Cat: Naruto X Kunosuba X Dog Days X Redo of a Healer X Kuroinu

Title: The most powerful Summon; Toad Sage Uzumaki Naruto

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Yunyun/Fem Kurama/Luna/?/?/?/?/?/?, Kazuma X Megumin/Darkness

Summary: The war ended in Kaguya's victory. Naruto and Kasumi were left in a void of darkness to await their future, be it paradise or hell. At least that was going to be their plan. At least until A Goddess named Eris came and gave him another chance to live a normal life. The only catch... Beat the Devil King, and stop the Black Dog Mercenary Company. Time to kick ass... Uzumaki Style.

Hey everyone, I hope you're ready for this chapter. I honestly think this is going to be the one people like the most. Oh FYI probably in a few days i'l going to release a standalone Naruto story that I had in the back of my mind. If that one goes anywhere or not it was just something I thought would be interesting. If anything I'll release that one as a challenge, but that's for later, lets worry about now.

Review Response

Uncle Dork: Glad you're enjoying this story so far and here it is my friend.

DarkShadowRaven: the only person I'm not really convinced to add right now is Kris/Eris. The only person I'm not familiar with is Ryuzetsu as I have never seen Blood Prison. I really need to get around to watching it. But stay tuned my friend. Stay tuned.

Calderoneric758: I've never seen Touhou to be honest. And No I do have a bit of a crazy non-shinobi Naruto story that I may or may not post.

HyperA2019: And chapter 4 is here.

Neo Infinity: Sorry about the steam, but as I said I'm not really good at them. Sena and Wiz... hmmm... I'll put them as maybe.

Yomobo06: Thank you. My week has been great.

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"I never back down!" Speech

"That's my Nindo!" Thought/Flashback/Letter

"Rasengan!" attack/Demon form/Divine Form speech

"Damnit!" Demon form/ Divine form thought.

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Chapter 4: Dungeon Divers!

Location: Kingdom of Belzerg

Place: A day's walk from Axel Southeast

Time: early morning

As Team Seven broke camp the following day Yunyun looked over to Kris and tilted her head slightly. Unlike the others who all looked rested or in Kasumi's case had a strange glow about her that Yunyun was sure was some type of enhancement magic, Kris had dark circles under her eyes and was yawning loudly, almost like she had had her energy drained by Drain Touch.

"Are you alright Miss Kris?" asked Yunyun.

Kris gave the -much- younger woman a tired smile. "I'm fine Yunyun. I didn't sleep very well last night,"

Yunyun frowned. "That's not good. Please take better care of yourself, Miss Kris,"

"Maybe she heard something that kept her up. Maybe I messed up the alert seals and runes last night," said Kasumi putting a finger on her chin.

Kris glared at the kitsune. "Annoying fox bitch," thought Kris.

That was an understatement since by nature kitsune were mischievous. When the group had first set up camp the tasks had been divided up Kris and Yunyun were responsible for getting the water, Naruto went hunting as well as setting up the fire pit and Kasumi set up everyone's tents. Originally Yunyun had suggested that they share one larger tent just to be safe. Kasumi grinned, Kris blushed, and Naruto explained that as the group was fairly new to each other and didn't know each other that well it was best to keep their sleeping arrangements separate for now. That made sense to the Crimson Demon.

Since Kasumi was in charge of setting up the tents, she had soundproofed Yunyun's with a seal that made sure no sound got in. Seals were similar to runes but had more uses and only two people and their future clan would ever know the power of seal. Something that she and Naruto were both studying him because of his family's heritage with Fuinjutsu and Kasumi since Seals had been the bane of her existence for 99 years and she REALLY didn't want to be sealed again. With Kris's tent Kasumi tapped into her mischievous kitsune nature and added soundproofing to the tent so that no sound got out, but added a screen and recording ruin as she also added a viewing seal that was connected to her and Naruto's tent. Oh, she also spiked Kris's food with a natural aphrodisiac. So that when Naruto and Kasumi were in their tent and in the throes of passion, not lovemaking but some beastly sex Kris had borne witness to all and despite herself, she couldn't help but watch and 'enjoy the show. Naruto and Kasumi were done within the hour and went to sleep, but Kasumi's second revenge came into play. During moments that Kris found extremely arousing they were played in a loop. So, for nearly 7 hours from dusk to nearly 3 in the morning, Kris pleasured herself to her favorite moments wishing that she was in Kasumi's place.

