostly one bitch, whoooooo I imagine is doing his part of the wager right about now.
[At that moment, Hook walks into view, wearing a frilly pink skirt and shoes, an unflattering look on him to say for sure]
Hook: You might think you've won, but everyone knows that I'm the rightful winner!
Buster: Buuuuut we won.
Hook: Only because you stopped the ballot box!
Buster: The hell are you talkin' about, it was a trivia game, not an election.
Hook: Gaaaah, that's what you want me to think, I should have that trophy!
Steele: You lost, we won, get over it.
Hook: Neva'! Scrrrrrrrew you all!
[Hook huffs off as everyone watches on unamused]
Pamela: Pfft, scrub.
Tod: I hate that guy.
Buster: Me too…say, Tod, I think I misjudged you earlier. You're better at trivia than I thought, how would you like ta' be part of my team going forward?
Tod: Oh…it'd be an honor!
Tramp: Hmmmmm, I suppose there's room for me as well?
Buster: Oh, I'll make room for you, in more ways than one. [winks] For now, I'd say we make a toast to a bonfire, who's with me?
[Everyone else gives a sound of agreement as they head into the forest as the camera pans upward, a crow flying over the camera as it flaps to black]
Character Guide:
Buster, Tramp, Lady - Lady and the Tramp (1955) / Scamp's Adventure (2001)
Steele, Balto, Kaltag, Nikki, Star - Balto (1995)
Pamela Bondani - Patrol 03
Captain Hook - Peter Pan (1953)
Tod - The Fox and The Hound (1981)
Don Karnage - Talespin
Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny - Looney Tunes
Angelina Mouseling, Alice Nimbletoes - Angelina Ballerina (2002)
Doggie Daddy - The Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy Show
Grimhilde/The Evil Queen, Snow White - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Jafar, Aladdin - Aladdin (1992)
Bonkers - Bonkers
Robin Hood, Little John - Robin Hood (1973)
Amy Rose, Bunnie Rabbot - Sonic the Hedgehog
Honest John - Pinocchio (1940)
Jinks - Pixie, Dixie, and Mr. Jinks
Judy Hopps - Zootopia (2016)
Madoka Kaname - Madoka Magica
Musa - Winx Club
Pearl - Steven Universe
Pongo - 101 Dalmatians (1961)
Rarity, Shining Armor - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Setsuna Meioh (Sailor Pluto) - Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
Thomas O'Malley - The Aristocats (1970)
James, Douglas - Thomas and Friends
Ren, Stimpy - Ren and Stimpy
Tom Sawyer - Tom Sawyer (2000)
Chance Furlong - Swat Kats
Charlie Barkin - All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Muriel Bagge - Courage the Cowardly Dog
Wordsworth - Heathcliff and the Cadillac Cats
