Original Posted On Feb. 20, 2024
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Review Responses:
Jebest4781: Oh, I have some ideas for Hazbin.
Exia Zero: I pray your health improves. Lucifer as Andy's babysitter? Hmmm…
Nathair1: You'll be irritated, a few songs here. Only two children, Andromeda and Esther. No, the song in chapter 7 was called Brooklyn Rage, a Parody of Poker Face, this song is called Leather Pants, a parody of Bad Romance. Because Los Lobos doesn't Need a silencer, but Moxxie hasn't learned that yet. I hope this new chapter meets expectations.
Bednarczykmiki: Yes, yes it was.
StrongGuy159: I hope you enjoy the chapter.
ShadowBloodedge9396: I really wanted to do 'Spring Broken' but knew it couldn't be a rivalry/competition. After some thought, I landed on them working together. It was a lot of fun, and so was this chapter. Andy is the embodiment of Cute.
Gamelover41592: I know, right.
MEATBICYCLE: Yes, and thank you.
DaftMerc39: We shall see. Thank you. Check out the newest art. I checked it out, yeah, that would be adorable.
Zakan: Thank you.
MichaelTheFox: I know you'll love this chapter. Also, enjoy the new art on deviantart.
DireWolf1412: I love YGOTAS. I will eventually do Pharoh's Throne and Come Sail Away. That bubble bath was very wholesome. The family coming together.
Tank115: I haven't really thought about it, but I would like to add another Overlord.
Sniperbro1998: What do you mean? Like, what has she been up to since we last saw her? Or why is she trying to get Naruto?
PLEASE READ: NOW, that is a very good reason to do it. Especially of the V's are after them.
Nicholas: I'll look into it.
Ice: Nice.
Luisamanta28: I have one more on the list, but it will take a bit longer before they are revealed. Or have they already been shown? Do we already KNOW who this third person is? Hmmm?
Reggad the Knife: Thank god… got any angel weaponry? Remember, these demons are super weak to angel weapons. Thank you for doing security.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 89: All Coming Together
Hazbin Hotel…
"Alright, let's CLEAN people!" Vaggie declared, duster in hand.
Nifty, being her… usual self, scuttled around dusting, spraying, and cleaning everything she saw as dirty.
"Ah, do WE have to get involved in cleaning? I just started this program, why am I PAINTING the walls?" Angel bitched, holding two brushes and two paint cans.
Husker, meanwhile, rolled his eyes as he lazily moved his hand up and down, guzzling down cheap booze.
"Well," Charlie stumbled, phone on hand with her other hand covering the receiver with the decorator. "We promised to get this place ready for Naruto's wedding…" A lightbulb went off over her head. "Oh, we are doing this to teach us that helping others will not always receive anything in return."
"WE AREN'T!" Angel and Husker shouted in unison. "THEN WHY ARE WE FUCKING HELPING!"
Charlie winced.
"The after party…"
"Oh, FUCK that." Angel shouted, tossing the paint cans, paint spilling over the floor.
Charlie whimpered, lifting the phone to her ear… only to hear the dial tone, the decorator having hung up.
Defeat started to set in as Vaggie put a comforting hand on Charlie's shoulder.
"Charlie…"
The Princess of Hell turned to Alastor, who stood above her.
"If you ask…" Alastor offered with a creepy grin… creepier grin, his magic slowly enveloping him. "I can do all the preparations."
Dress Shop…
Loona and Verosika stood on podiums, posing with various dresses around them.
"No, I am not feeling this." Loona said as she removed the dress, tossing it aside.
"Agreed, I don't like the fabric." Verosika added, tossing hers on the ground.
"Well, I do have two that you might like. Sadly, they are sort of the same, but different in colors." The manager said as she pushed a button.
The dresses that had not been tried out rotated out of the way to reveal the last two.
Pulling them out, she presented them to Loona and Verosika.
"Ooooh." They said with interest.
Meanwhile, Paw Print Paradise…
"Come ON, Naruto. You need a bachelor party, and your fiancés need a bachelorette party." Bee urged as Naruto and Jayjay were going over expenses for using the hotel and decorations.
Naruto indeed planned on paying Charlie for her services.
He was a demon, not an asshole.
"I don't really see the need." Naruto said in semi-defeat.
Bee had been repeating herself for roughly thirty minutes, and it wasn't helping.
Vortex chuckled as he arrived with Naruto, Bee, and Jayjay's food.
"You should just relent, Naruto. Besides," Vortex said as he looked at the Sin. "Bee's parties are awesome."
Bee took pride in these words.
"But you can get horrible cavities and kidney stones from her parties." Jayjay added, smirking at Bee's reaction.
"That isn't true." Bee said, pointing at the Blue Hound. "Afterall, you've never been to my parties."
Naruto's forehead hit the table.
"UGH, FINE!" Naruto groaned.
"Wow… you okay, bro?" Jayjay asked in concern.
"No…" Naruto sarcastically replied.
He had not gotten much time to rest since his meeting with Charlie.
"Okay, so… the bachelor party…"
Afternoon…
Verosika held Andromeda while she sat at a table while waiting for Loona to get back with the food, the succubus on the phone.
"Hello, Big Ozzie's Factory, who am I speaking too?" The receptionist asked.
"I am Verosika Mayday, I'd like to talk to Ozzie."
"Oh, yes, right away, please hold."
Verosika smiled as the dial tone became calm music.
"I am back, with food… who you talking too?" Loona asked as she sat down with the food.
"I am going to talk to Ozzie." Verosika told Loona.
Loona quirked an eyebrow as she took Andromeda from Verosika.
"Ozzie… as in… Sin of Lust Asmodeus? THE KING of LUST!" Loona asked, surprised Verosika knew the Sin of Lust.
"Aren't we friends with the Sin of Gluttony?" Verosika asked very calmly.
"Well… yeah…"
"Then what is the problem…"
*CLICK* "Hello, Lust King speaking." A deep, sensual voice said on the opposite side of the phone.
"Hey, Ozzie, it's Verosika."
"OH, hey, girl~ It's been a while. How can I help you today?" Asmodeus asked.
"Well, I don't know if you've heard, BUT… I am getting married."
"WHAT! NO, WAY! WHO IS THE LUCKY BASTARD!"
"You can meet him if you wanna come to the wedding, but I am here for business." Verosika stated, getting the conversation back on track.
"Oh, right, my dear. What do you need."
Loona felt a shiver run down her spine when she heard Verosika make a list of items.
Evening…
"Bee, did you hear? Verosika is getting married!" Asmodeus bawled to his friend.
He had invited Bee over for a late lunch, with this being the first thing he stated.
Bee smirked.
"Yeah, I knew that."
"WHAT?" the rooster themed Sin yelled, shaking his home.
"Yeah, to that kid Lucifer talked about. You know, the Lycan."
Asmodeus's eyes widened.
"Oh, that kid. The blonde kid who killed Loin." He said as he scratched his fiery chin. "And you are good friends with this kid?"
"Yeah, Naruto is fun. And a good fuck." Bee giggled.
"You…"
Bee nodded.
"Yep. Anyway, you should come and help me with the after party for him and his wives."
"Oh, that would be fun, what can I help with?" the Embodiment of Lust asked with an enthusiastic chuckle.
The Embodiment of Gluttony started to chuckle too.
Evening, Hazbin Hotel…
"WOAH…" Naruto said in amazement.
The Hotel… was SPOTLESS.
"You can thank Alastor for that." Charlie said as she glanced at the Radio Demon, who waved at her from the dinner table, which had a large plate of venison.
The foyer was so clean you could EAT off of the floor.
The walls were sparkling white with many kinds of hellish flowers while the reception desk was modified to be the altar.
"Well, what do you think?" Charlie asked nervously.
"It's perfect." Naruto said, smiling. "Thank you, again, Charlie."
"No, it is fine. I am happy to help." The Princess replied.
The two walked toward the door, their business for the day nearing conclusion.
"Hey, Charlie, can I ask another favor?"
"What is it?"
"Can you… be the one to marry us?" Naruto asked.
Charlie went still.
"Like… me be the priest?" She asked.
"Yeah…"
"But… I'd… maybe… why me?" Charlie asked as they exited the hotel. "We have only known each other for a few days."
"Two reasons."
Naruto lifted one finger.
"You are the Princess of Hell, so it would be an honor for us if you did."
He lifted a second finger.
"I know you are one of the kindest, and sweetest people down here, and the only person I'd want to marry us." Naruto finished.
