The cast were all tired of all the shit that's been happening today, and decided to immediately go to sleep. It was a bit earlier to do that as it was 10 PM, but they deserved a good night sleep damnit. They also made sure to do one more thing before that.

"Let my asshole in!" Eggman yelled as he banged on the door of their living quarters. "I've got my Nintendo Switch in there and I can't miss this Splatfest! And also masturbate!"

We then see Jesse and Owen on the other side holding on the door to make sure Eggman doesn't enter.

"Good work boys." Ljudmila remarked to them in her usual persuasive tone, catching Jesse's attention. "Now we don't have to deal with his obnoxious moaning all night!"

Nemona agreed. "You tell me! That gonorrea is the worst person I've ever met in my life!"

"N-No problem miss." Jesse said, staring a little bit at her, uh, "assets", with Ljudmila smirking to see him fall for it hook, line and sinker.

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Confessional: Dr. Eggman

Eggman: Whatever! I'll just sleep in this place and hope my cum doesn't melt the room!

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And so, finally, they were able to sleep peacefully in their beds, no fapping from a fat social justice warrior to ruin that.

Most of them, as Owen kept getting nightmares from his potential elimination, while the other two nominees didn't really think they'd be out.


Dum was jumping around near Ljudmila Vetrova,who was awoken from her new tanning bed.

"Ljudmila! Ljudmila!" She yelled in her very high pitched voice. "The speaker box thingy woke us up and told us to go vote who to eliminate! How did you not hear that bestie?!"

"Ugh, can't you give me five more minutes? How am I supposed to have my usual beauty sleep like this?!"

"Sorry bestie, I-I just wanted to make sure you won't miss the elimination. Come on let's go!"

Dum then forcefully grabbed Ljudmila from the bed and to the elimination area.

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Confessional: Ljudmila Vetrova

Ljudmila: I've already got myself two allies, even if those two are the most annoying people I've ever met. For now, as long as I'm being nice to everybody, I won't get eliminated even if I'm nominated!

She then chuckled a bit.

Ljudmila: This mansion is as good as mine!

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Ljudmila and Dum arrived at the challenge area, where everyone (sans GLaDOS) was waiting to vote. Owen, Candy Suxxx and King Knight were all sitting on a chair. Owen was sweating profusely, Suxxx was fapping (Editor's Note: forgot to censor that) and King Knight had his arms crossed.

"So it seems everyone has arrived." Announcer says. "Besides GLaDOS, whose vote I asked for in the Living Quarters."

"Yeah yeah yeah, can we just get on with it bitch?" Jesse asked. "I'm fuckin' tired man!"

"As always, white people are impatient." Eggman fired back. "The blacks had to wait centuries for basic human rights, whilst you wiggers only needed 5 minutes!"

"Yo, can you shut the fuck up man?! You're such a dumb bitch!"

"And you're white male trash!"

Announcer pulls out his megaphone again. "Don't make me do this again. But regardless, it is time for the elimination! Today, one of Owen, Candy Suxxx and King Knight will be going home!"

King Knight gave a scowl to the other two nominees. "It seems one of these two scoundrels will leave thee show, how tragic." He sarcastically remarked.

"Hey!" Daisy yelled. "Who says you're safe Mr. Royalty?! You're on the freakin chopping block as well, you arrogant buffoon!"

Marvin grabbed Daisy to calm her down. "Calm down woman! D-Don't fight, okay?"

"Hey! What the fuck are you doing!" Eggman complained. "Let a woman girlboss that misogynist!"

"Ah, Dr. Eggman, the champion of women's rights people." Trucy snarked.

"Why that is correct! Thank you Trucy!"

"I retract what I said."

"Ignoring that." Announcer said. "It's time to vote! Now, go into the confessional one at a time and cast your decision! And maybe try to strategize with everyone else on who to vote for."

"Really?" Simon asked. "Because in that case, the women here will likely dogpile on anyone I want to vote off!"

"Cool! Any way to teach me that magic trick?" Trucy sarcastically asked.

"No idea." Announcer said. "Now get on with voting!"


It was around 30 after that. Everyone voted, and it was time to hear the results.

"Hello everyone. Now that everyone's casted their vote, it's time to see once and for all who will leave Tyranny Of The Masses! Each one of the nominess got at least 1 vote, but who exactly got the most? Find out now!"

As Announcer finished his speech, we cut to the nominees. Owen is sweating like hell as usual. Candy Suxxx said something which is too vulgar to reveal, and King Knight was just impatiently waiting for the results.

"The first vote goes to...Owen."

Owen sweats even more.

"The second vote goes to...Candy Suxxx."

[CENSORED]

"Third goes to...King Knight. 12 votes left."

King Knight looked quite surprised at his name being called, because he's a delusional narcissist, if you needed it spelled out.

"Fourth...

...King Knight."

Daisy glared at King Knight as the vote was read.

"Fifth...

...Owen."

Owen was basically frozen at this point.

"Sixth...

...King Knight. Three votes King Knight, 2 votes Owen, 1 vote Candy Suxxx."

"What utter blasphemy is this?! How could thy royal decree get a fifth of these votes?!"

