(Earth)
Karen Starr was bored as she had done all the work that was needed of her for the week, years ago she appeared on this earth and had to rebuild her life from scratch, she worked alongside the Justice League still committed to her life as a hero as Power Girl.
Karen looked at a photo of her and a spikey haired blonde, she didn't think much of him at first as in reality, he acted like a clown, she didn't think he was a big deal till he beat her in a fight with minimal effort.
The fight started out as a simple thing on how to handle a villain attacking in the hero's home turf as she had come to NY and it was Naruto's or rather Sage's home turf and her cocky attitude got the better of her and she paid the price as he moved faster than she could see and whenever she tried to land a blow on him she always missed.
Months went by and she saw more and more of him, she saw how he acted with people and how people acted with him, they adored him and unlike most people, it didn't go to his head, she saw him interact with people and children, he was oddly paternal when it came to children.
Karen pulled up the news and saw Sage was saving the day along with her counterpart Kara Zor-El, she rolled her eyes as there were differences between them, one of which was the younger girl was an obvious flirt and lacked skills when it came to the opposite sex, she flirted with Sage constantly, but he never acted on it, whether because he was an idiot or wasn't attracted to her was up for debate.
(1 hour later)
"You really need to get some game when it comes to men." Karen said to her counterpart, they often met up whenever they were in the area.
"And you have all the answers?" Kara asked her wondering what her experience was given she was so young.
Karen merely looked down at her giant chest and swayed it a bit "Pretty much yeah." she said as men gawked at her all the time and she had experience dealing with morons.
"So I gotta ask, why haven't you asked Sage out?" Kara asked as she knew about their past interactions and how he made her look like an idiot.
"He's…not what I first expected when I met him." Karen said as that was the truth.
"Oh yeah he owned you in that fight you had." Kara said with a chuckle.
"And you could do so much better?" Karen asked her curiously.
"Nope, but he trains me sometimes." Kara said seeing Karen's surprise.
"Really and how does that go?" Karen asked curious to how Sage could teach her counterpart.
"Well he had me learn the melting point of each metal." Kara said to her "And he taught me how to adapt when fighting magic." she said to her.
The magic part caught Karen's interest as magic bypassed their unique biology and made them as vulnerable as humans.
Kara explained that with her powers they were all but immune to pretty much all and needed to build a tolerance, she trained with him in a special room in the watch tower using red sun solar energy making her human like with no powers, she was thrown in the deep end forcing her to adapt.
"Ok how does that help exactly, you'd still have your powers fighting magic." Karen said to her not getting the point.
"It allows my body to properly gauge the danger being invulnerable takes that away, we dive head first into danger not caring for it, learning how to gauge it allows me to adapt more properly, since I'll know what to expect." Kara said as Naruto explained it to her and it made sense given how indestructible Kryptonians were.
Karen now saw the logic behind it 'Great he's smarter than me as well.' she thought a bit downcast at that.
"So how'd you get that picture?" Kara asked her curiously.
"It's a silly story." Karen said seeing Kara looking at her to go on "On patrol I saw Sage approaching a crying girl, her balloon popped." she said as that was low scale for a lot of heroes.
"Let me guess, he cheered her up." Kara said to her double seeing her nod.
"He turned into a few animals, flew around, did some small things with his powers and cheered her up." Karen said as that gave her a high opinion of him "And then she spotted me." she said blushing a little at how in awe the girl was with her.
Kara snorted in amusement as she listened to the story learning a photographer came on by and Naruto offered him a deal a picture of the three of them to give to the girl as a gift and he could get a picture of Sage and Power Girl, the man jumped at the deal.
"You ever wonder what it'd be like to be with someone…just as strong or stronger than you?" Karen asked her curious as to what she thought about it.
"All the damn time." Kara said to her immediately "I mean if I kiss a guy they run the risk of having their lip bruised or losing a tooth." she said as that happened once "If I could get someone who can handle all the stuff we can do, huge load off." she said as that'd be a relief "Why you thinking about taking my advice and asking out Sage?" she asked her.
"Maybe." Karen said to herself more than Kara.
"Then get in line." Kara said to her flatly seeing the look of surprise from Karen "What you don't know, he's a wet dream for a lot of the league's women Fire, Ice, Dr. Light, me, Batgirl, hell even Wonder Woman wants a piece." she said as it spoked a lot of people when the warrior woman deemed Naruto worthy of 'courting' her.
Power Girl listened and did admit many of the league's women were gorgeous, but she knew Naruto wasn't shallow.
"You do realize he's an idiot sometimes and has a heart of gold?" Kara asked her counterpart as the reason Naruto wouldn't date her was the obvious legal issue she wasn't 18 yet and neither was Batgirl so that kinda sucked when he rejected them, but he was so nice about it, both women were still attracted to him.
