Jss2141: I'm saving punch squared for Domina, its to good to not blast him with it a second time
Raremeat: really weird how they managed to make Sitter's goofy aah cool
Mafpie: sure is said Jellal died of ligma...
kuroshiragami0: thank you!
yogaratw607: Do you know YuGiOh 5Ds? So yeah, I'll basically will be doing some Dark Signer stuff with Epidem and Delisaster helping the Oracion Seis. Mash comentating would be like "wow, they sure are running.". Carla being scolded by Anna and Carla just taking it because she sees Anna as Wendy 2, I think a better OC for Lance would be a girl being a brocon with her older brother. Pretty sure that would ruffle her jammies. I'm already preparing a team for Anna, it will have to wait until post time skip because it will be Sherria, Wendy, Romeo, and Anna, with Lance threatening to kill Romeo if he so much as breathes near Anna.
leonardo18anime: I'm very happy my fic is making you happu, Mashle really needs more attention. Mash will fight the dragon!
PhantomRPG: Thank you! Mash in a polyamorous relationship would cause a battle royale between the girls, mostly thanks to Lemon. Lemon would unlock every powerup possible to try and keep her husband, girl would learn to use dragon force while not being a dragon slayer. Lemon doing the Itadori pose with her fist together pointing foward, Virgo doing the Todo pose sending a kiss with her deadpan face, Brandish doing the Mahito face and licking her finger "This duel has brought out 120% of their love!". I'm planning of having one more Mashle character join Fairy Tail wonder if ypu guys can guess who it is.
AnimeFan13579: Erza is safe as Mash's big sister... For now.
Getwo: oh, how thoughtful of Doom. Thank you very much for the support!
It had been around five days after the entire situation in Tower of Heaven, they had a good time resting and recovering and, in the end, said their goodbyes to the three new friends they made that day, except for Juvia who had gone back to the guild earlier for personal reasons, they said that they would find their own way so there wasn't anything they had to worry about. Frost and her group made their way back to the magic council while Fairy Tail went back to their home
"Wow!" Natsu yelled
"It's so pretty!" Love gushed
"This is surprising…" Erza said while crossing her arms
"They actually finished rebuilding the guild!" Lucy and Finn yelled out
They were now in front of the new Fairy Tail guild, which after the renovation had become more like a massive castle, with a gate in the front with the name of the guild in an arch above. The group walked in while looking around in shock
"This place is massive!" Cana said
"No kidding…" Dot said
"Heya! Welcome back. Bet you all were surprised when you got back!" a member of Fairy Tail said
"I-I mean, yeah! This place is completely different!" Levy said in shock
"Well, we did rebuild it from scratch."
"You guys did all of this in under a week!?" Finn said incredulously
"We even have an open-air cafe now…" Abel said while walking through the tables
"And a souvenir shop," Milo said while they stopped there to check it out
The shop had various shirts, posters, and even figurines of them
"Welcome, welcome-oh, it's you guys! Hey!" the many in the store waved at them
"Hey, Max." Mash greeted him
"Come here, check what we have. There are T-shirts, mugs, towels, key chains, even special lacryma." Max explained while Lemon grabbed a towel with Mash's face in it "And our most popular item, the Fairy Tail mage figures! Only 3000 jewels each!"
"When did all of this…?" Abyss asked while grabbing a figure of himself doing a cool pose with his sword
"Hey look, there's also one of Lucy!" Happy said while grabbing the figure, it was Lucy mid-jump pointing one of her keys up
"Don't make stuff like this without asking me first! It's embarrassing!" Lucy yelled while blushing
"It looks a little cute though…" Finn said while grabbing the figure from Happy
"And of course…" Max began and pressed a button at the base of the figure, making figure Lucy's clothes all fly away "All the clothes are removable!"
"WHOA!" Finn yelled blushing
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Lucy screamed while grabbing the figure and trying to put the clothes back on it
"I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!" Dot slammed his hand on the counter
"I'LL TAKE ONE OF MASTER ABEL!" Abyss did the same
"I'LL TAKE ONE OF MASH!" and so did Lemon
"I'LL TAKE ONE OF MYSELF!" and Love
"Mine doesn't have clothes to begin with…" Gray said while looking at his shirtless figure
"Max, could you also get one of my little sister? She looks like this." Lance said as he pulled out a perfectly accurate picture of what his sister looked like, even having different angles for maximum precision in the making
"It's very well made. They even got you, Mother." Abel said as he looked at the figure of himself
"At least mine doesn't get her clothes removed…" Levy sighed in relief
"Ah, damm, my figure's clothes don't come off." Cana and Love wined a little
"Look, Mash! I got one of me and you! I can make them kiss!" Lemon said as she touched the two figures' heads together
"Oh, that's nice. Wait… Does that mean we have to kiss so the figures are accurate?" Mash asked genuinely confused
"GASP!" Lemon literally said gasp while gasping and blushing "My love, as much as I'd want to, we must not! We have to save our purity until our marriage! Only then we would be able to do the act of… smooching!"
