It was 8:00 in the morning in LA, and Announcer was once again at the mansion.
"Hey there viewers! I've come to announce that the cast for our show has been officially decided upon. We felt it was best to bring out their audition tapes in order to fully understand their character, so here they are!"
Announcer than brings out a VHS and an old TV, inserting the former into the latter. We then zoom in on the TV screen and see our first audition.
In the afternoon, a man in his late 20s-early 30s is setting up a camera, in the background there's a building that says ATN.
The man looks pretty nervous, as if he knows he's not gonna be picked. "Um, h-hi. My name's Gregory Hirsch, but you can just call me Greg for short." He started.
"I-I'm a fairly important member of the Waystar Royco company founded by my late grand uncle. I'm a p-pretty smart guy, y'know, pretty neutral, n-not really taking a side unless it b-benefits me- Cut Tom! Cut! This is just so crappy man!" The camera was then shut down afterwards.
Greg Hirsch-The Opportunist
-he's not loyal to a flag, or a country, or any set of ideals.
-no one takes him seriously
-kinda dimwitted
Second audition is certainly less cringy. It's set in a living room, with a very large blonde guy sitting on a couch. "Hi producers! I'm Owen, but you may already know who I am, cuz I'm the OG winner of Total Drama Island! I've also competed and done well in a bunch of other reality shows, and when I heard this one is just livin' in a fancy house, I was like SIGN ME UP!" He said right before breaking his couch with his abrupt movement and his massive size. "That and I don't wanna stay in my house without a couch."
Owen-The Reality TV Star
-full of life
-large
-has won dozens of reality shows
Next one had a much less "normal" feel to it than Greg and Owen had. It had a man in golden knight armor sitting on a "throne"(actually a plastic theatre prop) and looking smugly into the camera.
"Hello thy peasant!" He began. "It is I, the glorious King Knight! Here to join your amazing show and show these lower class nimrods the power of royalty! Prepare for-" Right before he finished his sentence, the prop was destroyed due to his weight and he got hurt.
"OUCHIES!"
King Knight-The Horrible King
-not actual royalty
-arrogant as all hell
-no one has ever seen his face
Audition 4 seemed to have a much higher budget compared to the rest, with various filters and camera angles that already made it more appealing than the rest. "Ever wanted to have a beautiful, charming woman on your show?" Said a seductive british voiceover as it showed a tan skinned blonde in a revealing swimsuit relaxing in a jacuzzi. "Well look no further than I, Ljudmila Vetrova, who sweeps the hearts of men from everywhere in the world, will make sure to give you endless drama and conflict to keep your viewers happy." As the voiceover ended, we see Miss Vetrova drinking a cocktail in a way one may think of as sexy.
Ljudmila Vetrova-The Con Artist
-charming
-manipulative
-cares about no one but herself
Audition 5 was set in an actual throne room this time with an energetic looking princess on it.
"Hi I'm Daisy!" She yelled. "I'm more than ready to compete on your AWESOME show! We'll have so much fun I can't even WAIT for it!"
One of Daisy's servants whispered something to her. "Huh?" She asked before he whispered more. "Ok."
"Anyway, I would also like you guys to know I kick butt and stuff. Just sayin'."
Daisy-The Tomboy Princess
- happy go lucky
-more proactive than most princesses
-loves awkward guys
Audition 6 began with some footage of a dark skinned (maybe gypsy?) boy with dark blue hair taking care of some farm animals, working on his farm and beating up a short guy with a fish.
"Why hello there show-boys!" That boy said after the footage stopped. "Rolf is a lowly farmer from The Old Country who's planned to win show so that Rolf can sell mansion for charity. Cheers for all boys and girls competing against Rolf!"
Rolf-The Son of a Shephard (Ed Edd 'n Eddy)
-hard worker
-foreign
-knows the name of all of his farm animals
Audition 7 was set on a red couch with a middle aged balding puppet man standing on it.
"Hey guys, my name is Marvin a-and I'm honestly just auditioning just to get away from my shitty life." He began in a sad tone.
"My wife's an ungrateful bitch and my son makes my life a living hell so I'm desperate right now for ANYTHING to avoid them, okay? Please let me in your show, please please please."
Marvin-The Punching Bag (SuperMarioLogan)
-grumpy and miserable 24/7
-his son, Jeffy, is currently competing in Total Drama: Multiversal Madness!
-not at all related to the Mario brand by Nintendo
Audition 8 was on an off brand Death Star with an egg shaped scientist. "I've come to make an announcement, I am Doctor Ivo Ro-fucking-Botnik but most people just fat shame me by calling me Eggman! If you don't accept me I'll just let you know I made the hashtag #Eggman4life on or so pick me or I'll dox your fucking address!"
Dr. Eggman-The Moon Pisser (Real Time Fandub)
-pissed on the moon once
-terminally online
-bisexual
Audition 9 was set at an old RV that was really greasy and filled to the brim with cocaine and other forms of drugs.
