Disclaimer: I don't own Gravity Falls
It was no secret that Abel Gleeful was a Playboy.
Girl ? Boy ? Didn't matter . If they were around his age , then he would flirt and charm the person until they were a stuttering mess . If they was interested , he would pursue them further. Soon enough they were ready to hand over their heart ( and then some ) . Abel would bask in satisfaction , then move on, crushing the lovesick fool's heart under his heels .
That is , that's how it was before Gala Pines and Pacific Northwest arrived at the mystery shack .
Gala Pines .
He stared from across the diner , the Pines and the single Northwest were eating lunch .
He only ever visited the hovel to flirt with his targets for the day . Today was no exception .
When she first arrived in the diner , he made sure she noticed him , winking and flashing her a megawatt smile that would have made anyone else swoon on the spot .
She then asked to switch to the inside of the booth .
She had ordered pancakes and had gotten syrup and powdered sugar all over her face .He unconsciously sighed .
Dipper rolled her eyes .
"Pathetic .Seems like you're the lovesick fool ."
To her surprise , he didn't deny it .
She frowned . His obsession with the girl was a new record , over a week .
Was it a matter of wanting what he couldn't have ?
She stirred her straw .
Yes , that must have been it . What other reason would there be ?
"I'm honestly surprised you didn't go after the Northwest by now ." She took a sip of coffee .
" Why would I ?" He asked , never tearing his eyes from the angel on the opposite end of the diner.
" You've met him too , so why aren't you going after him? I mean , he's …" She stopped herself .
Abel's eyes snapped to her , his grin turning from that of admiration to that of a Cheshire Cat .
" He's what ?"
She sniffed , regretting saying anything.
He nudged her , eyes twinkling.
" I see ."
" Wipe that smug look off of your face , Abel ."
He put his hands up in surrender .
"Don't worry , your secret's safe with me . You don't have to worry about me making a pass at Northwest either ."
His eyes turned back to the angelic girl , eyes melting on contact .
Because my heart's already occupied .
AN: Gala's turning him into an absolute sap . Still pondering over the characterization of these guys , especially GB! Gideon .His character really isn't covered a lot in most RF stories .Wish me luck for finding inspiration , and I would appreciate prompts , both romantic and for the adventures and supernatural occurrences of Gravity Falls .