Tyranny Of The Masses! Chapter 3: Day 0: Arrival, a X-overs + Total Drama series Crossover fanfic

At Xover Mansion stood Announcer once again. "Welcome back viewers to Tyranny Of The Masses! Today's the day our guests enter it for he very first time! In fact, here they are now!"

We cut to a yellow bus rapidly approaching Xover Mansion. It had exactly 8 seats, one for the driver and the rest all had 2 people in them. These 14 contestants were starting to interact one by one.

The first were Marvin and Daisy, the former looking nervous as usual and the second excited.

"Man I'm so excited to be here!" Daisy said.

"Hey." Said Marvin. "Is it just me, or do you look like both my wife and my ex?"

"Hmmm." Daisy thought. "Do these lovers of yours happen to be called Peach and Rosalina?"

"Oh." Marvin replied. "L-Let's change the topic. Do you have any reason to be here?"

"Mostly just for the fun of it." Daisy replied. "I've already got a castle and everything, so I don't need this mansion at all!"

"A-As for me, well, my life sucks." Began Marvin. "My son's an ungrateful, violent and vulgar brat, and my wife keeps enabling him a-and also gets mad at me for "cheating" on her all the time. So any time away from them is like paradise to me!"

"Darn, it must be quite tough for you." Daisy said in a schocked tone. "But it's ok, I'm sure they'll come around eventually."

"My son's a legal adult yet he's still acting like a toddler." Marvin said bluntly. "He's unfixable."

"How bad can he possibly be?" Daisy asked.

"Well there was that one time..." Began Marvin before we move on from him and Daisy to another duo.

That being Dum and Simon Belmont, the former looking like a kid in a candy store and the latter checking his face with his mirror.

"Say young one." Simon began with a flirty tone. "Would you like to be vanquished with this here whip of mine, hmmm?"

"Oh, I'm actually taken, so, no." Dum replied.

"Come on, he can't be that handsome for you to keep him around!"

"I don't like the idea that you must be better than my boyfriend even though you've never even met him in your life."

"But I am!"

"No you're not."

"Whatever." Simon said, ending the conversation. "There's prettier ladies out here anyways."

Next up we had Jesse and Eggman, the former eagerly awaiting his arrival, the latter looking at Twitter dot com, which he has done the entire trip.

"WOO! Yeah bitch!" The drug dealer yelled out, really emphasizing that bitch. "In a few minutes, I won't have to worry 'bout the pigs arrestin' me!"

"Ex-fucking-scuse me?" Eggman asked angrily. "Does your privileged cis white male ass not realize you used a dehumanizing, disgusting, misogynistic insult directed towards women?"

Jesse was confused by what Eggman went. "Dude, what the fuck? Do you even understand half of what you're sayin' man?"

"I don't, but since those words are popular insults on Twitter dot com, using them makes me feel socially progressive!"

"Bro, you literally tried to lecture me on insults, how much of a fuckin' hypocrite can you be, bitch?

Eggman goes red in anger. "OH YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!"

Before he can throw a bigger tantrum, Rolf somehow manages to slap him from the very opposite side of the bus. "Egg-boy be nice for once."

After slapping Eggman with his arm (don't ask how), Rolf goes back to conversing with his busmate, Nemona.

"So, Spanish-girl, can you tell Rolf more about the animals that you call "pokemon"?" He asked her.

"Oh, pokemon are like regular animals in your world, but with awesome powers!" She excitedly answered. "I've got a magician cat, and a steel worm, and a-"

"Rolf has heard enough. He can't stand this witchcraft! Give him those monstrosities THIS INSTANT!"

"Oh yeah, about that, you're gonna have to ask the staff, since they took my pokemon before I went into the bus."

Rolf's rage had suddenly subsided as he went back to his usual demeanor. "Okay then, Rolf can focus on exterminating those filthy creatures later!"

We then went to focus on Ljdumila Vetrova and Greg. Strangely, the former was only wearing a swimsuit, confusing the fuck out of Greg.

"So, miss, w-why are you wearing only that here?" He asked. "People are gonna call you a slut for sure!"

"Oh, you sweet naive little boy." Ljudmila Vetrova said.

"I'm 28."

"I can dress however I want. Isn't that a basic woman's right?"

"If you say so, cuz I got no idea about that."

The focus then once again shifted towards a different group. This duo were Trucy Wright and Owen, both really excited about the game.

"WOOOO! Yeah! We're nearin' that sweet sweet house every second baby!" Owen yelled in excitement.

"True that big guy, true that. Say, you like magic, don't cha?"

"Oh yeah, magic's pretty cool! You got a magic trick or somethin'?"

"That I do! I'll show it off in the house, 'kay?"

"'Kay!"

Finally, there were famous pornstar Candy Suxxx and King Knight sitting next to each other. They definitely talked, but I can't show what they were talking about cuz then they would break FFN guidelines.

The bus had arrived at it's intended destination, the famed Xover Mansion. The moment the door opened, things already got wild. Owen was the first to try to step out, which got him stuck due to his size. That is until King Knight dashed into him and freed the man.