Charlie felt like her heart was going to burst.
"Yes. YES!" She answered.
Charlie hugged Naruto suddenly, nearly making him fall from how sudden.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!" Charlie shouted, tears in her eyes.
Naruto hugged Charlie back.
"No, thank you, for everything, Charlie."
Meanwhile…
"You sure Naruto wants this basic ring?" Verosika asked Loona as they exited the jewelry store.
In Loona's hand was a small bag, holding a golden ring.
"Yep, especially with the LotR Elvish on it." Loona said, smiling as she knew Naruto liked the Lord of the Rings.
Yes… they got a gold replica of the One Ring.
Verosika didn't really get it, but went with it anyway.
Skip, Two Days Later, Big Ozzie's Factory…
"Why did I have to come with you?" Naruto asked Verosika as they entered the building.
"Because I want you to meet Ozzie." Verosika said, practically skipping with a large smile on her face.
Naruto rolled his eyes as he followed behind Verosika.
"Hello," Verosika said as she reached the reception desk, where a very familiar receptionist with circular glasses. "Verosika Mayday, here for pick up."
"Oh, yeah, Big Oz mentioned you'd be stopping by." The succubus said as she pulled up Verosika's info on the computer, seeing the list of items Verosika had bought. "Okay, he should be in the lab right now, so please wait a few minutes while I call him to let him know you are here."
"So, what is this guy like?" Naruto asked as they sat down, Verosika taking her place… in his lap.
"Well, he is very horny…"
"You fucked him, didn't you?" Naruto bluntly, and dully, asked.
Verosika turned red, sputtering.
"What? No. Why would you ask that? Of course not, he is a Sin. He wouldn't be interested in someone like me, besides, he has… well…" Verosika paused in thought.
'Oh, right, Bee mentioned he had a partner or something that was an imp. Gotta be quiet about that.' Naruto thought, wrapping his arms around Verosika's waist.
Which DID NOT go unnoticed by the workers.
All of which were Succubi and Incubi.
The duo waited a handful of minutes before he heard an elevator ding, with Asmodeus walking out of it.
Naruto blanched.
'He's FUCKING HUGE!' Naruto thought, having to look all the way up.
Indeed, the embodiment of Lust was a BIG Rooster themed demon with a pin stripe suit, top hat, and boots.
"Hello, Verosika, MAY-DAY~" Asmodeus said, adding emphasis on her name. "I see you are with your man."
"Yep, he is MINE!" Verosika stated, glaring at her fellow sex demons.
She knew they were looking.
"Anyway, I got everything you asked for," Asmodeus said as he handed over a cardboard box. "And a little extra."
He winked at one of his favorite Succubi before turning his attention to the stunned hound.
"You gonna stare, or you going to say something?" Asmodeus asked, hand on his hip.
He didn't mind the 'awe' but he didn't like the blank staring.
"Oh, sorry." Naruto said as he lowered his head. "It is an honor to meet you, I am…"
"Naruto Uzumaki, right?"
Naruto blinked, nodding like a kicked puppy.
"Bee talks about you a lot; says you are a good lay." Asmodeus said as he leaned in really close to Naruto, eyeing the hound meticulously. "Hmmm, she is right, you are pretty cute. I can see why she fucked you on the beach."
Naruto's ears lowered as his face turned red.
Asmodeus laughed.
"Don't be so serious, kid. I know it is embarrassing, but you are amongst horny fucks. AM I RIGHT?" Asmodeus bellowed.
A resounding response from all present workers echoed through out the factory.
Seeing Naruto relax made Asmodeus smile.
"You are a good kid, and I thank you for taking care of one of my favorite people." Asmodeus said as he literally patted Naruto like he was a pet. "I can't wait to see your wedding~"
"You invited him?" Naruto asked as Asmodeus returned to his work.
"Why not? Bee is going, and So I thought… what the hell, you know what I mean." Verosika whispered
Naruto face palmed.
Not only was he being ballsy for being involved with the Princess, now he is involved with TWO OF THE SINS.
It was like Fate was pushing him to meet these people.
And that would be just crazy.
"Sure, fuck it." Naruto said in defeat.
Skip, Next Day…
It was Verosika's turn to take care of Andromeda, leaving the invitations to Naruto and Loona.
"Joe, Lin, and Sally May, Jayjay, Vortex and Flare, Bee and Ozzie, Ace, Apple, Kiki, Milky, Kat, Josh, Coco, Stolas and Esther, Octavia and Riser, Jack Cash and his Plus one, then Blitz, Barbie Wire, Moxxie, and Millie…" Naruto said as he listed off all the people they personally knew. "Then there is Charlie, her partner, and then Alastor with Angel Dust and the people the former brought to help at the Hotel."
"Okay that is…" Loona held up her hands, quickly rising and lowering them as she counted. "Thirty-five people. Damn. I know you wanted small, but did you expect THAT many?"
"No, not really," Naruto replied as he started writing the names on said invitations. "But at least we have enough people. Can you imagine Blitz walking both you and Verosika down the aisle?"
Loona laughed.
Indeed, it would have been funny.
Verosika's Ex walking her down the aisle.
"Thank Lucifer Jack is alive. Any idea on this Plus one?" Loona asked as she started putting said invitations in the envelopes.
"No, but who cares." Naruto bluntly replied with an eye roll. "Probably some woman or man he met and wants to show off. Jack was probably stoned like a biblical whore when Verosika called him."
Loona had only ever met Jack a few times, so she couldn't perfectly agree or disagree.
"Should we send one to Stolas's ex-wife, Stella? I mean, we don't need to, but since her children will be there…" Naruto said, realizing he didn't include Octavia and Esther's mother.
Loona thought about it, swaying back and forth in her seat.
"Hm. I say we should, but not expect her to show up." Loona admitted.
"Alright." Naruto said as he added Stella's name to the list. "Anyway, did the dresses get finished?"
Loona smiled playfully.
"Yep, I got an email saying they were finished and will be shipped today. Should arrive tomorrow." Loona explained before she deadpanned. "Speaking of which, do you think that box Verosika got from the Sin of Lust is full of something… terrible?"
"Yeah, don't tempt fate… but I am curious about what was in the box?" Naruto mumbled.
"I asked Verosika, she said, 'You and Naruto will have to wait for our honeymoon'." Loona explained, licking another envelope before writing the address.
Evening…
Bee held Andromeda in her lower arms as she, Loona, and Verosika were going over potential music.
"I think we should add more Queen. Naruto is a big fan." Loona suggested, knowing Naruto's preferred music.
"Hm, how about more romantic songs. I know Ozzie is gonna hate it, but fuck him, it isn't about him." Bee said, making a funny face for Andromeda, making the baby laugh.
"Alright, what do you suggest?" Verosika asked, placing pen to paper.
"Well, how about some… Kesha." Bee suggested, placing her finger on a very specific song.
Meanwhile…
"I got this invitation to this wedding." Stella said into her phone as she lay across the couch, wearing her pajamas while eating chocolates. "I don't want to go, but if you take it, you could probably go, since you mentioned you are interested in this kid, Kurama."
Kurama, on the other side of the phone, smiled as she heard this.
"Of course, I'll gladly take it." She said.
Hazbin Hotel…
"Alright, Charlie, that is all the pews." Bee said as she finished putting the last bench in.
"Alright, this is perfect." Charlie said as she was excited.
With all the streamers and flowers, thanks to Alastor, Charlie had it all mapped out.
Naruto would stand at the altar with Charlie, as the Priest.
Jack and Blitz would walk Loona and Verosika down the stairs on BOTH sides, so they walked down together.
They would turn and walk up to the altar.
Charlie was visibly giddy.
"Aw, you so happy, champ?" Bee asked, putting Charlie in a playful neck hold.
"Yeah, I am." Charlie said, thinking of all the publicity she was getting from this wedding.
The biggest selling point was Verosika.
A BIG popstar was getting married in her Hotel.
That alone would probably boost moral and get more sinners lining up to start their rehabilitation.
"And don't forget your Uncle Ozzie is also coming, thanks to Verosika." Bee reminded Charlie.
Charlie deadpanned slightly.
She loved her aunts and uncles, the other Sins.
Some… were not as enthusiastic when she explained her dream to them, but Bee and Ozzie, they didn't make her feel bad.
"Yeah…" Charlie said nervously.
"What about your pops?"
"Huh?"
"You didn't invite Luci or Lili?" Bee asked, quirking an eyebrow.
