Disclaimer: I own neither Campione or Naruto.
"My head is killing me." Erica said as she slowly woke up immediately putting a hand on her head.
'What on earth happened? I can't remember a single thing. I'm drawing a complete and utter blank.' She thought in deep confusion.
All she remembered was nearly being frozen to death before hot flashes attacked her body as she was holding on for dear life.
'I've never been so close to death...terrifying ' She thought clenching her chest.
'Ah! The heretic god I nearly forgot! ' She thought in a panic trying to move before feeling her body ache something fierce.
"What am I thinking? I can't do anything in this condition let alone fight a God." She said in deep amusement mocking herself.
"How did I get here in the first place. No wait where am I?" She said in confusion not panicking knowing if whoever did this meant harm she would be dead.
Inching to the window close to her enduring the pain she opened the curtains as her face had surprise etched on it.
"Now that's peculiar how on earth did I get from Scandinavia to Italy? And the Copper-Black Cross main building at that? How long was I out?!" She said looking down finally feeling apprehension crawling in her gut.
Hearing rapid footsteps she braced her self up assuming a graceful posture hoping to get answers soon.
"ERICA!" Arianna Hayama Arialdi Erica's maid and dear friend said as she launched her self towards her hugging the stuffing out her sobbing her eyes out.
Patting her consoling her as she hugged her back, ignoring the pain, she felt a big thud in her heart, predicting things wildy every situation becoming worse and worse.
"Arianna what happened?" She said keeping composure trying to rein the situation in.
Shaking her head blubbering nonsense Arriana said nothing as she cried herself to sleep.
'Well that that wasn't helpfull at all.' She thought to herself in amused exasperation now being left with her spiraling thoughts.
"Ara. Don't blame that child too much now dear. You've been out of commission for 2 weeks afterall. " A rather voluptuous woman said dressed in a full witch attire.
"Lucretia Zola Sama! Its a honor." Erica said in deep suprise as she curtsied as best as she could in her position.
'Perhaps the strongest witch on the planet why on earth is she here?!' Erica thought sweating.
Someone of her standing most definitely had better things to do!
'And wait did she say!' "2 weeks?!" Erica said outloud looking astonished.
Lucretia looking perpetually amused nodded slowly saying "Indeed you were in quite the awful position when I got here. Your body was deteriorating by the second. If I didn't act fast you would either lost the right to become a magican, become a souless husk, or have died."
Not sugar coating anything at all knowing the girl could take she laid it all bare.
After this girl she was talking to was a Great knight someone with her own impressive standing.
Swallowing in fear at what she was hearing Erica said " Lucretia sama what on earth caused such a thing?"
'I think I should atleast know what nearly ruined my life.'
An awkward look on her face Lucretia Zola began explaining " Well. Firstly it was a mixture of 2 energies. Magic and another unknown. The magic a bone chilling cold was slowly wearing away at your soul even though not much was there. The unknown energy was counteracting it but it wasn't enough. It allowed me to reach here in time to issolate the magic and slowly extract it from your body."
Truthfully, she didn't care too much about the magic, no matter how strong it was. It was the next energy that had her deep interest. She had never seen anything like it in her life. Absolutely nothing like magic, she wondered if she had stumbled upon something taboo.
Of course she had been quite liberal in examining whilst this little princess was asleep but she still hadn't had a clue what it could be when it eventually dissapated.
Erica looking down clenching her fist at the close shave decided to address other matters for now.
"The heretical god who was rampaging. What happened to them? Are they still wreaking havoc?" She said in preparation for bad news.
'All because I was too weak.' She thought in depression.
"Ah that. It's better if you see for yourself." She said walking across the room picking up the remote turning on the tv.
"A unknown natural phenomenon has occurred in Scandinavia deep in the mountains of Sweden destroying a large amount of landscape and wild life fortunately not harming any humans. Goverment Scientists have not made headway as to what yet occured but on June 23rd the entire world bore witness to a Aurora Borealis of epic proportions stretching across the entire continent of Europe! The marvel has been accompanied by the dissapearance of the catastrophic ice age that has been plaguing-" The news anchor was cut off as Lucretia turned of the rerun of the news.
"So someone defeated the God! What a relief." Erica said smilling laying down breathing easy not caring much for appearances.
"Lucretia sama may I ask which Campione destroyed the heretic god?" She said deeply intrigued knowing none should have been anywhere near her vicinity.