"Ah, I get it." Mash did not get it
"I'm not sure about mine, Max. I think it would be better if the armor was made of actual metal. Also, since when is my skin this stiff?" Erza asked while holding her figure
"Alright, this was fun but let's go inside. I need to get a drink already." Cana said and everyone followed
As they entered the guild hall they all gaped at how massive it had gotten, and it was also a lot fancier, it even sparkled as they looked at it
"Whoaaaaa!" Lucy and Love grinned while looking at this castle-like place
"Truly impressive." Erza said smirking
"Hmm?" Gray turned around and saw a rather grumpy Natsu walking along with them "What's wrong?"
"It's not like before…" Natsu huffed
"Hello~! Welcome to Fairy Tail~!" Two waitresses waved at them, wearing revealing short dresses with the name "Fairy Tail" stamped in the middle
"The waitresses got new outfits!?" Gray blushed while seeing them
"We had waitresses?" Lance asked "I always thought it was just Mira who did that."
"Well, they look quite cute." Erza said while nodding
"What was Master thinking…" Lucy sighed
"YEAH! THIS NEW GUILD RULES!" Dot cheered
"It's all different…" Natsu was still grumpy
"I don't see it as a bad thing, and I can still drink my booze!" Cana said as she grabbed a massive mug of beer from one of the waitresses and down it all in one swig "Wooow! How I missed you baby!"
Levy was walking around until she got behind the bar, seeing a massive pool there where Jet and Droy approached her
"Levy!" the two said as they approached her "Welcome back!"
"Hey guys! Wow, we have a pool now too!?" Levy said while smiling
"Yeah, we do! Come, let's go for a swim!" Jet said as he guided Levy along
Abyss and Abel decided to go check downstairs and found a game room, filled with all types of games, like pool and darts
"So, they even got a game center…" Abyss said while looking around
"Abyss." Abel called him before pulling out a deck of cards "Want to play a round?"
"Of course!"
The rest of the group remained in the guild hall, walking around until they saw some people on the second floor
"What the… Warren? Since when are you an S-Class?" Lucy asked
"Oh, hey guys. I'm not, this is one of the changes made. Now anyone can come to the second floor! But you still need at least one S-Class on the team if you want to try an S-Class job." Warren explained
"That's awesome!" Lucy said excitedly
Natsu however didn't know how to feel about this. But he didn't have time to think about it, because they all heard Makarov walking up to them
"So, you're all back."
"Master!" they said before noticing who was along with him
"So, since you're all here, I'd like you to meet the new Juvia!" Makarov said while Juvia walked up to them, her hair now being shorter, and wearing a cute dress with a wave pattern at the bottom of the skirt along with a new hat, she also had a medallion of the Fairy Tail logo on her neck "Cute, ain't she?"
"Hello everyone." Juvia said while blushing
"Hahaha, now we're talking, you look much better in this than in your Phantom look!" Gray said making Juvia blush and do a twirl
"GRAY-SAMA THINKS I'M BEAUTIFUL!" Juvia thought super happy
"Thank you for your help back there, Juvia." Erza thanked the water woman
"Don't worry, Juvia is still new so she just wanted to help her friends!" Juvia said with a cute smile
"Well, it's nice to have you looking the part! No more Phantom, all Fairy!" Lemon said while shaking Juvia's hand
"So, how have your advances been so far, Lemon Irvine?"
"Quite well, Mash even suggested we should kiss. Yeah, we are that far, Juvia Lockster."
"Don't think I will be left behind so easily, rival."
"It wouldn't be any fun beating you if it was so easy, rival."
The two stalkers glared at each other while smirking, lightning coming out of their eyes and clashing against one another
"Can you two not make this a competition?" Lucy interjected
"Shut up, love rival!" but was immediately shot down by the two
"But I'm not even…" Lucy just gave up at that point
"Oh, and I almost forgot, we got a new member for the guild." Makarov said and looked at one of the tables "Hey, introduce yourself!"
The person got up from the table, he had long black hair, wore a black tank top, and had metal piercings on his face and arms, that look was familiar to everyone, making them all widen their eyes in shock
"No way!" Lucy and Finn yelled, with Finn hiding behind her, along with Love
"Are you kidding me!?" Gray yelled out
"This guy…" Lance growled
"He's the new member!?" Dot screamed
"GAJEEL!?" they all yelled at the same time when the iron dragon slayer turned around to look at them
"Is this supposed to be some kind of joke!? What kind of moron would let this guy into the guild after what he's done!?" Dot screamed
"I-It was Juvia who brought him here!" Juvia said making Dot bite his tongue
"I-I'm sorry, Juvia! You're not a moron!" Dot corrected himself
"Juvia, Love, and Milo are one thing, they proved that they actually want the good of the guild, especially Juvia who even helped against her own guild. But Gajeel is the one responsible for the destruction of our guild and the horrible injuries of our members." Erza said in a stern tone but Gajeel just looked away
"Now now, he was only acting on behalf of Jose's orders, it couldn't be helped." Makarov said before seeing one of the waitresses walking by and getting distracted by their butt "And you know what they say, yesterday's enemies are today's friends!"
