Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto or Campione.

Naruto looked up bleary feeling bone deep pain in his body and tiredness ruling his soul feeling the life drain out of him.

He knew not where he was but he did know one thing for sure.

'I failed.' He thought in agony at the single misstep that caused his defeat and destruction of everything he ever knew.

"Kaguya." He uttered faintly not even able to muster up anymore hate.

'To think she would sacrifice her entire existence just to make sure we wouldn't defeat her.' He thought sighing in unrest feeling his very soul slip away.

'Maybe I can just rest now? I've already done so much.' He thought drowsy.

'It'd be nice to see everyone again.' He thought smiling wide.

"...Intriguing..." He heard faintly his sight and hearing already failing him.

"...I felt a fading presence of a child mine so far over here yet I'm confused at such a radiant powerful soul withering away yet I've never seen it before." the unknown voice said.

"...I see Uzumaki Naruto from a small mutated planet away from my sight? Your feats draw my praise and your defeat of a rouge god is worthy of rewards yet there is not much I can do to help now..."She said sadly looking down at such a impressive child of hers.

She of course knew him not before but that changed nothing for he was a Campione in all but name.

"The one you call Kaguya has faded away and I was not fast enough to bestow you her powers however perhaps there is something I can do for you?" She said smilling at her idea.

'From what I've seen he would have not been to opposed to such a arrangement?'

Touching the cooling corpse she pulled his soul out looking at the luminous work of art wishing to keep it for herself a bit.

'How mischievous I've yet to have seen anything like this except from pure hearted children!' She thought smiling at seeing the soul escape her grasp zooming around her head excitedly before she caught it.

"A new life in a new world of untamed mysteries. A life where you're not hated for being alive. Where you need not prove you deserve to live. A fair start so says I. A glorious thing wouldn't you agree?" She said, smiling gleefully.

"No No! Don't be sad! What mother would separate her dear child from his loved ones?!" She said comforting the now dimly lit soul.

'To be able to perceive my intentions though you're not even capable of thought right now. Quite impressive. '

"There there. You shall meet everyone you ever loved at the end of your journey. Don't be sad tis but a temporary parting." She said kissing the soul in a display of affection.

"Though I'm a bit jealous. I'm your mother aswell so shouldn't you resemble me a bit more?" She said looking at the newly formed babe in the glow now in her arms.

"Fufu. Yes that will do! I'm sure you'll be quite the ladies man when you grow up" She said smilling wide in deep affection.

'Ahh Epimetheus how I wish you were here to partake in this opportunity' She thought wistfully looking at her favorite child.

'Though he's under my territory other's may not see it that way as he doesn't have a authority as yet.' She thought biting her lips.

'Others can't be allowed to know how I interpreted the rules.' she thought glancing at the corpse.

"Hmm~That is your power...though the you of the past is dead but...it can be looked at another way yes?" She said kneeling compressing the sizable power that hadn't dispelled into a necklace.

"Pandorite has a nice ring to it?" She said looking at the glimmering pink stone.

"It's not able to be recovered sadly however it will be enough for you to bring a god down no?" She said already knowing the full extent of his power.

"Now a new name for a new life my beloved. I bestow upon you the middle name Genesis. Yes Naruto Genesis Uzumaki. " She said looking at him.

"I can't interfere directly when you leave but know that I will always be looking down upon you in favor no matter where life takes you." She said closing her eyes in a motherly fashion enjoying the sensation.

"Though I prefer if you blaze a trail of glory standing at the top of your enemies corpses!" She finished smilling in madness befitting her reputation.

"Now go forth my little variable. Destroy any that seek to control you for your power and lineage. Rip them asunder. Walk like the king you are meant to be! Wreak havoc among those foolish Heretics that dare step out of line! Plunder that which they hold precious and use it to gain a foothold in this world! And most importantly?! Dont forget to have fun son." She said happily

"Huh?!" Naruto said waking up in a dissary.

'Was I dreaming just now weird?' He thought crazily feeling the ultra realistic dream fade .

"Whazthat?" The green eyed 14 year old said looking around.

"I said sir the flight has ended." A rather pretty blonde haired lady dressed in flight attendant attire said in perfect swedish glancing at him.

'He's far too handsome and... I really shouldn't be having these thoughts I don't wanna go to jail.' She thought awkwardly swallowing.

"Ah! Thanks pretty lady!" Naruto said happily as he left the woman staring at him.

"Yatta! Finally here! Maybe we can solve finally this mystery!" Naruto said excited taking out his phone ready to take away this itch at the back of his mind.

"Hmm. So it's true the snow has gotten worse. " Naruto said looking at the weather report.

Now usually this wouldn't be a problem considering this was Scandinavia of all places but the reason it got his attention?