"Hey! What was that for?" Owen asked.

"That, you morbidly obese peasant, was necessary for our quest for fame and fortune to truly begin! Without that mild hurt in your tummy, we would've starved, and ended this journey of ours early!"

"Could've just said you needed to push him man." Greg pointed out.

"SILENCE! No one gives thy orders but me, so spare your oxygen!"

"Guys guys, can we not fight?" Begged Nemona.

"I agree with the tan girl." Dum replied. "That's dumb, or at least dumber than me, Dum!"

After that argument, Announcer himself came out of the sky like a bird poop.

"Woah! It is the metal box object!" Rolf proclaimed. "Tell Rolf your secret you divine creature!"

"That will not be necessary." Announcer responds. "Anyway, hello everyone. You may know me as Announcer, right?"

"I guess, you're that metal box thing which appeared on TV." Marvin answered.

"Good. Welcome to Tyranny Of The Masses everyone! Today, we will be showing you guys a tour of Xover Mansion."

"Awesome!" Daisy proclaimed. "Where do we start?"

"You'll see, but for now, simply follow me on our tour."

The group of 15 guests all followed Announcer into the mansion. The entrance hall was long, but there wasn't much in it outside of a shoe case and a coat hanger, which no one bothered using anyway.

After that was the first real stop. "Everyone, this is the living room." Announcer explained. "The place you'll be at when you want to relax, have fun and talk to others."

The living room was quite big. There were at least about 3 sections of it, each identical to one another. They had: a flat screen TV, with various gaming consoles attached to it. A big red couch that would be able to hold around 7 people at once. A white, fluffy carpet. A bookshelf and some tables if you're into reading. And most of all, there was a door leading into a small, soundproofed room.

"Holy shit guys, this is so cool!" Jesse yelled out. "Yo, box dude, did ya bring some of my video games here?"

"We sure did Jesse. They're in your room, but we'll get to that later."

"YEAH BITCH!"

"Oh my fucking god, of course you're a gamer!" Eggman yelled. "That misogyny makes so much sense now!"

"Dude, chill the fuck out." Greg said.

"I for one am simply happy we've got space for fun." Nemona remarked. "I'm very excited for all the friendships we'll make on this show!"

"Feel free to dream girl." Ljudmila replied.

"Now, our next destination shall be though that door over there." Announcer said, pointing to the soundproofed area mentioned before.

Announcer then went to that door and opened it, revealing a room as small as a bathroom stall. There was nothing in it outside of a camera.

"This is the Confessional. A place where you will be able to say absolutely anything you want, some of which will be seen by everyone in the multiverse."

"Because fuck privacy am I right?" Marvin sarcastically asked. "Seriously though, what's the point of this place?"

"Mainly to explain your thoughts surrounding the game, your strategies etc., to the audience."

"The people of The Old Country used to call this ancient practice exposition!" Rolf claimed.

Owen chuckled. "Hah! You're so funny my guy!"

"Rolf is serious right about now."

"Ow, sorry then."

"No need to apologize, since fat-boy at least appreciated Rolf's culture with his laughter, rather than mocking it."

"Will it be okay if I put up a little mirror in the confessional?" Simon asked. "This gorgeous face sometimes needs itself some privacy."

"Unfortunately, Mr. Belmont, that won't be the case, as we at Tyranny Of The Masses like our confessional to be consistent in appearance."

"Come on! You really got no sympathy for a humble vampire hunter like me?"

"Um, Mr. Belmont, I would appreciate it if you would stop it with that idea and let me continue the tour?"

"Pfffffft, fine." Simon begrudgingly said.

The group all followed Announcer to another room, this time completely and utterly empty, as well as quite large.

"This here is the challenge room." Announcer, well, announced. "This room will only be accessible when there's a challenge. There's a good variety of challenges, of which the top 3 in them will have immunity from being nominated by the viewers, with the overall winner receiving their own special, personalized prize."

"Sounds kind of fun honestly." Admitted Nemona. "I love Pokemon Battles, so regular battling would likely interest me as well."

"Crushing the competition is thy reason for being here!" King Knight added. "So, this shall make me happy!"

"Woah there big guy, might wanna tone down that ego a bit." Trucy told him.

"Woah there big guy, might wanna tone down that ego a bit!" King Knight mockingly imitated in a squeaky "girl" voice.

Candy Suxxx also said some shit, but I can't reveal it cuz it's too disgusting.

"At the moment, there's not that much to see here, but I'll promise everyone the room will have completely different items every time you'll enter, ranging from simple ones like a table to full on roller coaster rides."

"Roller coasters are sooooo cool guys!" Dum exclaimed. "Me and my boyfriend went to one the other day, and the wait was so like crowded the police had mistaken it for a protest and kicked the crap out of everyone there!"

Everyone stood there, staring at Dum. That is, until Jesse broke the silence.

"Ayo, what the fuck?"

"What, did I say something wrong?"

"Just forget about it." Marvin replied.

"And that is why I am ACAB, or All Cops Are Bastards for the uneducated cis white males." Eggman ranted.