"I mean… It is Naruto, Loona, and Verosika's wedding. I shouldn't impose…" Charlie tried to argue.
"Sweetie, Naruto would not mind. Didn't he say having you as his priest would be an Honor?" Bee asked, putting her upper hands-on Charlie's shoulders.
Charlie nodded.
"Then having the King and Queen would be another honor. And if anything goes wrong…" Bee's blue hair flared gold as she scrunched her face. "Then I'll keep everyone safe."
"Thank you, but I don't think anything bad will… happen…" Charlie said as she pulled out her phone.
Lucifer's Castle…
Lucifer was in his office, hunched over his desk.
In his hand… was a rubber duck.
But no ordinary rubber duck.
One with a little cowboy hat and neckerchief.
"AHA!" he goofily announced as he stood up, holding it up to the sky. "I have made my next great achievement!"
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
Startled, Lucifer threw the duck across the room, sat in his desk, grabbed a pen and random piece of paper.
"COME... *Ahem* Come in." Lucifer replied, his goofy nature pushed for his normal work mentality.
Lilith entered the room, holding Lucifer's cellphone.
"Dear, Charlie has called." Lilith said, chuckling when the phone seemingly teleported out of her hand, now holding Lucifer bridal style.
"Hello~~" Lucifer said, very happy to hear from Charlie. "It's Lucifer."
"Hey, dad, I… uhm… would like to extend an invitation… to Naruto's wedding."
Hour Later…
"So, I invited my dad… are you mad?" Charlie asked Naruto over the phone.
"Well… it is unexpected, thought he would be busy. But if our King and Queen are willing to show up. Then I don't mind. It would be an honor." Naruto replied nervously.
He had met Lucifer once, interacted with him twice, and both times he felt an immense fear around the King of Hell.
But, with Bee being an asset/friend, Naruto felt like it wouldn't be as bad as it was.
"Okay, again, I am sorry." Charlie apologized, clearing her throat. "Anyway, the hotel is prepared, do you want to do the wedding practice tomorrow?"
"Sure, I think we should practice for… what… two days? Then on day three, do the wedding?" Naruto asked, looking at Loona and Verosika, due to being on loud speaker.
"I think that works."
"Maybe cut it to one day of practice, then the next day." Verosika tossed out. "I mean, it is pretty last minute."
"That works for me. Afterall, only the three of you and the fathers of the brides are needed." Charlie stated.
Naruto, Loona, and Verosika looked at each other.
Verosika needed Jack… ASAP.
"Yeah, that works. See you tomorrow, Charlie." Naruto hung up. "Verosika…"
"On it." Verosika said as her phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Jack, get your pot head up here to Pride, NOW!"
"But that is an entire…"
"It's a day trip, we need you NOW!" Verosika yelled.
"Okay, girl, geez, don't need to bite my head off." Jack retorted, not liking her tone. "Anyway, why?"
"Wedding practice."
"Oh, oh, yeah, I see. Yeah, alright, me and my plus one will head out now. See you in the morning."
Jack hung up.
The three adults sighed.
"Anyway, where are you two going for your bachelorette party?" Naruto asked curiously.
Loona and Verosika had kept it secret.
"Oh, just a place for us girls." Verosika said playfully, with a hint of seduction.
"Yeah, don't worry about it." Loona said as she got in close, hand on Naruto's thigh.
He shivered.
"What about you?"
"I was just planning on having Vortex, Stolas, Blitz, dad, and maybe Flare come over and just have a basic movie/guy party." Naruto stated.
Verosika and Loona stared at Naruto.
"You basic bitch." Verosika said in embarrassment.
"What?"
"I am embarrassed." Loona said as she shook her head, facepalming.
"WHAT?"
"I am going to call up some strippers. Keep your party the same, but come on, you need strippers. Haven't you seen American Pie: Wedding?" Verosika asked, pulling out her phone.
Naruto groaned.
He was a simple man.
He liked simple things…
That Night…
And simply put, he loved his fiancés idea.
Andromeda was being babysat by Octavia and Riser while Succubi, hounds, and various kinds of sinner demons were skimpily dressed.
Poles that… for some reason… were already installed in the ceiling, had come down, allowing all the strippers to do their thing.
Stolas, Blitz, Vortex, Naruto, Flare, and Moxxie were drinking.
"Oh, do a body shot!" Vortex shouted as one crawled into Naruto's lap.
"Tequila~" she said, shifting her head to expose her neck, which was covered in salt.
Everyone watched as Naruto leaned in, the woman pouring the tequila down her neck, into the salt, and down Naruto's throat.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto hollered, choking slightly.
They continued to drink and enjoy themselves.
Meanwhile…
Loona, Verosika, Bee, Jayjay, and Millie in the Lust Ring.
At a strip club.
Specifically…
The Magic Mike Experience.
Verosika and Loona sat on stage, men in G-strings dry humping them as the women drank and gave them cash.
Millie, Bee, and Jayjay hooted and hollered, enjoying themselves.
Both groups drank and partied…
Regretting it in the morning.
Hazbin Hotel…
"Sup, Husker…" Naruto grumbled as he, Loona, Verosika, Blitz, and Jack entered the cleaned-up foyer.
"Sup… you guys look like shit, need a morning after?" Husker asked, recognizing the very drunk demons.
"Yes…" the sobering demons groaned as they sat at his bar, waiting for their drinks and for Charlie and Vaggie.
Naruto propped himself up… before spinning the seat and sticking his foot out.
Nifty SLAMMED into his foot; arms stretched out as her hands made Grabbing motions.
She made her usual maniacal giggle.
"YES, PAIN!" She squealed, lifting her head, giving Naruto the 'I want you so I can hurt you' eye. "MAN!"
"Sorry, Nifty, I'm taken." Naruto said, pulling his leg back, then thrusting it outward, sending the Sinner into the wall… much to her delight.
"Order up." Husker said as he served four Pick me Ups.
"I'll take whiskey." Jack said, paying cash for his drink while Blitz, Naruto, Loona, and Verosika drank their drinks.
"Morning." Charlie called out from the top of the stairs. "Sorry, I was so excited last night, I could barely sleep."
"No worries, Charlie, just… not so loud." Naruto whimpered; ears lowered on his head.
Thirty Minutes Later…
Naruto stood at the altar with Charlie.
At the top of both sets of stairs, were Blitz and Loona and Jack and Verosika, arm and arm.
"Okay, everyone." Charlie said, hands going up and down with rhythm. "One, two, three, four…"
Vaggie hit play on her phone, which was connected to a speaker.
Traditional human wedding music started playing, and shortly after it started, Jack and Blitz walked Verosika and Loona down the stairs.
Once at the bottom, they turned inward, in a half circle, and then walked their daughters up to the alter.
They turned to their daughters, both father's kissing their cheeks, then stepping aside to sit in their pews.
"Alright, that was great. Let's continue for another hour, then we will be ready for tomorrow!" Charlie cheered.
Everyone groaned.
Evening…
Naruto lay on the bed, reading a book.
Andromeda on his chest, having fallen asleep listening to him read.
Loona and Verosika entered the room, all clean from their showers.
Picking up the babe, putting her to bed, Loona got under the covers on one side with Verosika getting on the other side.
Lowering his book, Naruto stretched his arms, getting under the blankets as Verosika turned off the light.
Snuggling, they tried to go to sleep.
Tried.
"You still awake?" Verosika asked softly.
"Yeah… Loona?"
"Yep."
"Can't sleep?"
"Yep."
"Duh."
"To nervous?"
"…"
"…"
Verosika shifted.
"Well, I am nervous." She admitted.
"Why?" Naruto asked.
"I never thought this would happen." Verosika said, taking his and Loona's hands. "Being with the people I love, who love me, unconditionally. Yes, it was a shock that Loona is the daughter of Blitz… but, I don't care. I am happy to be Verosika Mayday-Uzumaki."
"I am happy to be Loona Uzumaki." Loona stated. "While in that Hellhound orphanage, I never thought I'd make this far into my life. Have a child. Or a husband and wife. I just thought I'd be euthanized."
"I can't say the same… but I know if I never met you, Loona, I'd be stuck." Naruto admitted.
Naruto felt himself get weepy.
"Ah, you two…" Naruto hugged them both. "You two, Andy, and my parents… have made me so happy."
The three began to relax as they enjoyed the warmth of each other, eventually their eyelids got heavy, and they fell asleep.
Skip, Hazbin Hotel, June 29th…
The morning was bright, the sun was high in the sky, and the hotel was full of people.
