Content Warning: Eggman's Pee Pee and beating your meat are mentioned. Not too explicit, as no sexual acts are actually described.
Location: Living Quarters
Time of Day: 7:00
It was 7 o'clock in the morning. All 15 guests were sleeping comfortably in their beds (oh and GLaDOS was turned off, which counts as sleeping for an A.I.). That is, until a certain loud text to speech voice awoke them all.
"Attention everyone! Your first day on Tyranny Of The Masses has begun! I suggest eating your all inclusive breakfast we left for you!"
Eggman was the first to get up. "All inclusive? So long as it's including black people, I'm fucking in!" He then ran off towards breakfast.
"Breakfast is great! Let's go guys!" Owen declared as he also ran off.
"These peasants have no patience whatsoever!" King Knight complained. "I miss the days when the dumb fatties were exterminated for being weak!"
"And people wonder why we shouldn't return to the middle ages." Marvin sarcastically remarked.
"I agree with him." Daisy said. "No need to be a jerk, King Knight! I'm royalty, and you don't see me treat the lower classes like trash!"
"I treat them like trash because they are trash!"
"Why you little-"
"Can you inferior beings please shut up?!" GLados interrupted. "If you're going to argue non stop, do it when no one's listening!"
GLados's sudden comment made both Daisy and King Knight reluctantly stop fighting, for now at least.
And they're already exchanging looks on each other. Greeeeat.
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Confessional: King Knight
King Knight: Daisy Her Highness must've been brainwashed by that man's "woe is me" attitude to think he and his ilk are anything more than lazy louts!
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Confessional: Daisy
Daisy: Oh, that stupid King Knight makes me so mad! I hate him I hate him I hate him I HATE HIM!
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Confessional: Owen
Owen was taking a massive dump. He presumably did it in the confessional instead of the bathroom due to force of habit.
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Location: Kitchen
Time of Day: 7:41
It was breakfast at Xover Mansion. Everyone was eating the surprisingly well baked food. Some such as Owen were eating like pigs, while others such as Nemona were doing it more conservatively.
Then there was Candy Suxxx who was drinking from a cup in an extremely X-rated manner that I can't describe.
Oh and at the very center of the table Dum was tied to a chair by Chef Pee Pee.
"But I don't wanna eat it!" Dum yelled in desperation.
"Come on girl, broccoli is good for you!" Chef Pee Pee reassured her with the broccoli-filled spoon in his hand.
"Broccoli sucks and it looks like vomit! WHAAAAAAA!"
"Jesus Christ girl, how old are you? 5? A-Actually yeah, you're probably 5!"
"Actually I'm old enough to be in college!"
Chef Pee Pee gasped at that information and got out of the room shortly afterwards. Dum was still tied up though.
Meanwhile, for whatever reason, Eggman was really into looking at Nemona's private area. Don't ask why.
Simon was looking at Daisy with a flirty look. She just ignored him.
And finally, Trucy was sitting next to Ljudmila Vetrova, who, judging by the face she was making, surprisingly didn't seem to like her food.
"Heya Miss Vetrova, got a problem with your food?"
Ljudmila simply pointed at her plate, which had a simple little pancake, compared to everyone's more extravagant ones. "Well darling, it unfortunately seems to me like I got the short end of the stick in regards to food."
"Lemme help ya then!" Trucy then swung her magician cape at the food, making it disappear into thin air.
"Yo, how the fuck did you do that, magic girl?" Jesse asked.
"I agree with pothead-boy." Rolf added. "What kind of witch craft does she use?"
"A magician never reveals their secrets." She explained. "Especially not one of Gramarye blood, but I'll let you see the results."
Trucy then pulled out of thin air her trademark magic panties and shook them a few times, and from them came a bunch of different pancakes, some with nutella, some with honey, and let them for Ljudmila to feast on.
"And that is just one of many tricks Trucy Wright has up her sleeves!"
Most people were impressed by Trucy's magic trick and clapped for her.
"Why thank you Miss Wright, how can I ever repay you?" Ljudmila asked kindly.
"No need for that Miss Vetrova. I simply do what needs to be done!"
