A bit of bright-pink was on his mouth which they guessed was Zim's alien blood.

"Alright, Zim will tell…" he gurgled and signed with hands up in surrender.

Mabel seemed to be playing with Mini Moose as the flying moose seemed chirped by her presence.

Zim, outraged by sewing another of his minions under clutches, Mabel expressed his outrage.

"What Trickery is this!? How do you keep turning my minions against me!? ANSWER THE GLORIOUS ZIM'S QUESTIONING!"

Dib ignored his questioning and demanded answers.

"What did you concoct this, Space Boy!?"

"Like Zim will– !" Gaz's growl made him squirm so he relented and answered "I made a deal in an underground pocket in exchange for mushrooms to a group of little hairy humans with stupid looking hats."

"The Gnomes, the Crawlspace!" Mabel deducted.

"Do you know any way to reverse the curse?" the Membrane boy asked.

"Like as if Zim would– !!!" the green alien gurgled from how tight Gaz's hold on him became.

The big headed boy smirked.

"Careful Zim, my sister is in an even worse mood than she usually is."

" Grrrgk, the only way to do that is by extracting the curse and destroying it . I'm the only one with the knowledge, you can't afford having me vivisected!"

"Like if I can anymore…" Dib mumbled under his breath which Zim gave an eyebrow.

"Eh?"

" Fine. You help us curing my friend and the rest, but we will settle this once it's over." Dib pointed a finger at him as he narrowed his eyes.

"With pleasure." Zim hissed in agreement.

Dib puts his paranormal handcuffs on him "And don't try to melt it with plasma or something, it's made of titanium bug boy!"

"You guys really don't like each other do you?" Mabel noted their hostilities.

"Yes."

Both Dib and Zim confirmed at the same time.

"Until you reach the friendship trop~ "

Both Zim and Dib respectively huffed in disagreement.

"As if! - oh please! - Stars go cold before I befriend the big headed beast!"

"My head is not– !"

"But you do care about Gir don't you?" Mabel was not deterred as she then cheekily formulated a response to that .

Zim gave a loud snort.

"Ha! All Gir ever did was ruining my plans and fill my exquisite genius with his inanity! Him leaving, if anything, is a good turn for Zim's plans to take over Urth!"

"If so, why did you never get rid of him before?"

That actually made Zim sputtered as he couldn't think of another deny.

"Well eh, I, Eeeh…" he kept trying to think something until Minimoose snitched at him

"Nyah."

Dib blinked in surprise at what he could translate out of Minimoose, especially the way it moved and mimicked a sad looking face to convey the message.

"Did Minimoose just say you cried over Gir's departure?"

Zim went full defensive and denied that while giving Minimoose stink eyes.

"Uh NO! To even imply Irkens can care beyond serving the Glorious Tallest is preposterous! You heard wrongly with your imagination of your meaty human brain!- "

Gir let out an ear blistering squeaked that derailed everyone's thoughts "MASTA CARES!" faster than anyone could process launched himself on Zim with a hug who repulsed like he was being hugged by a skank as he raged.

"OFF ME! GET OFF ME TRAITOR! I HAAAAAATE YOOOOOU!" He cried out at the Sir unit utterly oblivious or ignoring what he said.

"Awww, I love you too!" His hug got tighter to the point that Zim said "GHGH!" Felt his eyes on the verge of popping out of his eye sockets like a plush toy from how tight the hug was while Mabel gushed at seeing this though Gaz being Gaz gagged at this affection.


Pacifica Northwest saw a lot of weird things; Lumberjack ghost, One Eyed Triangle Demon, her father's orifices switched and a literal Apocalypse and yet, meeting Dipper the typically socially nervous and self-conscious and sarcastic nerd who is overly cheerful and friendly is probably taking the cake.

"Hi Pazzy! Normally I prefer redheads but damn the way you flow your blonde hair around puts gold hair in the same status as it, so kudos!"

The Northwest looked at him weirdly, for some reason he acts like Mabel which is very Un-Dipper of him.

"Uh, are you alright?"