Not that a goddess would ever admit that to a demoness.

Naruto shuck his head. "lets focus on the mission," said Naruto as he sat down and pulled out a map.

The girls piled in around him and looked at the map. Yunyun taped the map and made a floating 3D model of the dungeon. Dungeons came in two forms, Natural and Magical. Natural dungeons occurred when old ruins, caves, and towns that had been lost to time or abandoned. Monsters occupied these locations. There was little in the way of Eris or Loot other than what the monsters had or were left behind by the former residents. Magical Dungeons was where adventurers made their money. Magical Dungeons appeared at Random and stayed until the Dungeon Boss was defeated. they were always a pair of random doors in a Tree, the side of a cliff, or even on the ground. In the Kingdom of Belzerg there was a total of 4 dungeons that went past 50 floors and anything past 50 required a 100-man Raiding party with at least 5 S-ranked Adventurers. No one knew how or why Magical Dungeons appeared, but they could be tracked with the right kind of equipment, runes, and spells. This particular set of doors was attached to a mighty oak.

"So what are we expecting?" asked Kris.

Kasumi touched the map and brought up the monster index. "A few rat-roaches, lesser and greater slimes, and naked skeletons with swords on the first four floors. Nothing too deadly. The fifth floor according to the party that scouted it before was sure that the fifth floor was a Boss room of some kind but said that there was another set of stairs leading down. They said that the Boss of this room was a Wrath," said Kasumi.

Kris put a hand on her face. "Must be a weak wrath. Most dungeons that contain them, have them appear on floors 15 or lower,"

"I'm thinking the opposite. If it's appearing this high up then the Dungeon must have something that it's willing to throw some heavy weight at people to keep safe," said Naruto.

"I don't think so. It could be the actual boss and there is something in the bottom of the stairs," said Kris.

The group spent the next hour making plans, backup plans, fallback signals, and words. Protocols in case they were separated. Naruto refused to allow them to walk in without all these precautions in place. In his studies with Luna he learned that several advantages, both rookie and veteran ended up dying most horrible deaths because they disregarded basic safety, thinking their rank and status made them invincible.

The group gathered around the door with Naruto and Kasumi in the front with Yunyun and Kris at the doors. They pushed them open and divided out the way. The hall was filled with slimes, and skeletons. They were all bones, yellowed and damaged by age, with some missing parts, but all of them equally giving off Killing intent. There was no reasoning behind these things. The slimes were all of the Lesser variety, meaning that they were smarter and larger than slimes, meaning that at most they were at least 6 months old.

"Wing Release: Great Breakthrough!" yelled Naruto taking a great lung full of breath before unleashing it.

"Kitsune Bi: Raging Blast!" yelled Kasumi as she pulled her hands back creating blue flames in them.

"Combination Jutsu: Kitsune Hunter!" Yelled Naruto and

The blue flames intensified greatly as the cutting winds tore through all the monsters in the entrance hall and left nothing behind, but some Eris and weapons. A few slimes also left behind slime-drops. A common ingredient in several potions. It took the group only about 2 minutes to gather everything before Naruto sealed away the swords. He could have them evaluated later, but for now, they needed to move through the floor and clear it.

"That combination was awesome Mr. Naruto! Miss Kasumi!" yelled Yunyun in a very excited manner.