Joe, Lin, and Sally May.
Bee and Asmodeus.
Jayjay, Vortex, and Flare.
Ace, Apple, Kiki, Milky, Kat, Josh, and Coco.
Stolas, Esther, Octavia, and Riser.
Jack Cash and his Plus One.
Moxxie and Millie.
Charlie and Vaggie.
Barbie Wire.
Angel Dust, Husker, Nifty, and Alastor.
This large crowd wore simple attire suitable for a wedding.
Sure, the mass majority were only there for the wedding, but it warmed Charlie's heart that her hotel was getting attention.
A table where gifts were placed was loaded to the brim, nearly breaking from the weight.
Naruto, wearing a traditional tux, was talking amongst his friends and family.
"I am so happy she got to come, Stolas." Naruto said as he held Esther, donning a cute baby dress.
"Stella allowed it this time, under the condition that this counts as this month's visit." Stolas said, irritation in his voice, but a mature calmness.
"I am sorry." Naruto apologized.
"Naruto, I wanted her to be here for Andy." Stolas replied with a smile. "I knew it would be important for both of them… speaking of whom, where is Andy?"
"She is with mommy. Loona wants to carry her while we do the ceremony." Naruto explained, rocking the baby demon. "Verosika said she would carry flowers, this way, only ONE Boquete is thrown."
"AH, makes sense." Stolas said as he took a sip of his wine.
Everyone continued to chatter while Loona and Verosika were getting ready upstairs.
Suddenly, the room fell silent as the doors opened.
Lucifer and Lilith entered the Hotel.
Nervous chatter and whispers echoed in the foyer.
Naruto handed Esther to her dad, and approached his King and Queen.
*Insert Death Whistle, Puss n' Boots: The Last Wish*
A cold chill ran up Naruto's spine as he approached.
Jayjay, a Lycan herself, felt intensely nervous watching her 'brother' stand before Lucifer.
Naruto bowed, arm across his chest.
"My King, Lucifer Morningstar. My Queen, Lilith. I am honored to be in your presence." Naruto said, his etiquette training from Stolas paying off.
Lucifer smiled playfully, bowing, but not as deeply as Naruto.
"And I am Honored to be a part of your wedding, Young man." Lucifer said in a polite voice.
"We are honored." Lilith replied.
Naruto stood up straight, and gestured to the front pews.
"This way to your seats?" Naruto asked, like a butler.
"No, we will mingle. Besides," Lucifer said as his eyes moved to the right, gesturing behind him. "You have another set of guests to greet."
Naruto was confused.
He watched as Lucifer and Lilith stepped aside, revealing the people he was talking about.
Kiseru pipe in one hand, collapsable fan in the other hand, wearing a golden kimono with a red obi, hair held together with long pins with small jade ornaments.
Kurama of the Marquis was standing in the doorway of the Hotel.
Accompanied by Tamamo.
The fifteen-year-old wore a lavender kimono with a brown obi, her hair up in a bun.
In her hand was a gift.
"Welcome…" Naruto said with another bow. "It has been a long time, Lady Kurama. May I ask… why are you here?"
His nerves were nearly shot.
Standing before him was potentially the person who wanted him.
By ANY means necessary.
"It truly has, Naruto." Kurama said politely, smiling as she reached into her kimono sleeve, pulling out an invitation. "Stella didn't want to come, but kindly offered me her spot."
Naruto's stomach sank.
'Fucking knew we shouldn't have sent it.' He thought as Tamamo appeared beside Kurama.
"You remember my daughter, Tamamo?" Kurama asked, moving to put her hand on her daughter's shoulder.
Tamamo bowed lightly.
"Yes, I do." Naruto said, smiling a bit more regularly.
He hadn't seen Tamamo since the celebration of Andromeda's birth.
Which was in April, and as it was nearing July, being June 29th, that was over two months prior.
"It is nice to see you again, sir." Tamamo greeted.
"No need to be so formal, please, call me Naruto."
Tamamo nodded, her eyes glancing the gift table.
Dismissing herself, Tamamo walked over to put their gift in the pile.
"She is a sweet child." Kurama said, cupping her cheek with a proud smile.
"Tamamo is." Naruto agreed, unable to feel comfortable alone with Kurama.
"Ahem, I think you should stop smoking, Kurama."
Kurama and Naruto turned to face who was speaking.
It was Queen Bee and a disguised Asmodeus (His short/thin form).
"Why?" Kurama asked, her eyes dangerously narrowing as she took another drag on her pipe.
Bee's finger entered the bowl, pinching out the flame.
"We have toddlers here, and they don't need to breath in the smoke." Bee warned, her eyes narrow threateningly.
Kurama… chuckled.
"I am sorry, I didn't know." She said as innocently as a child, bowing to dismiss herself outside to dispose of her Tabacco.
"She gives me chills." Naruto told bee in a hushed tone.
"Don't let her get to close." Asmodeus warned. "From what I have heard, she is a major whore, scars on her hips from demons grabbing them in doggy style."
Naruto gagged.
"Just a warning, and don't hesitate to get me." Bee honestly said in concern.
"Thank you, I will." Naruto said as he looked toward the altar.
He saw Charlie getting into place, she looked out into the crowd, making eye contact with him.
It was time.
Two Minutes Prior, Second Floor, Bedroom 101…
Verosika and Loona were fully ready.
Make up, check.
Dress, check.
Bouquet, check.
Andromeda, check.
Andy wore a cute, orange dress with blue trim while she had a small pearl scrunchy with a blue flower on it.
Verosika and Loona?
They wore very similar dresses.
They were tight, showing off their curves, with the sides cut out and held together with string. The cloth was white.
Verosika's skirt having a star with blue fire.
Loona's skirt having a crescent moon with red fire, while also wearing pink leggings and gloves.
Both dresses came with gold beads around the shoulders and hips, along with separate beads for the hair.
*One Piece, Nami's Zou outfit*
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
"Alright, ladies." Blitz said as he opened the door, Jack behind him. "It's time."
Smiling nervously, Verosika picked up her bouquet and Loona picked up Andromeda, who was giggling and happy to be held by her mother.
Walking out of the room, the five of them made their way to the stairs, staying safely away from the steps to not be seen yet.
Blitz, Loona, and Andy paired up.
Jack and Verosika paired up, with Jack sending a text to Charlie.
Charlie, who was talking to her parents, got the text, read it, and dismissed herself.
She walked to the altar, found and made eye contact with Naruto.
'Please, whoever is listening,' Charlie silently prayed to, no one in particular. 'Let nothing bad happen, to my people…'
Charlie cleared her throat, which repeated through the speakers.
She looked over at Husker, who lazily reached one finger up, then let it fall down to hit play to a very dangerously hooked up CD player.
A… heavy metal version of 'Here comes the Bride' started to play, signaling everyone to sit down, with Lucifer and Lilith near the front.
As it played, Blitz and Jack walked Loona and Verosika down the stairs, everyone present splitting their attention between the two women or picking one and watching that one.
Blitz felt his heart grow heavy with each step.
Memories of the past several years flashed before his eyes.
Seeing Loona all alone in that kennel.
Taking their first photo together.
Him giving her the tour of their apartment, giving her the only bedroom while he took the couch.
His first gift to her, being her choker.
Their one-year anniversary.
Their second-year anniversary.
The aches and pains of raising a near adult teen, the arguments, the fights, then the worry and fear for her safety when she bit Naruto.
Memories of seeing her so happy with Naruto, later on, with Verosika.
Blitz started to tear up.
Jack, meanwhile, was in the same boat as Blitz.
Memories of his time as Verosika's mentor.
Meeting her for the first time.
Testing her talents.
Pushing said talents.
Working on her weaknesses.
Her debut.
But then, sad memories of their separation as a musical duo.
Seeing her through the pregnancy.
Seeing her give up her daughter, Eevee, due to fear.
But these feelings of sadness were replaced with overwhelmingly happy ones of her talking about Naruto and Loona.
The fathers and daughters arrived at the altar, where Naruto and Charlie waited.
Both fathers turned to their daughters, teary eyed and happy, giving them pecks on the cheeks, before they too sat down.
"Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together for Un-holy matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all demons and sinners." Charlie said, having decided to cut out a lot of the fluff to this long-winded speech. "If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace."
No one said anything.
Charlie continued.
"Through marriage, Uzumaki, Carni'val, and Mayday make a commitment together to face their disappointments – embrace their dreams – realize their hopes – and accept each other's failures." Charlie took a breath. "Uzumaki, Carni'val, and Mayday will promise one another to aspire to these ideals throughout their lives together – through mutual understanding – openness – and sensitivity to each other."
