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AN: This chapter is brought to you a little faster by reviewer c0c0cat . Thank you for your support !
" I need you to teach me how to get boys!" Gala burst out , cheeks already on fire .
" You what ?" Abel stared , unable to process her words .
She huffed , collapsing on the plush sofa . The impact caused his teacup to rattle .
She's so cute when she's flustered .
But now was no time to get sidetracked .
When she had asked to visit the Gleeful Manner , he had nearly leaped for joy . He had put on his best outfit and had Will put out the best teacups , ready to receive the love confession he had craved ever since he laid eyes on Gala Pines .
He didn't expect this .
" I'm getting over this crush .."
Abel began to fume but stayed silent .
" I want to get over him , and we're going on a road trip soon . Someone suggested I get over him by talking to other guys , and on the road -"
" You'll never see them again ."
He had done the same thing pretty much every time he traveled out of Gravity Falls . But that was before he met Gal .
" Right . I know you'll say no and it was stupid to ask , but I have no one else to turn to -"
" I'll do it .'
She looked up to him with wide eyes . " You will ?"
He winked. " Anything for my princess .Are you available now ?"
Gal rolled her eyes but nodded .
" Excellent .What's your opening line ?"
"Uhh..Hello , I'm Gala Pines . Who-"
" Wrong !" He jabbed a finger in the air . " Your into has to hook your prey .Like this ." He tugged her hands into his . " I'm Able Gleeful , but you can call me the boy of your dreams ." He winked.
She gaped at him for a few moments ...before bursting into laughter .
" What ?" Abel grew red .
" How did you ever get attract anyone with that God-awful pick-up line ?"
" I'll have you know that line has caused boys and girls from across the country to run into my arms !"
She shook her head . " No. I'm not doing that . I'll be the laughing stock of Roadkill County."
" Fine ." He moved his hands from hers to cross his arms . " We'll move on . Let's try mirroring ."
She raised a brow .
" A few years back my nerdy sister ." He nearly yelled that part over his shoulder . " Was reading a psychology book . It said that mirroring someone would make them feel connected to you . Your body language right now isn't reading confident or flirty . Mirror me . " He leaned to the side , head in his palm . He wore a soft smile .
Gal (very awkwardly ) mirrored his pose .
" Good . Now ." He began to move forward , shutting his eyes .
Just to receive a light slap to his face .
" Gal , surely you need to practice kissing . Unless you're already experienced ?"
She turned scarlet . " I'm not going to kiss anyone ! Besides -"
He listened to her rant , barely containing a smile . He hadn't expected her to reciprocate , but now he knew that she wouldn't kiss anyone else . That certainly made him feel better .
" And whether I'm experienced or not has nothing to do-"
" Okay . We'll try something else . "
She calmed considerably .
" Flattery . People eat it up. Of course , you can't go too far . There has to be a bit of truth to what you're saying . Try me ."
" But .. I don't have an idea on what to say ."
" I'll try not to be too offended by that .For example . " He resumed his previous flirty pose . " I could say you're adorable .I could also say that you're smart and curious . Your thirst for adventure is contagious , and you can be brave when the time calls for it ."
She froze , not knowing what to say . " Well , I guess I can say you're... confident , far more than me . You can be kinda brave yourself . I guess …" Her eyes roamed the room . " I can get why everyone falls for you . Oh , and you have pretty eyes!"
His confidence slipped between his fingers and his full face was lit on fire .
Gal swung her legs obliviously "How was that?"
" Not bad ." He choked . Of course , he probably had a skewed perception of her , but what did that matter ?
Gal eyed her watch . " I need to go .Thanks Abel ! "
" My pleasure.I'll see you out ."
Abel watched her walk away from the mansion . His plan had worked somewhat . No kissing was planned , she thought his number one pick up line was ridiculous , and they had seceded in having a full conversation . She even came to him of her own will !
He sighed wistfully . Unfortunately , she didn't fall in love with him . He had only fallen harder .
" And you call me the nerd ."
He jumped and sharply turned to his sister . " How long were you standing there ?"
" Long enough . Geez , I didn't realize you were still using that line . Didn't you come up with that when we were ten ? What's next , the " Yes-Defiantly-Absolutely " gag again ?"
" Shut up ! Like you're so smooth with Northwest !"
" I don't need to be smooth ! He's an obstacle to journal three and nothing more ! Besides , I'm ten times smoother than you !
" Oh , right ! You stare at him like the creep you are and then -"
" Like you don't do the same thing !"
Will sighed , collecting the shards of the tea set . It was a shame , it was brand-new and imported . He rose to collect the various knives that were stuck in various objects around the room .
Honestly , it was hard to believe he was the only demon in the house .
AN: Abel's such a hopeless sap . The Gleeful twins have completely different sides to them that are only known to Will . Some are terrifying , and others..not so much . Was this chapter okay ? I don't feel 100% satisfied with it . I love Will by the way , and he's going to make plenty of appearances in future chapters .
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