"So, he's sorry for what he's done?" Mash asked
"Yeah yeah, for sure!" Makarov said while continuing to ogle the waitresses
"I-its alright guys, I think we should give him a chance." Levy said while walking up to the group, having an awkward smile on her face. Jet and Droy however were giving Gajeel a death glare
"Levy…" Lucy said worried
"I'm not scared of him!" Lemon said while Cerberus, with Puffy on top of the main head, walked right behind her, growling at Gajeel "After all I have three super strong friends that will protect me now!"
Mash looked at Gajeel and walked up to him, being face to face with the iron dragon slayer once again… Before extending him a hand for a handshake
"Since you're sorry for your actions then there's nothing to be done here. Welcome to the guild, I hope we can be friends." Mash said with his deadpan voice and expression
"What the!? Okay, Mash may have forgiven him but I haven't! I am not working with a guy like him!" Natsu screamed while walking up to Gajeel and Mash
The Iron Dragon Slayer just gave the two a look before slapping Mash's hand away, glaring at the two
"Don't worry Salamander, I don't have any intentions of being all buddy-buddy with you lot." Gajeel said before crossing his arms "I only needed a job, and this was the best thing I could find. Any guild is better than living on the streets, even a shitty one like th-"
Gajeel however was interested when Mash shoved a creampuff in his mouth, making the iron dragon slayer blink his eyes super fast in confusion before spitting the sweet away
"Why did you do that!?" Gajeel yelled
"You seem grumpy so I just assumed you're hungry. People get really grumpy when they are hungry. Oh wait, you're an Iron Dragon Slayer, right? That means you eat iron." Mash said before turning to Erza "Hey Erza, can you lend me a sword? This guy must be starving if he is this grumpy."
Gajeel growled at Mash, this brat truly had a talent for getting on his nerves
"Whatever, but keep one thing in mind, Mash." Gajeel said while putting a finger on Mash's chest "We will have a rematch, and I will beat the ever-living shit out of you. Understand?"
"Sure." Mash just accepted the situation
"Ghg! You… Grr!" Gajeel just gave up and walked away, Mash was just too infuriating to deal with
"Yeah, go away!" Natsu yelled
"Guys, please! Gajeel was just always so lonely that Juvia couldn't bear to see him alone!" Juvia said before noticing what came out of her mouth "I-I mean, not in a romantic way! Gray-sama, I didn't mean it like that!"
"An old man like me must guide the young ones who went into the wrong path back into the right one. He is not a bad guy at heart. At least, I hope…" Makarov explained
"If it's what you say, Master, then I will support your decision. But I do think we should at least have someone keep an eye on him for the time being." Erza said
"Indeed." Makarov agreed
"Uhg… I don't know, this new guild just doesn't feel right…" Natsu said
"I like it." Mash looked at him
In the middle of the conversation, suddenly, the lights all went out, confusing everyone before various members started talking about a show that was about to begin, making everyone sit down and look around to try and understand what was going on
"Too dark…" Natsu said while blowing some fire from his mouth
"Stop that! It's a show, it's supposed to be dark!" Cana yelled
"What is this now?" Lance asked annoyed
"Is that a stage?" Finn asked while looking at the front of the guild hall
Suddenly, various lights shined on the stage, with a magic curtain appearing and opening to reveal Mira sitting down with a guitar in hand, a microphone being right in front of her for her to start singing
"Mira!?" Lucy and Finn yelled in confusion
Mira began to sing and her angelic voice began to echo through the entire guild, everyone smiled while listening to her song, and the group that went on the entire situation on the beach felt more relaxed and welcome after such a situation. Until Natsu felt someone stomping on his feet, looking at Gajeel who was smirking
"THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" Natsu screamed while getting up
"Eh?" Gajeel looked at him
"Can you two shut up!? Mira is singing!" someone yelled while throwing two mugs at Natsu and Gajeel, hitting them in the face
"WHO THREW THAT!?" Natsu screamed while flipping the table, throwing Gajeel off it and onto the ground
"Ah." Juvia said as the table flew onto her and the people on her side, but she just turned into water to not get hit
"AAAAAAAAAAA!" however Finn and Lucy weren't so lucky, being hit in the head with the table
"How dare you hit my cute big sister!" Love yelled while getting up
"We're not related…" Lucy weakly said
Dammit Natsu! Shut the hell up!" Gray got up, hitting Erza in the shoulder and making her drop her strawberry shortcake
Erza widened her eyes as her face darkened, a dark aura surrounding her