"BOOOOOOOOOO, GET TO THE MOUTH ACTION!" Asmodeus called out, earning a WHACK from Bee.
Several beings chuckled, including Lucifer and Lilith.
AND now Charlie's nerves WERE shot.
Naruto took notice of subtle shakes in her hands… and so did Andy.
The tiny infant reached out, which Loona noticed.
Connecting the dots, Loona carefully handed the babe to Charlie.
Feeling the weight of the tiny life in her arms, along with Andromeda snuggling into the Princess, Charlie felt a wave of calm wash over her, making her smile with confidence as she held the babe securely.
"This occasion marks the celebration of love and commitment with which this man and these women begin their life together. And now – through me – He joins you together in one of the holiest bonds." Charlie squeezed Andy, earning a giggle. "With mutual care, respect, responsibility and knowledge comes the affirmation of each one's own life happiness, growth and freedom. With respect for individual boundaries comes the freedom to love unconditionally. Within the emotional safety of a loving relationship – the knowledge self-offered one another becomes the fertile soil for continued growth. With care and responsibility towards self and one another comes the potential for full and happy lives."
Joe and Lin held hands, leaning into each other, feeling weepy as their grandson stood proudly at the altar.
Charlie leaned forward, smiling brightly as she looked each of the trio in their eyes.
"You may now exchange your vows." Charlie stated.
Naruto stepped back one step, allowing him to face Loona and Verosika, taking their hands in his.
"Loona, Verosika, when I died and came to Hell, I was alone." He stated, slightly lying to not inform EVERYONE of the truth. "My life as a human was pathetic, stuck in a cycle of abuse and repetitive bullshit."
He squeezed their hands.
"But you two gave me so much. Love, affection, and now…" He looked at Andy in Charlie's arms. "A family."
Loona cleared her throat.
"I was stuck in a kennel." She stated, her chest tightening. "Every day I thought I was one day closer to death, but," She glanced at Blitz, who was sitting next to Stolas, who was holding Esther. "A man took me into his home, granting me the opportunity to meet you. The beings of my dreams. If I could, I'd gather the sun and stars, naming them after you and our children."
Loona choked up, her happiness overflowing, which Bee could taste.
Ozzie rolled his eyes, but flinched when Bee side glanced him.
"I am… I am so happy… to let you fuck me and let me bear your spawn…" Loona finished, nearly entering the fetal position from how overwhelmed she felt.
Verosika and Naruto helped her stand, hands on her back, emotionally supporting her.
'This wedding is bizarre.' Angel Dust thought, having seen human weddings. 'This is a new low for me.'
A few minutes passed, Loona recovering.
Verosika gripped the hands of her beloveds.
"As I've lived my role, I swore I'd sell my soul… for one love, who would stand by me…" Verosika said in a sing-song like way, due to her background as a singer. "And give me back the gift of laughter. One love, who would stand by me, and after making love we'd…"
She wiped her eyes dry.
"We'd dream a better dream." She finished.
Vaggie approached the trio, a cushion in hand, and on said cushion were the rings.
Naruto took the first, and placed it on Loona's finger.
Loona took the second, and placed it on Verosika's finger.
Verosika took the third and placed it on Naruto's finger.
The three, smiling as they held their hands.
Charlie carefully placed her hand on their hands.
"By the power invested in me…"
Charlie however was cut off when Lucifer's hand landed gently on top of hers, drawing gasps, GASPS I TELL YOU, from the crowd.
"By the powers invested in me by Lucifer Morningstar," He said, a shit eating grin on his face. "I bid thee, Husband and Wives."
He lowered his hand, stepping aside, allowing Charlie for the best part.
"You may now… Okay…" Charlie said, faltering with a head tilt and slanted smile as Naruto, Loona, and Verosika WENT AT IT with the kiss.
Did I say Kiss?
I meant the tongue orgy the three commenced the moment Charlie started speaking.
The crowd stood up, applauding the now married trio.
With saliva dripping down their lips, the trio led everyone outside… where a MASSIVE fucking barbeque and bar were set up, along with a juke box with massive stereo, courtesy of Alastor and Bee.
The trio stopped, Verosika holding up her bouquet.
All the women tensed up, knowing what this meant.
Leaning down, Verosika, with all her might, tossed the bouquet.
The women forced themselves onto each other, pushing, shoving, shiving, and clawing to catch it.
It landed… right into Vortex's hand.
The crowd (especially Naruto, Verosika, Loona, and Bee) oo'd at the blushing hound as he handed it to Jayjay, who was blushing so badly her blue fur started to turn purple.
"WASSUP, EVERYONE," Bee announced, taking charge of the party. "LET'S GET FUCKED TONIGHT!"
She waved her hand, popping open several bottles of wine, champagne and other liquor.
Booze was opened and food was consumed as Naruto summoned a clone to dance.
Naruto put his hands around Loona's hips, while the clone did the same with Verosika.
Looking over at Nifty, who manically cackled, she stabbed a knife into the juke box, hitting its Shuffle button.
*Insert Music of Choice, OR CftM: The Wedding Album on the Biopage*
*Kesha: Die Young*
The tune kicked up, with Bee and Jayjay's ears perking up as they smiled, looking at each other.
In perfect synchronization, they picked up mics, courtesy of Bee's magic, and began singing in unison.
Naruto and his clone looked at Loona and Verosika, the women having cheeky smiles as they started dancing.
"~I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms~"
Naruto and his cloned started to move to the rhythm of the music, Loona and Verosika following his lead.
"~Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young~"
Bee and Jayjay bounced on the balls of their feet, suddenly jumping on top of an empty table, with Jayjay nearly falling, but was caught and held safely by Bee, both smiling.
"~Young hearts, out our minds
Runnin' till we outta time
Wild childs, lookin' good
Livin' hard just like we should~"
Jayjay jumped off the table, into the arms of Vortex, spinning to help her land on her feet.
"~Don't care whose watching when we tearing it up (you know)
That magic that we got nobody can touch (for sure)
Looking for some trouble tonight (yeah)
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild side
Like it's the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep dancing till we die~"
Blitz and Stolas free style danced, getting quite the amount of space to not hit anyone while Millie and Moxxie followed their sons lead, hand on hips, arms around necks.
"~I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms~"
Bee jumped off the table, summoning her wings to take flight, hovering above everyone.
"~Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die
Young hunks, taking shots~"
Those not dancing had their eyes on their King and Queen, with the two sensually dancing, similar to Gomez and Morticia Addams in Addams Family Values.
"~Stripping down to dirty socks
Music up, gettin' hot
Kiss me, give me all you've got
It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush (you know)
That magic in your pants, it's making me blush (for sure)
Looking for some trouble tonight (yeah)
Take my hand I'll show you the wild side~"
Ozzie sat, not digging the music, though he bobbed his foot.
"~Like it's the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep dancing till we die (till we die)
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms,~"
Riser and Octavia, opting to not dance, held Andromeda and Esther safely as Charlie and Vaggie danced with everyone else.
Andromeda loved the music, the booming lyrics and rhythmic sounds.
"~Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms~"
Naruto dipped Loona, kissing her deeply before lifting her back into standing position, disengaging himself from her, dispelling his clone, taking Verosika in his arms for a dip, kissing her just as passionately as he did Loona.
"~Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young~"
Verosika took the mic from Jayjay, drawing everyone who was a fan in.
"Here is one for you, Lover Boy~~~" She said sensually as the song changed.
*Queen: Old Fashion Lover Boy Cover by Victory Vizhanska*
"~I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango, just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your Valentino, just for you~"
Angel was disgusted at the word 'Valentino', which reminded him of his boss.
Jack, meanwhile, smiled as he smoked a cigarette, watching his adopted daughter sing her heart out.
His plus one (who was a succubus), however, was not impressed.
Outright, the one person who was not having fun at this large event.
"~Ooh, love, ooh, lover boy
What're you doing tonight? Hey, boy
Set my alarm, turn on my charm
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy~"
Bee walked over to her fellow Sin, Ozzie, and dragged him away from the table for a dance.
"~Ooh, let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster)
(Ooh-ooh) can you feel my love heat? (Ooh-ooh)
Come on and sit on my hot seat of love
And tell me how do you feel, right after all
I'd like for you and I to go romancing
Say the word, your wish is my command~"
Nifty ran through the crowd, a trash bag in her hand, throttling trash with her knife, giggling like a sociopath.