A extremly sly smile forming on her face Lucretia said" Oh that? That's easy. The seventh." She said humming happily anticipating the reaction.
'Oh the seventh thats good then.' She thought not caring either just happy it was done.
'Five, four, three, two, one.' The witch thought in amusement.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Erica shouting shot up quickly in astonishment.
'There no way! She misspoke did she not?!' Erica thought incredulous.
There was no way the 7th king formed right beside her and she didn't see it right?! This was a nightmare or a very cruel joke.
"Mmm unfortunately it's quite true my dear." She said not bothering to try stopping her lips from twitching upwards seeing the depression form on the girls face.
'I didn't even get to see even the boots of such a person!' Erica thought feeling trapped in a nightmare.
Speaking of that...
"Do we have any idea of their identity?" She said trying to push past the depression of missing such a star aligned opportunity.
Lucretia looking at her with slightly widened eyes said." My dear I thought you would have that! In fact that's the same thought as everyone else! Nearly every magic association on earth is waiting for you to wake up to inform them of the esteemed Campione's identity after all the power that dissapated was massive."
"Me?! How on earth am I supposed to know?! I didn't even get anywhere near close to the battle before being took out!" She said in disbelief.
'How on earth can they presume that I know?!'
"I see, then child you'll have quite the busy time soon enough." She said already feeling the approaching presence of the inquirers, also a bit sad at not getting the identity.
'I'm certain that Campione is the source of the energy. It would have been a perfect opportunity to find him first alas~' She thought a bit despondent
"Then I will be taking my leave since you'll be having visitors soon enough. Don't worry your bill has already been paid for. Ciao~" She said gliding away humming.
'A troublesome situation has arisen.' Erica thought sighing to herself wondering how she got into this position.
'No sense in brooding about it. I'll have to try my best to maneuver this situation carefully.' She thought readjusting herself in preparation for the approaching magical presences homing in on her location.
Hearing the knock on the door she took a deep breath saying" Please come in." as 3 men walked inside along with uniformed guards .
"The representatives from Italy's magician society. It's my pleasure to host you." Erica said curtly inclining her head though her back remained straight.
Looking at the each in tiredness seeing the childs demeanor all 3 already knew if they didn't sort this issue out quickly they wouldn't be able to work with this child.
"A pleasure to make your acquaintance Erica Blandelli Great Knight of the Copper-Black Cross association. This would be our second time meeting yes?" The tallest said to her as the other 2 nodded in greeting acknowledging her standing.
'Breaking the ice then?' She thought over analyzing to try not make a faux pas.
"Indeed. It was for my inauguration as a Great Knight." She said inclining her head.
"Indeed! The youngest to be granted the title it was a grand day." The portly one of the trio said.
"Quite. While I could not attend there, I heard there was quite the gathering for historic event." The shortest said humming in affirmative.
Erica was smilling a tad bit outwardly nodding along where it was needed but her thoughts were far different.
'Trying to curry favor by buttering me up with my accomplishments? It seems they are quite in a hurry to find out the Campione's identity. Sadly for them I have no clue.'
"Then elders what have your esteemed selves visted me for? I'm sorry for not greeting you properly but as you can see I've just been brought back from the boundary of death." She said as if traumatized smirking internally.
Troubled looks appeared on their faces when they realised that the girl was stubborn on making them pay for the information any way she could.
"Well young Erica...I'm sure the witch has informed you a bit of the situation regarding the Heretic God." The portly man started breaking the proverbial ice so to speak.
"We just wished to ask if you had any information gathered on the esteemed ones identity." The tallest finished looking at her eager.
'I was right' Erica said internally sighing.
"Unfortunately I have no clue on any such details concering the slayer of the Heretic God. As you may know I was found quite far away from the battle defeated in a embarrassing manner." She said lowering herself a bit.
Of course that too had a reason. To stop them in their tracks making them look immoral if they decided to pursue this line of questioning basically asking her to recall her near death experience and utter defeat.
And those old heads most certainly got the memo as their faces contorted in a bit of shame and disappointment.
" I see. Then we won't bother you too much right now. It's just the other countries are pressuring us to give accountability for the debacle. To go in completely empty handed is looking bad on us as a whole. And while not as bad as Scandinavia we're still getting some smoke over here due to your presence during the event. Not that anyone thinks it's your fault so please perish that thought if it arises." The shortest said, sighing, trying to get her to understand why they took this rude action.