The quick intensity it got. It went from being sunny one day to -0 degress 2 days later.

'Definitely Magic!' Naruto thought stars shining in his eyes.

He hadn't seen it personally yet but he knew it had to exist!

He had even been dubbed Dreamer by his classmates!

Of course he wouldn't know it actually stemmed from him being rather otherworldly and actually being called 'Dreamy' but hey. What you didn't know couldn't hurt you.

Of course his belief wasn't a baseless assumption afterall he had a couple of otherworldy abilities himself.

He could understand nearly any language! He was way stronger and faster than boys his age! He learnt faster aswell though he hated school! He could hear and see much further too!

"Its like I'm superman!" He said as he was walking directly to the center of the storm smilling and greeting everyone he passed.

'Whew I wonder if I'll meet anyone with more powers like me!' He thought nearly salivating at the thought.

"Mmm! Hungry!" He said feeling his stomach rumble fiercely.

Fumbling for the card Sister Griselda gave him he entered a shop.

Looking around finding his target he immediately headed straight there.

"Good morning! What are these!?" He said looking at the pastries.

"Hmm? Are you perhaps not from here kid? Those are Semla!" The man said looking at him a bit suprised.

'That's some mighty fine swedish for a foreigner.'

"Yep. I came from Japan! Can I have some please!" He said waving the card around.

'Those look really good!' Naruto thought to himself.

Looking suprised at hearing his origin the man said " Of course! And good job on learning our language kid." He said getting to work.

Naruto scratching his head at the misplaced praise said nothing as he looked around.

"Hi! What's your name?!" He said looking at the pretty dolled up blonde.

Her cheeks taking on a tinge of pink she turned away from the pretty boy picking taking out a book saying "I-i can not speak swedish."

"Ah." Naruto said scrutinizing her for a bit.

"Is that better?" he uttered in Italian.

Her eyebrows lifting up highly mouth dropping she said. "You can speak Italian?!"

"I Just did didn't I?" He said hiding his smile.

Blinking at sass glaring at him she rolled her eyes saying " Then should you not repeat yourself?" Crossing her arms raising a eyebrow.

"What is your name." Naruto repeated.

"Erica Blandelli. Though shouldn't you be introducing yourself first? Do you have no manners? Expecting a lady of my class to introduce herself first the gall." She said getting her composure back the 'Prissy Princess mojo' coming full force.

"You're right aren't you?" Naruto said awkwardly as he paid for his desserts waiting on her to finish.

"Naruto Uzumaki at your service Millady!" He said extending his hand foward bowing a bit

Raising a eyebrow giggling as she placed her hand on his palm saying" Then it would seem you do have manners Mr.U-zu-ma-ki. Surprising" She said slowly sounding out the foreign name.

'Where is that from exactly?'

"I try my best! Now shall I escort you to your table my lady~I wish to dine with you." He said wiggling his eyebrows looping his arm around hers guiding her to the table.

"Hmpf! How presumptuous of you! Not even giving me a choice. You're lucky I'm such a forgiving mistress." She said with a smile, not pulling away.

"Yes yes~ This one is eternally greatful for Lady Erica's leniency. " He said pulling out the chair.

"Thank you Naruto." She said as she sat down promptly looking at him with a smile the byplay amusing her far more than it had any right to.

'Hmpf. How devious I'm sure he ensares maidens like this all the time. ' She thought not really meaning it.

"Well then shall we!" Naruto said not able to wait anymore as he sat down immediately tearing into his food.

Erica taking a much more sedated pace to enjoying her pastries glanced at Naruto's face then to the gem he wore.

'Seems nearly unnatural. ' She thought looking at him wondering who gave birth to such a ...specimen.

"So Erica what are you doing here? Are you with family?" Naruto said slowing down his pace realizing he may have been a bit rude.

"I'm here on.. what you can call a business trip I suppose." She said wipping her mouth.

'That's as far as you can know anyway.' She thought feeling it was a bit of a pity.

Naruto looking at her for a bit nodded thinking it panned out.

"Well don't keep your thoughts to yourself Naruto." She said placing her chin on her hand looking at him.

"Oh. I just thought you definitely looked like the type to come here on 'business' " Naruto said a bit taken aback at the taste.

'Man these are really good.' He though wondering how he could get some back home.

"Oh? And what do you mean by that mister?!" She said thinking he was calling her boring.

Sighing moving the treat from his mouth as he said " Are you really going to make me say it?" getting a raised eyebrow from her answering his question.

'Troublesome girl.' He thought before answering.

"Welllll. If you have to know, I just thought you looked like you carried yourself with alot of importance like you had some kind of duty that needed to be done. That's all." He said digging in again.

'Am I that open or is he that observant? ' She thought to herself wondering what to do with this information.