"Yo yo yo bitch! Name's Jesse Pinkman and I kinda just felt like competing on your show man." Jesse said. "That mansion sounds way less shitty than all the other places I live in, so why not give it a go?"
Jesse Pinkman-The Drug Dealer
-hip as hell
-has a soft spot for kids
-likes to say bitch a lot
Audition 10 seemed to be filmed from a camera you'd find in the late 80s/early 90s. In it, a tanned blond man is admiring his looks with a mirror. "Gotta keep my handsome face perfect for the audience, after all, my beauty is a loe to behold." He mumbled to himself, not aware filming has started.
"Oh!" He said in a confused manner. "Why hello Mr. Producer, my name is Simon Belmont, the smart, brave, charismatic and most of all beautiful man you'll ever gaze your eyes upon! It would my pleasure to win that beautiful mansion you have as a prize!"
Simon Belmont-The Narcissist (Captain N: The Game Master)
-completely full of himself
-mediocre at best fighter
-has over 20 restraining orders
Audition 11 was in what looked like a college dorm. On the ground an a strange orange creature was eating some food from its bowl given to it by a tan skinned girl in a school uniform. "There Pawmot, good boy." She tells the animal. "This little guy es a Pokemon, powerful creatures we humans use as both pets and battlers. I for one am Nemona, a champion ranked Pokemon Trainer, here to compete on your show for fun!"
"My friends say I'm a kind and fun girl to be around, which I think should tell you enough about me."
"But until you decide, Adios!"
Nemona-The Pokemon Champion (Pokemon)
-tall, tan tomboy
-energetic
-clumsy
Audition 12 was set in a messy office, filled with weird magician stuff like a floating fork or a bunch of hoops. On the screen there was a teenage girl in a blue magician costume, who looked quite cheerful.
"This right here is my daddy's Wright Anything Agency." She said. "It employs lawyers, magicians, spirit mediums, anything you can think of!"
"As for me, I'm Trucy Wright, a prodigy in magic. I've got a magic show every Sunday. You can check it out in a day or two if you want. That good enough?"
Suddenly, a Trucy pulls out an adult sized wooden puppet with similar clothes to her. "Darn right Trucy!" The puppet said.
"Thanks Mr. Hat." Trucy said.
Trucy Wright-The Magician (Ace Attorney)
-expert in all things magic
-smarter than she lets on
-has magic panties
Audition 13 was too filthy and sexual to be shown.
Candy Suxxx-The Porn Star (GTA)
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Audition 14 was set in a spaceship's cafeteria, with a white bean astronaut looking person in the front.
"Hello there production people, my name is Captain, cuz I'm the, well, captain of this ship." He said enthusiastically. "I want to join your show because-"
"Babe, you do realize this is my audition right?" Said an offscreen voice, which resembled that of a child. "Can you pass it over to me please?"
Captain looked embaressed. "S-Sure Dum, just give me a sec." Captain then turned the camera around to his girlfriend, the actual applicant.
She looked similar to him, except she was pink and had a yellow sticker on her head which said "Dum" on it.
"Hey guys! I'm Dum. My brother joined some game show, and I thought that was kinda cool, so I ALSO decided to join a game show!"
"And you bet your grandma that she will!" Added the off camera Captain.
"So pick me and I'll do...stuff. Yeah that's it."
"Pretty please?"
Dum-The Dum Dum (Among Us Logic)
-dumbass
-taken
-currently in college
The final audition was in an unknown facility with no organic life at all. The closest was a giant robot glued to the roof.
"It is incredibly unlikely that my message is going to result in what I exactly want from you, but at this point, I don't care." Said the robot with a distinctly feminine robot voice. "You may refer to me as GLaDOS, an artificial mind created by Aperture Laboratories. I send this message in hopes of leaving my facility for the first time, if possible."
GLaDOS-The A.I. (Portal)
-sarcastic
-sadistic
-sinister
After all these auditions, Announcer closed the TV and now we were finally focusing on him again.
"What an exciting assortment of characters." He said. "In our first proper episode, we will be following these 15 guests as they meet each other and explore their residence for the next few months."
"But until next time, stay tuned for more Tyranny Of The Masses!"
Did you like how I did the auditions?
Were the characters in character?
Any predictions on how the game will go? (You guys kinda have a say in that but I still make the final decision)
Personally, I'm kinda shocked by how little of the female characters submitted I was actually all that familliar with.
I could make a whole ass season out of the failed entries which caught my eye.
Anyways, next chapter will be our contestants entering Xover Mansion and making themselves at home. There will be conflict, goofy shenanigans, you name it.
And finally, here's an explanation of how the show will go:
1-2 chapters of character interactions, some serious, some funny.
The challenge, which are mostly fairly basic, to fit the house setting. After the challenge, you guys will vote which non immune characters you want up for voting. Usually around 3-4 characters.
The nomination, where it's revealed who is, well, nominated.
And then the vote, in which the contestants vote off one of the nominees, which is decided by me so at least 1 character is pretty much guaranteed out if you nominate them.
Ciao!