"M-my strawberry shortcake…" Erza said while her eyes were filled with tears
"EVERYONE SHUT UP! MY BIG SISTER IS SINGING!" Elfman yelled while getting up, hitting Mash by accident and making him drop his creampuff before stomping on it
"My creampuff…" Mash said with a face filled with sadness
"SHU-" Elfman began but received an uppercut from Mash and a kick in the face for Erza
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" the two screamed
"Don't worry! I got you a new one!" Lemon and Dot came running, Lemon with a new creampuff and Dot with a new Strawberry Shortcake, only for them to trip on some water that was on the ground and drop the sweets
While the sweets were in the air the two powerhouses of Fairy Tail landed on them, with Mash landing on the cake and Erza on the creampuff, making the two gasp in shock before looking at each other, Mash's hair went up as Erza's body got an aura similar to a dragon's and the two clashed fists with each other
"Oh? You're approaching me? After betraying me like that, you still decide to approach me?" Mash said in a dramatic way
"I can't take revenge for my fallen love without getting closer." Erza responded with equal dramatics
"I see. Then come as close as you'd like." Mash said and the two then punched each other in the face, sending them flying away into different walls
Lemon looked at the water and saw it reforming into Juvia, making the blonde frown before jumping on top of her and riding her up with chains
"How dare you sabotage me getting food for my husband! You are vile for this, Juvia Lockster!" Lemon yelled while grabbing Juvia
"Juvia didn't even do anything! But Juvia won't back down against such accusations, Lemon Irvine!" Juvia yelled back grabbing Lemon as the two began to roll around the guild like a ball while getting into a fistfight against each other
"Ow, my head…" Dot rubbed his head before getting up and seeing that he had called right on top of one of Lance's ornaments of his sister, this time being a small pot with her face in it… That now was broken into pieces
"Dot…" Lance's voice was heard as various objects were lifted up with gravity magic
"Ah fuck…" Dot mumbled before sprinting away while the gravity mage tried to kill him
"Someone stop Love and Natsu!" Max yelled while Love was on top of Natsu's shoulders and hitting him over the head with her wand
"TAKE THIS YOU UNCUTE LIZARD!" Love yelled
"GET OFF ME! THIS AIN'T FAIR!" Natsu screamed
Milo was hiding under a table for his safety, not wanting to be a part of this, while Rayne was in a corner drinking some coffee, not knowing why he was even there to begin with
"I guess this is no time for a ballad." Mira said, using her magic to change her clothes to a more punk rock look "Then let's rock the house!"
Mira began to play some hard rock while everyone began fighting each other, Abyss and Abel got there to see what was going on only to also get dragged up into it, with Abyss doing his best to take any hits Abel would take, and Levy was watching everything while laughing, doing her best to dodge the onslaught along with Jet and Droy. Cana in the meanwhile was drunkenly throwing stuff at people, and Erza and Mash went back to fighting each other, appearing and reappearing around the guild trading blows. And Lucy and Finn? The two were on the ground trying their best to remain safe
"This place really hasn't changed…" Lucy said
"Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie, I missed this chaos." Finn said while laughing a little "I mean, most of my days here have been super chaotic but… The chaos in the guild is weirdly welcoming."
"I know what you mean. I guess that's just what makes this place Fairy Tail." Lucy smiled and laughed, being followed by Finn
"Why… Why couldn't you brats just bottle it up for one day…" Makarov began to tremble before starting to cry "Tomorrow's the day the reporter comes to collect data on the guild!"
"A reporter!?" Lucy, Finn, and Love yelled
"CUT IT OUT YOU LOWLIFES! CLEAN THIS UP!" Makarov screamed while entering his giant mode
"Hey hey hey! Chill out, gramps!"
"So that's what all of this stuff was for…" Lucy sighed
"He just wanted to show off to the reporter…" Finn also sighed
—
"So today is the day the reporter is coming." Finn said while looking around
It was now the next day, everyone was having fun in the guild as always. With Mash and his friends sitting at a table talking to each other… well, everyone was sitting at the table except Lemon, who was on top of her Cerberus
"What is this reporter about, by the way?" Mash asked
"Is for Sorcerer Weekly. A very famous magazine about magic, guilds, and all of that kind of stuff. Mira is even a model for it, she appeared lots of times." Finn explained
"Can you show me the pictures?" Dot asked
"Can you not?" Finn asked
"Erza, Titania!" they heard a weird voice coming from behind them, seeing said reporter "So cool, cool, cool! The real Erza!"
