(Green Diamond's Caverns, Beneath- Homeworld)

Green Diamond was waving her scepter in her hand.

"My diamond, are you sure this is a good idea?" Green Aventurine said.

"Jarek returned to earth. Someone has to protect us." Green Diamond said.

"But you haven't mastered that spell yet, have you?" Green Aventurine said.

"Oh come on! How bad can this be?" Green Diamond's scepter let out a powerful wave of green fog.

(FART!)

"OHHH! My diamond! Lay off the bean burritos!" Green Aventurine said. "(Cough!) (Cough!)"

"Oh gosh darn. Wrong spell." Green Diamond said. Her scepter flashed a bright light. "OH NO!"

(EXPLOSION!)

"(Angrily) GODDAMNIT!" Green Diamond said.

(Central Homeworld)

In the skies, there were yellow submarines materializing, coming into existence.

Gems roaming around saw them appear, and started chattering in confusion. Some started getting angry at the foreign invaders.

The submarine ships close to the fountain opened their doors, and strange humanoid rabbit-like aliens came out, each one chattering in gibberish.

"OH MY STARS! Rabbids!" A Rhodonite said in fear.

Several gems started panicking as the rabbids sprinted to them with plungers in their hands.

"Are those plungers?" An Agate said, looking closely.

"RIYAH!" A rabbid said, swinging his plunger at her face, hitting her.

"OW! Why you!" She said, trying to hit him back.

"Bwa hahahahahaha!" One rabbid went, laughing at the agate.

"Weeheeheeheeheehee!" Another one joined in, laughing.

Then more rabbids joined in attacking her violently with plungers.

Several gems were seen being chased by rabbids.

Green Diamond crawled out of a sewer opening.

"Oh god no.. " She said, appearing to be badly hurt by her own explosion.

"Pbbt ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" One rabbit said, pointing at her.

"BWAAAAAH!" A rabbid started hitting her with a toilet scrubber.

"OH! OW! HEY! FUCKER! OW!" She said, fighting back, getting the upper hand very easily.

(Blue Diamond's Mansion)

Steven, Pearl, and Blue Pearl walked to the stairs, leading to Blue Diamond's Pool.

"Blue Diamond is just up the stairs, I'll wait for you here." Pearl said.

"I'll be back in a bit!" Steven said, running up the stairs.

"Welcome back." Blue Pearl said quietly.

Pearl looked at her quizzically.

Steven started hopping up the giant stairs in front of him.

(Pool)

Blue Diamond was sitting in her pool, brushing her hair… with a singing comb.

"~ You'll never be alone-y, as long as you are combing ~" the comb sang with each brush she made.

Blue Diamond let out an annoyed sigh.

She saw Steven coming up the stairs.

"(Gasp!) You're here! [drops comb in cup] Come in!" She said happily.

"Okay!" Steven said, running back, and then forward. "Cannonball!" He did a cannonball jump into the pool.

(SPLASH!)

Steve started laughing, which then Blue Diamond started to laugh.

"Hey, you should try it!" He said.

"A cannonball? ..Well alright." She said, lifting herself out of the pool, then walking a short distance away.

She ran, and jumped, holding her legs together.

"Weee!" She said, jumping.

Steven watched with regret, right as Blue landed on him.

(SPLASH!)

(NEEDLE SCRATCHES RECORD!)

(Ren - Hol' up, how the $# she gon' jump and land on him?!

Me - It didn't end well.)

(let's try this again..)

Blue Diamond giggled.

"(Annoyed) Blue!" Steven said, now drenched from the massive splash.

(A/N - Oh lord.)

"Oh I'm sorry! I'm way too big to even be doing that." She said.

"It's okay! You did good for a giant!" Steven said.

"You haven't changed. So silly, so small." She said.

"I'm not done growing, I'm not sure I can catch up to you, and Yellow though." He said.

"I'm sure you'll get there in a few hundred years." She said.

"Hey, can I be a giant too?" He asked.

"Why of course." She put her hand to her gem, making it glow bright.

She placed her hand on Steven's head, causing him to grow. However, he didn't grow to meet Blue Diamond's height, just Pink Diamond's.

She was confused by this.

"Oh." She said.

"(bummed out) Aww, I thought that would work." He said.

"I think that's as tall as you can grow." She said.

She let go of him, reverting him back to his original height, and proportion.

"(Sigh)" Steven sighed.

"Well that's okay. That doesn't change my opinion of you, Pink. I love you all the same." She said.

