Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or One Piece.
A/N: OK a 11,046 Chapter to get past the Davey Back Arc as I know it's the least favorite Arc so far.
UPDATE! Add all three to the harem is the winner of the poll!
Beta: Memodo Shiki.
Chapter XII.
Last Time.
A Few Hours Later.
Naruto laid down on a rowboat with Shuraiya and Biera as hey talked. Shuraiya was talking about being from a shipwright island that Gasparde destroyed eight years ago leaving only a handful alive before Biera spoke. "You know, I was there as well.. I saved a little girl from the water.
"Her name is Adelle Bascùd!" He said before hearing Usopp yell. They turned to see him and a little girl wearing an orange dress with blue dots on the top who looks like Anaguma waving at them from a shore of an island. Naruto squinted his eyes as he looked at the duo. "Who the hell is that with Usopp?"
The Going Merry.
"NANI?! (What)?!" Naruto yelled as Nami explained Adelle pretended to be a boy. "She was a girl all along?" He asked as Shuraiya and Adelle sat in silence processing they're siblings. Later, they came up to the real end goal for the race before a fleet of Marie ships stood in their way.
They fled having Shuraiya, Adelle, and Biera leave on the boat before Zoro looked to see Nami was depressed. "This is a surprise." He said getting her to glance his way. "Nani. (What):?" She asked getting him to smile. "The prize money. You Just passed up 300 million berry prize."
"It couldn't be helped... We had no choice, right?!" She asked angrily before she started to strangle Zoro who turned blue. "Don't fret. We have our whole journey ahead of us." Luffy said with a grin as the Marines chased them. Naruto smiled before walking back. It was just another day for them.
Now.
A Week Later S.H.C.
Naruto walked out of the kitchen and stretched as the full moon shone down. He was wearing a black shirt with orange arms and edges and jeans.
He looked at the ocean as Nami walked out after him. She was wearing a black shirt with 'GOLD' on it in gold leaf design and white jeans with a black belt.
Sanji's wearing a white dress shirt and a blue tie with black lines crossing into diamond patterns and black pants.
Robin is wearing an aqua blue sleeveless shirt with green straps and spots on the top, black pants and her arm band.
"So, where to-!" Naruto stopped seeing a large wave coming towards them. "Holy shit!" He yelled running to the steering pole as the others used the Merry's oars to row them away. Suddenly large sea monkeys popped out of the wave laughing. "I can attack them." Nami blink hearing a deep voice. She looked to her left, and saw a large fox sitting beside her, his head chest level. "AAHHH!"
"Kurama? When did you wake up?" Naruto asked as red chakra flickered off of his shoulders. "Who the hell is that?!" Nami asked as Naruto spoke up. "That demon that was put into me. He's been asleep for a month or so. Sorry for not introducing him earlier. Every time he was up, we were busy fighting."
A few hours later, the wave died down having the Crew breath a breath of relief. "Emergency! We've got another ship!" Usopp yelled from the Crow's Nest. "Are they enemies?" Luffy asked sitting near the railing. "Well, they don't have a single sail or flag, so I don't know."
"Is it a steamship like Gasparde's?" Naruto asked looking out to the Ship seeing a frog figurehead. "No! I don't see smoke!" Usopp replied as they made their way to the ship. "Who the hell comes out here without a sail?!" Luffy asked before everyone got up. "The crew's also way too small for a ship that size."
"They also look catatonic." Suddenly, the sea monkeys from earlier came up out of the water behind the Merry and created another wave. "FULL SPEED! SEA MONKEYS!" Luffy yelled yelled having the Crew scramble to their positions. They rowed towards the other ship before Luffy yelled to them.
"Hey! You're going the wrong way! There's a wave full of Sea Monkeys!" The crew on the other ship saw them and scrambled to attack. Only to find no weapons and started to argue with each other. As the Straw Hats left them, the wave hits the ship and killed the crew.
A few hours later, the Crew sat on the deck before Nami spoke up. "I guess all those waves were from Sea Monkeys. Everything's normal, we must be in the next Island's climate zone." Usopp, who was laying on the deck, looked up to Robin who was in the Crow's Nest.
"Hear that Robin? Do you see an Island?" Robin, who was looking through binoculars looked down to them. "We've been approaching one for a while now." After talking about the ship they passed, they sailed into a heavy fog before coming up to an Island that's flat with long tall trees.
"Hey!" Nami yelled as Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper jumped of and started to roll on the ground. Naruto walked up and saw long animales walk around before Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp ran off to a house in the distance. A few minutes went by before two foxpaw anchors landed on either side of the Merry.
They looked to see an enormous ship with a huge bow shaped like a fox's head and a large replica of a tail sticking out of the stern. The Jolly Roger has fox ears and an unique nose, with the word 'FOXY' written on the one on the sail in red.
"You looking for a fight?!" Zoro asked before hearing a voice. "We want more than just a fight from you! We want a showdown!"
Luffy, Chopper, And Usopp.
The Crew sat and talked with the owner of the house after rescuing him from being stuck on bamboo stilts.
He's an elderly man, with wrinkles and a round white beard. He has small round eyes, and a round nose. He has a purple-brown hat, with brown fur lining, and brown cloth on the sides. He's wearing a yellow tunic, with green lining with a circle design on the end of the sleeves, and side of the chest.
He has a purple sash, with a red string hanging down. He's wearing purple shoes, held on by white strings, and grey on the toe area. He's also wearing vertical zigzag striped purple and tan pants.
He explained he was a nomad that got separated from rest of the nomads. He explained the island they're on is part of circle of islands connected called the Ring Long Islands. And that he and the other nomads travel around each one once every three years once the tides got low enough to cross on the connected paths.
And that he would go after them if he has his horse Shelly to catch up in only 5 years. "There's a horse outside." Chopper said as Tonjit ran out and saw a long tall horse with a white mane and tail with a saddle on.
Bang!
After riding her around for a few minutes, the Crew heard a gunshot as a net wrapped around Shelly's legs. As Chopper and Usopp ran to help, Luffy turned to see three people behind him. Two men and a woman
The first man is a stout man with skinny arms and legs. He has almost a cleft-lip like mouth and a unique hairstyle, with his hair split into two spikes pointing upwards. He has thick, triangles-like eyebrows, and is grinning. His nose is also colored red, and it is These characteristics make him look like a fox.
He's wearing yellow-orange pants, held up by suspenders, with large, rotund buckles on the edges, tucked inside black boots, which are white on the front part of the legs and have orange strings. Under his pants some sort of strange indument circling his waist can be seen, which is light-green with leaf-like motifs on it, and has orange laces on the front.
In front of this, threaded in his pants, he's carrying a short wooden sword. He has an elaborate necklace hanging on his chest, with many circular orange and yellow pendants, and a blue, bigger and more elaborate central one, with ears on it resembling those of a fox.
He also has a fur-lined coat, with a large collar and big buttons on the right side. His coat is purple.
The next man is a huge gorilla-like human. He's wearing blue long-sleeved gloves and a face mask. He also has a leopard patterned scarf on.