"Oh, you've came. A pleasure to meet you." Erza said
"As expected! A natural response from Erza!"
"Hello, I'm Lucy. Erza's friend." Lucy said as she walked up to the reporter with a smile
"So, Erza, can I ask you a few questions?" but she was completely ignored
"Go ahead." Erza nodded
"Finn, can you go help Lucy?" Mash asked
"Why me?" Finn asked confused
"Well, you two seem rather close so I'm sure you can help her with whatever she's doing." Mash said
"Uh… Yeah, I guess." Finn sighed and got up, walking up to the blonde to check on her
"So, how many armors do you have!?"
"More than a hundred."
"COOL!"
"Hey Lucy." Finn said as he went right to Lucy's side
"Hey…" Lucy said depressed
"What are you doing exactly?"
"This is my chance to get famous throughout the entire world! I can't blow it this time! I must get that reporter to cover me!" Lucy explained
"Just that!?" Finn said confused
"And which armor do you like the most?"
"The bunny suit."
"THE BUNNY SUIT!?"
"THE BUNNY SUIT!?" Even Lucy and Finn were shocked by that
"Did I hear bunny?" Rayne asked as he appeared there
Erza then re-quipped into her Bunny Suit armor, appearing in a, you guessed it, bunny suit, laying on top of a table while showing off the suit… and in extent herself
"I think the ears are cute." Erza said
"COOOOOOOOL!"
Rayne looked at that and then had a nosebleed, covering his face while looking away
"How did I not know that such perfection existed…?" Rayne was referring to the suit "I need to get one myself…"
"Big brother…" Finn was ashamed of his brother
"Oh! You are Rayne, right!?" the reporter turned towards the divine visionary "The man from a distant land who is as strong as a Wizard Saint!?"
"Hmm? I suppose that's me." Rayne said with his nose still bleeding
"AT LEAST CLEAN THE BLOOD OFF!" Finn yelled
" SO COOL!" The reporter gushed
"I guess I'll never be popular…" Lucy sighed
"It's okay." Finn patted Lucy's back while Happy laughed
"What right do you have to laugh at me!?" Lucy yelled at the cat
"Ah! Happy, why are you blue?" the reporter came there and asked
"Because I'm a cat." Happy explained
"NO WAY I LOST TO A CAT!" Lucy fell down depressed
The reporter then turned to where Lucy was, making her quickly fix herself and smile at him… Before he dashed right through her and Finn, throwing them both to the ground
"Is that the real Gray Fullbuster!?" The reporter screamed
"Okay, rude!" Finn yelled
Lucy ran after the reporter, being followed by Finn so she wouldn't do anything stupid
"So cool! There's even Juvia here!" the reporter said "Now Gray, why do you always take off your clothes?"
"Hey! Don't say it like I'm some kind of pervert!" Gray yelled while getting up
"Gray-sama! Your pants!" Juvia yelled while pointing at Gray's pantless legs
"Oh my, it's so hot, perhaps I should also undress~..." Lucy said while starting to take off her top
"Lucy… Don't lower yourself so much…" Finn blushed and sighed
"It's just how the world of fame is!" Lucy yelled
"Yeah, Lucy! Do what's needed!" Dot yelled before the table he was in got flipped and he was thrown away "AAAAAAAAAAA!"
"WHERE'S THE REPORTER!?" Natsu screamed, he was the one who flipped the table
"Oh my god! It's Natsu Dragneel! The real one! Salamander, the Fire Dragon Slayer! The coolest of all!" the reporter gushed
"You're way too excited!" Lucy and Finn exclaimed
"Liar! You're always destroying my image!" Natsu screamed
"Yes!"
"You say that I destroy this and that!"
"COOL COOL COOL!" the reporter was super hyped "But I'm so excited to meet the real thing! Can you shake my hand?"
"Get away from me!" Natsu screamed and punched the reporter away
"Such a cool handshake!" the reporter yelled as he flew away
The reporter flew so far that he landed right in front of Lucy's feet, making her crouch to try and talk to him
"H-hey, Mr. Reporter. Do you have anything to ask me?" Lucy asked
The reporter then realized something… and ran right past her once again
"IS THAT MASH BURNEDEAD!?"
"Ah…" Lucy sat down depressed while Finn patted her back
"Hmm?" Mash got confused about the random guy who just appeared right beside him
"Mash! Mash! Is it true that you have no magic but still manage to keep up with the S-Class mages here!?" the reporter asked
"Yeah," Mash answered simply
"He is truly the coolest!" Lemon smiled
"Oh, you must be his wife, correct?"
"Yeah! That's me!"
"How is it like having such a cool husband?"