"Gee thanks." He said, blushing a little bit from that.

"Do you remember the game we used to play here?" She asked.

Steven shook his head.

"We had such fun together. You, and I. Yellow and.. White." She said.

"We were all together here?!" He said.

"You would stand underwater, all the way at the bottom, and sing. And we would be above the surface, trying to guess the song." She said.

"Oh stars." Pearl said to herself, listening from at the bottom of the stairs, Blue Pearl was giggling to herself with her hand covering mouth.

(past - when the singing game was played..)

White Diamond, Yellow Diamond, and Blue Diamond were sitting together in the pool, listening intently to the sounds of bubbles coming from the pool water.

"Is it mountain king?" White asked.

"No, it's the nutcracker." Yellow said with her eyelids lowered.

"No... I think.. She's saying something.. " Blue said.

"My diamonds, she saying she's drowning! Oh my stars!" Pearl panicked, looking at the pool water, seeing Pink Diamond shaking her arms around in a panicky way.

(now..)

"It didn't last very long." Blue Diamond said.

"Well, can we do that right now? Maybe after, we can talk White into coming back to Earth with us." Steven said.

"No. We stopped coming here after you left. That was the start of Era 2. No one wanted to be here, with your empty spot." She started to tear up. "It was so quiet."

Steven wiped his forming tears away.

"I know you guys have colony stuff to do, but we should spend more time together." He said.

"I would love that." She said, smiling lightly.

Blue Pearl cleared her throat. "My apologies, my diamond, but your next appointment."

"(Sigh) Of course." Blue Diamond said.

"Wait! I wanted to talk to you about White!" He said.

"Later, perhaps." She said, getting out of the pool.

Steven sneezed, and shivered.

"Ohhh." He said, feeling unwell.

Then the pool water drained all the way to the surface.

"Whoa!" He exclaimed, sinking with the water.

"Pearl?" Steven said.

"Steven?" Pearl said, running up to the poolside.

"Some water got in my nose, and I'm all drenched!" Steven said.

"Oh dear.." Pearl said, pulling out a purple rope-like object out of her forehead gemstone.

(Meanwhile.. - - Planetary Store, Streets)

Steve was walking through the crowd of gems, heading over to the little shop that read "PLANETARY GOODS!"

He entered the shop.

There was a large, fat Rabbid, dressed up as a cashier clerk.

"Heh?" Steve was completely puzzled by his appearance.

"(Gibberish) - Rih? Whoa-wih-weh!" The rabbid said in a low, growlish voice.

"What the heck are you doing here? What have you done with Raspberry Gaspeite?!" Steve said.

Raspberry Gaspeite, the merchant for the planetary shop, was tied up in rope, in the backroom where the surveillance was stored. She grunted, and let out muffled screams.

Steve heard the screams, and summoned his ball & chain, alarming the rabbid.

The rabbid jumped over the counter, and cracked his knuckles, chanting in gibberish.

The rabbid screamed angrily in gibberish, about to hit Steve.

Steve strafed backwards, and swung his ball, hitting the rabbid in the face several times.

Then several other smaller rabbids joined in the fight.

Gems from outside saw the attack, and assisted, entering the shop.

The rabbids started punching Steve, and hitting him with plungers, but the gems intervened, so Steve didn't get hit that much.

The rabbids were being overwhelmed by the gems, and their angry tactics, so one of them ran to the radio nearby to call for help.

Steve casted his spiky ball, like a fishing rod, and struck the rabbid in the back, sending him to the floor. He ran to the rabbid, and started hitting him really, really hard.

The rabbid yelled in pain, and agony.

Then the assisting gems gained the upper hand, and started restraining the rabbids to the walls.

The cashier rabbid now had a swollen left eye, and was missing some teeth. He was laying on the ground. The other rabbids who didn't get caught retreated, only to start getting beat up by more gems outside.

Steve ran to the back room, and untied Raspberry Gaspeite.

"Thank you, Steve. Those rabbids were horrible! They took control of the store before I could call for help!" Raspberry Gaspeite said, getting up.

Raspberry Gaspeite is a skinny, pink skinned gem with long, beautiful hair that went just below her neck, and she wore a white long sleeve shirt with suspenders present, and a black skirt with matching shoes.

"Get back to safety. I have a feeling there's more of these rabbids out there." Steve said. He quickly pulled the alarm, and within minutes, the authorities came in and arrested the detained rabbids.