Naruto chuckled as he put his hand on her head and rubbed it. All in all, Naruto was growing quite fond of their new companion. Kasumi was also starting to like the girl, and it was rare for her to like anyone besides those she personally marked.

For the next two hours, the group moved slowly through the first three floors of the Dungeon with no problems collecting loot, Eris coins, and old weapons. Naruto and Kasumi were doing most of the heavy lifting, they had dismantled at least a Battalion of Skeletons at this point, hundreds of slimes, and countless rat-roaches. Yunyun had her fair body count as she had taken out several skeletons that had tried to get behind Naruto and Kasumi. Kris was smart about kiting some of the more egar mobs and had used her dagger once or twice to stave off enemies.

As they wandered the fourth floor Naruto became uneasy... Something about this floor was making his senses go nuts. Despite outward appearances Naruto was starting to get worried for each room they cleared his senses were getting more and more haywire. Finally, they came to the last major room before the stairs.

The group stopped to take a break in an area they had deemed safe with Kasumi placing seals on all the corners and creating a barrier. Each of them broke out a ration bar and a bottle of water.

"This had been surprisingly easy so far. We've managed to clear most of the known dungeon in about 3 hours," said Kris with her hands on her head.

"I'm surprised Miss Kris as well. I would have assumed we need at least a high priestess to help purify all these undead," said Yunyun.

"Nah to much time and effort, Naruto-boo here has all the firepower we need to kill a few dozen skulls," said Kris with a wink.

"Call me that again I'm going to give you a camal toe wedgeie," said Naruto.

Kris smirked. "I dare you Naruto-booOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I GIVE UP! I'M SORRY!" yelled Kris as Naruto made good on his threat, grabbed her by the front of her... who knew the goddess of Luck wore a thong... and pulled her upwards in painful wedgey.

"Don't you have the purify skill?" asked Kasumi trying not to enjoy Kris's torture... too much.

Yunyun nodded her head and looked away from her companions with a blush. "I do I thought that it might be useful one day, but without the class of cleric or priestess then it's power is greatly diminished."

"You would think that you have it in the bag if you pay for the skill," said Naruto dropping Kris who ran around a corner to adjust her clothes.

"Even with skills being transferable class restrictions can hurt the effective power of skills and abilities," said Kris returning to glare at Naruto.

The group spent the rest of their time in relative silence before they got up to move again after an hour. They resuemed their regular route before coming to the end of what they assumed was the fourth floor. It was almost as bit as the Chunin Exam Prelims room, but the ceiling wasn't as high. Probably just a little higher than the balcony had been.

"Well lets get to the next floor and kill that wraith. I'm eager to report ba-," before Kris could finish Naruto tackled her to the ground.

"WATCH OUT!" yelled Naruto.

Kasumi grabbed Yunyun and jumped backward as several dozen tentacles flew from the darkness of the stairs and slammed into where the party had been several seconds ago. Naruto reached into his pouch and pulled out two kunai, Kris took out her dagger, while Kasumi allowed blue flames to cover her hands and feet Yunyun began to chant.

Out of the darkness sprang a figure that landed on all fours. It was a blue humanoid figure that was vaguely shaped like a woman. It looked up and at the group with green gem-like eyes and at its very center was a glowing red orb that was pulsating, but from its back were several tentacle-like appendages. Yunyun froze in place.

"H-human Slime!" yelled the girl.

Naruto and Kasumi didn't have time to look at each other to know that this was a PROBLEM. Human slimes were just one step from Devil Slimes and were strong enough to put a group of A-class Adventurers pause for concern. Despite their soft and slimy appearance, their bodies were strong enough to break a steel sword from a strong man, and they were strong enough to crush boulders. That wasn't even counting how intelligent the thing was as it could form plans, figure out patterns, and knew where to hit for a killing blow.