"It's amazing, he is truly better than all of the other husbands around." Lemon had a smug look and gave Juvia a small glance
"And you two must be his two friends Dot and Lance!?" the reporter moved to the two mages
"Hell yeah!" Dot pointed at himself while getting up from the ground
"Is it true that you flirt with every girl around to try and get a girlfriend but still fail?"
"NO COMMENT!" Dot yelled and went back to the ground
"And Lance, is it true that you are a lolicon?"
"I'm not a lolicon. I'm a siscon." Lance explained
"Not sure that's any better…" Dot said from the ground
The reporter then moved to try and interview other members
"See Lucy, I was also ignored here. It's fine." Finn tried to cheer her up
"But I don't want to be a dejected nobody!" Lucy cried out
"Ouch but fair…" Finn sweatdropped
"It seems like we have no other choice…" Lucy then got serious
"Sorry, we?"
"Come, Finn! This is going to be a little embarrassing but it's our only hope!" Lucy yelled while dragging Finn into the dressing room
"E-eh!?"
—
After a little while Finn and Lucy appeared on the stage, with Lucy wearing a bunny girl outfit, which made Rayne's nosebleed return, and with Finn wearing a magician's outfit
"Everyone, look here! I'm going to sing a song!" Lucy yelled out
"How could I have been convinced to do this…" Finn said while looking down and blushing
—
"Come on, Finn!" Lucy pleaded
"No! It's too embarrassing for me to just stay there and dance in front of everyone while you sing! Especially dressed like this!" Finn yelled, wearing a bunny girl outfit
"Come on! We will be the bunny girl sisters! It will work out great!"
"WHY ARE WE EVEN DRESSED LIKE THIS!?"
"Because I've researched that bunny girls are super popular. And also, it fits me very well! Look at it." Lucy said, Finn had to agree that she really looked gorgeous in the bunny outfit, but that didn't mean he was also having to wear it
"Y-yeah, you look stunning in it but I'm not gonna wear this! I'm a guy! I'm not made for these costumes!"
"But it fits you just as well. I think you could pass as a girl without much issue…"
"LUCY!"
"Fine! But you will still need to help me! Just put on this magician outfit!"
Finn gulped and grabbed the outfit, looking at Lucy and then at it… It was actually a very good matching pair… Him and Lucy on the stage, singing and dancing… With her body bouncing around-Oh God, he was spending so much time in this place that he was being corrupted! It for sure was the fault of all the fanservice situations that happened to him! They awakened his inner Dot!
"S-sure, Lucy…"
—
The lights went out once again, making Finn and Lucy look around confused, suddenly the magic curtain appeared again
"What!? It's Mira who will sing!?" Warren asked confused
But who appeared from the curtains was Gajeel, wearing a white suit and sunglasses, and on his hand was a guitar
"GAJEEL!?" Everyone screamed
He was doing this because Juvia told him to try and be friends with the people on the guild, so he obviously thought that the best way to do this was to sing a song about friendship to them. He began to play the guitar and started to sing… Which sounded horrible
"He sings like shit!" Dot said while covering his ears
"Do your best Gajeel!" Juvia supported her friend
"THIS IS SO NOT CUTE!" Love was almost dying due to how bad that was
"Now, here's a song that I wrote called 'Best Friends'. Listen up." Gajeel said and began to play his guitar
"Colorful colorful shubduba
The melody of blue metallic
Dou dou shalala
Dou dou shalala
Shubdoba
Shalala
I bite those honey tightly
Shalala!"
"Hey, dancers, dance." Gajeel ordered Finn and Lucy
"Dancers!?" the two yelled
"Dance." Gajeel said in a threatening tone
And so the two began to dance while crying, everyone booed them thanks to how bad that singing was… Well, everyone except for
"Cool! The absurdity of it all is so cool! This is the song of the year!" the reported danced
"This is my jam." Milo bopped his head
"SOMEONE GET THAT MAN OFF THE STAGE!" Love pleaded
—
The next day, Finn and Lucy were getting ready to do a mission together
"I said I'm sorry…" Lucy whined
"It's your fault we went through that humiliation in the first place, so you owe me one." Finn said, he normally wasn't a vindictive person but after being humiliated like that yesterday no one could blame him for being mad, so he made so that Lucy had to help him in a mission today
"Fine, fine. But why didn't you call Mash or the others to help us out?" Lucy asked
"Well…"
—
"Mash and I have to get our list of invites to our wedding! Mash said he wants his dad to be present and I also want my parents there so we are postponing the weddings until we find a way to get back! But, it's still better if we are already ready!" Lemon explained
"Yep. I have to put all of my friend's names on the list." Mash said
—
"Sorry, Juvia said she was going to show me some true love today." Gray said
"Yes. Tell Lucy that we went on a mission like a true couple!" Juvia said smugly
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"My armor is too tight around my chest. I must go and have this checked out by the blacksmith this instant!" Erza said as she marched way
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"And the others just have their own missions to go, so it's just us." Finn said
"This sucks! My rent depends on this mission!" Lucy cried out
"I mean, we can probably get one that pays well and it's still easy." Finn said as he looked at the job board "Here! This one seems good, it's from the local school, they need mages to help us monitor children! And it pays 30 thousand jewels!"