The woman is a slender young woman with dark blue hair, blue eyes, and a long pointed nose. She is wearing a pink jumpsuit with extremely puffed pant legs, which is unzipped on the top to reveal a bikini top beneath it.
Her outfit is adorned by several large, white puff-balls, the most notable one being the one hanging from her hat. She is also wearing a face mask.
"Whoever you are... YOU'RE GONNA PAY!" Luffy yelled as the trio laughed at him. "Fe-fe-fe! You don't know this face?" The fox-like man asked Luffy who just glared. "All I know is that I'm going to break it!" The man fell down depressed as the woman tried to cheer him up as the other man laughed after making a joke.
"My name is Foxy." Foxy introduced himself as Luffy brought his leg back to attack. "Wait a minute Luffy." Luffy faulted before looking at them. "How did you know my name?" He asked as Foxy grinned. "Unlike others, I do my homework." He said before the woman cleared her throat.
"'Straw Hat' Monkey D. Luffy: 100 Million berry bounty. 'Pirate Hunter' Roronoa Zoro: 66 million berry bounty. 'Elemental Sage' Uzumaki Naruto: 78 million berry bounty. Quite the lump of cash for an eight person crew." She said before Foxy held up three gold one dollar berry coins.
"Now that introductions are out of the way. I, the leader of the Foxy Pirates, challenge you to a Davy Back Fight!" Luffy just glared at that. "I don't know what that means. But if you want to fight, then you got one! Bring it on, I'm sick of hearing you talk!" He yelled at Foxy.
"That makes sense. That messed up crew we met earlier must have been challenged to a Davy Back Fight and lost." Usopp said turning to them after hearing what Foxy wanted. "This is bad. I've got to stop him. Luffy no!" Usopp yelled running to Luffy. "We'll end up losing our crew!"
"I know this guy's a jerk! But you can't agree to fight him!" Foxy laughed at that. "But he's already agreed. No take backs!"
The Others.
"You said the fight's already started?" Nami asked one crew member on the ship. "Yes, a Davy Back Fight starts when one Captain accepts the challenge from the other. No take backs." He yelled as Sanji and Robin explained a Davy Back Fight is just a contest of three different sport games to win a member from the losing crew for each loss.
"Or you can take their Jolly Roger for the ultimate shame." Robin finished having Nami scoff. "Like hell we'll-!"
Bang!
She stopped hearing a gunshot. Later, The Foxy Pirates set up a fair with different stands set up and shot off fireworks. Porsche was on a stage with Luffy and Foxy going over the rules as both captains agreed to not break them, and uphold losing a member. "Alright, Straw Hat. I'll let you choose your fate."
Foxy said holding the coins up to let Luffy choose how many games to have. Naruto looked at the countless members of the Foxy Pirates. 'Either this guy is good. Or he cheats at this.' He thought as Nami and Usopp held up on finger to signal Luffy to just choose one.
Both didn't notice Hamburg holding one up as well having Luffy pick three games. "That's actually the better choice here." Naruto said walking to the other's, arms crossed. Red chakra came off of Naruto before Kurama formed from it. "Yeah, with all of these people on his crew won from this game."
"If we just chose just one and lost, then you would have lost someone from the crew for good." Kurama finished before shaking and fell asleep. "Oh Kami (God.) you're lazier than a Nara." Naruto said having Kurama snort before laying his head down on his paws.
Suddenly, a paper with a list of the three games fell at Zoro's feet. "You've got to fill out your team's roster. You can each play twice." One Foxy Pirate said as Zoro picked it up. Three events. A race, a ball game, and a Team contest." Sanji glanced down before speaking.
"Looks like we all can do the race, three for the ball game, and five for the team match." After getting the Team's together, they gave their list to the announcer.
He is an average size man with very distinct facial features. He has a round, pink nose, no chin and a broad mouth that makes up most of his face.
He's wearing a purple shirt, yellow gloves, light-yellow trousers, black boots and a striped tuque covering his face down to his nose. It has holes for the eyes.
He is carrying a bag with a Den Den Mushi that is serving as his microphone.
Beside him is a large bird with a black striped tuque. "And it's time to announce the team for each crew. First up, we've got the Straw Hat Pirates. The entire Straw Hat Crew, for the Doughnut race! Participating in the Groggy Ring is Roronoa Zoro, Sanji, and Uzumaki Naruto!"
"And the third event The Round-And-Roller, will be... Monkey D. Luffy, Nico Robin, Nami, Usopp, and Tony Tony Chopper!" Naruto noticed Foxy looking at them before the announcer continued. "Alright! Let the merciless Davey Back Fights begin! A winner will be crowned, while the loser will be forcibly drafted!"
"I am Itomimizu! I will be your commentator! Now round one, the Doughnut Race! You must use only three barrels to make your boat! If you don't have barrels, then come up here and get one." Itomimizu said pointing to different sized barrels The Crew split off into teams of three.
The first team is Zoro and Chopper, their boat is two barrels together with pieces from the third acting as handholds, and a rudder. Chopper in his human form held onto a bar and ran on the front barrel with steps made from the third.
Sanji and Luffy made the next team with a badly made raft.
Lastly was Naruto, Robin, Nami, and Usopp in one with each barrel cut in half, and nailed together with a backrest.
"Alright! I'll take this time to explain how the Race works. The Race will consist of one lap around Long Ring Long Land. It may sound easy, but believe me, It's not. If your boat sinks, your team is out of the Race! Weapons are also aloud. You have a problem with that, then you don't deserve to be a Pirate!"
Everyone took their boats to the start/finish line near the ships. "The final odds are in! I'll announce the favourites in order of popularity! First is our own Porsche!"
Porche is in a pink boat being pulled by a shark with star patterns on his body and a Fishman beside her.
He is is a billfish fishman with green skin, dark red hair, and a long, sharp nose. He's wearing a yellow shirt, purple gloves, purple shorts, a yellow belt, and a dark purple mask, along with a light purple hood.
"Joining her is the Fishman Capote!" Nami glared at them before speaking. "You're being pulled by a shark?!" Proche smiled at her. "The rules doesn't forbid it." The Announcer spoke up continuing the favorites. "The second is the Straw Hat Pirates team of Navigator Nami, Sniper Usopp, Archeologist Robin, and 'Elemental Sage' Uzumaki Naruto."
The announcer went to the other ships popularity, one, a flower ship with women on it, another shaped like a crab, and one that's a restaurant using very large barrels to make it. "And in last place, our very own, the Bohemyth Mothership Coaster!" Naruto looked to see three large barrels each the size of the Sexy Foxy nailed together.
The boats minus the Straw Hats, the Coaster, and Porche's turned away from the island as everyone got ready to row while Itomimizu dropped Eternal Poses to each team. "Guys, get away from the shoreline as soon as the Race starts!" Usopp yelled as Itomimizu raised a flintlock pistol.
Bang!
