"He was doomed to the second he was conceived." - Branch, Baby Mine.

"The way velvet and floyd look at each other in the christmas photo is scary. I wanna know more about veneer because an officer says they once saw velvet yell at veneer and they would have fights in front of boyfriend. (Plus witnessing the other twin's death = YIKES!) there has to be a bigger picture" - RageTube comment on "Boyfriend's WEIRD RELATIONSHIP with his Mother and Uncle, Past of MISTREATING GIRLFRIENDS? Weird obsession with 21 YO fans"

I want to talk about Anonomys' book Slave. Slave is a book written on the capture and torture of the Troll Rock Artist Pink Floyd. But the thing the media of Mount Rageous is mostly focused on is the love story they like to call between "Velvet and Floyd". So back in 25000 it was published by a mysterious person who decided not to be named yet listed all the people they talked to in order to get what they knew. Hey mean no disrespect to anyone and merely want to bring to light the truth behind the controversial superstar duo Velvet and Veneer. Like not, let's talk about them for a bit. "Just here to bring this to light. I have interviewed Veneer himself and if that boy man denies it. I will be very upset to learn our time spent together was nothing to him." - Anonymous, Slave The Author starts with the childhood of Velvet and Veneer. They claim that the parents really cared about their children and instead Velvet and Veneer were ungrateful little gnats who didn't understand what the real world had in store for them when all of a sudden, they dropped out and became famous. They bid their farewells greatly and watched for the future. All of a sudden they learned they were famous. And then two months later they heard the news that their kids were arrested and sent to jail. And they decided to cut contact with them. On the ninth month of the twins's stay at the prison, their son called and told them that his sister was pregnant and that he needed someone to take the baby in. Mrs. Satina says she wanted to but her husband did not want the child so she complied. No one knows where the pair are now.

Slave has been considered the book of the truth when it comes to the case of Velvet and Veneer. And so the media has always been against the old duo. However the one who disliked the book was Boyfriend himself. He told The Night Cove, "Slave is a lying book. And therefore there will never be a time when it is not lying." Slave is just as controversial as the duo themselves. And Slave is the book that bashes Velvet and Veneer more than any other book. "Now, even if that's true? In all versions it's a teenager with a thirty year old man." - RageTube (What went on with The Prince of Rock?). fans of Pink Floyd have used Slave for a long time as a way to say that Pink Floyd was innocent among the mess that ensued. When he went after Velvet, he was only trying to escape because he knew he had a a family, he knew that Bitty B would be waiting for him. He went after Velvet because he had to get out. He had to run away from there and horrified, he didn't think of the childish results. We ought to in turn, give Pink Floyd come sympathy.

Moving on, Slave then goes into detail about the record company that owes the music of Velvet and Veneer which is the Muxic Record Label. Muxi does not allow any of Velvet and Veneer's music to be streamed anymore and records of them are not sold anymore. But there are a few remaining ones. Who knows where they are to this day. Fans of BroZone say: "Boyfriend must be lying. Floyd was a sensitive baby. He would never lay hands on a girl who is underage." Anyone who is not a fan of Pink Floyd says the opposite. Afterwards, they talk about the relationship between Floyd and Velvet. They says Velvet would threaten Floyd if he didn't comply. Even then, they were empty threats and Floyd's stubbornness was empty as both knew very well that either way Velvet would get what she wanted. But the times it was valid was when it came to writing songs. Velvet would yell at Floyd to write and Floyd would refuse. Then she used force and then say she would spray more than she ever could afford. But Floyd new very well that she wouldn't dare since by then she would run out of both singing talent and fame. And Floyd started to seduce her and the more the held back from her the more she wanted. The more she wanted the more freedom felt for him. The more freedom felt closer. He had to do it. And even then, he was still the troll fighting for child rights.

Pink Floyd has debunked Slave and says that he never seduced Velvet. When asked if she seduced him he claims that "No we seduced uh.. each other." - Pink Floyd, at the Baby Mine Publishing Party.

It started when he once noticed Velvet started to mellow out from the excitement of fame. And in her moment of vulnerability, he sought his sad freedom. And so he started to make moves on her. He was wearing her down and she was not really feeling it. So he started to hold back and then at that age of seventeen it started to wear her down. And then Floyd started to allow himself to be exposed more often. And then she finally let him out of the bottle. And Slave states clearly that in such a moment, Boyfriend, Beloved Pop Culture Icon, was conceived.