When Finn went to pick the mission, Gajeel appeared and grabbed it making the two look at him
"Oh…" Finn backed away
"Hey!" But Lucy did the opposite "I saw that first!"
"And I grabbed it first." Gajeel shot back
"Eh!? Are you even sure you're cut for this job!?" Lucy yelled at him
"Lucy, chill!" Finn tried to defuse the situation
"I can handle any job that comes my way! You lost it because you weren't fast enough, cry me a river, bunny girl." Gajeel growled at her and walked away
"YOU JERK!" Lucy stomped her foot on the ground while Finn held her back
"It's okay! It's okay! We can find another one!"
—
Mash had just finished writing the names of the people invited to his "wedding", he didn't really know what that was but it was some kind of party so it would probably be good to have all of his friends there. He was walking into the guild to try and do a mission, and test out how his daily workout is helping him these days. But while he was walking he saw something weird happening, Jet and Droy were confronting Gajeel in the middle of the street
"What do ya want? You called me here right when I got a job so be quick." Gajeel said
"You sure are brave to talk about doing a job on the guild you destroyed." Jet said
"If this is about jobs then you can leave this guild and find another one. Any guild has jobs." Droy said
"Oh? Are the small fry telling me to beat it? Is it because of the shit that happened before? Gehehehe, sorry for that." Gajeel smirked
"Guys, please, don't do this!" Levy told them
"Levy, you don't understand. We have to do this." Jet began
"If we let this go then Fairy Tail's honor will be tarnished forever." Droy finished
Gajeel simply smirked at that, causing Jet to growl and dash at him using his High-Speed magic
"I'll wipe that cocky smirk right off your face!" Jet yelled and hit Gajeel right in the face with a left hook
"Wow. He's just as fast as Abyss. And that guy is super fast." Mash thought while watching from behind a tree. He thinks that interrupting this would be rather rude
"Hidden Seed Technique!" Droy yelled out, using his plant magic to throw various seeds below Gajeel "Knuckle Plant!"
Various plants rose from the ground in the shapes of knuckles, pummeling Gajeel into the air, where Jet came flying down and hit him with a dropkick
"Falcon Heavenward!"
Gajeel was blasted to the ground, bouncing on it before getting up
"Hey, quite pretending." Jet told him
"Your real strength is not like this." Droy said
"Guys…" Levy was getting very worried about all of this
"Oi. You guys are bullying the newbie?" Laxus' voice was heard behind them making the two turn around
"Laxus!?"
"So, you're the guy that wrecked our guild, huh? And that geezer for some dumb reason let you be a part of the team now, huh?" Laxus said as he walked up to Gajeel
"Laxus…" Mash frowned seeing that man again
"You're the reason people are laughing at us! You piece of shit." Laxus gritted his teeth while looking at Gajeel
Laxus then moved his arm down, blasting Gajeel with a massive lightning bolt, electrocuting the iron dragon slayer
"It's all your fault, you bastard!" Laxus screamed
Gajeel screamed in pain while the others stared at him in complete shock, not knowing what to do. Laxus then blasted Gajeel with another lightning blast, blowing him away and making him scream more
"Laxus! You're overdoing it! Stop!" Jet yelled out, yeah he wanted to beat Gajeel up but it was only to teach him a lesson, Laxus was going to kill this guy
"Even though Laxus is strong, he shouldn't be beating up Gajeel so easily…" Droy said in shock
"That means that… Gajeel, you bastard…" Jet realized what was happening
"He wants to be friends with us, so he's not fighting back because that's his way of apologizing for what he did…" Levy covered her mouth while Gajeel struggled to get up
"It's your fucking fault that we are being treated like a joke around the country!" Laxus screamed while kicking Gajeel in the stomach "You want our forgiveness? Try dying! That will sure make up for what you did! All who oppose Fairy Tail must die!"
"Laxus! Stop! That's enough!" Levy yelled at him
"Shut up, weakling! You're annoying!" Laxus yelled and blasted a lightning bolt at her
Everyone widened their eyes at Laxus blasting Levy, the solid script mage lifted up her arms to protect herself, only for Gajeel to get in front of her and take the attack for her, spitting out blood thanks to the strength of the attack
"G-Gajeel…?" Levy said in shock
"He… protected Levy…" Droy gaped
"You…" Jet was at a loss for words
Laxus simply lifted an eyebrow… Before he felt a fist colliding with his cheek, making him skid a little to the right but with no apparent damage
"So you also came out of hiding." Laxus said while looking at who had just appeared "Mash."