The Coaster let out water and barrels from its barrels sending everyone away from the shoreline. "What's the big deal?" Nami asked poking one barrel that floated near them." Nami don't!" Usopp yelled as Naruto wrapped his arms around Nami and turned to have his back face the barrel just as it lit up.
BOOM!
The barrel exploded sending them up in the air. Naruto hissed as they hit the water having the salt water hit his burns on his arms and tears of his shirt. Most of the Foxy Pirates sailed as Luffy's and Zoro's boats were surrounded by the explosive barrels. "Nami, Robin! Hit the deck and hold on tight! We've got to ride this wave!"
Naruto looked to see Zoro use an oar to send the barrels back to the Coaster and destroyed it creating a large wave. They rode the wave to the front of the Race and Naruto rowed with Usopp to continue their momentum. He looked back and deadpanned seeing Zoro, Chopper, and Luffy eat and drink at the restaurant boat as Sanji went to the women's boat.
"Dumbasses." Naruto said before continuing. "Guys get it together!" He yelled over his shoulder. He turned to see Capote chop the water, split it and cut the part he was on off. Naruto moved to the middle of the boat before grabbing on as they rocked. "And Zoro and Chopper are out of the race!"
Itomimizu announced as Luffy used a broken board as a propeller with his powers sending them over at high speeds. "Why don't we use a Dial?" Naruto asked as Usopp used a Breath Dial. And went slower than when they paddled. "Oh come on! Use an Impact Dial!"
Nami yelled as Usopp looked away. "I left it on the Merry." Naruto sighed at that just as Sanji and Luffy came to them at high speeds as Luffy used a board as a propeller. Sanji reached out and grabbed Robin's arms as she created multiple to act like a rope and sped past Porche and Capote.
Only to slow down as the board broke and Luffy lost all his energy. Porche passed them having Robin latch onto their boat to sail with them. Capote tried to cut her arm only for a kunai with a tag to land on him.
Boom!
It blew up sending Capote to the shark slowing them down as the Straw Hats paddled past them. They came up to reefs that grew out of the water creating rapids in front of them and a whirlpool in the back. Naruto heard laughing and looked to see Foxy riding Hamburg who's running on all four.
Nami had them slow down having Porche go in the reefs. Only to be pushed out. The Straw Hats drifted closer before Nami spoke. "Now!" They rowed into the reefs just as Foxy shot a smoke arrow to cheat. The currents took the Crew to the other side without a problem.
They came to the whirlpool before Nami looked to Usopp. "Use your Impact Dial!" Usopp shook his hands having Nami hold it up. "Oh, here! I'll do it!" Naruto yelled taking it and put it in the water. Naruto screamed as the Impact Dial shot them into the air and over a patch of land.
Sanji and Luffy, who was using Robin's arms to follow, fell after their raft broke and landed on the ground. Naruto fell to his back and held his shoulder. "Shit dislocated it!" He cursed before slowly standing up and turned to the back rest. "Naruto-kun, what are yo-!" Nami stopped as Naruto slammed into it and popped his shoulder into place.
"AAHH!" He screamed out in pain, falling back down. "Go!" He yelled holding onto his shoulder. He heard Foxy cheating more before hearing him yell out. "Noro Noro Bīmu. (Slow Slow Beam.)" Naruto saw a pink light go over them before suddenly blinking as he heard fireworks as Porche won the Race.
Naruto groaned looking up to the sky as he laid down on the ground with the others. Naruto sat up as Foxy walked over laughing explaining he ate the Noro Noro no Mi. (Slow-Slow Fruit.) and can make anything go in slow motion for thirty seconds. "Here look."
He said as Hamburg shot a bazooka at him. Foxy hit the ball having it go slowly to him. Then speed up and hit him as he continued explaining his fruit. "That would explain how he has this many crew members. "Most of these games must deal with speed. And thirty seconds can give you a hell o a head start."
Naruto said rubbing his shoulder standing up as Foxy went to the stage. "I pick... You! The Doctor, Tony Tony Chopper!" Two of Foxy's crew brought a struggling Chopper up to the stage and put a mask on him. "Luffy! I refuse! I only came out to sea because of you!" Chopper yelled out before Zoro slammed his beer bottle on the ground.
"Quit your bellyaching Chopper! It's disgraceful! You made the choice to set out to sail as a pirate! And only you have to live with the consciences. We agreed to the terms of this fight, we all did our best. Not one pirate worth his salt will sympathise with your tears."
"A man would suck it up and quietly watch the rest of the game." Zoro finished having Chopper sit down quietly. He, Naruto who took off his ruined shirt, and Sanji walked to the ball field with two large doughnut floater goals on each side with a circle on each half of the field.
"I will now explain the rules of the Groggy Ring!" Itomimizu said flying above the field. "We have the playing field and two goals. Knock the ball into the goal and win! However, the ball isn't an ordinary ball, but one of the players! So teams, make your selections!"
Both Naruto and Zoro pointed to Sanji having a Foxy Pirate put a red and white striped ball hat on Sanji. "What the hell? I'm not agreeing to this!" Suddenly, the mouth of the Sexy Foxy opened showing Hamburg with two other men.
The first man is a large husky man wearing green schemed clothes. He has relatively long arms and relatively short legs in comparison to his body. He also has a hippo-like face. On his shoulders, he's wearing round shoulder pauldrons.
The other man is a gigantic Wotan that towers over the other Foxy Pirates. He has slippery mud fish skin, sharp teeth, and an orange dorsal fin. He has orange hair and beard.
He's wearing yellow swim briefs, boots and gloves together with a Foxy Pirate mask. He's also wearing the strap-on ball hat.
"Of course they make the biggest person the ball." Naruto said staring at the trio. "Disappointed?" Sanji asked both of them having Zoro grin and crack his neck. "No, not at all." Fireworks went off as Itomimizu flew over for introductions. "Our mighty Groggy Ring combatants are on the field!"
"Opposing on the Straw Hat Team. The savage chef, Sanji! Next to him, the man with a 60 million berry bounty, 'Pirate Hunter' Roronoa Zoro. And finally, the man with a 78 million berry bounty, 'Elemental Sage' Uzumaki Naruto!" The referee came up and held out a fist.
"First, the coin toss." He flipped the coin and caught it before flipping it on top of his hand. "Tails." Hamburg sid as the referee turned to the others. "And you?" Naruto raised an eyebrow at that before Sanji spoke. "It has to be heads for us, right?" The referee lifted his hand and showed the coin had Foxy on it looking over his shoulder.
"Tails. Field, or ball?" He asked Hamburg. "Ball please." He said before Itomimizu spoke over the speakers. "Our Groggy Monsters have chosen ball! That means the Straw Hat's Ball Man goes to our Team's mid-circle. The one's with the silly ball hat are the balls, each Team must knock the other into their sides goal to win the game!"
"Hey Ball Man, get into position!" Zoro said to Sanji who glared before arguing with Zoro. "Sanji, that hat looks good on you!" Nami said to Sanji to get him to wear the hat. "Hey, no weapons on the field!" The referee said to Zoro who sighed before giving him his swords.