"Oh weee! Never felt better! and nice ass!"

Slap!

Pacifica's eyes came out of his eye socket and her entire face grew redder than a tomato as she looked in disbelief of what Dipper just did, which is slapping her ass as she gaped at him like a fish out of water.

Dipper giggled and sprinted away, the only thought going through her head was ' ...What!?'


The semi-functional gang searched around for Dipper with a lot of constant bickering between Zim and Dib, a drawback in having both handcuffed together as they walked following the road to the urban area, it was amusing at first but now it was just annoying on what is the best way to track down Dipper.

"Your oversized head is full of bad meat!" Zim said in opposition.

"No, it's good!" Dib for once didn't object about his big head but instead his brain.

"You blubbering condescending blubbers from Dookidia!"

Flush

The audible sound of Mabel drinking from a straw connected to a slushy she got during the way stopped their bickering as they looked back at Mabel who said something that made them united.

"Why can't we use a spoon by Earth's magnetism to direct it?"

"SPOON!?" both shouted at the same time in absolute ire at such an unscientific method..

"And Listen here !- why you heretical mammalian filth!! - Not scientifically impossible!" And they continued sputtering in outrage at her while she drank from her slushy with a satisfied look in one of his brain-over scheming scheme in her new project of making Zim and Dib become friends by making them agree more and more on things even if it means herself being the target of their ire.

Gaz just had it with her barely contained Wrath finally get the better off her as her knuckles fisted hard and she roared at them

"EVERYONE SHUT UP OR I'M GONNA PUT WHAT'S LEFT OF YA ALL IN A PIZZA BOX SENT TO MY CLONE DAD TO MAKE PUDDING OUT OF YOU ALL!" That shut them good and decided not to test the already testy Gaz in any further in fear of her making good on her promise.

After a few moments of awkward silence Mabel decided to break it by awkwardly commenting "I really hope Dipper hasn't talked to every single girl he feels attracted to, speaking from experience from a gal who had her crazy mood, it is not a proud memory to be fond of."

But as they walked Dib blinked at what he was just seeing and even cleared his goggles to make sure he was seeing right.

"I don't think you need to worry about that."

The gang looked and what they saw:

And lo behold there was Dipper who was surrounded by girls around him flustered.

Zita, Sara, Aki, Peyoopi and Penny and even Jessica were all around Dipper with hearts in their eyes. A good chunk of Skool girls were, you could say, enchanted.

It wasn't just Skool girls though, Pacifica and Candy were also ogling at him as well and somehow that also included every girl Dipper hit on during that embarrassingly stupid-dumb-braindead-we-don't-talk-about-it idiotic roadtrip a year ago as well(the fact that it was Ford's own suggestion to take that accursed and cringy road trip while Bill was still haunting around after finding the Unicorn hair for defense says a lot on how stupid the whole thing was to the point that the Pines decided to automatically ignore that ever happening).

Interestingly, Gretchen was one of the few girls who weren't attracted to him as Dib noted not seeing her around Dipper.

"So, he's a himbo now." Gaz stated in her typical deadpan tone.

Mabel's wide eyes stood there before blurting out with both hands in outrage "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" She furiously threw her finished slushy to a trash can.

"Huh?" Dib asked for clarification, outrage in envy was not the reaction he expected.

"My bro is defeating me in my own game and he never dated anyone before!" The Pines Girl commented in frustration that her brother seemed to be a far better flirter of the opposite gender than her.

Gaz gave an eye roll at that.

The peace was soon devolved into a full on fight between the girls as they compete on who gets to have Dipper as their boyfriend who just stood there grinning.

Sara held Dipper possessively.

"HE'S MINE!"

Only to be punched away by Zita

"DIPPER IS MINE!"

Peyoopi then jump in in a threeway fight.

"DIPSTER!"

The fight then turned into a full out brawl with Dipper in the middle not caring that he was being stretched like a rope game grinning like an idiot.

Pacifica snarled at Jessica.

"HE'S MINE CITY GIRL MIDDLE CLASS HAG!"

Jessica growled.