They most certainly were not ignorant fools. They were simply desperate old men.
'Ah!' Erica thought awkwardly forgetting about the reputation of the country and simultaneously feeling awful for not having any information to de-stress the situation.
'Hah why was I getting so riled up? This is their job to protect the reputation of the Italian magic soceity.' She thought rubbing her head at her stubbornness.
Seeing them leaving and feeling a tad responsible she said" Wait a minute elders! If you have any hints please inform me. Perhaps I may be able to jog my memory."
Turning around there eyes lighting up the tallest said " Good! You're a treasure to your country! Bring in the evidence!" He said barking towards the guards as they scurried about.
Coming back in with 2 bags they placed it before her bed saying" Then Young Blandelli please give us your opinion!"
Erica taking a deep breath opened the first seeing what she could only assume was a phone.
Assuming because the thing was completely charred. In fact the only reason she could make that assumption was beacuase it still somewhat held similar aspects to a phone.
Trying her best to refrain from rolling her eyes she opened the next bag as she dead panned at the completely charred sack? Backpack?
Looking up controlling her expressions to try not ridicule them, she put on a sad face shaking her head as she watched them leave dejected.
'Finally some rest!' She thought laying back down for five minutes trying to return to the realm of Morpheus.
Only to have her bloodshot eyes open wide at the shriek of "Erica sama!" on the side of her.
"Mmmm" Naruto sounded out making himself comfortable.
'This bed is pretty soft. Wonder where I can get one home.' He thought to himself deeply content.
Though while he was enjoying himself he wondered if he was dead after having fought against those Giant blue people.
To be honest, he was just avoiding the thought for a bit, just happy to be relaxing.
Though it was a bit hard considering his cheeks were being squished and squeezed in many different shapes and sizes.
'I would be mad if it didn't feel really damn good' Naruto thought a bit disgruntled at how quickly he gave in.
He was a manly man! Manly men did not give in to cheek squishes never!
Though he did open his eyes at the feeling of hands running through his hair.
Looking up he saw a rather pretty young girl with pink hair and green eyes smilling down at him.
'Huh Sakura da heck?' Naruto thought drowsy.
Looking at the luminous green eyes he thought to himself that he could see why people liked looking at him in the eyes so much.
"...Hi?" Naruto said smilling in deep and utter confusion at being in a literal white void of nothingness being given a lap pillow by a girl who looked 2 years younger than him.
'Probably should put this on my bucket list. Right before being murdered by 2 giants!' He thought to himself.
"Hello my son." Pandora said looking down at him with a smile seeing how much he grew up from upclose. The pink haired immortal was happy to see him start upon his path as a King.
"Son?" Naruto said looking up in confusion scrunching his face as he looked at her.
'I think you're a bit to young for that?' He thought to himself.
"Fufu. Yes my son. My very own flesh and blood." She said stroking his head fondly.
Glancing around at the surroundings for a bit before remembering the subsequent events Naruto thought about it for a bit before saying "Huh? Checks out I guess."
'I mean I just killed 2 powerful giants that could probably destroy the continent given time, just gained super cool ninja powers before losing them the same day and to top it all off I'm now in some kind of null void...This is probably the least weird' He thought looking up at her taking in her face.
"Hmm as expected of my son. You know it's the truth as well. You probably felt the resonance of our blood calling out to you!" She said being intentionally obtuse playing with him as his open expressions told his thoughts.
"Uh Yeah sure lets go with that!" Naruto said awkwardly as he got up taking seiza position across her looking at her.
"Uhh..So M-mom I have alot of questions. Why did you not take care of me?" Naruto said a bit uncomfortable at addressing someone who looked younger with respect though he was adapting quickly.
Pandora gaining a sad look said "I have many children my dear Genesis. Though none but you by blood I love them all the same."
Gesturing behind her at the seemingly infinite expanse she said" I'm sure you can infer a couple of things just by looking but let me inform you. I am God. Not one of the likes you killed but a True God. And as powerful as I am? I am still bound by rules, restrictions and oaths that I made."
"If I were to break them it would not end well for any most especially you my child. So I hope you understand." She said looking at him sincerely.
Nodding at the reasoning Naruto said nothing for a bit as he contemplated.
'I never really thought to much about having parents. It always felt strangely normal not having them though these memories explain that. I wonder if they unintentionally desensitized me towards the feelings I should have had.' He thought a bit deeply on it a rare thing for him but the situation called for it.