"Please, he's been single for this long." Karen said not at all bothered or worried.
Both were interrupted as they got messages.
'Sage just got asked out by Vixen!' was the sum of their messages.
Both looked at each other in shock.
(next day)
"Did you both seriously just invite me because neither of you can read lips?" Batgirl asked the Kryptonians as apparently they couldn't focus their hearing on a conversation in public.
"Yep." Kara and Karen said to her.
Batgirl rolled her eyes, and they watched as Naruto took Vixan out to an Italian restaurant "They're talking about fashion." she said kind of seeing it from a man's point of view on how when not engaged it was boring "Damn that looks good." she said seeing them both order some chicken parmesan and garlic bread.
Karen and Kara listened, as both Naruto and Vixen talked about small and personal things.
"We've met time travelers, is fate real?" Karen asked Kara as Naruto brought the topic up with VIxen after she told him about her ex and destiny.
"Nope." Batgirl said as she read Naruto's lips "Smart guy, he says with the present and future being changed, we're in as much control as we ever were, but no future is set in stone." she said having to agree with that.
They all soon saw a car being hijacked on the street Naruto and Vixen were having dinner and just as the three heroines were about to move red smoke enveloped the car jacker and soon he was on the floor crying his eyes out and soon threw up.
"Chilli pepper bombs." Kara said shivering as she looked at the smoke "Naruto sometimes uses those in training people with advanced senses." she said to them as she experienced it once and someone had to pour milk over her eyes, she even heard someone crap themselves in public cause of those small bombs.
'Mental note, get some of those and use them on Batman during a spar.' Batgirl thought to herself willing to go the mile to embarrass her mentor and also gain the winning hand over him.
They all looked at Naruto seeing he didn't even leave his seat.
"Vixen is impressed." Batgirl said as while a woman with powers Vixen was heavily skilled as a hero in close combat, she trained with Black Canary often a woman who went toe to toe with Batman.
They watched them finish dinner and head off.
(20 minutes later)
"This is her idea of a date?" Karen asked as they were in Wildcat's gym.
"My idea of one." Batgirl said to them as it was fun "Plus this way, you get to decide who is on top." she said seeing them blush at her joke 'With Bruce though it might not be.' she thought as Bruce slept around with many women who could challenge him in some way or form Catwoman and Talia being prime examples.
They watched as no words were exchanged as both went at it.
(1 hour later)
"I swear this is better than paper view, we could make a killing with this." Kara said as Naruto and Vixen smiled both a bit bloody.
"Maybe." Batgirl said as even she had to admit this fight was good.
They watched as Vixen asked for a draw and Naruto agreed shaking her hand in good sportsmanship.
They watched as both went home.
(1 week later)
"So how's Naruto." Batgirl asked Vixen curiously.
"Fine, I guess why?" Vixen asked her.
"Well, you've been hanging around him a lot lately." Batgirl said as Power Girl and Supergirl were calling her daily to spy on these two.
"Yeah, he's been cheering me up since that thing with John." Vixen said to her.
Batgirl tilted her head in confusion "So you're not dating?" she asked surprised by that.
Vixen laughed "No, we're not, I mean I tried, but he said I was still…raw from what happened with John." she said as it was bitter to be rejected, but at the same time it was sweet Naruto cared about her enough as a friend to respect her and still be there for her "He gave me some good advice, if someone can't appreciate what they have and focus on what they think is meant to be, then they never deserved that person, to begin with." she said as it was nice to know someone didn't just accept what could or might be and focus on the now.
"I so wish I was 18 right now." Batgirl said to herself.
"Trust me before Huntress got with the Question, she asked Naruto for a quickie." Vixen said saying a much cleaner version of what Huntress said as she was sure she offered to do it with him in the showers…in front of a crowded lunch room in the Watch Tower.
"I heard he turned her down cold." Batgirl asked her.
"That he did, but not because she was…herself." Vixen said not wanting to call Huntress a 'slut' or 'whore' "She asked him like a month ago what his type was and why he turned her down, he said he didn't have a type." she said as she like every woman on the watch tower thought that was a huge load of crap "But he told her he didn't have a connection with her, they weren't friends, they weren't coworkers, he wanted someone he understood and respected." she said as those were high standards or rather bigger standards since all the men and women that were heroes often took what they could get.
"Let me guess Huntress didn't take it to well?" Batgirl asked her.
"Actually she smiled." Vixen said shocking her "The two talked in private and ever since Huntress has been a close friend to him." she said as she honestly thought Huntress was cheating on Question for a while.
(next day)
"You know you're not 18 right?" Huntress said to Kara as she had asked her about Naruto.