"Maybe it's because you're a total jerk to everyone?" Greg answered. "Or because you smell or something?"

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Confessional: Greg Hirsch

Greg: Probably not a good idea to insult him, since there is a chance he could survive, as small as it is.

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"Seventh...

...Owen.

Eight...

...Owen

Ninth...

...Candy Suxxx"

Ljudmila smirked upon hearing Candy's name.

"Tenth...
...Owen. 3 votes King Knight, 5 votes Owen, 2 votes Candy Suxxx. With the last 5 votes, any of these 3 can go home, but which one?"

"Please be King Knight!" Daisy said.

"Eleventh...
...King Knight."

"YES!" She yelled. "In your face!"

"Not so fast, princess." King Knight replied. "We've still got 4 votes."

"Twelfth...
...Candy Suxxx.

Thirteenth...

...Candy Suxxx.

Fourteenth...

...Candy Suxxx. Both Candy and Owen are at exactly 5 votes right now, and this one vote shall determine which of the two shall leave the show."

Owen couldn't take it anymore. "C-Come on! Just get me out of here! S-Sorry everyone for what I did! I d-didn't mean to!"

Trucy tried to reassure him. "Come on Owen, don't be such a wuss! No one cares about that!"

"Regardless, the first player to leave Tyranny Of The Masses is...

...Candy Suxxx. With exactly 6 votes, it's out of the mansion with you. Owen and King Knight, for surviving this elimination, you get some slices of cake."

Owen and King Knight are then thrown their slices, thus snapping Owen out of his trance. "W-Wait, I'm not eliminated? AWESOME! WOOO! And I get some cake too!"

"As for thy, it seems the little princess couldn't quite vote me off!" King Knight bragged to Daisy, making her face red in anger.

Candy also walked out I guess, no idea what the hell she was gonna say.

"And that marks our first elimination! Dozens more to go! Who will get out next time? What alliances will be made? Will Eggman shut up for once? Right now we don't know, but until then, stay tuned for more Tyranny Of The Masses!"

Right before the episode ended, a feminine voice from outside the room was heard. "Uh, speaker guy, is it my cue or what?"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Dum asked, shocked.

"Oh that. It was meant to be a surprise, but since she had to ruin it for me, I'll have to announce it early. Everyone, give it up for our new player!"

That newbie entered the room, to everyone's shock.

"Sup'." Was all she said before the credits rolled.

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Confessional: Candy Suxxx

Candy: [CENSORED] (voted for Owen)

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Confessional: Owen

Owen: Oh man, I'm so going home! Might as well vote for myself then, then maybe the viewers will forgive me for whatever I've wronged them!

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Confessional: King Knight

King Knight: Time for that little fatty to go home!

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Confessional: Ljudmila Vetrova

Ljudmila laughed.

Ljudmila: I decided to save King Knight and convinced a few people to vote off the perverted [CENSORED]star instead. He's a vote magnet, both for the viewers and for these morons, and keeping him on for a bit would help me stay longer.

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Confessional: Simon Belmont

Simon: Whatever a lady says, I cannot refuse!

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Confessional: Daisy

Daisy: Bye King Knight! Hope to see you never!

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Confessional: Trucy Wright

Trucy: King Knight's a jerk, so I don't feel bad for voting for him. This vote is purely personal.

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Confessional: Dr. Eggman

Eggman: If Owen was an MtF transgender, I would've voted for King Kuck. But alas, since only women get fat acceptance, I should get rid of the other fat guy.

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Confessional: Greg Hirsch

Greg: So Ljudmila told me to vote off Candy. Don't wanna get on her bad side, but I also don't wanna vote someone off who can actually tolerate me, so I lied and am actually gonna vote King Knight off.

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Confessional: GLaDOS

GLaDOS: I voted for Owen. It's better if we get rid of the inferior beings first. And dear god, when can I finally leave this room?

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Confessional: Dum

Dum: Hey Player! I didn't get out first, unlike you probably! Anyway, I'll do what my bestie says and vote off the girl in a bikini.

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Confessional: Jesse Pinkman

Jesse: God, can this king guy just shut the fuck up for once?! He and Eggman are the worst!

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Confessional: Nemona

Nemona: I was told to vote off Candy, and, since I'm not particularly into sexual topics thanks to a certain person here, I obviously agreed.

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Confessional: Rolf

Rolf: Miss Slav had a great idea to vote off the weird perverted girl! Rolf is pleased!

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Confessional: Marvin

Marvin: I told Daisy I'll vote off King Knight, but Rolf told me it was better to vote off Candy. A-And Rose, if you're watching this, I promise we're just friends, h-hell, the fact that I didn't do what she wanted proves that, right?

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Great, we've finally had our first elimination.

To tell you the truth, Candy was more or less vote fodder from the moment I picked her. The only reason I did so was because I was running out of female characters, to the point I had to make a guest review to get another in because there were THAT little good options. So yeah, sorry to the 5 people who wanted more from her, I guess.

As for the new character, I won't reveal who she is now. All I'd say is that she'll get a lot of screentime next chapter. Probably not one you know of.

Ciao!