The referee dropped the swords by the Straw Hats before Sanji walked to the circle on the Monster's side of the field.
Preet!
The Referee blew his whistle having Pickles dash towards Sanji. Naruto dashed towards the duo as Sanji jumped on Pickles and up to Big Pan. Naruto brought his knee up and hit Pickles in the chin sending his head back. Naruto saw Sanji slipping on Pan's slimy arm before being thrown over to their goal.
Hamburg ran alongside Zoro as Naruto threw Pickles over to hit Hamburg out of the field several feet away. Sanji dropped down beside the goal as Naruto stopped as well. "Well, I guess it'll take all three of us to get him into their goal." Naruto said looking up at Big Pan.
Only to jump away as Pan ran over with spikes on the soles of his shoes. Naruto cursed seeing the referee blatantly look away before Sanji went to argue. "Damn it Sanji! It's no use-!" Naruto ducked under a swipe from an axe before Pickles and Hamburg got up.
Pickles now has spikes on his pauldrons as Hamburg has brass knuckles and elbow pads.
Naruto dashed to them, only to have slime cover him from Pan who was having Zoro and Sanji spin by holding his legs. Pan let go having the duo fly up in the air and had Hamburg punch Zoro down to the ground. Zoro fell onto Naruto before Pan hit Hamburg down hard having his elbow pad hit Zoro.
Sending him, and Naruto into the ground creating a crater. They coughed blood as Sanji was hit by Pickles who was shot to him by Big Pan. Sanji flew up in the air as Hamburg punched him back to Pickles who hit him up in the air. Big Pan punched him beside Zoro and Naruto creating a crater.
The dust cleared before the trio stood up. Naruto staggered forward as the others fell on their backs. Naruto spat out some blood before wiping his mouth and looked at the Monsters. "That the best ya got? I know a nearly sixty-year-old woman that hits harder than you!"
Sanji and Zoro got up and stood beside Naruto as they looked up to the Monsters. "One Monster Burger please!" Foxy yelled out having his crew gain shocked looks. Hamburg pulled out metal clubs as Pickles picked up sabres and Pan held two weights like cymboles.
"Rasengan! (Spiraling Sphere!)" Naruto hit Hamburg sending him flying to the ocean before running to Pickles. Naruto slid and kicked his knee before Zoro spun around creating a tornado. "Mutōryū: Tatsu Maki. (No Sword Style: Dragon Twister.)" Pickles spun as he flew over to Big Pan.
Pickles cuts into Big Pan forcing him to fall on his back. Only for Sanji to kick him in his spine knocking him out and forced Pan to stand up. Naruto jumped over to Pickles and grabbed him by the back of the head and slam him down. Sanji kicked Zoro up to Pan's mouth and grab him.
Zoro fell over to the goal and slammed Pan's head into the goal ending the game.
Preet!
"And the end of an era! Our own Groggy Monsters have been dethroned as Kings of the Groggy Ring! The winners, Sanji, Zoro, and Naruto of the Straw Hats!" The trio walked back to the others and up to the stage. Luffy smiled before lifting his hand. "Luffy wait!" Nami yelled getting the Foxy Pirates to faceplant.
"Foxy would probably be in the next fight, we should choose him then we would be guaranteed to win Chopper back." The other Foxy Pirate's started yelling at her. Nami turned and latched onto Naruto and cried on his chest. He wrapped his arm around her and glared at the pirates with red slitted eyes.
They stopped as Nami looked over her shoulder, grinned, and stuck out her tongue before moving to Naruto's side and held onto his arm. "Nami-chan, while that is a smart plan we would have him on our crew." Naruto said pointing to Foxy. "Nope!" The other quickly said getting Foxy to fall down depressed.
"I choose... Shelly!" Luffy yelled getting Nami and Usopp to drop their jaws. Tonjit walked over with Shelley in a cart and thanked Luffy as the Foxy Pirates built a skating ring around the Groggy field.
Everyone but Naruto, Sanji, and Zoro put on a yellow sleeveless jersey with numbers on them as Foxy's Team wore purple and black shirts with a blue 'F' on the front and their Jolly Roger on the back.
Porche is the Team Captain as Foxy is the Coach and Hamburg is the Manager.
One man is a large and rectangular man, with tan skin, and thin limbs. He's also wearing baggy brown pants, as well as a striped cap and the Foxy Pirate mask.
The next two men are Fishmen. The first is a squid fishman has black hair with a pointed-up ponytail and the mask.
The next one has purple skin and yellow-green hair.
The last man is a cheetah hybrid.
As the Straw Hats walked in from the locker rooms, they stopped on the Groggy Ring inside the track with Kurama sleeping by a bench. Luffy finished a long Kiwi that Tonjit gave him while the track was being set up. "I will explain the rules!" Itomimizu said from a commentator box over a bird swing.
"It's a head to head race around the track. At the sound of the first whistle, each Team's Point Getter will start the race skating around the track. Twenty seconds later, the second whistle will blow, and the Team's Defenders will follow suit. The Defenders can either help their Point Giver, or hamper the other Defender's. Anything goes."
"Assuming the Point Giver's aren't injured or disqualified, the race will go for five minutes. At the end, the Team's whose Point Giver is in the lead wins. So, as little as a inch will be a victory! Naturally, your's truly will call the race from my bird's eye view from the starting line!"
Suddenly, Chiqicheetah walked over and started smelling Luffy. "Hey!" Foxy chuckled as he explained Chiqicheetah has sensitive smelling. "Must have been something you ate Luffy." Naruto said from his spot on the bench beside Robin. She leaned against him as Sanji came up with the roster.
"Let's get back to the rules! In addition to the Defenders and Point Getter's, each Team has a Coach and Manager whose only allowed on the sidelines. The Team's must change Point Getters for each round. And each player can only be Point Getter once. That leaves the Straw Hat's one man short. "
"With Chopper being with him, he can't compete, how do we go about that?" Sanji asked as Foxy looked to them. "I'll allow you to use one person twice." After getting the roasters up to Itomimizu. "Any player that leaves the track will be disqualified, same if you start before either whistle blows."
the Foxy Pirates started to laugh as Naruto stared slack jawed beside him. "Huh? Why are they laugh..." Nami trailed off seeing Luffy struggle to stand on his skates. "You're screwed." Naruto's eyebrow twitched as Kurama spoke up. "Shut it!" Naruto yelled before the Team's got into position as Luffy struggled to stand at the starting line.
Preet!
Porche started skating as Luffy kept falling down before twenty seconds were up. Mashikaku fell onto Luffy who expanded his stomach. "Gomu Gomu no... Fuusen. (Gum Gum Balloon.)" Mashikaku came back up before Nami kicked Luffy to the track. "Hold your breath!"
Luffy rolled as Robin used her hands to keep him on track. She threw him up in the air to get past the rest of Foxy's team. Only for Giran to jump up with blades on his arms and hit Luffy to the crowd. "And Straw Hat Luffy is disqualified!" Giran patted his blades showing they were dull.
