WARNING: THIS ENTIRE FANFICTION IS A MASSIVE TROLL BASED OFF OF DRAGON BIBLICAL Z: THE BOOK OF TRUNKS, WHICH HAS SINCE BEEN DELETED. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, THIS IS JUST SATIRICAL HUMOR, SO PLEASE DON'T CUT MY BALLS OFF.

Goku has just defeated Piccolo in the 23rd world martial arts tournament. Little does he know that he'll soon be the father of the world's greatest time travel hero, Trunks. After defeating Piccolo, Goku was approached by his friends Krillin, Roshi and Bulma. Krillin happily said,

"Come on, Goku! Now that Piccolo's defeated, let's go get blackout drunk to celebrate!"

Goku didn't know what that word meant, but replied,

"Ok, I guess."

However, an irate Chi-Chi then came up to them and yelled,

"GOKU CAN'T GET DRUNK, WE HAVE TO GO GET MARRIED!!!"

Bulma told Goku,

"Don't listen to this ugly bitch! Let's go and have some fun!"

Goku eagerly agreed and ran off with the others, leaving Chi-Chi to scream angrily. Once the quartet arrived at the bar, they quickly began drinking a lot. During this time, Bulma asked Goku to go to the bathroom with her. Goku agreed, and when they arrived, Bulma told him,

"Goku. I've always loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to be yours forever. Do you want to…you know….?"

Goku smirked seductively and said,

"I thought you'd never ask."

Goku and Bulma then passionately kissed and had hot sex for the next few hours. Once they were done, they left the bathroom and flew away once the party was over. And so, the 2 would get married soon after.

5 years later, Krillin and Roshi were sitting at Kame House waiting for Goku and Bulma, they were preparing for a reunion, but the 2 were running late. Krillin asked his master,

"Do you think I should call them?"

However, before Roshi could respond, the door opened, and standing behind it were Goku, Bulma, and a young 4 year old with purple tinted black hair. Bulma greeted Krillin and Roshi, telling the 2,

"It's been too long!"

They all got to exchanging pleasantries, and Roshi asked,

"So who's the tyke?"

Bulma responded,

"Oh, this is Trunks, me and Goku's son. Say hello, Trunks."

"Hello."

Krillin and Roshi were both shocked to learn that Goku had a son, but quickly took a liking to the kid. Goku was glad to see his old friends again. However, before he could ask Krillin for a spar, the 2's eyes suddenly widened as their heads darted to the open door. Bulma asked the 2,

"What's wrong?"

Goku replied,

"A strong power's headed this way! But it doesn't feel evil…"

The 4 all ran out of the house, and in front of them landed a young man. He was clad in a mantle and tassels and had long purple-black hair and a beard. He also wore a cross o n his neck, and his blue eyes seemed familiar to Goku and Bulma. The cloaked youth smiled and said,

"Dad, it is an honor to finally meet you. The Lord prophesied this moment."

Goku cocked his head to the side in confusion and asked,

"First, did you say dad? And second, what lord?"

The man smiled. His father was as foolish as his mother said so long ago. He told him,

"I'll tell you the latter first. I am a servant of the one and only true God and his son Jesus Christ, who gave his life on the cross for our sins."

Goku had no idea what the man was talking about since his Grandpa Gohan hadn't been a Christian, so Goku had never been taught it. The man from the future then continued by saying,

"But before that, I was Trunks Briefs, your son from 20 years in the future."

Everyone's eyes bulged in shock, and Bulma stammered,

"Y-you're Trunks…from the future?!"

The newly revealed Future Trunks smiled at his mother and told her,

"Yes mother, I am. It is good to see you again."

He then looked at his younger self, who was hiding behind his mother's leg. Future Trunks smiled, knelt down and told his younger self,

"Jesus once said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these." Come here, little guy."

For some reason the younger Trunks felt like he could trust this man, so he walked up to him and let him pick him up. Future Trunks then happily began lifting the boy up and down, playing with him in a similar way to how his father played with him. The younger Trunks began to laugh, and everyone smiled at this heartwarming scene.