(Central Homeworld Statue)

The yellow submarine hovering above the statue was now under attack by homeworld hand ships, being blasted with heavy beams.

Green Diamond was seen running to the statue, with her scepter in hand. She aimed her crystal at the ship above her, and focused her energy.

"These creatures were supposed to be under my spell, why didn't it work?!" She said to herself.

"You forgot to say moon crystal power!" Green Adamantine said, following her with a large book in her hands.

"This isn't sailor moon!" Green Diamond said.

"That's what the spell says. You were trying to change into a sailor senshi, right?" Green Adamantine said.

"No! My skirt's too short! Everyone will see my ass!" Green Diamond said.

"~ My my, what a sight that would be! ~" Green Adamantine said, blushing.

"Sh-shut up!" Green Diamond said, also blushing.

The scepter blasted a stream of green energy, hitting the yellow submarine.

(POOF!) - yellow submarine

Then a large amount of rabbids fell out of the ship, each one screaming as they fell.

Orange Diamond, and Victoria saw the event unfold.

"Green!" Orange said.

Green Diamond turned to see the two gems running to them.

"Thank the stars you're okay!" Green Diamond said.

"So… no sailor senshi?" Green Adamantine said, shrugging.

"NO!" Green Diamond said to her.

"What's with the rabbids?" Orange asked.

"I tried to unleash them on White Diamond, but my aim was bad, and I said the spell in the wrong order." Green Diamond said.

"Oh god." Orange said.

"Rabbids? That's awesome!" Victoria said.

"Vic, not now." Orange said.

"What? I love rabbids." Victoria said.

"They're hostile creatures, who beat up people with plungers, and toilet scrubbers." Orange said.

Then the rabbids who fell from the ship were seen sprinting in an angry mob, to the gems.

"Oh snap!" Green Diamond said.

"Green, now's the time! You can wipe them all out!" Green Adamantine said.

"Ugh.. FINE! But don't stare!" Green Diamond said, very reluctant to use her spell.

"Wait, are you really gonna turn into sailor moon?" Victoria said, puzzled.

"Not her, per se. Just.. watch." Green Diamond said. "Moon Crystal Power! Make… up!"

Green Diamond's appearance literally changed to that of a sailor moon character, resembling Makoto Kino's costume, but with a very short skirt, and black panties slightly visible.

Orange cringed, and covered her eyes with her fingers, shaking her head.

Victoria laughed.

"~ Oh my diamond! ~ " Green Adamantine said.

Then Green Diamond threw her tiara, and it hit the rabbids, erasing them upon impact.

The rabbids who didn't get hit started running away.

Victoria pulled out her phone, and started filming what was happening, mainly looking at Green Diamond's backside.

Orange swiped the phone from her, and stopped recording, giving her an annoyed look.

"That's your aunt!" She said.

"I've never seen her in that costume before, and she's blowing those rabbids away!" Victoria said.

Green Diamond grabbed her tiara, chasing after the fleeing rabbids.

Then the captain of the ship, a very, very large rabbid readied his laser cannon, and started firing like crazy at the gems.

Orange casted a field of impenetrable energy.

"Now, sailor moon!" She said, chuckling.

"Moon tiara.. action!" Green Diamond said, throwing her tiara once more, hitting the rabbid captain.

The rabbid captain swallowed the tiara, and started choking.

His belly grew in size.

(EXPLOSION!)

The rabbid exploded, leaving behind the tiara.

"Ew!" Green Diamond said, as she walked over to the object, and bent over.

"OHH!" Orange, and Victoria said, shielding their eyes.

"Nice." Green Adamantine said, enjoying the view.

Then Green Diamond jump-kicked her.

(POOF!) - Green Adamantine

"(Sigh) What a pervert!" Green Diamond commented. She fixed her dress.

"It doesn't look so bad on you." Orange said.

"That's not the point! I don't want anyone to see me like this!" Green Diamond said.

"Have you ever considered changing your clothes? When's the last time you wore that?" Orange asked.

"A thousand years ago." Green said.

"Yikes. When this is over, we're going shopping. I could use some new clothes too." Orange said.

"Same here." Victoria said.

Then they heard cat yowling noises, and rabbids screaming.

"BWAAAAAAAAH!" They heard the rabbids scream, running back to the gems.

A gem tiger was chasing them, ramming into the rabbids with ease, knocking them out.

"A tiger?" Green Diamond said.

"Hold on. Let me see it." Orange said, approaching the feline.