"You are a true jerk, you know that?" Mash said while frowning "You try and kill your friends like this? Like it's nothing?"
"These pathetic weaklings are not my friends." Laxus answered "They shouldn't even be considered part of the guild thanks to how weak they are."
"Who cares about how strong they are? They are part of the guild, they live with us, Levy herself helped my friend Finn in the Tower of Heaven situation. Meanwhile, here you are, you are strong but you don't do jackshit to help the guild." Mash cracked his knuckles while glaring at Laxus "You didn't help against Phantom, didn't come help at Tower of Heaven, you only complain when we get hurt."
Laxus glared at Mash, this brat really knew how to get on his nerves, but, there was one thing that he had that the other weaklings who tried to talk to him about this kind of stuff didn't have… Strength.
"Humpf. Speaking of which, I heard you beat up Siegrain-oops, Jellal, all on your own. Is that true?" Laxus crossed his arms
"Yeah. What about it?" Mash asked
"That's quite impressive. He is a wizard saint after all, so, maybe you aren't as worthless as I thought. Even being some kind of freak that doesn't have any magic power in ya, you still manage to be abnormally strong." Laxus turned around and began to walk away "Come talk to me in the guild later. I have a proposition for you. And for the rest of ya, you got lucky today."
Laxus then went away, making all of them look at him with a mixture of emotions
"Jerk." Mash said
"Gajeel, are you-" Levy began
"I'm fine. I got a job to do. Don't bother me." Gajeel said as he walked away
The four mages there watched as Gajeel went away, maybe he really did change. He at least seemed to be a cool guy… Compared to Laxus at least…
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At another part of Magnolia, a group of people were walking around until they picked up a magazine from the ground, reading a page with a picture of Mash with the caption "New magicless mage from Fairy Tail fights even the strongest with pure muscle!"
"Looks like we found our target." the one who said that was Orter, fixing his glasses and throwing the magazine on the ground "Mash Burnedead. It's time for your execution."
This group was the divine visionaries! …Again!
A chapter of just fun after the craziness of Tower of Heaven, and also some setup for some things. What does Laxus want with Mash? And the divine visionaries are here! Again!
Some questions for you guys. Do you think if Ryoh went to the top of the Tower, could he have beaten Jellal? If Margarret got in the FT world, would he think the mages here would make him feel the Summer Breeze? Would someone be able to make Carpaccio feel pain if he appeared? Would Rayne look good in a bunny suit? Who is a bigger simp, Abyss for Abel or Fred for Laxus?
Mashle episode review, OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL! Adam appeared and his voice is super cute, and we got Walhberg using Spaces to erase Necross, yeah, I did bullshit the part of Necross not being able to use Adam's full power in the fic to make things more fair... Also, Innocent looks so diva, hello? And we got Hephaestus and that looked awesome, and we had Mash doing his dodging and being adorable once again, and the reveal of the dark magic of imortality, and Mash running circles in the ocean of school. Cell got caught from behind and began halucinating, that was funny as hell, Mash is truly an S-Class asfixiator
Some skits
Lucy's mistake
*Lucy walks inside of her house and turns on the light, seeing Virgo and Lemon in the middle of some S play*
Lucy: ...why?
Virgo: Princess, before you say anything, you need to understand that bondage is the form of art in which I express myself.
Lucy: could you atleast do it fully cloathed?
Virgo: but then that loses the expression in which my ass is out.
Lucy: I expected this of you, but why are you going along with this?
Lemon: After I whipped Virgo for trying to allegedly to something with my husband I felt really nice and hot, and that's when I found my love for this kind of stuff.
Mash: I'm scared...
Lucy: me too... Wait, WHY ARE YOU ALL IN MY HOUSE!?
Jealousy?
*Lemon bangs on Mash's door like she's going to rip it off*
Lance: what is she doing?
Finn: Lemon thinks she saw another woman entering Mash's room.
Dot: Shes terrifiying, dude.
Lemon: MASH! Mash, who was that unedentified female who entered your room!
Mash: no woman entered ny room.
Lemon: Mash, come on, just send the bitch out in one piece and I'll send her to God in twenty.
Mash: I have no idea who you are talking about.
Lemon: Is it Lucy or Erza that is in there!? I always knew you were a tits man instead of an ass man!
Dot: I don't think him being into you would make him an ass man
Lemon: DOT I"LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!
Dot: SORRY!
Finn: I've never seen her like this...
Mash: Lemon, I'm telling you, no woman entered my room.
Lemon: you want me to believe you over my two eyes!?
Mash: yes.
Lemon: Okay! *skips away*
Lance: yeah, I don't know what I expected...
*meanwhile, a mini Brandish runs away*
Brandish: Another assassination atempt failed!