It goes in full detail of this relationship. Slave states that they would do it once a week. And that she only came to him when she was in need of lust love making. And he didn't care as long as she let him out. Soon, it didn't work. His efforts were in vain and two months later he gave up. He was her toy to be used when she wanted. And the results were unpleasant. Eventually his brothers came and the door was open. Slave says they believe that Floyd was relieved during both the nine months and five years Rosario existed he was happy and glam and started to feel open like a fresh flower. He started to come to terms with his new family and how the world just shifted.

And Rosario just came along.

Moving on to chapter 2 of Baby Mine, Pink Floyd writes of his actual second love in a long time, Creek. Creek also lived in the woods and the pair encountered each other. He writes: "Creek? That was the guy. Not Creep. Not officaly dating but we knew it in our hearts." - Pink Floyd, Baby Mine. introducing Rosario and Creek to each other was weird and Floyd felt it was awkward because once he tried dating this other troll named Keith whom Rosario said he actually disliked. But he never showed it because he was "Daddy's Boy after Momma's Boy.". Anyways, Creek and Rosario soon became close. They bonded over fish and Rosario told Floyd: "If you want to marry him. I'm all on board." Things couldn't be better for the small yet big hearted family. And then one day Floyd told his family about his new love and all bashed.

And somehow, Creek and Rosario were closer than Pink Floyd had anticipated. He was frantic over the idea of dating a groomer. And he never had the guts to tell it to Creek. Instead he kept his worries and jealousy to himself. However, Rosario enveloped a nickname for Creek. Boyfriend says he meant to say "Creep as in the food" since Creek made the best crepes but instead he called him Creep. However, it became a sweet endeavur that was supposed to be private.

And then Floyd finally told everyone about Creek.

"Floyd, he betrayed all of us. Floyd, he was a bully with a never-ending quest." - Bitty B Branch

And so, Floyd says he could tell it. He told Lone how he didn't want to believe it but had to come to terms with it anyway. And so he turned Creek in to the police. Rosario was so upset. In the small part dedicated to his father he says that it was cruel to see another father figure in his life go away to quickly. He was never allowed to see nor write to him. And that's when he turned to his cousin Dany for comfort. Soon enough, their friendship blossomed. Boyfriend reminds the reader yet again about how he shared a bed with Ucla. He says he tried to share a bed with his biological Dad but it didn't feel the same. And then he started to share a bed with Dany and he just felt that distant cold warmth he had not felt in a long time. They loved to have sleepovers. He taught her how to fish and the more they learned about each other the more their friendship started to grow and the mire it grew somehow more did their attraction.

"We were little kids. Dany was sick a lot of the time and she was often bullied in school so much so she got homeschooled. And I was also homeschooled. I had just lost my Ucla. My other part of my soul. I remember my dad saying 'you're old enough to start saying saying Uncle instead of Ucla. Part of me felt angry and upset, what does this old man think he's ACTUALLY saying?" - Boyfriend, Lone

Boyfriend will however take it to his grave that his Mother was a virgin until she slept with Pink Floyd. Floyd appears to have confirmed it since he says that Velvet was "Sloppy at Seduction".

Eventually they became fourteen and they mastered the art of being sneaks. Soon, they were sneaking in close touches and wondering what such a strange sensation did and what was the future of such a feeling? Then it found the two in the woods and they made love like no other. Two little kids, who do not understand the reality of what they had just done. They sealed their fate. Two young adults who should have known better than to have hastily made love. Eventually they were found founding some other point of their lives and their parents decided that they would spend their spring break helping their Aunt Viva and Uncle Clay with the Putt-Putt Trolls at a golf course they owned called Hole-e-Fun according to Lone.