Kasumi didn't waste time and charge at the slime, before raising her leg and dropping it on the head of the creature driving it into the ground! Rocks kicked up from where it landed, but before Kasumi could press the advantage, A tentacle wrapped around her leg before it began to swing her around and throw her away. She flipped in the air and opened her mouth unleashing a torrent of her signature blue flames. The slimes eyes glowed as a wall of water rose up and blocked the attack. Kasumi landed on the ground and cursed.

"No one told me these things could use magic!" yelled Kasumi in rage.

Naruto brought forth both chains and wrapped them around his arms. "Less talking about it more killing that damn thing. Yunyun Kris get your asses in gear! Wind Release: Uzumaki Chain Smash!" yelled Naruto rushing in and Punching the Slime sending it skidding backward.

Yunyun snapped out of her fear and aimed at the creature. Thanks to an inherited Skill Yunyun didn't need an incantation to fire off spells. "Chain Lighting Bolt!"

A blast of lightning flew at the slime, but it jumped onto the ceiling and looked at Yunyun before bouncing at her. Yunyun knew that as strong as she was magically she wasn't nearly as physically adapt. Even if she did get out of the way, she was as good as dead with that thing's tendrils all over the place.

"Toad Style: Dynamic Dropkick!" yelled Naruto appeared next to Yunyun and sent the damn slime slamming into a wall, breaking it into pieces, but Naruto wasn't finished. Gathered chakra into his right hand he created an Orb that looked quite familiar to Kasumi, but instead of its normal blue color it was green.

"Wind Release: Rasengan!" yelled Naruto throwing the Rasengan at the Slime.

The attack slammed into the creature as it screeched in what Naruto could Only Guess was pain. The Grinding sound of the wind reverberated throughout the enclosed space forcing Yunyun and Kris to Hold their hands over their ears while Naruto and Kasumi channeled chakra to reduce the amount of noise they were currently hearing. Finally, the slime was thrown deep into the wall and smoke and rubble were seen.

"Thank you Mr Naruto!" said Yunyun holding back tears.

"Don't think me yet. We only just completed round one," said Naruto as he looked at the location, he had kicked the slime into.

If a Rasengan didn't do the trick, he would have to step up his game. But... Naruto spared a glance at Kris and Yunyun. If he could just use the Rasenshuriken, then this fight would before over, but the backlash of such an attack could wound him and leave him crippled for several hours and that was factoring in HIS healing ability. He didn't know what it would do to Kasumi, Yunyun or Kris.

The Human-slimee lay still in its hole for a moment and looked back at the things that dared to enter its home. The magic-user wasn't as much a threat as it was an annoyance. only a snack to it. The one who hadn't attacked seemed to be a threat but was holding back for some reason. It could use that to its advantage. No the two things that were a threat to it currently were the fox and the toad. Both were strong. Strong enough to actually hurt it to its very core. No, it was the male human that had hurt it... the toad. Not only was he strong enough to hurt it with that little orb, but his Mana tasted strange. Not like the mana of this world. It had been a long time since it had met a worthy pray. Once it ate them it would achieve the apex of its power and become a Devil-slime.

The Human Slime jumped out of the hole, only to let out a screech of rage before it charged at Naruto, death gleaming in its jeweled eyes. It's speed was seemingly a match for Lee without his weights on as it appeared behind Naruto and raised its arm before it turned into a spear and shot through his chest. The Naruto in front of the creature vanished and turned into a log. The slime tilted it head and Kasumi aimed a flaming punch at its head. The Slime turned around and started at a shocked Kasumi before it wrapped Multiple tendrils around her and began to squeeze. Kasumi grunted in pain and flexed her muscles trying to break the hold, but the damn thing was like a constrictor the more you fought it the tighter it got. Kasumi let out a whimper as she felt her ribs creak under the pressure.

"Wind Release: Flying Swallow!" yelled Naruto as he used a three-pronged kunai as a medium to use Asuma-sensei's signature jutsu turning the simple kunai into the world's sharpest sword.