"Which is an incredibly childish and harmful world view." Added Marvin.

"Silence! You're white, you can't speak on these social issues! Miss Vetrova, since you're not white or male, how 'bout you discuss it instead?"

Ljudmila Vetrova laughed out loud at Eggman. "Oh darling, do you seriously believe everyone with a tan must be part of a singular, specific ethnicity?"

"Why yes I do." Eggman bluntly answered.

"According to page 3231 of Old Country Sayings & Traditions, this kind of behaviour is referred to as 'retarded bullshit'." Rolf explained.

"Oh you bitch ass motherfuckers! I'm gonna-" Before Eggman could finish his yelling, Announcer took out a loud megaphone to shut his annoying ass up.

"I suggest you guys start arguing after the tour, not during it."

Eggman rolled his eyes at that.

"Now we're gonna move on to our second to last visit: The Kitchen!"

"Awesome!" Owen mouthed.

It took less than a minute for the cast to get into the kitchen.

Inside, the kitchen looked fairly modern and expensive. There was one big table in the middle of the room, enough for virtually everyone to feast at the same time. There were multiple fridges, all with specific labels like "Fruit" or "Desserts". There was an oven, a stove, a grill, basically anything you ever needed to cook.

At the stove there was a middle aged tan skinned man in a chef's outfit. He was making some pancakes that, didn't look particularly good, and he was cheerfully humming to himself.

"Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm, man, it feels so good to cook me some food without Bowser ordering me around!" He said to himself. "When the show finally airs, I'll mail that stupid turtle a personal "FUCK YOU" as thanks for him wanting to have sex with me all the time!"

He then had turned his back and saw all the guests were already there. "Huh, here already? That's good, cuz I'm nearly finished with the food."

Marvin was a bit shocked at the chef. "Chef Pee Pee, did you get hired as the head chef or something?"

"Ah Marvin, fancy seeing you here. Oh and yeah, I am the head chef, in fact I'm the only damn chef in Xover Mansion! And it's fucking great!"

"Chef-boy and Marvin-boy know each other?" Rolf asked. "What a twist!"

"Yeah, he's technically the family chef. I say technically cuz me and my family live with another family whose chef is theirs."

"Sounds like quite the history, Mr. Marvin." Nemona remarks.

"And I'm quite thankful that history's behind me." Chef Pee Pee replies. "That fucker treated me like a slave, so compared to him, this is a paradise!"

"I do remember Marvin talking about you a bit, Chef Pee Pee." Daisy said. "He also remarked like a dozen times that your food's awful."

Chef Pee Pee gasped. "HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY FOOD? I can guarantee it's the quality of a 5, no, 6 star hotel!"

"Let me take a look sir." Owen said as he took a bite out of Chef Pee Pee's pancakes.

He then vomited into the sink.

"Jeez! If Owen of all people barfs from that, your food must be way bellow average at best sir!" Trucy explained.

"Whatever! You people are just being ungrateful! Go eat your 5 person mcdonalds meals alone, ASSHOLES!"

Chef Pee Pee then ran off to somewhere else.

Announcer was a bit surprised by what just happened. "That was, uh, more dramatic than expected."

"A lot more dramatic than expected." Greg corrected.

"I'd say it was perfectly dramatic!" King Knight argued.

"Good for you King Knight. Regardless, we shall press onto our final visit: The Living Quarters.

"That's great, my beautiful body needs a good rest for it's handsomeness to keep up!" Simon said.

"Same, you gorgeous man." Ljudmila replied.

"Why thank you madam!"

"I think we should go. Follow me." Announcer said.

They then all went to their living quarters. There were 15 beds, just enough for everyone. But that wasn't what they were focusing on. Instead, that happened to be...

"OH MY GOD! IS THAT AN OVERSIZED ACTION FIGURE? I ALWAYS WANTED ONE!" Dum yelled, ruining everyone's ears.

That oversized action figure happened to be GLaDOS, currently up on the ceiling, who responded to Dum's scream with a simple "Hi".

"What the hell is that bitch?" Jesse questioned.

"This is GLaDOS, the last contestant. Due to the peculiar circumstances regarding her body, she had to be transported separately here."

"It was quite an unpleasant experience, might I add."

"So this giant robot's gonna be playin' with us? Cool." Trucy muttered. "Technology's like a more complicated version of magic anyway!"

"I mean, AI's already taking over, might as well welcome our new artificial overlords." Greg replied.

"You are very funny, you organic creature." GLaDOS sarcastically said. "Hahahah!"

"See? I'm the perfect asskisser!"

"So this is gonna be where we'll sleep?" Owen asked. "Not a fan of everyone seeing me naked in the morning."

"Which is why nobody can change clothes!"

"Does that mean Rolf is going to stink?"

"Yes."

"Good thing I arrived in a swimsuit, otherwise my body's odor would've repelled all the men here." Ljudmila Vetrova added.

Marvin just shrugged. "And I already hate this place. Still better than home though."

"Now, before we end this episode, would you guys be fine with making your first confessional?"

Everyone nodded or said yes at Announcer's question.

"Good."