Sally May, Joe, and Lin sat down next to Riser and Octavia, taking Andromeda, who was happy to be around her Great Aunt and Great Grandparents.
"~Ooh, love, ooh, lover boy
What're you doing tonight? Hey, boy
Write my letter, feel much better
And use my fancy patter on the telephone~"
Naruto and Loona, meanwhile, danced along side Verosika, mimicking her movements to the best of their abilities as she moved around the dance floor.
Verosika suddenly grabbed Naruto, pushing him into a chair before she got in his lap, cupping his face with her free hand, earning an 'OOOOh' from the crowd.
"~When I'm not with you, think of you always
(I miss those long hot summer nights) I miss you
When I'm not with you, think of me always
Love you, love yo~~~u~"
Verosika stood up, returning to her movements around the dance floor, sensually swaying her hips and arms.
"~Hey, boy, where do you get it from?
Hey, boy, where did you go?
I learned my passion in the good old-fashioned school of lover boys~"
Once more, Loona and Naruto followed Verosika, beat for beat, step by step, the trio moving in near perfect synchrony.
"~Dining at the Ritz, we'll meet at nine
(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine o'clock) precisely
I will pay the bill, you taste the wine
Driving back in style, in my saloon, will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours, that will be fine
Come on and get it~"
Kurama, meanwhile, sat in the back, the WAY BACK.
Her red eyes dead locked on Naruto, watching his every movement with stalkerish precision.
She licked her lips, saliva pooling in her mouth.
Tamamo, at the same time, watched Naruto.
Her heart beating fast as she wanted to dance and sing with him.
But fear kept her from doing it.
"~Ooh, love (there he goes again)
Ooh, lover boy (he's my good old-fashioned lover boy, ooh)
What're you doing tonight? Hey, boy
Everything's all right, just hold on tight
That's because I'm a good old-(fashioned, fashioned) lover boy~"
The music calmed down, Verosika sitting, gasping and sweating from her actions, handing the mic to Loona who gave her a glass of water.
"Why don't you sing, babe?" Verosika asked, taking a sip of water.
"Oh, no, I shouldn't…" Loona started to say before the next song started, recognizing the song, Loona bit her lip.
She rolled her eyes with a shrug.
"Fuck it." She said, quickly prepping herself as she turned to her husband.
*Etta James: At Last*
"~At last
My love has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song
Oh, yeah, yeah~"
Everything slowed with the music, Blitz gripping Stolas's hand tightly as he began to cry…
Ugly cry.
"Oh, Looney…" he whimpered.
"~At last
The skies above are blue
My heart was wrapped up in clover
The night I looked at you~"
Loona stepped back, wanting to look passionately at her husband and her wife. Her heart swelling with love as she smiled.
"~I found a dream that I could speak to
A dream that I can call my own
I found a thrill to press my cheek to
A thrill that I've never known, oh, yeah, yeah~"
Loona wiped her eyes, holding out her hand to her beloveds.
"~You smiled, you smiled
Oh, and then the spell was cast
And here we are in Heaven
For you are mine at last~"
Loona leaned back, raising her hand toward the air as if she was going to grasp the sun itself.
However, she tripped on her feet, nearly falling.
Tamamo appeared behind Loona, helping her stabilize herself as the song slowly ended.
"Oh, thank you… Tamamo, right?" Loona asked, not wanting to get the child's name wrong.
Tamamo sheepishly looked away, ears down and tail between her legs as she nodded.
"No problem." She mumbled as she walked off, not wanting any attention.
"Thank you, Tamamo." She heard Naruto call out, making her blush… the tip of her bushy fox tail swaying happily.
She sat next to her mother, doing her best to avoid eye contact when Kurama looked at her with curiosity, sniffing the air.
Through the scents of food, booze, and body odor, Kurama's nose caught the scent of arousal from Tamamo's body.
Kurama smirked, one that was not playful, holding a sinister resolution.
Naruto saw Tamamo sit with Kurama, and couldn't help but feel tinges of sadness and a desire to help the poor teen as he looked at his own daughter, who was now resting, cuddled with Esther.
Shaken from his thoughts, Naruto heard the next song, and smiled as he took the mic from Loona, gesturing for her to sit as he cleared his throat.
Loona, Verosika, and everyone attending wondered what he was going to sing as the song continued its upbeat theme.
*Freddie Mercury: Mr. Bad Guy: I was Born to Love You*
"~An amazing feeling coming through...
I was born to love you
With every single beat of my heart
Yes, I was born to take care of you
Every single day of my life~"
Naruto caressed Loona's cheek, earning a passionate smile.
He proceeded to spin to face Verosika, caressing her face.
"~You are the one for me, I am the man for you
You were made for me, you're my ecstasy
If I was given every opportunity I'd kill for your love
So take a chance with me
Let me romance with you
I'm caught in a dream, and my dreams come true
It's so hard to believe this is happening to me
An amazing feeling coming through...~"
Loona and Verosika got out of their chairs, mimicking Naruto's movements.
Millie and Moxxie jumped onto the dance floor, doing their best to follow their son.
"~I was born to love you
With every single beat of my heart
Yes, I was born to take care of you
Every single day of my life~"
Naruto took Loona and Verosika by the hand, spinning the three of them in a circle.
"~I want to love you, I love every little thing about you
I want to love you, love you, love you
Born to love you, born to love you, yes I was born to love you
Born to love you, born to love you every single day of my life
I was born to take care of you every single day of my life~"
Naruto lifted Verosika and Loona up, Millie and Moxxie being Loona and Verosika, helping their son.
"~My life, hey hey, every single day of my life
I was born to love you
With every single beat of my heart
Yes, I was born to take care of you, honey
Every single day of my life~"
The trio kissed passionately, earning applause and cheers as the song ended.
Gasping for air, Naruto decides to sit at a table.
"So, how does it feel?" Jack asked as he handed Naruto a glass of water.
"Pretty good, amazing actually." Naruto replied as he drank the water, taking notice of Jack's plus one. "Oh, hello…"
"Evelin." The succubus said, extending her hand.
Naruto shook her hand, taking in her features.
She had black hair in a bob cut, the right side of her face white, scarred from something judging from the 'cut' scar near her chin.
She wore a loose blue dress with minimal make up. She had horns and wings like every succubus and incubus.
"Nice to meet you, Evelin." Naruto said, releasing her hand.
She didn't respond, leaning on the table, her eyes glancing over at Verosika, her face subtly scrunching with a scowl.
Something was… off.
"Don't mind her." Jack stated, putting his hand on Naruto's shoulder. "She had other plans for today, but I dragged her here."
"Okay…" Naruto said as he looked at Evelin.
Something… something was familiar.
Her appearance and scent.
Just… screamed familiarity.
"Well, have fun you two." Naruto said as he got up, walking over to Riser and Octavia.
"I hate it here." Evelin grumbled; her hands white knuckled from her gripping the table cloth.
"Eevee…"
"Evelin, I don't go by that name…" Evelin hissed.
Jack sighed.
Cutting back to Naruto, he sat with Octavia and Riser, holding both Andy and Esther.
Between the two babes was Andy's Courage plushy, who the two babes were snuggling contently with, not bothered by the loud music or rowdiness of the drunken adults.
"They are so cute." Octavia said, taking a picture of Naruto and the babes.
"I know." Naruto gushed.
He looked up at Riser, expecting him to say something.
However, Naruto noticed Riser being… distant.
His attention was… elsewhere.
'Did something happen?' Naruto thought as he used his foot to gently nudge Riser.
"Hm, yes?" Riser asked, returning to the moment.
"Aren't these two adorable?" Naruto asked, looking down at the babies.
"Ah, yes, yes they are." Riser said, an ease washing over him.
'Okay, something did happen.' Naruto thought, glancing back and forth between Riser and Octavia.
Loona, meanwhile, was with Bee, Vortex, and Jayjay… at the keg.
"CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!" the crowd chanted as the hounds and Sin drank.
Bee finished her keg first, belching like a drunk.
Jayjay then Vortex finished, nearly collapsing from their drunkenness.
Loona couldn't finish, giving up gracefully.
'Fuck, I need to sit…' She thought, swaying her way through the crowd.
"Here, Looney."
Blitz appeared with a chair and a cup of ice water.
Loona sat down, taking the water.
Blitz, feeling like he has done his job, went to leave… only to be pulled into his daughter when Loona's tail wrapped around him.