Naruto released Kasumi who took a breath as her ribs reset themselves and healed. "Thanks, Naruto. That thing is a lot more deadly than it appears. Ha! Almost reminds me of that time you fought Shukaku,"

"Yeah, but that was a kid playing ninja, I'm here acting like one," said Naruto as he summoned his chains and put the kunai in his mouth.

"Reinforcement Maximu!" yelled Kris creating a barrier as the tendrils aimed at her. the barrier she used was smashed to pieces but gave her enough time to roll out of the way, while throwing a small knife at the Slime, only for it to be batted away.

"Magic Arrow- Flame bombardment!" yelled Yunyun firing more arrows at the Slime.

The slime wasn't going to stand for this and evaded all of the attacks before it rushed at Kris. Shooting its tendrails forward. Naruto appeared before Kris and using his kunai he cut through the tendrils. Kasumi came out of nowhere with a foot stomp that sent the creature into the ground, before slipping into the air. Naruto caught Kasumi, before jumping backward for a retreat as it raised an arm and smashed it where Naruto was a second ago. The Slime launched several tentacles outwards aiming at them, but Naruto and Kasumi were fast enough to get to the others.

Kris raised her hand, before slamming it onto the ground. "Cage!" yelled Kris.

Several magic ropes appeared and weaved together to create a cage. The creature looked around the cage, before it hit the Cage making it creak, but Kris managed to hold out.

Kris went to a knee. "This thing is strong! I don't know if I can hold another blow!" groaned out Kris through gritted teeth.

"Miss Kris drop it! Magic Arrow Bombardment!" yelled Yunyun waving her wand as she created five golden arrows appeared above her head.

Kris dropped the barrier as Yunyun allowed the magic arrows to fly! The arrows slammed into the creature, but no visible damage could be seen. This promoted Kasumi to rush in and began to trade blows with the Slime or rather Kasumi attacked, and the Slime evaded by inches, before trying to trade blows with Kasumi.

Naruto crossed his hands in the form of his favorite seal. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" yelled Naruto creating three clones. One clone rushed to protect Yunyun, another rushed to get Kris out of the firing zone and the final Clone began to meditate.

Clone three tried to gather nature chakra, but it was having difficulty doing it. The Dungeon itself was actively blocking the flow of Mana, but chakra was different from Mana. Mana was mental energy projected and made real while chakra was a combination of one's spirit and physical power. Yin and Yang, never in perfect harmony, but good enough.

"I only gathered enough chakra for 1 minute," said the clone before it popped.

Naruto's eyes changed from their regular purple-blue to yellow with crosses in them. His chakra chains burst from his back, before turning into tattoos on his arms. Drawing a three-pronged kunai from his pouch he put it in his teeth." 1 minute is all I need. Kris, Yunyun hold that thing down! Kasumi hit it low I'll hit it high!

The trio of women nodded. Kris ran to the other side of the room with her clone guarding her while Yunyun stayed put. Once Kris was in position, she raised her hand and cheated a bit by using some of her divinity. "Steel Binding/ Shadow Clone JustuKitsune Bi: Crush Claw/ Toad Style: Cart Destroyer!" yelled the group.

With the steel binding spell The slime wasn't able to move, Kasumi cut its feet from under it, and before it could use its various tendrils, the final shadow clone used the last of it's chakra to make enough clones to hold down each tendril, and finally with the coue de grace two clones threw Naruto into the air where he brought his knees into his chest and when he was inches away from the Slime's chest he pushed his feet out and stomped into the creates chest rupturing the hardened slime and destroying the core.

There was no big explosion, no sudden gusts of wind. The slime just went away. The only thing left behind was the destroyed core and the gem-like eyes. Once the Nature chakra drained out of Naruto he fell to his knees.

Yunyun slumped forward with her knees together and her feet pointed outward. "We're alive. Oh, Great Ancestor we made it!" said Yunyun before she passed out.

Naruto walked over to Yunyun and picked her up bridal style. "Let's get out of here. As confident as I am in our abilities. I can't use nature chakra here like I want and it's best if we retreat," said Naruto.