"NO, MINE BEVERLY HILLS WHINY SPOILED BRAT!"

Both blondes were now trying to tear each other's hair.

Candy spoke in her native language as she was in a tug of war with the Corn Maze Girl.

"Geuneun nae kkeoya! geuege meonjeo banhan salam-eun balo nayeossseubnida!(HE'S MINE! I WAS THE ONE WHO HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FIRST!)"

Corn Maze Girl retorted back.

"GO BACK TO KOREA, YOU OBSESSIVE FREAK!"

The gang just stared at what was happening and couldn't believe it.

The Membrane boy exasperated to the sky "And I'M still the crazy one?!"

Zim sneered in disgust.

"Blegh, you humans and your disgusting mating urges! Us Irkens replacing biological production is another reason why we're superior to all lower life!"

Afterward, the gang went into the catfight event as the girls were too busy fighting on who gets Dipper to make sure he doesn't get torn apart with Gaz knocking him unconscious with a punch.

"GAZ!" both Dib and Mabel exclaimed at what she did.

"What? He got the Lust infection, he would probably try to flirt with me and I would have done way worse than knocking him cold with my barely controlled Wrath." they couldn't fault that logic, as much as they wanted to protest.

"HEY! THEY'RE STEALING OUR DREAM BOY!" One of the girls noticed them.

Mabel said in urgency.

"Time to blow the gas!" as she with the help of Gaz carried the unconscious Dipper.

So they ran fast away from the Boy Crazed girls following after them like a hungry pack of piranhas.

On their way passing, the Skool boys saw this happening and were feeling very insecure about it.

Tae uttered in amazement.

"How is he doing that?" He meant Dipper.

Torque Smackey brought a better question.

"A better question: How are Dib friends with a gigachad like him!?"

Mabel would have laughed her ass off hearing her brother being called that if she and the others weren't carrying the Playboy Dipper away as fast as they could from the Boy Crazy girls. On their way they passed a parked van owned by Robbie drinking pitt cola who immediately upon seeing that spit it out this car's mirror.

" HOW!? Just HOW!? HOW IS HE HAVING SO MANY BROADS FOLLOWING HIM!?!?" He exclaimed not being able to believe that his used-to-be-but-not-exactly-bros-either enemy has managed to outdo him.

Tambry, who's sitting near him in the driver assistance seat, gave a glaring look at her boyfriend who, realizing his mistake, chuckled nervously.

Zim, who was seemingly taking note of all this with a puzzled look asked "Is this normal human behavior?"

Gaz snorted "It absolutely is not.'' She then snatched him with Dib as they yelled, as did Mabel on Minimoose and Gir, all hiding in an alleyway in a turn as the girls mistakenly thought they continued their run.

"THERE THEY ARE!" Unfortunately one of them caught them and so they were ready and had no choice but to fight, with Gaz in particular wanting to blow off some steam until Mabel saw a car in Bud Gleeful's car shop and thought of committing Auto-theft as she gave a smirk very similar to Stanley whenever he wanted to commit a crime especially against the Gleefuls.

"Uh question, can anyone drive?"
"Nyah." the flying Moose answered negatively.

"I can't." Dib shrugged.

"Don't look at me." Gaz same also.

"OOOH! I can drive!" The deranged Sir Unit upped one hand volunteering, knowing Gir Mabel decided to ignore him.

"Then no, what about you?" she asked Zim who felt insulted by the mere indication that he can't drive.

"Foolish Dib Clone Girl! Almighty Zim rode spaceships that travel through space and war machines to exterminate the enemies of the Irken Empire! There's no way your primitive contraption you call a vessel would match- "

Moments later…

"TURN, TURN!" Dib in particular screamed as it turns out Zim was a terrible driver, now they managed to run away from the girls and are currently in their way toward the Mystery Shack they have to deal with Zim's deranged driving like a hell mobile high on smile dip violating every driving rule possible with Dib having the unfortunate fate of being sat in the assistance seat due to the handcuffs while the girls and robots were behind them in the back.