He smiled as he leaned into Loona, accepting her display of love and affection.
Verosika, meanwhile, was tearing into a leg of chicken when she was approached by Asmodeus.
"Verosika, it has been fun, but this is a bit… out of my preferred taste." The Lust King said, mild disgust in his tone.
He reached into his pocket and handed Verosika three VIP tickets.
Tickets to where?
Tickets to Asmodeus's love hotel in the Lust Ring, the Cock Ring.
A picture of a Rooster with a foot long erection donning a cock ring on it.
Verosika's eyes nearly bugged out.
"My gift to you and your beloveds." Asmodeus said as he smiled, knowing that Verosika loved it.
"Thank you, Ozzie." Verosika thanked, bowing to the Embodiment of Lust.
Asmodeus rolled his eyes and left the party, wanting to return home to his favorite person.
During all of this, Alastor stood alone, not talking to anyone or making any gesture to take enjoyment out of the occasion.
The party lasted for many more hours before slowly, the number of people slowly started to lessen.
Eventually, Naruto, Loona, Verosika, Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, Andromeda, Charlie, Vaggie, and the hotel staff were left.
"Thank you again, Charlie." Naruto thanked, giving the Princess a hug. "Let me know if I can return the favor."
"Oh, no, perish the thought." Charlie urged.
"Alright, all your gifts are loaded." Blitz called out from his Hell-mer. "We're ready to go."
"Thank you, Mil, Mox for taking the gifts home." Loona thanked as Verosika rolled up in her car. "And for taking Andy home."
Andy was sound asleep in her mother's arms, all tuckered out from this day of excitement, Courage tightly in her arms.
"Aw, it is no problem," Millie said as Moxxie took Andy from Loona. "Now, go have fun on ya honeymoon."
Loona smirked.
The imps got into the car and drove off.
"Alright, you two ready to go?" Verosika asked as Naruto and Loona approached the car.
"Yep, let's go!" Naruto said with excitement.
Jumping in, Naruto noticed the box in the back.
"So, what is…" Naruto was silenced when Verosika's finger pressed against his lips.
"When we get to the hotel." Verosika said sensually, sending sparks of excitement and anticipation into Naruto and Loona's spines.
Putting the petal to the metal, Verosika drove her car with reckless abandon.
The newlyweds got into the Lust Ring as the sun started to set.
"So, where we going?" Loona asked, since the trio really didn't talk about where they were going for the honeymoon, having decided to wing it.
Verosika reached into her breast and pulled out the tickets.
Loona's eyes widened.
"Where…"
"Ozzie gave them to me as his wedding gift." Verosika stated with a smirk.
"What is so important about that?" Naruto asked curiously.
"This is the BEST love hotel in Lust. Owned by Asmodeus, of course." Verosika explained.
She sped through Lust, with them arriving as the sun set.
It was a gigantic building, with a large neon sign of a rooster with a pierced dick.
Grabbing the box, the three entered.
"That's unusual." Verosika mumbled.
"What is?" Loona asked, still in awe of the place.
"Usually its busier." Verosika replied as they reached the reception desk.
Ringing the bell, a succubus and an incubus appeared… wearing lingerie.
"Hello, Welcome to The Cock Ring, you must be Verosika." The succubus said, giddy and fan girl written all over her face, tone of voice and actions.
"Yes, that's me. Ozzie gave…" Verosika started to say as she pulled out the tickets, only to have them swiped out of her hand by the Incubus, who was eye-fucking Naruto.
"Yes, Mr. Ozzie told us to expect you." He said as he handed the tickets to the succubus, who scanned them and checked the computer. "He reserved the whole hotel for you three."
The newlyweds' jaws hit the ground.
The Sin of Lust… reserving the ENTIRE hotel… just for them.
"Damn." Was all Naruto said.
"Alright, you three have our VIP suite on the top floor, including hot tub, all comped with necessities." The succubus stated, grinding herself into the corner of her desk. "Here's your key… if you need assistance…" Her face very thirsty as saliva dripped out of her lips. "Don't hesitate to ask~~~"
"Alright, thank you." Verosika said, not bothered at all by this as she took the key, blowing a kiss to the succubus.
The trio walked away and got into the elevator.
Getting to the top floor, they made their way to their room.
"Holy Shit…" Naruto mumbled in surprise.
The suit was as big as his bedroom… the one he shared with Verosika and Loona at Dry Fuck Studios.
It was like a single floor house.
A large kitchen, a bar, a big bathroom with the tub the size of a small pool, a separate room that held the hot tub (Having glass walls and tiled flooring), and then the rest of the room was a bedroom that had various hooks set up on the ceiling, with a door to a balcony.
"Shit, the fridge and bar are stocked." Verosika said, being the first things that she checked after putting the box on the counter. "You guys wanna eat before…"
Her tail swayed back and forth sensually, making Naruto and Loona swallow the lumps in their throats.
"Nah, I think we should just…" Naruto nervously said as he looked at Verosika's body, then glancing at Loona's, his mind wandering to perverse territory.
As if they were reading his mind, his wives smirked, knowing they had him in the perfect position.
"Well, before we get freaky…" Verosika said as she walked to the counter, opening the box. "Let me show you what I got."
The two hounds leaned forward as Verosika unpacked the box.
Lubricant.
Sex patches.
Sex Slime.
Sensory Slime.
Things the three demons have used before.
Verosika continued pulling things out.
A box that said 'Milk Patches'.
A vibrator.
A Beginner's Bondage set: Ball gag, ring gag, blindfold, nipple clamps, leash and collar, flogger, whip crop/tickler, female bondage gloves, leather corset, and leather underwear.
A suspension harness, which included the set-up gear.
"Verosika… what did you plan on doing tonight?" Loona asked, her body heating up in anticipation.
"Well," Verosika said as she held up the flogger. "I want you two to make me your bitch."
Naruto got erect as Loona's folds got moist.
"Oh, I've never done that…" Naruto stammered, his inner pervert conjuring up images.
"Me neither…" Loona mumbled.
Verosika couldn't help but think her beloveds were adorable with their shyness.
"Oh, don't worry, I'll guide you all the way." She stated comfortingly, handing the leather outfit to Loona. "Loona, get dressed in this while and I set up the harness."
Taking the leather outfit, Loona went to the bathroom to change.
"Good thing the hooks on the ceiling are here, or else we'd have to do it ourselves." Naruto said with lustful breathing.
Verosika couldn't help but giggle at his antics as they unboxed the harness and got it set up.
Stripping herself of her wedding dress, placing it aside to not be ruined, wanting to save it, Verosika got into the harness, safely strapping herself into it as Loona walked out.
Loona felt extremely horny.
The leather corset had holes for her nipples to pole through, the leather underwear had a zipper so she could expose her moist vagina when she deemed it time.
The gloves were tight, but comfortable.
She, like Verosika, had safely placed her wedding dress aside to keep it from getting dirty.
Naruto was the only one wearing his clothing.
"So, Naruto, you going to just watch us… or are we going to have to…" Verosika sensually said as she dropped to her knees, hands on the hem of his pants. "Punish you~~~"
Naruto's clothes were tossed across the room as Loona grabbed the Milk Patch box.
"What is this?" She asked, turning the box in her hand, reading the back.
"Oh, those make women produce milk." Verosika explained as she looked directly at Naruto's dick, which was yearning for attention.
Hearing this, Naruto got more aroused, which didn't go unnoticed.
Loona, whose body was yearning for release, took one patch and applied it to her arm.
The affects were immediate.
She felt her breasts become heavier, swelling visibly, and her nipples were now very sensitive.
Verosika grabbed one for herself, along with a sex patch.
Adding one to each arm, Verosika's body became sensitive, her breasts swollen and heavy.
The scent of their arousal wafted into Naruto's nose, driving him crazy with sexual desire.
"Hook… hook me up…" Verosika stammered through the arousal, wanting to use the harness.
Obliging, Loona and Naruto attached the harness to the lift and hoisted Verosika up.
"Oh, what are you two going to DO to me~" Verosika said, hanging mid air safely.
Loona grabbed Verosika's chin, squishing the succubus's cheeks.
"We are going to fuck you."
Loona jammed her tongue into Verosika's mouth.
Verosika's eyes started to roll into the back of her head.
She squealed into Loona's mouth when Naruto grabbed her thighs, his tongue aggressively licking her sensitive clit.
Verosika moaned into Loona's mouth, not expecting this, wanting teasing.
She clenched, getting close to her climax… Naruto pulled away.