"I see so Mom why am I here and who is my dad in this life?" He said smilling inquiring.
Happy at his unworded acceptance of her she explained." Well my child your parents are still Kushina and Minato however you could say I became your third parent when you brought upon the end of Kaguya through suicide."
Seeing his cute face eagerly paying attention she continued " I am Pandora your mother as you know now and I am the mother of all Campione. They are those who slay the Heretics though you know them as gods, as merely humans in fair battle. I have the power to grant upon them the authorities that those heretics possess if I deem there conquest over them sufficient. "
"Woah..." Naruto said mind blown.
'This is way better than magic!' He thought excited before flinching.
"Then will I get a authority? I didn't really kill them fairly did I?" He said looking down depressed at not getting super cool magic godly powers.
Feeling his chin tilted upwards he saw her looking at him in amusement as she let go.
"Now why on earth do you think that? That power was all your own. Though most came from your tailed beast friends you won that power fair and square. Through trust and bonds you accumulated with them, they bestowed upon you their power, dreams and knowledge." She said looking upon him sternly
"That's as valid as even the most ruthless end of the spectrum of power. Bonds alone do not make you weaker, nor do they make you stronger. They make you what you make of them. So, do not doubt you deserve it. It's a worthless and ultimately meaningless endeavor. You are good enough!" She said, seeing an opportunity to help her child with a problem he was holding onto even in his last life.
Looking down hearing the words Naruto said nothing swallowing a bit feeling his eyes sting.
It had always haunted him that he never truly felt he completely earned his power. He just felt he was simply lucky to be positioned to have gained such things.
And who could he share it with anyways? That he felt completely unimportant without Kurama's presence and power?
"I earned that power and anyone who says different could go take it up with someone who actually cares!" He said shouting getting proud head nods in agreement.
Settling back down his cheeks burning at the certified chuunibyo moment.
'Oh God that was so embarrasing! Luckily no one is recording!' He thought to himself glancing at the innocent face Pandora completely unaware of the spectral recording devices Pandora had to capture her 'baby's' moments.
'That one is definitely going in the album. Maybe I can show it to his future bride?' She thought dreamily imagining it.
"Soooo? When are you gonna give it to me mom?! The authorities!" Naruto said completely and utterly excited.
"Excited are we? Good as you should be! Its a momentous occasion afterall now come to me!" She said gesturing to her open arms .
Naruto awkwardly went for the hug, settled and felt the soft kiss on his forehead as he felt lightning shooting through him, his body surging in Power.
Sitting back enjoying the show Pandora watched the never before seen spectacle.
'There has never been a Campione who killed two cooperating gods at once. 2 of the same domain as well. I wonder what will happen?' She thought excited.
Of course she also gave him knowledge on both Ullr and Skaði after all he was a Campione now and the rules between them slacked quite a bit allowing her to support her child better.
'Then Naruto show me a never before seen sight!' she thought.
Naruto could feel the 2 authorities settle in his body with no clashing at all.
Closing his eyes breathing in feeling the power rise from his toes and up ascending finally manifesting on his tongue as he intoned lightly the words coming through like a steady stream.
"I impose my will upon the World, mineself and mine prey!
May my will be done and be done gladly.
Bequeath upon myself a territory so that I may hunt mine prey in a frozen oblivion free from hope and faith
Envolpe me in regalia so that thine enemies may not harm mineself.
Concede to thy, thine hoarded knowledge so that the hunt may be swift.
Arm thy so that thyself may hunt with certainty of death
For I and I alone am the unparalleled hunter!
He who dwells in the frozen landscape!
He who slay monsters for amusement!
He who hunts God kin for sport!
And this is my will! May it resonate throughout all realms!" Naruto intoned powerfully opening his eyes breathing out a cold air.
Looking down at himself he saw he was armed to the teeth.
Robed in a warrior like hunter get up, a material like leather adorning his feet covered by silver metals of unknown material, a light blue pants down to his calfs being covered by the boots.
A chain mail like structure flowing down covered by a mixture of brown blue, sliver and gold upper body armour made of some kind of metal and leather more than likely the same as the others with a blue cloth material engraved with runic symbols fluttering in the wind.
His shoulders adorned with a snow white fur from a unknown creature, he looked at his upper arms covered in a silver pauldron a face made of gold on top of each.