Zim did turn but in the wrong turn to the left causing a few residents screaming and running from crashing.
"NO OTHER TURN!"

"MAKE YOUR CLARIFICATION CLARIFIED DIB WORM!" Zim hissed at all the constant ordering.

Gaz uttered under her breath with gritted teeth. "I knew these idiots would be the death of me."
Gir was enjoying it like a dog as he had his head out of the window enjoying the wind. "Weee masta is an excellent driver!"

"No he isn't." Mabel holds her mouth now feeling green thanks to the slushy she drank and the breakfast.

On their way they splashed dirt water at Toby Determined.

"Sorry!" Mabel apologized as they passed through.

"I don't mind." He said, like he is used to this happening to him.

Preston and Priscillia were currently being photographed by a photographer on a view for a magazine and just then the car passed through them and dirt showered all over them just when the photo was taken.

"Sorry not sorry!" This time Mabel didn't regret this as Preston in anger put a hand up toward the wayward car before it got out of his range.

"DAMN YOU PINES!" he cursed.

Naturally, the police hearing about a stolen car causing mayhem were on their tail, led by Blubs and Duralnd.

"Eh? Human arbiter force?" Zim Noticed the police car from the stolen car's side mirrors.

"Put the car down for the crime of thievery and violating every holy law of driving!" Blubs ordered the car to stand down by a megaphone.

Dib who felt resigned sat his head back at the seat.

"Welp, guess this is it, though I would rather be in prison than being in a car driven by Zim."

"NO ONE ARRESTED THE GOD OF SPEED THAT IS ZIM!" Zim had other plans and ordered Minimoose "MINIMOOSE! CHARGE THE CAR!"
"NYAH!" Minimoose chirped and then produced a purple flow that then surrounded the whole car that made everyone but him and Gir alarmed, especially the big headed boy.

"Wait what are you DOIN- !!"

BOOOOOM!

Purple flames exploded from the car's exhaust pipe, as it ran at super speeds away from the Police, leaving a trail of fire.

The sheriffs looked awestruck by this with Blurbs uttering.

"Well damn."

Inside the car, no one was having a fun time as everyone began screaming. Well not everyone, as Gir was laughing with mad child giggles, Minimoose was happily chirping and Zim was enjoying the rush.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" The insectoid alien laughed maniacally as the humans screamed for their lives with Dib, who felt stuck on his own seat from the sheer speed, pleading with the alien.
"ZIM ARE YOU INSANE!? SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU GET US KILLED!"

"HA! What's the matter worm? Afraid of a little speed?" Zim mocked and continued to laugh, enjoying the schadenfreude of seeing his enemy scared who then frowned and couldn't take it anymore so he tried to take control of the driver's seat, a move Zim did not appreciate as both bickered and fought over the control of the wheel. "GET OFF YOU BIG HEADED MORON! You will doom us all!"
"MY HEAD IS NOT BIIIIIIIG!" Dib in a newfound rage shoved Zim who still holding the handler resulting in the car to take an instant swing and then jumping thanks to the sheer speed and falling on the ground the worst part being the car still moves even being upside down on the ground front the sheer speed as sparkes lit up from the connected friction between the road and the car's seal.

Now ZIm has joined the screaming match whereas Gir, thinking this was some demented game, begins to scream with the group as sparks flow around.

Suddenly, Zim's screech changed to an evil chilling laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dib looked and saw instead of Zim was a red demon with goat legs, yellow eyes, white hair with striped black-and-white horns on the head, wearing a tuxedo and bow tie. The Demon looked at the Membrane boy and laughed again making Dib scream even harder.

With the sparks gone, now instead of the demon was the still screeching Zim as the car finally shut down and stopped as it looked like it was going to crash at the Shack before finally the friction and burning fuel so fast finally stopped the car just a few inches away.

For minutes everyone just froze there with haunted looks now knowing why there is such a thing as a speed limit with Mabel deciding that maybe when she grows up she should never get driving tips from Grunkle Stan. Well, not everyone shared the same opinion as the crazy robot standing with his head on the ground giggled like an over excited child that just experienced a rollercoaster.