Looking at her watch realizing she needed to go deal with the situation she felt reluctant but still knew her duty outweighed her amusement everytime.

"Unfortunately I have to go now Naruto." She said glancing at him in reluctance.

"Oh! Give me your number then." He said handing her his phone.

'Why does she look so sad? Does she forget phones were made for a reason.' He thought in deep confusion.

'This guy is either really foward or really stupid. ' She thought glancing at the phone to his face with a blush gently taking it not kicking up to much of a fuss.

"Here! I will contact you when I'm done and you shall endeavor not to miss my call." She said pompously handing him back his phone.

"Sure Sure Erica." Naruto said rolling his eyes watching as she beated a hasity retreat.

"Oh. She left her pastries." He thought looking down at the box.

'I'll just carry it with me' Naruto thought to him self.

"It's a bit inconvenient though."

'Now time to find some magic!' He thought heading towards the mountains after preparing himself in advance the meal he ate bringing him back down a bit knowing he couldn't really go into a snowy mountain unprepared.

No matter how much his body could resist the cold.

"This definitely would have been hard if I was weaker." He said trudging through the snow with his backpack.

"Feels like I'm almost there..." He thought trailing off feeling a massive chill down his spine.

Looking around in panic trying to find where the feeling originated from he nearly had a heart attack in horror.

For there were 2 giants with bone chilling grins on their faces slowly moving towards him circling him.

'Nononononono!' Naruto Immediately ran away especially when his talents backfired on him as he picked up and translated what the lady of the two said.

"The Hunt is on little boy." the jötun giantess said in amusement.

Puffing out breaths as he ran he nearly screamed as a arrow nicked the skin of his neck and a axe ripping off his backpack deliberately drawing blood but not injuiring him majorly.

'Please! Please!' He thought running back towards town in a panicked state feeling the sting in his back.

Not daring to stop he continued as he scream out feeling a arrow make it self known to him in his arm.

"Help! Please Help me someone!" He screamed out as his ears picked up whispers.

"Perish the thought." Skaði said.

"No one is coming child." Ullr said in a singsong voice.

"You're all alone" Skaði said taking on the same tone of voice

"All for us to enjoy" they repeated at the same time.

"All for us to partake."

"And we shall savour your flesh and use your bones to pick our teeth"

"Now do entertain us more dear mortal child"

"For your agony it amuses us deeply."

Wishing he could shut his ears hearing the overpowering amount of whispers he fell down to ground.

'What's happening?!' He thought hyperventilating.

Looking behind him in pain he saw his leg in a frozen statue behind him.

Breathing in panic as he saw the 2 massive giants walking the same pace as before somehow covering the distance easily Naruto mind blanked out as he felt the frost bite get to him as if only now deciding to spread to legthen his pain.

Looking at the heavily adorned Gods he could only think one last thing before he died. 'Why! What did I ever do to you?! Do you hate me so to kill me without explanation?! '

Looking at the frozen corpse Skaði smiled breathing in a satisfying breath saying" Oh so entertaining as always. To think that there a billions of these prey that can't even handle but a fraction of our power...what say you Ullr?"

"It is far too amusing. I doubt I'll get tired of it they always make different faces from each other Haha!" He said slapping his gut in satisfaction from another hunt.

"It also seems we got our little routine down pack!" He said smilling joyfully remembering the boys terror stricken face.

"Shall we get our next prey? I've already marked her soul. She can't escape." Skaði said looking in the direction itching to throw her spear and pierce her heart from here.

'I can feel some magic coming from her. Good that'll make the hunt much more worthwhile than this pissant.' she thought referring to the kid they tag teamed.

"Hmm? Uller what say you? " She said turning around in confusion not hearing him.

"??!" Skaði looked back in confusion before it slowly turned to fear then anger.

Why? Because Ullr was dead! His chest having a hole punched through it steaming.

'To so easily kill a god?!'

"You were a god killer this entire time?!" She said in anger as the temperature dropped to levels only achievable by unscientific means as the trees in the surrounding area crumbled to ice like dust the wind being enough to destroy them in there frozen states.

"To hide your status for so long! Dishonorable!" She said in disgust.

Pulling out her spear she immediately threw it directly at his chest!

Naruto moving a single step away pulling his bloody hand out of the gaping chest concealing his nausea tried to conserve his energy as his eyes widened when he realized his mistake.

'I messed up' he realized when the spear didn't follow conventional laws warping space as it hit chest.

"Foolish child of man! I am unparalleled in the art of hunting! I alone reign supreme in this art among Gods! My spear never misses!" She said snidely boasting already in the air as she shot 1000 ice elemental arrows towards him.