His fore arms covered in guards mainly of silver metal outlined with gold with a bright white material criss-crossing on the front with his hands covered in the unknown leather.
And lastly a Helmet set upon his head a darker silver color engraved with gold.
And 2 grey antlers set upon it imbuned with runic symbols 2 small bands of blue covering it.
Looking at the 2 weapons he picked up the golden wood bow with a black band covered in symbols taking place in the middle.
Dropping it he picked up the beautifully crafted spear hefting it feeling it's lightness but knowing it was actually quite heavy.
Looking around he saw the scenery change from a white void to a massive range of frozen mountains with snow constantly falling obscuring nearly all sight but his.
Looking far away he felt that this place could go on forever.
Holding up a covered hand he stopped the fall of snow for a second before releasing it back down.
"Finally done sight seeing?" He heard as he turned around already knowing his mother was there.
Looking at her he felt a little guilty knowing she was suffering from the effects of this place because he couldn't control completely as of yet.
Nodding to her he released his hold on the Authority as the world crumbled and he was taken back to where he once was.
"Sorry Mom." He said scratching his head in apology.
"Mmm." Pandora said looking at him a bit strangely.
'I'm not to sure.. is it a combination of both? Or did he manifest 2 at once?'
'He also seems a bit winded but alright. That doesn't explain why he was able to create such a continent the size of Asia though?!' she thought incredulous.
A truly crazy feat and she knew it would invite sheer terror to most who knew it.
'Ah wait...that may be my fault' She thought sheepish remembering he had her blood running through his veins.
'It would seem the massive influx of power kickstarted his lineage and boosted his capacity far far more than what it was already.' She thought wildy not at all predicting it.
It was a truly stupendous amount and it seemed his past life was also rearing its head in a unexpected way.
'However that's very dangerous. If he doesn't have a good grasp on his power and if he ever brings that snowy landscape to earth it'll cause untold destruction.' She though knowing how powerful it was afterall she felt very minsicule damage to her soul just standing there for a bit.
What would happen if it was anyone else? They'd die in due time for sure.
'Also how useless is such a big plot of land with such spread out power? He needs to be able to condense it to massively boost the effects!'
"That clinches it! It's training time!" She said loudly shocking Naruto.
"Huh? Whadya mean mum?" Naruto said leaning away feeling a ominous tingle down his spine.
A happy smile lighting her eyes Pandora looked at him thinking of all the ways she could get him to control his power.
"Hehe~ Don't worry son we'll meet again for sure! Now its time for your final test! Don't worry I'm not a cruel mother! I picked the perfect enemy for you to conquer and destroy" She said cutely kicking him in the butt subsequently kicking him out.
'Ugh..' Naruto thought getting up fully armoured feeling the aches on his body.
'Mom is scary.' Naruto thought shivering to himself remembering the sheer horrors that came out of that box.
"How do they even fit in there?!" He said whispering to himself loudly still disturbed by what his bubbly mother was keeping to herself, his heart palpation nearly audible.
"Wait a second did she say enemy-" He started before being interrupted by a roar of biblical proportions the entire mountain range shaking at the intensity.
'Mom what the fuck!' Naruto thought wide eyed looking at the fucking massive dragon in the sky looking at him in madness.
" YOU DARE BREAK MY SEAL AND DISTURB MY SLUMBER?! I KURAOKAMI GOD OF SNOW AND RAIN?! FOOLISH GOD SLAYER THIS IS WHERE YOU REST ETERNALLY IN A FROZEN ABYSS!" The dragon said losing it self to madness.
Avoiding the massive tail whip that uprooted the ground Naruto said nothing looking at it already knowing talking was futile at this point as he dashed away at full speed.
"Foolish child of man you can't escape me in my own domain!" The near mindless beast said forming a massive swirl of frozen energy at it's mouth ready to completely destroy the child.
Naruto sensing it quickly turned around leaping backwards using his control over snow to predict the path with each great step behind him as he formed his bow sending a massive stream of ice arrows towards the beast in a form very reminiscent to the giantess Skaði.
As they simply bounced of its scales the dragon chuckled, it's arrogance bolstering at the sight before sending the enormous focused blast of energy towards him destroying everything in its path without exception as it turned its head to follow him with it drawing a massive line in the range.
"Hmpf!" Naruto said still sending arrows as he stopped running backwards, now advancing foward running towards the dragon as he used his control over the snow to drastically increase its production yanking control from the dragon while also covering its line of sight.