"Weee let's do it again!"

"Let's not." Gaz responded.

Now the only thing left was removing the curse.

The gang of semi-working misfits got out of the car that had landed upside down.

Gaz who dragged the unconscious Dipper and then left him on the ground.

"Okay, now we have the boy scout…CURE ME FIRST!" she roared at the self-proclaimed geniuses.

That startled the cuffed duo as Zim began drawing a circle around on the ground using a small concentrated plasma beam to draw.

Unknown to everyone, Zim was secretly during the whole time trying to unlock the cuffs using a small robot to subtly unlock its lock.

Even though he thought he would never say it, Zim had to admit Membrane Tech is impressive compared to the rest of dirt worms that inhabit this toxic backward cesspool of a planet or else he wouldn't have much difficulty unlocking it, though he is confident it will be unlocked soon enough.

When the circle was finished he then coughed a bit and said "If you please." He pointed to Gaz to enter the circle, she looked suspicious at him before doing as he said not before Dib threatened him.

"If something happens to my sister I will- "

Zim cut him off with a hand pushing him.

"Yes yes, blah blah, you will hunt me down or something, I fear more your sister to double cross than you so have none." Dib wanted to retort back but decided to just let Zim do his work, afterward he chanted a few words.

"suS era sniS rof esruC ehT esreveR ,sniS esreveR."

Then suddenly a red form of energy got out of a gasping Gaz that began swirling around the ritualistic circle like an angry flying fish.

"I feel…less angry now." The girl Membrane stated her state of being and she moved out of the circle.

Mabel clapped both hands together.

"Now It's time for my- "

"Oh Wee!"

That sudden Un-Dipper voice made them cringe as Dipper, no longer unconscious, came in with a stupid grin.

"Speak of the devil…" Dib said as he saw Dipper drunkenly coming in.

"Iiiii like you…" he pointed at a frowning Gaz. You don't give a crap, tough as nail as Wendy and you surely aren't bad looking with your purple short hair and hourglass body." She gave an eyebrow at that and was going to say something when with no alarm Dipper rushed toward her and kissed her.

"NOOOOO!" Dib and Mabel shouted their lungs out, fearing for Dipper's life considering who he was kissing. Flabbergasted by this, Gaz had her eyes going wide before finally Dipper stopped kissing her, risking the anger. When the kiss stopped Gaz's face went full emotionless and was hard to read while Dib and Mabel held Dipper and put him away into the circle and then were between him and the purple girl and were very nervous at what her reaction would be with her waiting would put them even more nervous.

"Hmm, just because you're a good kisser, I won't beat your ass." Gaz commented blankly.

The duo's jaws fell down hard at such an anticlimactic reaction while Zim gave a tilted head and then uttered the words and a blue energy began leaving the gasping Dipper who nearly fell on his knee and breathed out "What…what happened? Why do I feel…colder?" He confusedly remarked until his senses came back "Oh God, please don't tell me I acted like an absolute flirtatious idiot."

Mabel teased.

"You sure? You seem to be an absolute 'gigahchad' making girls fight over you?" making her brother groan as Mabel continued while helping him to get up. "I mean can you believe I used to be a Boyz Crazy girl like them?"

"Yes."

Mabel's face went down deadpan, her brother didn't waste a second to bluntly answer her on that.

Zim interrupted in "Now you monkey heads are cured there is no need for- ." He got stopped when DIb pushed him toward him with the handcuff "Not so fast! You still have other people to un-mess!" Zim hissed with his worm-like tongue.

The gang went inside the Shack and were met with a chaotic scene

Stanley made a nest made of junks, gewgaw and knickknacks keep uttering.

"MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

Wendy still had her face stuck to the cashier table groaning on how tired she felt.

Stanford was a disheveled mess, making a whole interconnect of photos connected by red lines together on a board from UFO to Bee Vampires and Professor Membrane with market made antennas on his head made with questions mark asking 'Human or Alien?" filled with deranged writing and talking he is the only one who sees the truth of the universe and is gonna make a cult devoted to himself.