"Don't worry, they're only for show." He said as the teams went back to the starting line. "Zoro was helping Luffy on how to skate as Nami got ready to go against Mashikaku. The whistle blew having Nami speed off as Mashikaku went lowly on his caterpillar tread skates.
After twenty seconds, Porche jumped on Mashikaku and twirled her baton. "Ohana Saimin. (Flower Hypnosis.)" Gas came out of her baton and knocked out the Straw Hats as Nami was getting ready to lap Mashikaku.
"NAMI! NAMI WAKE UP!" Chopper yelled as the Crew woke up. And saw Mashikaku was in the same place as was the others. "Holy shit, he lapped you Nami-chan." Naruto said seeing the tracks from his skates made a lap. After getting everyone back in place, Usopp went up against Chiqicheetah.
The whistle blew having Chiqicheetah dash forward at a fast pace, lapping Usopp before the whistle blew again having the Defenders on the track. Usopp heard cheering before looking to see Luffy was standing up on his skate, albeit shaking a little. Luffy took off and went through the barrier at the first turn.
Chiqicheetah transformed into a full Cheetah and actually went over the barrier for each turn but used his tale to bring him back in to continue lapping Usopp. Naruto saw the time was running out before Sanji yelled up to Tonjit. "Hey old man! Where did you get that Kiwi?!"
"Over there." Tonjit replied pointing to a tree beside the stands. "Sanji turned to Zoro before speeding. "Go and get a branch!" Zoro shrugged before jumping into the stands and rode on Shelly to the tree. The clock started counting down from '10' seconds just as the tree fell over the stands and over the tracks.
Preet!
The whistle blew as Chiqicheetah went off the track and rubbed against the branches of the tree. "The Kiwi acts like catnip, that's why he was smelling Luffy earlier." Sanji explained taking a drag from his cigarette. "We'll take a break to get the tree off of the tracks." Itomimizu said as the Foxy Pirates hauled the tree away.
Robin went up against Guran as the whistle blew Foxy got ready to hit Robin with his beam, only to get depressed as Nami and Usopp insulted him. The second whistle blew having the Defenders on the track race.
Luffy using Chiqicheetah idea jump over the barrier and grabbed them to come back in before punching Guran to the barrier and kept him there having Robin lap him. Five minutes went by having the Straw hats win round 4 as a whistle blew. "And we will take a five minute break!"
After the break, Luffy went up against Giran and as soon as the others came up on the track, Foxy hit Nami and Usopp with his beam. He started firing all over the track and had the beam reflect off of Giran's blade. One hit Luffy having Giran pass him before Foxy hit Nami and Usopp again.
Robin left the track as Foxy aimed at her. She walked to the others before creating hands on Foxy's and turned his hands to him and put his fingers together to call his attack. Foxy froze as Luffy dashed and got in front of Giran just as time ran out.
Preet!
The Straw Hats won having fireworks go off as Luffy yelled up to the stands. "CHOPPER COME ON DOWN!" Chopper ran down and into Luffy before Foxy spoke up. "No pirate worth his weight in seaweed will accept a draw. It's plunder or be plunder. What do you saw Straw Hat? Care for another three point game?"
Nami just scoffed at that. "Oh please, you'd have to be a baka. (Idiot.) to ac-!"
BANG!
"Have you met our Captain?" Naruto asked Nami before she and Usopp started beating Luffy up.
Later, the Foxy Pirates removed the ring having all of the as well as the Straw Hats surround the field. "I will not explain the rules." Itomimizu said under a tent from a table. "It's a twist on a child's favorite game Hit And Dead Ball." Naruto saw two volley balls with spikes on them in the middle circle.
"If your opponent hits you with one of those baby's you are out of the game! The Team's are divided into on and off field teams. The ones that are off field can move around and throw the balls but are forbidden from going on the field. And once you lose all your on court members, your team loses the match!"
"So basically dodgeball, OK." Naruto said stretching his arms. "Well, I can dodge kunai, I'm sure I can dodge a ball." Naruto, Luffy, Sanji, Chopper, and Zoro went on to the field as a large group of Foxy's Pirates came up on the other side. Itomimizu threw Robin a large rulebook.
"Why are you giving us the rules? So we can tell when you cheat?" Nami asked having Itomimizu shake his head. "Read the first page." Robin opened it and saw the first rule. "Any referee that contradicts what's written here shall be beheaded." Itomimizu pointed to a group of referees headed by an elderly one before getting ready to start.
Chopper, in his jumping form and Luffy went to the balls as Giran and Guran to jump for the balls. One Referee threw both balls high in the air having the Fishmen attack Luffy and Chopper. They jumped from the attacks and grabbed the balls. "Aim for Split-Head Chopper!" Luffy yelled throwing his ball.
Chopper followed suit and they both hit Foxy in the face. "Safe! Rule number 23: Balls to the face do not count!" The elderly Referee sai as Hamburg picked up Foxy as the balls rolled to Nami. She picked them up and threw them to Zoro and Sanji. Both threw and kicked their balls and knocked out nine players each.
Robin used her powers to throw the balls to Luffy and Chopper. They threw their balls with Luffy knocking out ten players. As Chopper threw his, all the people he hjit was caught by Hamburg. He threw both balls to Big Pan who threw both at high speeds. Naruto added chakra to his limbs and caught one as Usopp was hit with the other.
Usopp and twenty two of Foxy's men went out of bounds before Naruto threw his. "And thirty men for Naruto! It's now two to five!" Itomimizu said as Foxy and Hamburg were the only ones left for the one field team. Suddenly, Robin had one ball hit the top of Hamburg's head.
"Safe!" One Referee said as Robin looked up from the rule book. And was halfway through it. "You sure? Rule 54: While the face is safe, the top of the head is fair game." She said as the mn looked to the elderly Referee. Sanji picked up a ball, only for the Foxy Pirate women to get him to give the ball to them.
He laid down and had Nami yell at him. "Get up!" Sanji looked to her and had the ball drop on his head. "Really, you let your lower head do the thinking?" Naruto asked pinching the bridge of his nose. "I must have screwed up in a past life to get stuck with perverts!"
Suddenly, a cannon machine that looked like Foxy rolled up having Foxy jump in. "Oh come on! That has to be against the rules!" Naruto yelled only for the Referees to shake their heads. "So that's the Acu-Cannon?" Robin asked before looking back to her book. "I read an article about it earlier."
"Rule number 322: The only weapon allowed is the Acu-Cannon." Porche tried to knock them out only for the Crew to close their eyes Foxy shot at Zoro who sliced the ball with his hand. "Zoro is out! Rule number 645: The slicing of the ball, even with your hands is a disqualification!"
"And Foxy gets a new ball!" Foxy loaded another ball and took aim as the trio. He shot the ball at them having the Crew dodge. The ball hit Mashikaku and bounced it at Luffy's back. Naruto and Chopper jumped to catch or block the ball. The ball hit Naruto on his shoulder and bounced off to hit Chopper in the face and slid to the women.