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Confessional: Ljudmila Vetrova
Ljudmila: Alright, so the nice and charming person facade seems to be working for now. These people seem to be as gullible as the ones on Haven Island!
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Confessional: Jesse Pinkman
Jesse: Yo, this girl's a pretty cool bitch! It's gon' be great with her around!
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Confessional: GlaDOS (not in the actual confessional room, but whatever)
GLados: Hello? Is anyone there? Anyone to talk to? Anyone who can finally move me from this confinement?!
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Location: Living Room
Time of Day: 9:11
In the living room, there was a Mario Party game going on between Jesse, Owen, Greg and Nemona. Jesse was playing as Waluigi (who honestly I can see selling drugs), Owen as Donkey Kong, Greg as Yoshi and Nemona as Daisy.
"WHOOOO! YEAH BITCH! 3 STARS HERE I COME!" Jesse yelled as he jumped around his chair in excitement.
"Jesse, you're a cheating bitch, did you know that?" Greg complained at him for being good at the game. "I-I mean, yeah! Go Jesse!"
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Confessional: Greg Hirsch
Greg: Alright Greg, keep it cool, be nice to everyone and don't say anything bad, lest you wanna get your butt out quicker than a stripper-*laughs*, nah man, that's something Roman would say!
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Owen was a bit confused by Nemona playing Daisy. "Um, how the heck can Daisy be on the TV when she's right there?" He asked as he pointed to Daisy from across the room.
"Oh Owen, it's nothing too complicated. Daisy's a video game character from another universe. In this one we're in right now, she isn't real! But she managed to transcend dimensions and come over, meaning's she technically real but simply someone else." Nemona explained to Owen in the simplest manner possible.
Owen was simply confused. "Wait, if Daisy's not real, that means everyone else here isn't real! A-and if everyone isn't real, then I'm not real as well!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Confessional: Owen
Owen: Camera! Tell me! Am I real or not?! ANSWER ME!
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Location: Living Room
Time of Day: 11:27
At that moment, Daisy went up to Marvin, who was currently sitting in a chair completely alone, trying to cheer him up a little.
"Come on Marvin, don't look so down! No reason to isolate yourself like that!"
"Can you just leave me alone for once?" Marvin asked. "I'll be out first anyway. Why even bother?"
"At least try for once you big bald head!"
Marvin shrugged "Ugh, fine. Got any suggestions?"
Daisy looks around the room for anyone nearby and spots Rolf picking his nose.
"M-Maybe that guy? I dunno..."
"Ooook." Marvin said as he went to approach Rolf.
Rolf was the one to greet him. "Oh Marvin-boy! How are you doing in this day and age?"
"Uh, alright, for me at least. I-I was just, y'know, coming in to chat. H-How's your day to day life for instance?"
"Well you see Marvin-boy, Rolf comes from The Old Country in Europe, but he and his family moved to the suburban town of Peach Creek early on his life. There, Rolf leads a life of a hard working farmer, tending to his animals and interacting with the other kids there!"
Marvin struggled to think of what to say to Rolf, as he had a fairly regular, if rather shitty life. "I-I live in Florida, with a bunch of people too, including Chef Pee Pee. T-that's it, honestly."
"Oh okay then." Rolf replied. "You seem nice, which is really all that matters!."
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Confessional: Marvin
Marvin: Ok, Rolf's a bit...strange, but he's fine!
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Location: Living Quarters
Time of Day: 13:51
At the time, GLaDOS was turned off and Ljudmila Vetrova was relaxing in her bed. She was then approached by Simon Belmont. "Why hello there you beautiful young woman! I'm Simon Belmont, pleasure's mine!"
Ljudmila was disgusted by his presence, but nonetherless decided to pretend she wasn't so she could manipulate him. "Why yes Mr. Belmont, you're a gorgeous hunk, but I'm not in the mood for kisses. Perhaps when the game ends we'll get physical?"
Simon burst in a state of happiness as he jumped around. "Yes! YES! SOMEONE FINALLY RECOGNIZES MY BEAUTY!"
Ljudmila at that point had a little smirk on her face.
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Confessional: Simon Belmont
Simon was dancing the fortnite dance right now. Yeah that's it.