The tiger crawled up to Orange, and sniffed her hand as she reached for his nose.

"(Sniff!) (Sniff!)" The tiger went, then he laid down.

Orange petted the tiger, and several more cats came up to her.

"Aww! I want one!" Victoria said, walking up to one of the cats. She picked up a blue cat.

The cat blinked, looking at her, then it turned its head and looked away.

"I'm gonna name you 'Sammy!" She said.

Orange petted the cat.

"We should really take these cats to a safe place. Before the diamonds find them." Green Diamond said, squatting down, and picking up an orange-red tabby cat.

"Agreed." Orange said.

(Pink's Palace - - NIGHT)

Steven was looking out the window, seeing the yellow submarines were sinking, some were being destroyed.

"What do you think is happening, Pearl?" Steven asked.

"I don't know. I've never seen those ships before." Pearl said.

Orange, Victoria, and Green Diamond came into the room.

"(Sigh of relief!) OHHHH! Finally!" Green said.

"Orange! And Green, and.. Victoria?" Steven said.

"Yes, you got my name right. Hello, Steven." Victoria said, smiling down at him.

"Oh geez." He leaned to Pearl's ear and whispered. "She looks just like Blue!"

"That's because she's her daughter." Pearl said.

"What, am I pretty or something?" Victoria asked, flinging her hair back, placing her right hand on her hip.

"What?! No! I didn't say that, I mean.. you are?" He said, nervous.

"Relax, I'm just teasing." Victoria said, petting him. "Nice costume."

"It's actually my mom's." He said.

"Ah." She said.

"Pearl, I didn't really get to speak to the diamonds about White. Was this some sort of spa day or something? And what about Pink? Did she have a job here, or did she just sit in a room while they were off doing whatever?" Steven asked.

"Before her colony, Pink used to throw massive balls." Pearl said.

"She was a juggler?!" Steven said.

"No- well yes. But she would also throw parties for the diamonds to mark their many accomplishments. Every member of every court would show up to bask in the presence of all four diamonds." Pearl said.

"Even White would come?" He asked.

"Oh yes! Huh, I wonder what's become of Pink's court. (gasp!) That reminds me. Hang tight, I'll be back." She ran out the door.

Steven sighed, sitting on a mattress the pebbles instantly built.

"Don't feel bad. We're still here." Orange said.

"Where's Jarek?" Steven asked.

"I actually don't know. He was running with us, and suddenly, he disappeared our of thin air. Green, do you know what happened to him?" She said.

"Not a clue. I was busy trying to fix my rabbids mistake." Green said.

"Rabbids? YOU'RE THE REASON THOSE SHIPS ARE OUT THERE?" Steven asked.

"err.. yes." Green said.

"(Sigh) Well, that explains a lot." Steven said.

"What?" Green asked.

"You're dressed up in a sailor moon costume, and I thought you were just trying to show off your legs." He said.

"(Offended) Ohh!" Green said, pulling on her skirt to cover her crotch, embarrassed.

"Seriously, we need to get you a new skirt." Orange said.

"Ugh, come on!" Green said, storming out the room, with Orange following.

"I'll just stay here." Victoria said, walking to Steven. She sat next to him.

"What's with the battle armor?" Steven asked.

"I'm a bounty hunter." She said.

"A bounty hunter? Like Boba Fett?" He asked.

"Kinda. So what's earth like?" She asked.

"It's amazing. You should move there when we've restored all the corrupted gems." He said.

"Maybe. Hunter and I talked about settling down, and.. it's what my mother would want. But I didn't become a bounty hunter to spite her, I did what I had to survive." She said.

"What did she do to you to make you become one?" He asked.

"She wanted me to commit genocide to the planets her colonies were invading, and... a lot of other things. I don't wanna talk about it. It's a long story." She said.

"I understand." He said.

She laid back, and sighed in relaxation.

"Lay with me." She said.

"Ummm.. " He hesitated.

"Don't worry, I won't bite." She said.

Steven laid back, next to her.

Within a minute, she dozed off.

Soon, Hunter came in, and saw the two. Steven was barely dozing off when he noticed Hunter come in.

He removed his helmet, revealing himself to be a human with short, slicked-right hair, and a blue eyes.

"(Clear voice) How is she?" Hunter asked.

"She fell asleep as soon as she laid down." Steven said.

Hunter went next to her side, and sat down.

"My precious." He whispered to her right ear.

Steven sighed, and closed his eyes.

To be continued...