It was a big day in Zootopia, the solar eclipse was happening. Judy and Nick were right together, looking at the eclipse.
But Nick was a big ol idiot and didn't wear his glasses.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH it fucking burns!" yelled Nick as he held his paws over his eyes.
"Oh, dumb fox" said Judy, proud of her clever remark that reversed the roles of their dynamic through wordplay. But then she looked at Nick and realized he was in unimaginable pain and agony.
"Wait what the fuck" said Judy.
Nick lowered his paws, revealing dark empty holes where his eyes once were.
"Judy... I need your eyes."
"Nick, no!"
But it was too late. Nick pulled out his trusty buddy Stabby the Knife and cut a hole through both of Judy's eye sockets, blood leaking. Judy screamed incredibly loud, but everybody else just thought they were having freaky sex. Nick was a considerate fox so he promptly slit Judy's throat so she wouldn't have to suffer eyeless. Because that's what partners do.
With that settled Nick put Judy's eyes into his sockets, and sat back to watch the beautiful solar eclipse in front of him. He smiled, lying his head back.
"Ah, this is nice. Just me, and this beautiful eclipse. What a sight. Good thing I have... oh no I forgot to get her glasses!"
Nick rushed to Judy's glasses, but soon realized he had stepped on them.
"Oops"
Before he could contemplate his fuckup, a bright light (that wasn't the eclipse) and a booming voice appeared before the fox.
"NICK WILDE! IT IS I, GOD!"
Nick bowed, because that felt appropriate.
"What is it, oh Lord?" asked Nick.
"I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU... YOU ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LIVE!"
"But it wasn't my fault your holiness! I'm not usually this stupid, I've been flandarized by an incompetent hack!"
"WHAT?! I SHALL DEAL WITH HIM THEN!"
And then I died.