Waddles still trying to stand bipedal which Mabel found adorable.

Soos was standing like a literal gopher and was eating a chocolate with his mouth openly chewing it with Melody trying to get his senses back.

"BAD SOOS! BAD!" she saw the group returned back with some people she wouldn't recognize "Oh Thank God you're back- uh, why is he all green?" He noted one of the strangers had green skin which caused Dib to thump at the cashier loudly and exclaimed in complete release that someone else other than the Pines also recognized that is not common for humans to have green skin.

"THANK YOU!"

Zim on other hand was surprised and was starting to wonder if humans that live in Gravity Falls are somehow smarter than the average human or the humans he fooled by his 'Amazing Disguise' are simply more idiotic thanks to all the pollution in their drinking water in city areas.

Melody wasn't done questioning weirded out by the other strangers. "And why is there a fake dog and- " The said weird dog waved a hand on her "Is that a floating MOOSE?"

"Nyah." it said.

Dipper interrupted her questioning "It is not the right time for questions now, we have to bring them in to remove their curses!"

Zim had other ideas. "Eh, once I cracked a few things, I don't no longer need them on the circle." a strange device that looked like vacuum cleaner then started working and causing the Sin curses to leave the those cursed from their bodies leaving them disoriented with Envy was green, gluttony was orange, Greed was yellow and Sloth light blue as the energies left their bodies went outdoor and got stuck in the ritualistic circle.

"It's sentient energy so I just extracted them like any form of energy." the de-cursed people who were disoriented by feeling their energy sucked fell and groaned.

All the humans of the group look dumbfounded at Zim.

"You couldn't do THAT before the whole time!?" Dib nearly shrieked at the green bug who simply shrugged.
"Where's the fun in that if it means tormenting you further?" He gave a smug smile that oddly looked like a possum.

Dib looked like he was gonna suffer an aneurysm as he silently gasped with a mix of emotions passing his face in a blink as he finally uttered "You…jerk." increase the smugness that was radiating from him.

But then Dipper realized something.

"But where's Pride?"

"Yessss…." They heard the throaty voice of Zim as his smile turned into a visible sinister grin with his sharp teeths visible, they looked back and saw his head toward the glad until his head come up with an audible snap of a zombie with her wig and eyelids falling revealing his red bug eyes and antenna which caught Melody off guard seeing the reason why the green boy with no nose or ears was weird "Zim feels invincible…" he said with no intensity or bravado that he usually does, but an eerie contentedness while his body was glowing with violet lines of Pride and since he finally managed to unlock the handcuffs and got himself free from it which give Dib the chance to back away with others.

Then, two spider bot legs came out if his pak and stood up which then followed by many many tools coming out of his pak; two more spider bots up in the air, a communicator, a multi-missile launcher with multiple missiles, thrusters, two blasters, microscope, clawed arms, robotic tendrils that moved and fluctuate as they were up in a menacingly display, a chainsaw, laser cutter, an organ harvesting device, a flamethrower that shot flames, sharp weapons, shield generator and more and more things came out of the pak as Zim stood up on his spider bots like he was ascending up to another plane of existence.

As they stared in terrified awe of seeing so many weapons and limbs coming out of the Pak with Melody getting between the alien Invader and the kids, Dib's scientific curiosity made him ask.

"Uuuh, how does he pack so much?"

"I!" The two higher up spider bots hit the ground with an audible crack of the earth making them stagger backward.

"AM!" The two blasters glowed up toward the sky.

"ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!" The Blasters fired magenta toward the ceiling shooting holes while he shouted victoriously, said victory stopped when a ham thrown at his head causing him to lose conscious by a returned Gaz who scoffed "Whiner."

"...Where did you even get a ham?" Dipper's question was left unanswered as he and the gang heard the unmistaken voice of Wendy howling in utter dismay.

"WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A DIAPER!?!?"

Melody winced at that "Yeah…I had to resort to desperate measures to make sure she wouldn't mess herself up being so slothy."

These were indeed interesting times.