Viva herself has spoken out about how scary it had been to lose Clay. She couldn't have imagined it herself. But she would have rather lost herself to some fame diggers than lose the world's best troll Mr. Clay. She has said that when Clay told her that Rosario was the reason for their marriage's divorce, she had lashed at him. Angry that he would apparently lie about a little child. But Clay however said the young adult had been responsible for such a thing. But the Former Funboy looks back and sees he has been too harsh on his words. He says that Rosario was not a young adult but rather a child. And he was a fifty one year old troll who should have seen right away that a baby was the one behind it. A jealous little baby to him Rosario is. Viva says she will never find it in her heart to blame the innocent child (to her) for the way her marriage ended. "And I will never blame him." - Viva, Nightly Cove

Moving on, Boyfriend says however their parents and Aunt and Uncle made a huge mistake. Instead they consummated the relationship again. His ex-wife Orchid has spoken out about how he confessed to "lovin' every moment I spent with her." And how he didn't expect what happened. He remembers that out of nowhere when Brandy and Spruce were visiting and he was with Dany he says out of nowhere she started to bleed from her nether regions. He didn't understand what was going on and then Dany started to cry out for her Mother Brandy. He ended up cradling a dead fetus baby in his arms and singing to it with the belief that: "No, it wasn't a dead fetus from a miscarriage. It was a small baby that was just born in the most messy way possible." Brandy came over, slapped him and took her daughter away along with the child. The adults were horrified when they discovered the remains of the relationship and then Floyd grounded his son for seven months. Then finally talked to him about Sexual Education as he realized soon enough that it was time for such a talk. Danyelle died of her miscarriage and Rosario was not permitted to attend the funeral. As it went on, Rosario asked his father how he met his Mother Velvet.

Pink Floyd decided to lie. He lied to his son saying that once Velvet and him were married but then she started to become abusive and the relationship felt like it was going nowhere. Hence they divorced when he asked for it. And then she went to prison for being simply enough "a bad girl woman" and Rosario was born there. Along with her went her twin brother as he was also in the crime of whatever they had done. It was enough of the truth to Rosario and he did not question her father any further.

A year later and things started to change. Bruce and Brandy along with their remaining thirteen children never went near Rosario ever again. And Rosario found himself lonely. The artist told Lone that it was the worst time to be alive 14-15 years old. But then at fifteen his father started to date again and he found love with another Bergen named Benny. Pink Floyd admits he never thought about finding love with a Bergen as trolls and Bergens didn't get along for a time when trolls were eaten by Bergens to feel happiness. That is until the Princess of Pop Poppy asked them to just feel happiness and trolls found peace with the Bergens. And so Floyd introduced Benny to his son. Rosario started to take a liking to Benny. However Pink Floyd has also talked about how the trolls sort of shunned his son for a time. The Rock Star says that people made some BEWARE THE ROSARIO whispers and talks telling you basically, if you want to find love with Pink Floyd. The number one detector is his son Rosario. However Benny found such talks untrue and was very close with Rosario.

"Finally got a stepdaddy my height! Sort of!" - Rosario at age fifteen to Benny the Bergen

"Fifteen. But I'm turning seventeen year soon. Or something like that." - Rosario to Benny

Rosario and Benny both bonded over mechanics and their love for nature. They spent their mournings taking walks in the woods and fishing and hunting. "And I felt safe and loved and I just knew I had never lied in a moment with Benny." - Boyfriend, Lone . Rosario felt very lonely especially when people started to take notice of the Mount Rageous Scandal. "They think I'm some sort of freak huh?" - Boyfriend to Benny.

King Gristle Jr of the Bergens has advocated for Benny and says that he was one of his footmen in the castle, a position passed down to him from his father Cosmo. Gristle also says that Floyd was weirdly jealous of the relationship between Benny and Rosario. A jealousy he also felt when he was with Creek.

One day, Rosario and Pink Floyd were sitting in their cabin in the woods outside of Pop Village and Floyd gets a call talking about how Rosario had thoughts about running away. Floyd confronted him.