"Chopper is out due to being out of bounds!" Naruto got up and walked to the others as Luffy looked at Foxy. Only for the Foxy Pirates to hold balls as well. "Ignore them Luffy! You and Foxy have the balls!" Nami yelled having Luffy throw his arm back to Porche. She grabbed the ball and put it behind her back.
The others followed suit and moved the balls around before throwing them at Luffy. Foxy shot his at Luffy and had it hit him in the face. And then swallowed it. "Straw Hat Luffy is out! Rule Number 999: Ingesting any part of the ball is a disqualification!" Robin turned to the last page and nodded at that.
The Crew got together before Foxy pointed at them. "I chose you! The Archaeologist Nico Robin!" Naruto cursed at that. "Damn it! Now she can't keep him from using his Devil Fruit powers." After Robin walked to sit by her new crew, Itomimizu flew on his Sparrow with Tonit and explained the next game was Green Light Red Light.
And Tonjit would be the stop light for the game. Everyone but Luffy walked to a long path from the Ocean as Foxy's team of the Groggy Monsters, Porche, Capote, and Chiqicheetah. They started therace as Tonjit slowly counted. Once the Teams got close, they started to attack.
"Rasengan. (Spiraling Sphere.)" Naruto hit Pan into the water knocking him out just as Pickles threw a boulder at the fighting Sanji and Zoro. Tonji stopped having everyone freeze as Zoro sliced the boulder and Sanji kicked it to the duo. They froze in their attack pose knocking Pickles out into the water.
Tonjit went back to counting having the Teams run on the same path. Chiqicheetah, Hamburg, and Porche are in the lead having Sanji go off the path and jump on pillars as Zoro got lost on one of the dead ends. Capote looked at the other Straw Hats before getting in a stance. Naruto simply walked up and punched Capote knocking him out.
"Run!" Naruto yelled only to stop as Tonjit looked to them. Naruto saw Sanji and the last of Foxy's team was near Tonjit before he went back to counting. Hamburg attacked Sanji only to stop hearing a sneeze.
ACHOO!
Tonjit sneezed in Chiqicheetah face having him wipe it off and lose. The trio ran up and Sanji jumped off of Hamburg having him fall of the cliff with Porche. Sanji jumped after her and caught Porche just as Tonjit looked at them. Sanji kept them still in the water until Porche kissed his cheek.
They fell in having the others smile before Tonjit closed his eyes. They ran up to him and was about to touch him just as Hamburg fell on them and touch Tonjit himself. Naruto sighed before lifting Hamburg off of him as Foxy cheered. "Luffy, we just lost one member for good."
Naruto said having Luffy's eyes widened. "Then I'll just do another three point game!" Foxy shook his head at that. "No thanks, let me ask you something. Do you know why the Foxy Pirates are the strongest of the strong? The best of the best?" He asked getting the others to scoff at that.
"It's because we know when to quit! We faced the Fanged Frog Pirates in five Three Game Davey-Back fights before running into you. My people are tired, wounded, they need rest." The Crew just deadpanned at him. "You expect us to feel sorry for you?" Zoro asked getting Foxy to fall down depressed.
As the Crew discussed on what to do, Nami looked to Foxy for a moment before speaking. Hey Oyabun. (Boss.)" Foxy looked up to her before she continued. "How about a wager? Instead of one person, how about six? All we want is Chopper and Robin, so how about it? If we lose you get all six of us." Foxy thought about how strong Sanji, Zoro, and Naruto is while thinking of the bounties.
"Alright, but how about Crew for Crew, if we win you have to provide us with 500 men, so you descendants will swear their loyalties to the Foxy Pirates!" Foxy yelled as Nami blushed before she glanced towards her whiskered blond crewmate for a second befoe looking back. "Deal!"
Later.
The Captains walked over to a cannon as Itomimizu explained about the next game. "The battlefield is 100 meters around where the cannon ball land's." Luffy, and Foxy spun the cannon, but it turned and fired at Foxy's ship. "Alright we'll take a break to get things ready, and remember to get your souvenir's, or snacks at our tent's." Naruto walked around looking for a snack tent.
Finding one he bought drinks for everyone, and carried them in holder's. When he got back he saw Sanji, and Zoro fighting. "What are they fighting about now?" Before Nami could answer, dark cloud suddenly covered the area, and Luffy's, and Foxy's poster's was projected on the cloud's.
"Introducing first, our Leader 'Silver Fox' Foxy!" Foxy waved wearing boxing gear, and purple gloves.
The Foxy Pirate's cheered loudly, as the announcer continued. "And all the way from the East Blue Monkey D. Luffy!" Luffy came out in a cloak. He threw it off showing his boxing gear, black elbow pads a skull tattoo on his chest, and an afro.
"Alright anything goes, and fight until one of you are out of bounds."
The stand's started moving up. "FIGHT!" Luffy threw his fist at Foxy only for him to use his beam on it. As soon as Luffy caught up to his fist Foxy hit's him with his beam. He jumped up on Luffy. "Take this Kyūbi Rush.(Nine-Tails Rush.)" Foxy attack's with a barrage of fist's, and thirty second's later Luffy smashed to the ground moving in sync with the punches. Getting up Luffy looked around, and saw Foxy was gone.
"The hell?! He freaking named a move after me?! Oh hell no!" Kurama yelled bringing his paws up to cover his eyes. "Ha-ha-ha! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard!" Naruto yelled laughing as he held his stomach.
Back to the fight, Luffy saw slow-moving arrow's that soon sped up, forcing him to dodge. "I would be careful if I were you." Foxy said floating on a ball. Luffy jumps over, and saw multiple ball's and grabbed one. "Not that one." The one he grabbed sped up, and exploded on the deck.
Soon all of them did, and Foxy jumped down, and aimed a cannon at Luffy and fired. A bunch of head's looking like Foxy came out, and Luffy's side-stepped them. Foxy came up behind him with spike's on his gloves and punched him. "These are bomb's, good luck getting past them."
Foxy said to Luffy before walking away, leaving Luffy with the bomb's. Luffy looked at them as they closed in.
BOOM!
The ship shook from the force of the blast. Itomimizu coughed as the smoke came up to him. "Who survived that explosion?" He asked, then jumped hearing coughing beside him. He looked, and saw Luffy on the sail. Luffy jumped down on the higher deck, and saw Foxy's silhouette in the smoke. As it cleared it showed Foxy a bit messed up from the blast.
Foxy, and Luffy argued for a few minute's, then Luffy jumped down and attacked only for Foxy to disappeared in the smoke. Hearing laughing behind him Luffy turned and saw Foxy's silhouette, and punched him only for it to be a cut out of Foxy. Suddenly more came out in the smoke as Foxy laughed.
"Try and find me Straw Hat." Luffy looked around before replying. "This is so stupid Split-Head." One of the silhouette's fell down, and Luffy punched Foxy in to the wall behind him. Foxy got up, and ran inside with Luffy looking around as the smoke cleared. He looked to his right, and saw an opened door.