Kara rolled her eyes "Yeah I know, but c'mon spill Naruto turned you down and you became like his best friend?" she asked her.
"Yeah, I was pissed, but he was honest and upfront with it." Huntress said to her "He didn't accept my…invitation because he didn't know me, he has a lot more respect for women I'll give him that." she said as men would've jumped at the chance of her offer "Plus he called me out." she said with a smile as she got Naruto alone and he saw more to her than she did at the time, at first she thought he recognized her skill and ability as a hero, but later on she understood he meant her as a person, after letting the man who killed her parents live and she was kicked out of the league, he came to see her and gave her one of his special kunai, telling her if she needed him, he'd be there, and that he always knew she was better than what others said about her.
"He's the only honest hero I know." Question said surprising the two "He makes his intentions clear and how much he trusts you, he is open with those he trusts and cares for, if there were more people like him out there, I wouldn't exist." he said to them.
"That's high praise." Supergirl said as Question was a taskmaster when it came to completely earning his trust.
"It is well earned, besides you are wasting time questioning Huntress." Question said as they looked at him "You should be looking into Naruto's ex." he said to them.
They looked at him in shock "Who'd he date!?" they asked in unison wondering which leaguer scored Naruto.
(1 hour later)
Power Girl was curious as she stood before a rather large door and soon a giant woman stood before her.
"I'm not breaking my probation." the woman said to her knowing who she was.
"Yeah, not here for that, I came here to ask you something." Power Girl said as the woman raised a brow as let her in.
"I only have big glasses." the woman said putting a cup the size of a bowl before Power Girl "So why are you here, I made my deal and paid and amnesty." she said to her.
"Yes because Naruto worked over your deal Giganta." Power Girl said having read the file unable to believe Naruto dated a villain.
"You must be pretty close if he lets you know his identity, though he rarely hides it with people he deems a friend." Giganta said with a fond smile "So why are you here has something happened to him?" she asked her deadly serious as while not a villain any longer, she'd kill anyone who harmed her favorite blonde.
"I was curious about you dating Naruto, what happened?" Power Girl asked curiously.
"I broke up with him." Giganta said drinking her Irish coffee "I mean look at me." she said before becoming more accurate pointing at her ankle monitor, it was to monitor where she went, but it had no range as she wasn't under house arrest, but it would snap if she used her power alerting the police as she was on probation for another 6 months "I didn't want to drag him through the mud or make his life harder, he does so much good and how could I be with a man I love knowing I was a hindrance to what he loved." she said bitterly as Naruto would've put up with it to be with her.
Power Girl felt she had a much clearer picture now of the man who caught her eye.
"Word of advice, take birth control, I was an ape before and he is insane in the sack." Giganta said smiling seeing her blush.
(next day)
Power Girl was busy managing her thoughts learning what she had from those who knew Naruto in a more personal and intimate fashion, and they all said nothing but praise for him.
Power Girl steeled her nerves 'Men trip over for you, not the other way around.' she thought gaining some more confidence in herself as she was going to ask out Naruto.
(1 hour later)
Power Girl smiled seeing Naruto all alone on a rooftop, she landed and greeted him "Are you busy Friday?" she asked him curiously.
"Not at all why?" Naruto asked her.
"Because I want to ask you out." Power Girl said taking a leap of faith.
"Sure I don't have plans." Naruto said nonchalantly which was a small jab to Power Girl's pride thinking he'd be more ecstatic.
(with Giganta)
'Thank god that bitch didn't come here today.' Giganta thought opening her door letting a mailwoman inside and soon the mailwoman was covered in purple smoke "Hello Tala." she said simply.
"Why did you call me Giganta?" Tala asked as they never got along when they competed for Grodd's 'love'.
"I need you to make me…normal size, but I still want my powers." Giganta said to her as she was sentimental not crazy enough to abandon her powers 'Plus Naruto liked me big.' she thought blushing as even with the size difference Naruto never failed to please her.
Tala raised a brow as that was a rather simple request "And why should I care or do this?" she asked her.
"Because I want to make Naruto happy." Giganta said to her.
Tala winced as Naruto had treated her like family, she hated that she never met him under more…appropriate circumstances, but she enjoyed the bond none the less "Fine." she said to her as if it was for Naruto she'd put up with a lot, Giganta soon began to shrink, soon becoming 5'11 in height.
"Perfect, now I can steal him from that blonde bitch." Giganta said happily.
Tala raised a brow as she had seen Naruto with women, when women got jealous and tried to intervene, they often became enthralled and joined Naruto and the woman they tried to steal him from in bed, it happened to Fire when Naruto dated Ice, to Sugar when Naruto dated Spice, many women had joined Naruto's bed always satisfied in the end.