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Location: Living Room
Time Of Day: 15:48
Greg was sitting at a couch alone, thinking of who to align with first. He then heard Eggman rant about some weird shit.
"HELLO! DOES ANYONE HAVE A SEX TOY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?!" He yelled.
Greg saw the perfect opportunity for an alliance and went to Eggman. "Hey man, what the hell's your problem?" He asked.
"My dick feels so FUCKING sore I feel like I'm gonna explode in cum! Help me find something to fap on NOW!"
"O-oh okay dude, lemme just...find...something." Greg looked around for anything that could work with Eggman's penis. He stopped his search when he came across the remote. Without thinking of how utterly stupid his idea was, he gave the remote for Eggman to fap on.
"Oh yes! Now a he/him man like me can pleasure himself! Now I'll tell my Twitter Dot Com followers to uncancel you!"
"I-is that a good thing or what?"
"Closest thing to good I'll do for a cis white male!"
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Confessional: Greg Hirsch
Greg: Ok, got at least one other person to kinda get along with me. 13 more to go.
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Location: Kitchen
Time Of Day: 16:25
Dum was still tied up to a chair. She had yelled for someone to come save her for many hours, and yet no one did. She calmly accepted her fate, ready to starve to death...
That is until King Knight went to get some snacks.
"Pssst, King man, can you please untie me? I've been here for HOURS and no one's bothered to help this poor girl!" She told King Knight as she was visibly sobbing with her one eye/visor.
King Knight completely ignored her, grabbed some food from the fridge and got away.
"WHYYYYYYYYYYY!"
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Confessional: King Knight
King Knight: Is it just me, or did I hear a child-like voice when I was in the kitchen? Eh, it was probably nothing.
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Location: Living Room
Time Of Day: 17:36
Nemona was getting quite uncomfortable from Eggman constantly looking at her vagina. Why he had done so is beyond her, so she decided to ask nicely.
"Uh, Mr. Eggman-
"Quit fatshaming me!"
"Uh, mister, w-why are you looking at my, um, private parts?"
"Oh stop with the teasing and just reveal your goddamn penis!"
Nemona was absolutely flab gasted at what she just heard. "Que? W-What gave the idea I have a...a dick?!"
"Look at you! You're so trans coded and shit! It would be super slay to have a latinx trans woman on the show!"
Nemona was even more confused. "I've don't understand ANYTHING that you're saying!"
"Show me the dick right now!"
Nemona punched Eggman in the stomach and ran away as fast as possible.
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Confessional: Dr. Eggman
Eggman: That futa thinks she can hide her brown dick from me?! Well it won't be for long!
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Location: Living Quarters
Time of Day:19:57
Trucy was practicing a magic trick by her bed when Simon tried to flirt with her.
"So Miss Wright, you need any partner for your little magic thingy?" He said in a flirty tone.
"Not really, it's something I can do by myself." Trucy replied. "And don't think I don't know what you're trynna accomplish sir."
"Well then, care for a kiss?"
"No."
Simon completely stopped moving, almost like he was a statue.
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Confessional: Simon Belmont
Simon: These ladies must have some hidden spell for them to not fall for me! A-At least Miss Vetrova's fine with me. That's better than nothing.
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Location: Kitchen
Time Of Day: 22:48
Dum was still tied up. By this point, she was just sleeping like a baby.
Location: ?
Time Of Day: 23:00
Announcer was watching all the contestants from the security room. He had cameras planted all around the house outside of the bathroom, and he got to his microphone and made an announcement.
"It is now 11 PM, meaning it's time to sleep! All the lights will be turned off at midnight, so it's highly recommeded that you go to The Living Quarters for a good night sleep!
Location: Living Quarters
Time of Day: 23:54
Everyone sans Dum was in The Living Quarters being ready to sleep for the night. Some were wondering about where Dum was, but just thought she slept somewhere else.
The only other thing worth noting is that Eggman was not allowed to enter, as no one wanted to hear his loud ass sexual moaning all night.
Finally, we cut back to Announcer in the security room.
"And this is the end of the first day! Tomorrow will be our first challenge, which will harken back to the first challenge in my old show! But until then, stay tuned for more Tyranny Of The Masses!"