"Gotcha." Nami yelled out to him. "Luffy don't it's a trap!" Luffy ignoring her went inside after Foxy.
Inside the Sexy Foxy.
Luffy came to the arsenal room with ammo, and cannon's around the room. Hearing something, he turned just in time to see a door close. On the other end Foxy painted on a small floor, with the rest of the floor being nothing but spike's. "When he comes he'll be impaled on the spike's." He suddenly grinned.
"And then I'll wi-" He was interrupted by a big cannon ball hitting him to the wall, and almost hit's the spike's, but jumped on to the ball. "What kind of person shoot's a cannon at a wall!?" Foxy asked before running on the ball, and moving back to Luffy. He punched Luffy, then ran down some stairs, and into a room.
Luffy chased after him, and opened the room to find Foxy... In a bad female doctor disguise. "Oh did you see a guy run through here?" Luffy asked as Foxy shook his head. Luffy closed the door and walked away. "Wait a minute." He ran back in. "Hey you're protecting your brother!"
He yelled only to be attacked by Foxy, who ran into another room. When Luffy got there he saw Foxy in another bad disguise of a male cook. "Hey have you seen a man with a bad haircut here?" Foxy fell to his knees, and Luffy recognized him. "Hey you're Foxy." Foxy got up, and yelled back. "Yeah, and I was the woman Doctor also!" Luffy eye's widened at that. "What no way."
"Noro Noro Beam.(Slow Slow Beam.)" He hit's Luffy then attack's him. "Kyūbi Rush.(Nine-Tails Rush.)" He walks over to a metal door, and opened it. "I have a surprise for you." He said just as Luffy fell in the door, and down in a grey room. He looked around, and saw Foxy on a big square machine with big boxing gloves.
After explaining what it was, Foxy attacked Luffy with his beam, but missed. "Where were you aiming?" He asked as Foxy pointed behind him to show a mirror wall. Luffy dodged the beam when it came back, into one of the glove's that's on fire. "They all burn, not even sea king's can take these punch's."
Luffy was forced to dodge both Foxy's beam's, and his glove's until he yelled out. "ENOUGH!" Turning around Luffy hits, and breaks the mirror. "I... I didn't think of that." Foxy said weakly. Foxy attacked Luffy with his beam's having Luffy dodge by jumping in the air.
Foxy attacked with all the glove's at once hitting Luffy who was on the floor after the attack.
Outside.
Smoke suddenly came out with two silhouette's in it, one laying down. "There they are, but which one is standing." Itomimizu said as the smoke cleared showing Foxy, who's standing and Luffy, who's laying down with burn's on him. "And it's our boss Foxy!" The Foxy PIrate's cheered until Luffy stood up. Foxy pulled on his sword showing his beam in it, and attacked Luffy putting shackles on his arm's, and legs.
Foxy attacked him sending him into the mast, but Luffy still got up. "Noro Noro Beam.(Slow Slow Beam.)" Foxy attacked him again, breaking his mast. Luffy stood up and glared at Foxy. "I won't let you take a single member of my crew... NOT AS LONG AS I LIVE!" He yelled out as Everyone cheered.
Foxy attack with his sword again hitting Luffy's leg, then shot a cannon at him hitting the ball with his beam. He puts a glider with a fox face on it, and jump on it. "Luffy he hit you a few seconds earlier dodge as soon as you can!" Sanji yelled out over the cheering crowd.
Luffy, getting back to speed dodged but was punched into the railing. "You've put up a good fight Straw Hat, but in the end I still won." Foxy said jumping off the glider just before it sped up, and hit's Luffy.
Everyone was silent for a moment as smoke rose up. As it cleared it showed Luffy standing up before falling to his knees, and something clattered to the deck. Foxy attacked Luffy as he stood. "Kyūbi Rush.(Nine-Tails Rush.)" Luffy countered all his blow's. "Gomu Gomu no..Gatiringu.(Gum Gum Gatling.)"
After a few minute's of the stalemate Foxy used his beam, but it hit him instead. When Luffy fell to his knees something fell out of his glove. "It's a piece of a mirror!" Itomimizu yelled out as Luffy spun his arm around at his elbow before swinging at Foxy. "Gomu Gomu no..Flail. ( Gum Gum Connecting Hammer Spear.)"
Luffy went up to the figurehead just in time for Foxy to fly in the air. And into the ocean out of bounds. "AND STRAW HAT WINS!" Everyone cheered as a few member's went to get Foxy.
Later.
The Crew sat around a bandaged Luffy who suddenly sat up. "That wasn't a dream, was it?!" Chopper jumped on him crying before a bandaged Foxy walked over with his crew. He held his hand out for a shake. Luffy raised his hand, only for Foxy to try and flip him. Only to hit his head as Luffy's arm stretches. "Now, pick your crew."
"Chopper, and Robin." Robin stopped by Naruto as Chopper cried tears of joy. "I guess I'll take your flag." The Foxy Pirates looked at him in shocked anger before he spoke. "But I'll paint you-!" He was interrupted by Naruto. "I'll paint them one Luffy." Naruto said creating some clones that started painting on a new sail.
It's now a regular fox head glaring ahead with bones under it.
"You can add your name to it however you want it on there." Naruto said as the Straw Hats made their way to the Merry. "Hold on! you still need to take 497 members." Naruto looked back, and thought he saw someone perk up as Luffy sighed. "OK, I'll choose, you..."
He pointed at the end before moving to stop by Itomimizu. "How many is that?" Itomimizu counted before speaking. "That's 497 exactly." He said as Porche, Hamburg, and Foxy were all that's left. The former Foxy Pirates, put the trio on a small boat having them leave swearing revenge.
"You're all disbanded from the Straw Hats." Luffy said to the large group. "You're free to do what you want." The Pirates boarded the Sexy Foxy and sailed after Foxy. "Umm..." The Crew looked to see one that woman stayed behind.
She is a normal sized, attractive woman with short, wavy red hair reaching down to her neck. She also wears the same mask as other Foxy Pirates and a dark colored shirt with straps over the shoulders and short short with a belt, and long gloves. She's wearing a string around her forehead with a green jewel on it and two red bands with a heart on her forearms.
She also has a thigh holster with a hammer in it. (1.)
"I would like to join. My name is Gina." Gina said smiling at them. Sanji gained a heat for his eye as Luffy shrugged. "Uhh... Sure." He said before Nami spoke up. "Why should we let you join? What do you do?" Gina smiled before speaking. "I was actually one of the Shipwrights." She proved this by holding up a hammer she had in her belt.
The others looked at her and her hammer as Usopp smiled. "We finally got a Shipwright!" She smiled sheepishly before speaking. "No, I'm an apprentice. I just sailed out with my mentor a few weeks ago before Foxy won us. And my mentor sadly got too injured in a fight after that."