Floyd confronted him. He held that letter tightly in his hand and looked at him dead in the eyes. Trying to meet his height. "Stop doing that!" He orders. Rosario merely slumps in his chair. Exhausted by whatever drama is being stirred right now. "Stop doing what?" He asks. Floyd then looks at Rosario. "Don't give me that look. I have to ask. Have you told anyone about us?" Rosario peeks. "Told anyone what about us?" Floyd sighs. "Don't play games with me Roy." Rosario then stared at the window. "Dad stop lying to me." He sighs. "Lie about what?" Says Pink Floyd. Rosario takes a deep breath and pulls out a magazine, "I know Daddy." VELVET AND VENEER ARE NOT THE INNOCENT SUPERSTARS WE THOUGHT THEY WERE! Floyd stands perturbed. "Whose game is being played here?" Rosario blinks. If Floyd could spank his child he would. Rosario waits for a response. "Well?" Floyd sighs. "Okay so I-". "You groomed her." "What?" "Go ahead. Admit it. Is it so bad I take after My Mom?" When he isn't met with a response, instead Floyd did his best imitation to hit him. He stared at him shocked. Ot wasn't the fact he tried to be violent it was how he wanted to. "Go ahead murder me. I know you hate me and I KNOW THE TRUTH NOW! You groomed her! You STATUTORY RAPIST!" Then Floyd stands disturbed at the words and he sees that his baby has begun to run away. They've never had these sorts of fights before. Eventually, Floyd manages to catch up to his baby. His Baby slows down. "Is it so bad I take after her?" "Is it to bad I have my Mother's eyes and there's nothing you can do about it?" He asks remorsefully, however his mind is planning something. Pink Floyd can't see it but his baby his is planning something. "I have my Mother's eyes and there's nothing you can do about it Daddy." "I wish I had her pearly white skin instead of you indigo little baby blue skin." He sighs. "Is it so bad I take after her? Is it so bad I so much as have green hair or white skin or blue eyes? Babies just look like their parents." He sighs. Floyd just spits something out that never makes things better. "I want to give you away."

The cord is cut for the second time and Rosario cries while he runs into Pop Village. He is technically a giant though he is not shorter than a Mount Rageon. He is having a panic attack as he runs in and he feels helpless. The trolls have no idea until Rosario has finally calmed down. Clay is thinking that boy ain't right. But the way it comes out it's not so nice. It's a bitter way and he apparently didn't mean it. Apparently he meant to say Floyd isn't treating his baby right. However it came out as he hated his brother's baby. Once Rosario calms down he looks at his father dead in the eyes and says: "Did you have your horrible way with her? Did you even enjoy it?" Silence."Go ahead, I'm ready for a foster family." Floyd looks at his baby in the eye, still. "I'll take them away." He says. "Take what away?" Roy asks. "I'll take your yearly raves to Mount Rageous away if you continue to act this way." "Do you want me to kill you? She's all I've got in this stinking world." Rosario asks with innocent eyes. "If my mama was 'just a baby' to you then, Daddy Dearest, you would not be sleeping with her."

Boyfriend was called out and called "ungrateful" as his poor father had tried to take him in and he was behaving like a spoiled brat. He said on his second time on Bop on The Top podcast that he "Gets that little boy's feelings." After the incident, Pink Floyd had actually been considering giving his child away to a foster family. In Baby Mine, he claims he held back on the idea and decided that sending him to a summer boarding school would be best. So he spoke to the Queen of The Rock Trolls Barb and she allowed Rosario in. At first when he heard the news he hated it. He thought it would be some sort of orphanage and somehow Floyd was worst than "Mr. Willoughby".

Boyfriend said it was "the best days of his life" he was very very wrong about his first thoughts. He says he always got enough sleep and he was happy to be around people. Everyone was so friendly on his part and he assisted as much as he could. During this time, he stayed into the idea that Pink Floyd was a "pedophile" as Rageons would call it, even though when he was 28 he said he was "Too harsh on him for my own good." - Boyfriend, Bop on The Top. He was just happy to be out of that cramped Cabin as he called it. And then summer ended and he did not expect for Benny to get him.

"I was waiting like on the sides and just looking down until my stepdad gets me to look at him and I'm just baffled. Like what? "Does my dad still hate me" and Benny goes Yes! Anyways we go to his car and start driving into Pop Village. He uh tells me that my dad is sick but little me knows very well my dad is not in fact a man because he does not have the man balls to face me. He's a woman's balls. So then I start kind of uh "playing around" that my mom and my dad were never right for each other. In fact when I was eleven and I started to become more self-aware I was like going through the ten stages of grief being like "nuh my momma and dad are gonna get back together when she gets out of jail!" And then my Uncles are there and are like "….child go to bed." They mutter amongst themselves: "may she never go after him." And I think I was weird too because I called her "The Lust of his Life" and then Benny looks at me and tells me what I have for lunch. I answer I didn't have anything so he says when we get to my dad we go for pizza." - Boyfriend, Lone

"I was like Dad! I heard it was all Benny's idea to send me to summer camp and I yell at him: Daddy's Boyfriend's Boy first HUH? HUH DAD?" And then the adults sent wavering all over the place." - Boyfriend, Lone.