No one disagreeded with their party leader. They quickly made their way to the entrance of the dungeon. Once they got to the entrance Naruto closed the door, before K-no Eris sealed the door using her divinity.

"I'm going to be in so much trouble for this, but this isn't a normal Dungeon," said Eris.

"What do you mean?" asked Naruto.

Eris frowned. "Magical Dungeons by nature were abnormal and created by the excess Mana in the world. It was a system created by the senior gods and goddesses millennia ago. When to much Mana accumulates it creates abnormal Magical Dungeons. The Great Dungeons are Abnormal. I'll have to return to Heaven and consult with the Elders, but this isn't normal even by our standards," said Eris.

Kasumi frowned. "Here's a question why was that damn thing so strong? I get Yunyun not being 100 percent able to fight like us, but between the three of us we should have been able to destroy that thing with no problem, so why did we have problems," said Kasumi.

Eris shuck her head. "I cannot say," said Eris.

"I cannot say isn't the same as I don't know Eris," said Naruto.

Eris sighed. "Human slimes very in how powerful they are. If I had to guess that thing was close in power to a devil slime. If It had been a Devil-slime we'd be screwed. I'm only allowed to use my Divinity in emergencies as while I take my mortal guise I can die, I'm guessing that you two couldn't go all out," said Eris.

She wasn't wrong there. While Kasumi and Naruto had some level of control the Jutsu and attacks that could end their fight in one to two attacks were well on the destructive side of the scale and would have put both Yunyun and Kris/Eris in danger. Naruto had even taken a risk using the Wind Release: Rasengan, a justsu that once nearly destroyed his own arm. Naruto's normal strategy of swarming with Shadow clones until he found an opening or avane of attack wasn't in the books as the space was too closed off for that. Yes, the ceiling was High, but he couldn't do as much as he wanted.

"It's best if we make it for Axel," said Eris.

Naruto sighed. "Eris, Kasumi put your hands on my shoulders and don't breathe," said Naruto.

The duo did as told before they vanished in a flash of red light.

Location: Axel

Place: Luna's House

Time: Late Noon

Luna sat in her office doing paperwork and sipping on some coffee. today was one of the few days she decided to work from home, but that was more or less because nothing was happening in the city or guild that required her attention. She looked around and felt lonely without her lovers around. She didn't realize how lonely her home was without them. Maybe it was a good thing that she had tried to seduce Naruto and Kasumi. At least now she knew what she was missing in her life.

A Family. She knew that she had only known Naruto for a month, but she wondered if he would be up to signing marriage documents and making it official. Uzumaki Luna had a nice ring to it. The more she thought about it the more her mind drifted to that large compound that Naruto was building. A few children... three from her and however many Kasumi wanted. Maybe the family would expand into a noble house. Naruto was already powerful and was sure that he could easily gain the minor title of Baronatte, maybe he could even have their house as an Earl or Duke family before her lifetime was over. everyone knew that the current Noble family oversees the area and played fast and loose with the law to line their own pockets. Thank Eris for the Roya-

Luna stopped daydreaming as Naruto appeared in front of her with Kasumi, Kris, and an unconscious Yunyun.

Luna jumped up. "Is everything Okay? I thought you wouldn't be back for another day at least,"

"Yeah... that was the plan, but that Dungeon is an issue. Oh, this needs to go on record, so Team 7 needs to make a direct report to Head Receptionist Luna," said Naruto as he laid Yunyun on the couch in the office.

Luna nodded and sat down, before pulling out several blank pieces of paper. "Start from the moment you entered the Dungeon and anything you noticed about it," said Luna, putting on her business face.

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And Cut. I hope you guys enjoyed that. Chapters 5 and 6 are already in the works. And I have n idea for chapter 7, but that's currently in the That's a lot of shit phase, but probably split into two chapters. See you all soon.