The new Crew walked to Tonjit and gave him the old Jolly Roger before the ground shook. A large, long mole with a hard hat came up with a teenaged boy. "Gramps!"
After talking for awhile, the Crew left at sunset after saying goodbye to Tonjit and Shelly.
A Few Day's Later.
Luffy was laughing sitting on a barrel as the Merry was swaying in a storm. "Well he's having fun." Robin commented to Nami as She, Nami, and Gina were wearing rain coat's. "We need to make sure the mast dosen't break." Zoro yelled as he, Usopp, and Naruto held onto the mast.
Sanji came out from underneath the deck with a hammer. "Don't worry, even if it does break, the Merry won't sink." They suddenly heard familiar voices arguing about the same thing they were. Looking over they saw Foxy, Porche, and Hamburg in their small boat.
"How the hell did his crew not find them?" Naruto asked blinking."Their crew left right after they did, we could still see them."
Later they brought them aboard for the night, with Porche looking for Chopper after Sanji gave the soup. "Gina, why are you here?" Porche asked walking inside after failing to find Chopper. "I.. Joined the Straw Hat's." She said glancing to Naruto with a tinge of pink dusting her cheeks.
A few days later, Usopp, Luffy, and Hamburg was fishing while Nami was beating Foxy for trying to eat one of her tangerine's. "Hey what's that?" Hamburg said seeing his ship in the distance. "Hey Oyabun. (Boss.) I see the Sexy Foxy." When they got to the ship they lowered a ladder which Foxy, Porche, and Hamburg climbed on.
After a few minute's the sail came down with a frog image on it."Isn't that those pirate's we passed before meeting Foxy?" Naruto asked as Usopp and Luffy climbed up. Another few minutes went by before Luffy spoke up at the railing. "Hey! Come on up! Split-Head's on fire!"
Naruto jumped onto the Ship and ran up the hull as Gina looked on in shock. Everyone but Robin, Chopper, and Gina went up to see Foxy talking to the Captain that took his ship with a lot of members still wearing Foxy's mask. Foxy challenged the Captain to a duel before attacking with his beam.
Only for several of the Frog Pirates to block it with swords and hit Foxy with it. The pirates attacked Foxy having Hamburg attack them. Only to stop as the Captain grabbed Porche and held a knife at her throat. "Hey! This was supposed to be a duel between Captains!"
"I never accepted!" The Captain said before Zoro spoke up. "Don't bother Luffy, Foxy needs to do this on his own. Butting in will do nobody any good." Foxy chuckled weakly and nodded. "The Swordsman is right Straw Hat. I need to do this myself!" He got up and pointed to the sky.
"What is that?!" Foxy ran as the others looked up and put a badly disguise of a woman on. "He went that way." The Pirates ran, only to shoot a canon at Foxy. Luffy ran over to him and talked.
Then Luffy stood up after being handed the afro from earlier, and attacked the Captain. Nami sighed and looked to the others. "Go on I know you want too." Soon all of them attacked the rebelling Pirate's.
One Beating Later.
Foxy walked over to them and held out his hand. "Thanks' Straw Hat." Luffy tried to shake his hand but Foxy attacked. "Noro Noro Beam.(Slow Slow Beam.)" They suddenly fell through a trapdoor leading to an empty room.
"Stop these trick's, and fight Split-head!" Luffy yelled up to the trap door. Usopp came over and took the afro off. "I think this afro's making you crazy." Naruto raised an eye-brow. "I still don't know what the hell is with that afro." Sanji got up, and tapped the wall. "This is hollow."
Kicking a hole in the wall, they came to a room with stars, and rainbow's painted on the wall's. "Oh where's Choppy?" looking over they saw Foxy, in a bad disguise of Porche as Luffy went up to Foxy. "Hey do you know where Split-head's at?" Everyone's jaw dropped at that. "Really? Come on Luffy you can't be serious?" Luffy looked back to Naruto confused.
Foxy seeing his chance pulled out a sword and tried to attack Luffy, only for Zoro to block him. "Luffy look closer at the face." Zoro said as Luffy looked for a moment. "Hey you're Foxy's sister." Everyone face-planted down on the floor. Foxy pulled off his disguised, and Luffy yelled at him. Foxy shot his beam at Luffy who dodged, and the beam hit a mirror behind Luffy.
"Look out!" Zoro shouted pushing Nami out-of-the-way. Sanji ran to Zoro, and both got hit. Luffy, Usopp, Nami, and Naruto ran out leaving Sanji, and Zoro. While looking for Luffy, they came across a closed-door with a piece of paper on it.
'Only men are allowed to enter here.'
Nami tried walking, but after hearing the catcalls' couldn't do it. Naruto picked her up bridal style as Usopp threw a flash ball in the middle of the hall. Nami, and Naruto ran inside the other door, but Usopp was grabbed. Looking around the room they went inside, they saw Luffy eating food on a blanket.
"Luffy? What are you doing?" Nami asked as Luffy explained he was eating food he found. The door closed, and they heard Foxy over some speaker's. "I wanted to separate you three from the other's all along." As the light's went on they saw Foxy, on the punching machine, and Porche and Hamburg on another with horse shoes instead.
After Nami made it rain, Luffy punched one machine, ran around it, then pulled it having it spin in to the other one destroying both.
They brought them up to the deck, with Sanji, and Zoro carrying Usopp came through a wall, and settle with the rogue pirate's.
Later.
The S.H.C. were at a small island cooking a barbecue. They heard something and turned to see a big crab machine with Foxy's, Porche's, and Hamburg's face in the portholes. "What the hell?" Naruto asked mid bit of his food. Luffy came up and grabbed one of the leg's thinking it was real.
"It's not real Luffy!" Naruto said standing up as Luffy attacked the machine. After it was destroyed Foxy, Porche, and Hamburg sat a few feet away from them. Porche's stomach suddenly growled, and she blushed in embarrassment.
When Foxy refused to eat, Sanji kicked him knocking him out, and gave Porche a plate. She took a bite. "Oh, Cook-san, can you come with us?" She asked having Sanji Swoon. "Oh no, don't temp me." He said with heart's coming off him. "No please don't let us stop you." Zoro, and Naruto begged sarcastically.
The Foxy Pirate's left them after eating. "You're sure you don't want to go?" Zoro asked Sanji who started arguing with him. "Let's go." Naruto said as he, and Gina got up holding backpacks of fruit they got.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Memodo Shiki.
1. I had actually thought of having her join in Naruto on Board but couldn't think of a way since she was a Shipwright. When I got to the Water 7 Arc I thought of her being an apprentice would have worked.
OK after I upload a chapter for Naruto on Board, which is next to be updated, I'll be focusing solely on Naruto and the X-Men to finish it as I'm only 9 episodes away from doing so.
UPDATE! Add all three to the harem is the winner of the poll!
Spoiler, stop reading now if you don't want to be spoiled.
I'm doing the movies as well so I had to wait until getting past movie 7 before introducing Aokiji. That's why he wasn't in his filler introduction from the end of this Arc.
Spoiler over.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.