"HM!"
Loona pulled away, slipping the ring gag into Verosika's mouth.
Loona pulled down the zipper of her leather panties, exposing herself to Verosika.
Grabbing Verosika's horn, she pulled the succubus into her exposed sex organ.
Verosika's tongue slipped through the ring gag and started feverishly lapping at Loona's clit.
Getting weak in the knees, Loona forced herself to stay stoic.
"YES, LICK ME YOU WHORE!" Loona howled, gyrating into Verosika's tongue. "Naruto, give me the crop."
Handing it to Loona, Naruto, meanwhile, grabbed the flogger.
Verosika shuddered when she felt it go across her left ass cheek while Loona whipped her right ass cheek.
Her body spasmed, vaginal fluid squirting down her folds.
Naruto and Loona repeated their actions again.
Verosika moaned into Loona's vagina.
Loona pulled away, wanting to continue, but had an idea.
Carefully flipping Verosika to be facing the ceiling, exposing her tied breasts to the world.
Loona grabbed the nipple clamps, adding one to Verosika's right nipple.
Naruto watched Loona add the second one to her own.
The clamps and the milk patches together made milk start to come out of the clamped nipples.
Unable to take it anymore, Naruto penetrated Verosika.
A guttural moan rippled out of Verosika's throat as her back arched, climaxing as Naruto's hips connected with hers.
Saliva dribbled out of her mouth as her eyes were cross-eyed.
Naruto started thrusting, each time his hips slapped against Verosika's with loud 'Thwap' sounds.
Loona got under Verosika, grabbing her breasts.
Milk spewed from her nipples with the grip Loona gave.
Naruto's tongue lapped at Verosika's unclamped nipple between Loona's fingers, eventually sucking on it, the milk hitting his tongue.
Verosika's tail wrapped itself around Naruto's torso, pulling him into her.
Wanting her own pleasure again, Loona pushed Naruto off of Verosika's breast, getting on top of the harnessed succubus, her damp mound grinding into Verosika's chin.
Loona pulled Naruto into a heated kiss.
Not breaking his stride in fucking Verosika, Naruto returned the passion his wife gave, one hand grabbing her breast.
Milk soaked his palm and their fur as Naruto fondled Loona, earning moans.
Verosika's tongue slipped through the ring gag again and delved into Loona's pussy, her chin grazing the hound's clit.
Naruto's pace increased, pulling back from Loona's mouth, gripping Verosika's hips as Loona wrapped her arms around his neck, nipping his ear.
With one final thrust, Naruto climaxed deeply within Verosika, her moan barely audible as her stomach visibly swelled.
Loona shuddered as she climaxed on Verosika's tongue.
Removing herself from Verosika, allowing her fellow wife to breath, Loona jumped Naruto, hitting the floor as she mounted him Cowgirl style.
"You are MINE!" She bellowed as she penetrated herself onto him.
Naruto pulled Loona down on top of him, their chests rubbing together, locking lips with her as she bounced on his dick.
Not wanting to be left out, Verosika's tail pulled the safety strap, releasing herself from her harness.
Removing the ring gag, she grabbed the blindfold, ball gag, and sex slimes.
Placing the sex slimes on her crotch, the basic one turning into a gooey purple dildo, Verosika positioned herself behind Loona, catching Naruto's attention.
Motioning him to be quiet, Verosika lifted her hands… and when Loona arched back, slipped the ball gag into the hound's mouth, tied the blind over her eyes, pushed her back down onto Naruto, further unzipped Loona's leather panty zipper and penetrated Loona's ass.
Loona howled into the gag, saliva pouring through the small holes to let her breath.
With two people thrusting into her, Loona was pushed hard into Naruto's chest, milk dripping from her nipples onto Naruto's chest, soaking into his fur with his sweat.
Verosika slapped Loona's ass, earning a guttural moan.
Naruto gripped Loona's ass, allowing Verosika to push deeper within their wife.
Loona's arms pulled Naruto's head into her neck, gasping through the gag as she neared her climax.
Naruto sat up, partially stood up, and pushed Loona on top of Verosika, still connected, and the two still fucking Loona.
With her hands now tightly gripping Naruto's back, clawing it to the point of bleeding, while her legs wrapped around his waist, Loona climaxed as Verosika came.
Naruto bit his lip as he dumped his second load into Loona, bloating her stomach visibly.
Monitor Room…
"Holy shit…" the succubus said as she rubbed her clit with her barehand. "This is so fucking hot…"
"Tell me something I don't know…" The Incubus gasped as he jerked off.
The two receptionists were dealing in self-pleasure along with their coworkers who were behind them, feverishly watching the screen.
"I wanna see Verosika eat the dude's ass." One stated.
"Ooh, that'd be nice…"
VIP Room…
Naruto pulled out and staggered, gasping for air as Verosika helped Loona get up.
"Naruto~"
Looking at his wives, his arousal perked up as they crawled toward him, staring at his dick.
Verosika, who was holding a patch, licked her lips, desiring to taste his cream.
Loona pushed herself up, pressing her breasts into Naruto's face.
He started sucking on her breasts as Verosika engulfed his penis, bobbing up and down as she placed the patch on the side of his ribs.
Due to already cumming twice, Naruto felt the affects instantly, feeling refreshed and ready to fuck again.
Loona pulled away and dropped to Naruto's dick, Verosika moving over to let Loona lap at Naruto's balls.
Naruto shuddered, climaxing into Verosika's mouth.
Her cheeks bulging like a squirrel, Verosika took it all, pulling off and then kissing Loona, dripping and swapping cum and saliva with her.
She pushed Loona down, her slime dick teasing Loona's recovering vaginal canal before she thrust into her.
Naruto reached into the box, grabbing the sensory connection slime.
Rubbing it on his dick, Naruto positioned himself behind Verosika.
The slime stretched out and connected to Loona and Verosika's sexual organs.
With the three now connected, Naruto groped Verosika from behind, milk spraying all over Loona's chest and torso as Naruto masturbated.
Loona and Verosika moaned like stoned biblical whores from the intense sexual feeling they got from Naruto, who in returned felt their arousal and sexual pleasure on his dick, which they then felt on top of what they felt, then he felt it on top of what he was feeling, rinse and repeat until Naruto climaxed from his self-pleasure session, making Verosika and Loona cum as well.
Pulling Verosika off and pushing her onto the bed, Naruto lay next to her, sucking on her breast with Loona between her legs, the slime still connecting the three.
Loona's tongue lapped and caressed Verosika's clitoris like she was a dehydrated woman in a dessert, and Verosika's crotch was a water faucet, dripping with life giving liquid.
Naruto, meanwhile, tweaked Verosika's nipples, sucking the milk out of the breast.
Verosika howled in ecstasy, cumming into Loona's mouth as she pulled Naruto deeper into her breast.
The three continued to enjoy each other's bodies to the fullest extent.
Moans, howls, groans, bellows, and mumbles of pleasure filled the VIP room to the point the workers that couldn't fit in the monitor room were in the hallway listening in, masturbating to the noises the residents were making.
Dawn…
Sweat soaked the bed.
Smoke filled the air.
The three newlyweds smoked as their bodies calmed from the patches.
Naruto stared at the ceiling as Loona smoked, carefully applying ice to his penis while Verosika walked to the box, grabbing two last items, which she didn't show them.
Emergency Pregnancy Tests.
One for Hellhounds.
One for Succubus.
Loona got up, and the two went to the bathroom.
Naruto sat up, nerves building in his guts as his wives took the tests.
Several tense minutes passed before they walked out, calm as can be.
Loona and Verosika shook their heads.
"Negative."
Breathing sighs of relief, Naruto collapsed onto the bed, Loona and Verosika crawling in next to him.
As the sun broke across the Lust Ring, Naruto, Loona, and Verosika fell asleep, peacefully taking the first sleep as a married trio.
Chapter 89, DONE!
Thank you for your patience, I really wanted this chapter to be BIG for the 2nd Year Anniversary.
This chapter, the actual chapter, is over 12k words.
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Worth the wait, I think.
FINALLY, Naruto, Loona, and Verosika are married.
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When I started this story in 2022, I honestly thought it would last a few dozen chapters than fade out of popularity, but here we are, 2 years in, nearly 90 chapters deep, with both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. Thank you all for reading, enjoying, and laughing with me, staying with me through the rough patches (Trust me, chap 69 is probably my worst chapter) and still being willing to read.
Let's continue this year with more fun and excitement.
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