The future Trunks then put his younger self on his shoulder and said,

"I didn't just come here for a social visit, father. You see, you're a saiyan, a member of a warrior race that in my timeline was nearly destroyed by a tyrant named Frieza. You manage to defeat him a little under 2 years from now, but 4 years after that, you die of an incurable heart disease, and 6 months after that, Androids created by a Red Ribbon Army scientist named Dr Gero attack."

Goku was shocked, exclaiming,

"The Red Ribbon Army?! And…I'm an alien?"

Trunks nodded and continued,

"Dr Gero was the only survivor of your attack on the base in your youth, and he vowed to get his revenge. However, his androids killed him first, and began destroying the Earth. The Z fighters of my time all fell one by one. First Piccolo, then Yamcha, then Tien…even Chiaotzu. And so the androids, who only lived for destruction and slaughter, remained."

Krillin asked,

"Wh-what happened to me?"

Trunks shot Krillin a death glare. In his timeline, Krillin had become the president of the United States and a tyrant. He showed them all a poster of the future Krillin, who was wearing orange facepaint and a business suit, and the poster said,

'Build a wall to block out those damn Christians and Androids!'

The Half-saiyan from the future then told Goku,

"The only way we can triumph is through training and the power of God."

Krillin piped up again by saying,

"Actually, I'm a buddhist."

Trunks gritted his teeth, saying,

"That's even worse. The Budda is an evil demon and false God, and only the true God should claim deity-hood."

He looked to Goku and said,

"Father, you know what to do."

Goku nodded and fired an energy blast at Krillin, killing him. Bulma and Roshi weren't saddened by this as they didn't like Krillin anyway. He was a loser after all. Trunks then counted his story, telling them,

"Bulma and my stepfather Vegeta took care of me for years, and they even had a daughter named Bra. but one day the androids found capsule corp, and Vegeta sacrificed himself to save me. I managed to escape in a time machine Bulma had built, but…"

In a blue flash of light, Trunks's time machine, a yellow ship with the word Hope written on it, appeared in a beautiful garden. He opened the hatch and looked around in shock, saying,

"Wow, this place is beautiful."

He at this point had his black hair up in spikes and was wearing black pants with a belt and a blue jacket overtop of a recreation of the top half of Goku's gi. He also wore the same cross he wore in the present day. Trunks quickly hopped out of the time machine and was approached by a man wearing rags, who looked at the future warrior curiously and asked him,

"Greetings, my name is Adam. Are you a creation of God too?"

Before he could reply, Trunks suddenly heard a booming voice from above say,

"Trunks, you have broken a sacred rule of the universe by time traveling, so I brought you to this time to be punished."

Trunks, immediately realizing what he had done, got on his knees and said,

"Please forgive me, Lord! I only wanted to save my world by giving my father medicine for his Heart Virus!"

God, being omnipresent, could sense that Trunks was telling the truth, and so decided,

"I will destroy your time machine, and you will remain in this era. I will make you eternally young, and you will help guide the descendents of Adam and Eve until your era arrives. They have already eaten the forbidden fruit, but you can guide the rest on the right path."

Trunks bowed and said,

"Thank you, holy father. I will do my best."

Trunks's time machine then exploded behind him, with Adam being blown back by the blast. Trunks got up and worriedly asked,

"Are you ok?!"

Adam did the same and replied,

"Yes. Now we must go. My wife is waiting."

Trunks and Adam then walked off. Trunks was sad that he would have to wait millenia to see his family again, but knew that it would be worth it in the end. So until then, he faced his god-given destiny with pride.

'This is my story…'

Power Levels

Goku (23rd tournament weighted): 290

Chi-Chi: 130

Krillin (23rd tournament): 180

Master Roshi: 139

Goku (5 years later weighted): 350 (Bulma let him train more than Chi-Chi did)

Krillin (5 years later): 206

Present Trunks: 1.2

Future Trunks (Present suppressed): 1200

Future Trunks (Arrival in the past): 5,250,000

Adam: 5

God: Infinite