"My dad says when I came home I was wearing a soft golden daisy duke with apparently purple diamond rings and I was like huh? I was wearing my usual denim shorts and a primary red polo shirt." - Boyfriend, Lone

The days did not change and by then Boyfriend/Rosario had forgotten about their fight and went on with their lives. Then all of a sudden Boyfriend caught his father talking to Benny about marriage and Rosario chuckles and then when he's caught hearing he sucks in his breath and is like: "Well you'll be apart of my life. You'll move into the cabin house, you'll start fishing with me every Friday evening. And eventually you'll become something more….. I hate it!" - Boyfriend. However soon something would hit the small big hearted family. Rosario and Benny had a fallout when Rosario was seventeen. Boyfriend cannot remember what exactly they were fighting about but all he knows that it was pretty bad because Benny and "Roy" never talked to each other every again. And soon everything feel apart.

So had the relationship between Boyfriend Pink Floyd. I haven't really talked about them so I will be more in-depth here of the two superstars. "For the record, you REPRODUCED with a little beast." - Boyfriend to Pink Floyd. As Rosario entered his teenage years and started to morph into what Floyd was calling "young adult" or to what Boyfriend would call "older child" their relationship started to deform more than it ever could. Boyfriend says that his father was hard on him but he was not strict at all. It was what allowed him to be together with Danyelle in the first place. Floyd always treated him as another adult sometimes. He allowed him to hang around with the rock trolls and allowed him to drink wine with him and would rant about his breakups to Rosario would would be 10-15 years old. However as Rosario got into his teen years their relationship became strained and strained as he desired more freedom and Branch claims that Floyd acted "…weirdly jealous of his own son". Reminder or not. These things did not cease for most of his life. Eventually Rosario saw Floyd had begun to shun Benny as well. Benny and Floyd broke up when Rosario was 17.

"I'll never forget when I learned my Ucla uhm Mama's brother was paroled. It was the hardest thing to hear. You know when I was five years old and my dad came to fetch me I knew I'd never see for a while. But to see him leave not only my heart but Mount Rageous that was the pin on the wound. I remember we were in the car and I was teen years since he only had ten years of prison to serve. And then I was talking about calling him and my Dad just goes "He got paroled" and my heart jumps from my chest. I knew what "paroled" meant and it was good and bad. I felt like sobbing. Would he forget me? He would eventually. To add salt to the wound, my dad told me: "You know you're old enough to start saying "Uncle" instead of "Ucla" and I shrug. I'd do whatever I wasn't in a rush to grow up." - Boyfriend, Lone

Gristle has written in Baby Mine, how Benny had described Rosario or Roy as he was called since everyone thought "Rosario is too fancy of a name". Roy never liked Pop Village but perferred Mount Rageous as it put "Puts Pop trolls to shame".

"He's a nice kid. He sucks his thumb when his Mittie isn't looking. He barely showers like most kids do and he just so very much looks up to the adults in his life." - Benny to King Gristle.

"Born in Mount Rageous I'll die in Mount Rageous." - Boyfriend.

At 15-18 Boyfriend admits that at age nineteen he thought he was a Mama's Boy. But it just told how he viewed Velvet as the least worst of his parents. She was the one who didn't need him to be an adult. She didn't need him to be anything. And their five hour visit mainly consisted of just taking pictures and stupid video cameras. Of nothing but playing cards and eating maybe perhaps prison food. They only talked of life and nothing but life. He felt comforted by her. Her pearly white skin to her green hair. Even if she constantly told other people he was just her brother because she did not want anyone to know the truth that she was actually a mother. Instead Rosario went along with it because to him, there was no reason he never saw the damage not like there was any. "Yes everybody knows me and her are the same. She's my sister." However a nine year old Rosario didn't take the joke and instead went: "Now Mama, you know I ain't." There wasn't anything to hate about her. And it made Pink Floyd rot harder than he had. Not seeing the damage and results it had on Rosario.