Sighing in relief when the spear hit the necklace being deflected simply pushing him away far, Naruto immediately stopped playing around as he channeled chakra "Lava Release Rasenshuriken!" he bellowed throwing it toward the arrows.

Snorting a bit impressed at the feat though already knowing what would happen she pulled out another spear deliberately aiming away from the necklace she saw having already marked his soul.

'What on earth is it made out of?' She thought.

Naruto Summoning clones was confused when the rasenshuriken broke into ice scattering towards the wind as the rest of the arrows rained down automatically aiming towards him as he dodged them using substitutions not taking any chances.

'Fool! My ice can freeze concepts themselves you think measly physical attacks can stop it?! Shall I say as expected from a foolish child of man?!' She thought arrogantly throwing the spear at full strength as she decided to start manipulating the temperature to soul freezing levels to kill the gnat.

Naruto already sensing it having gone into sage mode substituted away and sighed in relief when the spear killed the clone without fanfare or resistance and stopped obviously not able to tell the difference.

'My chakra didn't return from that clone!' He thought frowning never feeling this before.

Channeling what was left of Kurama's chakra trying to conserve it for the battle he immediately zoomed to her side feeling the cold penatrate his body as he threw a punch towards her.

'This cold is getting to me even through my cloak I need to end this now!' He thought hurriedly

Narrowing her eyes she summoned her spear seeing multiple holes in his sloppy by her standards stance immediately aiming at them with deadly intent only a natural born killer could have.

Naruto feeling the attacks penetrate him he allowed them to hit knowing he protected his vitals needing to get closer to shorten the length gap due to her size.

'Damn though what is this spear made out of?! It pierced through me like butter! Are all these gods like this?! Good thing I sneaked that guy who knows what he could have done!'

"Ignorant brat, you're 1000 years too young to engage me in combat! You should have continued weaning of your mothers teats now I'll mount your head in my grand hall!" she said, moving her head to the side to avoid the punch already about to spear his wide open neck without hesitation.

However, instead of getting away unscathed, she was launched into the forest, her brain completely rattled as she destroyed the earth for 100 meters due to the impact.

"Wh-What?" She thought her mind still out of it as she could only watch as a steam covered fist smashed her in the head completely destroying her brains and the surroundings feeling as if a tectonic plate shifted from the tremors.

"Boil Release: Unrivaled Strength" Naruto said slowly breathing out feeling the massive drain and backing up also feeling it wasn't over.

And he was right as he saw the clouds in sky take the shape of the goddesses face. Her face fixed into a angry maniac like snarl.

"YOU FUCKING BRAT HOW DARE YOU! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO USE MY FULL POWER! YOU RUINED MY HUNT! I'LL TURN YOU AND THIS ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT INTO A FROZEN WASTELAND TRAPPED OUTSIDE OF TIME!" The cloud face bellowed in anger as ice spread quickly throughout the entire range Naruto immediately flying up to avoid it.

'Shit that's moving way too fast theres hardly time to think!'

'Think Naruto think! What can you do here?!' He thought quickly.

Looking at the surroundings knowing she would destroy everything without hesitation in her rage Naruto made up his mind.

"I think you need to chill the fuck out lady!" Naruto said channeling every single bit of chakra he had into Matatabis flames as he melted the surroundings for miles counteracting her magic as he soared into the sky evaporating the salty bitch into oblivion.

"BY A FUCKING MORTAL I MET MY EN-" Skaði started

"Just fucking die!" Naruto said crassly immediately letting go of his final sentiments and reluctance burning up the goddess in a blaze of glory she absolutely did not deserve.

"Hngg!" Naruto said gritting his teeth as he channeled chakra far far to fast to be safe.

"DAMMIT ALL" she said as she was forced out of the mortal plane as her soul dissapated not able to hold on when her domain had weakened and physical body slain.

"That's the end I wanted to have back home."Naruto said feeling the rest of the chakra leave his body and the necklace, tears escaping his eyes feeling the connection to his old life fade along with his power.

'Bye guys! I'll join you soon err later I mean. Not now though it's way too fun here y'know!' Naruto thought feeling as if he could see his family smiling down at him.

Naruto smilling as he free fell looked up at the lights smirking as he thought 'Holy shit did I make a aurora borealis?! I'm cool as fuckkkkk!' He thought before passing out but not before feeling arms encircle him and hearing.

"Hehe 2 gods at once! As expected of my son!"

Tell me what you'll think about it. Had way way too much fun making this one tbh.

And yeah I have those other 2 Gate and Cowboy behop are in construction but damn man they just didn't flow as quickly.

Some dude named voidprince mentioned this and dang I liked it quite a bit.

Then went to the crossover section and my face turned flat.

Also I hate Otsutsuki alien plot alot so you'll never ever see me writing any other full blood one than Kaguya. They will always have a changed history.