In the chapter "The one with 5 steaks and an eggplant" the friends began a discussion about the different economic capacities of each one, a debate that was overshadowed the next day by unexpected bad news. But what would have happened if the discussion generated by the invitation to the concert had continued to turn into a big fight. I suggest you find out.

I hope you catches them, and that you tell me his opinions, through them I know if I'm on the right path.

Remember English is not my native language, I hope the translation is correct, check it, but

sometimes I miss some incorrect personal pronouns for the phrase, sorry.

I reiterate, I do not own the characters of Friends I only rely on them for the pure pleasure of writing stories without any economic interest, and Monica and Chandler they inspire me

Chapter 1

It had all started when Rachel, Phoebe and Joey were resenting the burden that, on their poor finances, was caused by the expenses that the other three proposed when it came to an outing to celebrate any event. This time they had to celebrate Monica's promotion, for example she said about going to dinner at a nice place, moments before Chandler had appeared telling them how much each of them had to put towards Ross's next birthday, a cake, a dinner, and the tickets to attend the concert of one of Ross's favorite bands.

During Monica's dinner, the three poor friends barely ate since they chose the cheapest dishes, when the distribution of the bill arrived, right there, it all began. Although Rachel had asked them not to say anything, Phoebe and Joey couldn't help it and told them about their inability to continue with these expenses since their income was much lower than that of the others.

Monica, Ross and Chandler felt bad and guilty about the situation they had inadvertently caused their friends, and decided to do something about it.

A restaurant supplier had given Monica 5 prime beef steaks, and she bought an Eggplant for Phoebe, she would make a good dinner to celebrate Ross's birthday. In addition, she, Ross and Chandler had purchased the 6 tickets for the concert at their own expense. - This way they would share the outing with their friends.

This gift, far from being well received by the other three friends, led to a huge fight, a battle between everyone that began with Rachel saying:

"You are making us feel shit"

Phoebe continued "I won't go, you are humiliating us."

Joey turned to Phoebe and told Chandler, "You're always telling me that you make more money, that you're smarter than me. Your apparent help is nothing more than to show me that you are more than me, an Italian without studies or luck" making a face of disgust.

Chandler was furious, he never had that intention, on the contrary, his help was genuine. "You three of you are idiots, the only thing we wanted was to share a good time together, it's not my fault if you earn less, we work a lot and that's why we have better salaries."

"What do you mean, we don't work hard. The idiot is you always making yourself the victim of the supposed shit that you say was childhood, you have us fed up with this cartoon" Phoebe intervened.

"It's not a comic book," Chandler shouted, raising his arms.

"My childhood was shit too and I'm not crying in corners all the time," Phoebe said.

"That's not true," said Monica, obviously furious and loudly. "Chandler has tired us out with his comics, but you are also crying in the corners and you make excuses for everything you do wrong for having lived on the street, you had a grandmother!" "If you lived on the street it was because you wanted to."

Chandler, with his face red, shouted at Monica, "So, for you, the only one who is supposed to know what happens, mine is a comic that makes you tired."

Ross intervened in a bad way: "Don't yell at my sister, even though she is difficult to get along with, she always had the enormous patience to listen to your complaints, "I don't have a girlfriend," "I'm going to be alone." "my parents don't love me"

Monica now yelled at her brother, "First, I'm not difficult to get along with, second, maybe I'm a little demanding, but you were a mommy's boy all your life, a boring idiot who led Carol to be a lesbian and your only friend was a Monkey." "And thirdly, I don't need you to defend me from that idiot Chandler, I can do it alone."

"HaHaha, you're not difficult to carry, I'm the one who lives with you and I know how heavy and unbearable you are," Rachel said defiantly and mockingly.

"Yes, I totally agree with Rachel, you are the most controlling and crazy person I know, that's why I ran away from this house years ago," said Phoebe, pointing at her with her index finger and with a contemptuous gesture.

"It's true, Monica, you have us all tired with your excessive demands," Joey added. "If I drop a crumb, you make a fuss and don't stop until I pick it up."

"Well Monica, we all know that you have a trauma with cleanliness and order, you should go to a psychiatrist, if you continue like this you will never find a man who wants to live with you" Chandler said sarcastically.

"You're telling me I'm crazy," Monica shouted at Chandler. "You're a sad clown, with your bad jokes, your fears, your phobias, your boycott of every possible relationship, I have no doubt that you'll end up alone with the only company of a snake. Just like Heckles." and she made the cuffs gesture

"If he doesn't have a girlfriend, it's not because of his phobias but because he's gay," Phoebe scolded Chandler.

"I'm sorry to tell you that your compass is broken, I'm not gay and if I were I would never have hidden it, simply because I wouldn't want to live hidden and feeling unhappy like my father did."

"Besides, I've always liked women and fortunately I'm well equipped to satisfy them" said Chandler with emphasis

"Hahaha," said Phoebe, "I would like to see that."

"I have no problem, let's go to the bedroom and I'll show you, but Attention!!! Yes, there is a problem, you are not my type of woman, you don't turn me on" Chandler replied with disdain.

"Chandler, you're rude," Rachel yelled at him.

"Then stop messing with me, or do you think I don't know why you keep gossiping and making fun of me with that witch?" Chandler replied, looking at Phoebe.

Ross jumped, "I don't allow you to talk to Rachel like that."

"I speak to her as she deserves, and it's not my fault that it bothers you just because you've been hot on her for years," Chandler replied, looking at him severely.

"Yes, it's true, he has Chandler and I bored talking all the time about how he loves Rachel and going crazy when she fucked Paolo" Joey faced him with a mocking smile.

"That's a lie, you're idiots," Ross replied, lowering his eyes and with a red face.

Then Rachel intervened, "It doesn't matter if it's true or false, I don't care if Ross is hot on me, I would never date Monica's geeky brother."

"I don't allow you to call Ross a geek, he'll be boring, a mommy's boy, but he's not a geek, I don't allow you to say that," Monica scolded Rachel.

The reproaches, the abrasive criticisms and the screams grew for several more minutes, until Monica ran to her room, closing the door with a loud bang, Rachel did the same, and Phoebe left shouting that she hated them all, she would never return to them. "Let's see and when the revolution came I would kill you all."

Ross came running out, red in the face, making the cuffs gestures at everyone and saying, everyone, "fuck off".

Joey went to apartment 19, closing the door to his room while he shouted "I'm not staying another minute in that house."

Chandler shouted back, "It seems perfect to me, because I'm going to cancel the rent and go somewhere where people are more normal."

"Anyone is more normal than you, even Ross's monkey," Joey shouted.

Chandler entered his room and lay down on his bed, the fight had been the same as the one his parents had, he had to flee from those people as soon as possible. -

Phoebe obviously went to her house.

Joey packed his bags and went to his parents' house, leaving a note telling Chandler that the next day he would send for the rest of his things.

Rachel did the same, she put some of her clothes in a bag, and from the door she shouted to Monica, "I'm leaving, now you can have the perfect house, but not a single friend, much less a boyfriend. "Tomorrow I will send for my things."

Chandler went with his clothes to a hotel, in a couple of days he managed to rent a studio that, although it was somewhat expensive, was ready to be occupied, he removed the rest of his things and canceled the rent.

Ross went to his apartment with the firm promise of never seeing any of them again, not even Monica, she was dead to him, he would never forgive her for saying that Carol became a lesbian because he is boring.

There was no more gang … only 5 steaks and an eggplant remained.