After firing the concentrated beam for a long time towards the arrows that still followed it the dragon Kuraokami got angry feeling as if fighting a rather annoying mosquitoe.
"So you also hold power over the snow!" it bellowed for miles .
"I'll just have to make this personal!" The dragon said as it dove down towards a mountain with massive speed completely destroying it.
Coiling around the rubble looking for its prey the draconic eye caught a glimpse of something in the sky seeing it was the human.
Chuckling at the foolish move the human made it immediately began forming energy seeing the useless arrows fired at it again.
Though it immediately tried dodging in instinct feeling something weird out of its perception.
"Agghh!" The dragon cried out in agony feeling a arrow a real one with a metal tip lodged it self into its forehead, drawing blood finally.
"WHY! HOW CAN YOU PENATRATE MY SCALES?!" Said uncomprehending how a tiny arrow could hurt it so much.
Naruto smilling saying nothing raised his hand and took control of all 1459 ice arrows he fired before uttering. " The hunt is on!"
Immediately sending them towards the dragon as each pierced its scales even when it tried flying away.
Wailing in agony feeling as if needles were piercing it all over its body the dragon in a bid of madness to get rid of the pain immediately charged in the sky to murder the human.
'I'LL GNAW ON YOUR BONES AND GRIND THEM TO DUST YOU PEST!' it thought in madness.
Naruto seeing it simply avoided its mad charge as he shot a extra powerful shot towards the sky propelling him downwards and away from the gaping mouth.
Seeing the direction change the dragon also did so trying to desperately get rid of the pain.
'Why am I so slow and I feel so much weaker?!' The Heretic God thought through the pain feeling it's mind fog over.
Looking around in fear and confusion it finally felt what was wrong.
'Wait this snow! It's not mine?! His control over this domain is stronger than mine how?! It must be this that's sapping my power!' The dragon thought in terror as it immediately fled away from the snowy landscape trying to escape away from the now disadvantageous terrain.
"FINALLY!" Naruto said wooping in joy seeing the dragon fleeing as he picked up his spear.
"I've marked your soul! Now your head is mine!" He said roaring as he threw the space warping spear his conditions to use it were finally met!
The dragon sensing its end glanced back seeing a massive amount of energy come towards it as it hurriedly tried to evade!
"NOOOO!" It said when the spear pierced it's heart as it wiggled like a filthy snake destroying the surronding foliage.
Though that was swiftly put to a end when another spear followed piercing the skull and its brain.
Naruto walking to his first hunt hummed happily.
"I've never tasted dragon before!" Naruto said as a single horn on his helmet was glowing forcing the dragon corpse to remain in the physical world.
Jumping down the hole happily the 14 year old couldn't help but be happy at the change in his life style. He finally felt that gaping hole filled.
And he may not be too sane but even when he was being hunted he had never felt so alive.
' Fufu This definitely beats going to school!' He said forming a knife stripping the dragon.
'Speaking of that I should send a message to Sister Griselda! Mom said she subtly directed her to my orphanage to take care of me because she was qualified! I wonder what that meant!' He thought humming admiring the dragon scales with happy eyes.
"Mom said people without magic can't see the supernatural. I hope they can atleast eat this when I test it! I'm sure they want big bro Naruto to get them a present from away!~" Naruto said as he performed the arduous process of individually sending pieces of dragon to his little world not having gotten proficient in doing it like this.
It was truly difficult and he hoped he could get better because this was far to inefficient.
Heaving up the heavy bloody skull with horns he looked at them in awe.
"I wonder how old he was! Can you tell with these!?" Naruto said looking at the curly horns wondering if he could use these as decoration.
"You can in fact do so my child!" Pandora said mischievously looking at the now pale Naruto's face as she floated above him.
'Must of been a ghost.' Naruto thought sweating as he kept his head straight foward hoping not acknowledging it would make it go away.
"Nonononononono" Naruto said in fear as his ass was sucked into the portal of doom as he only heard the mad cackling of his Mother.
"Oh God Please help me I'm being kidnapped!" He said in terror at the thought of going back.
"Oh dear would you look at that I AM GOD!" Pandora said merrily!
Leaving the place with no hints to his presence other than massive destruction and echoes of a wailing child.
Bruh how does this show not have more good fanfic you can straight up do near anything with it considering the setting and enough imagination!
Also tis hard writing longer fight scenes when they have no business being so!