On the matter of Roy, Roy has also had parts in sabotaging BroZone band members. From taking one Bruce Spruce's beloved children away to breaking lovers apart. "I didn't think much of it. I thought BroZone would make it." - Boyfriend, Lone. When he was fifteen at least a year after Danyelle died, he noticed that his Uncle Clay Or Uncle Fixer as he liked to call him had been more amorous with his wife Viva than ever before. They were married for fifteen years and yet not a child ever came of this beautiful couple. Viva the Princess of The Pop Trolls was attacked at the golf course she owned with her husband by a mysterious animal no one could identify. Clay became worried when Viva was put on life support, doctors said she had to make it on her own. It was her choice to recover now. And Clay started to drink in order to cope with his wife's death. And so Roy felt jealousy loin up. He got wind of another rock troll named Rocky and decided merely that because Clay was hugging to Viva so much he needed company. He poured a fifth drink for his Uncle and allowed Rocky to sleep with Clay for five weeks. Five weeks Clay was unfaithful to his wife he said he loved so much. Eventually she recovered, discovered the affair when Clay confessed to her. She divorced him and both still maintained a close friendship where if not lovers then they were friends. Either way, losing Clay to Velvet and Veneer was painful and it would have been painful had it happened.

At age fifteen as well, Rosario would tear another marriage apart. A soon-to-be-wedding. John Dory The Leader had found love with another troll named Amy. When they were about to be married John Dory told Amy about his small lived torture in the hands of Velvet and Veneer as they got drunk. What the couple did not know is that Rosario had been listening to every detail they said of his Mother and Uncle. Amy offered solace to John Dory: "Those little monsters got what was coming to them. You don't have to shed another tear." And it was from then, that Rosario determined Amy had lost her will to live. And to see his Uncle JD disclose with her in the matters of the affair that went down at The RageDOme he was livid with wrath. When John Dory had his brother Pink Floyd cry to him about his suspicions that Benny was a groomer, his first instinct was to investigate the pair. Yet Rosario had heard of this and intervened with him at a party, warning him that if he so much tried, he would not end well. "It means they like to attack the poor quote innocent ones.". But John Dory shook it off. That night, as him and his fiancé laid in bed, Rosario pulled critter-wasps into Rhonda, she ran miles and miles into Pop Village. John Dory survived whilst Amy did not make it. When Boyfriend was asked if he felt regret over his actions that tore BroZone's hearts he said: "It's hard and it's complicated."

At age eighteen, he started to sneak out and he tested what he could get away with. He started to run away. He would be out at one in the morning and return at five in the morning. Incidents Boyfriend says would happen due to an absent father and his insomnia. Eventually, he turned nineteen and began to run away more and more until at 3:09 AM he ran all the way to Mount Rageous. And he never returned. Pink Floyd has said that it was a distressing period when he realized his baby would soon be twenty and an adult. He couldn't control him. His cabin burned down as a result of a forest fire, and so in result for the rest of the years he lived with his Brother Branch and his wife Queen Poppy of the Pop Trolls. Any traces of father and son were wiped out from existence of the world. And the brother and the wife would forget that Floyd lived up there. His world spinned and spinned.

In Mount Rageous, Rosario faced an issue. He ended up in the hospital where he was diagnosed with the voice disorder we all know and love. A condition caused by his parents simply being his parents. A curse that would follow him until he died. The thing that is what makes Boyfriend Boyfriend and what makes all of Mount Rageous love him a great dear. Because his Mother couldn't sing and his Father was a talented troll, a rock star by any means, Rosario took after both. And they cursed him beautifully with something called Hipotyfus. And so his words were affected by such golden vocal chords that his words came out as Beep Bop! Doctors and nursed tried several times to nurse him although their attempts were in vain. Boyfriend simply could not make a word ever since he was born. When he got out, he worked off jobs in a small apartment complex on the ends of Mount Rageous. Boyfriend called this period "challenging" since he was new to the place and therefore did not understand. He spent his 20th birthday working by mowing a persons's lawn and smoking two cigarettes from which he understood the truth joy. He also understood how toxic the bond he had with his father was. He also began to see how much of the "bullying" he received from BroZone was not at all justified. They were mid mid forties and mid thirties yet picked on a child. He didn't want to see any of them again, at least for a while.

Despite his circumstances, Rosario felt happy. He felt amazing. He did not need his so-called troll family. He had always preferred Mount Rageous. The loudness and the spirt kept him awake in a good way. And even then, Pop Trolls felt like a tiny sound compared to Mount Rageous.