"Hi my name is Boyfriend and I'm checking out uhm. Can I just say people used to simp for my Ucla and ship him with this one guy. Hey hey LOOK these are just rumors. But I think yea they true."
*Hiccup.*
"Oop sorry. I think I'm still drunk-"
BEEP!
"Okay first up:
Seriously ritz? Shut up just confess already that twink-
WOAH!"
"Do you still speak to him… um yes! I owe a lot of my career to him after all. He's like a big bro to me. So yes we're still bros."
"when I met him he was like: "Have I met you before?" And I was like "I'm sombody else you ain't met me before. I just- I have that face you know?"
Do this to your favorite ship.
Me:….ritzneer….
"Dang y'all got it bad like y'all got tsunami levels of bad. Like get the fans and fan down the brains of ALL-"
Ritzy with his veneer bc i just got my wisdom tooth removed and i feel like SHIT.
"Ah the good ol' I'm in pain so I decide I must do something to make myself feel better yet worse at the same time. I've done that before."
"Oh look fanart. Sheez she highlighting is on point like give me five to seven art lessons on drawing."
"Oh oh more fanart. Gotta say this is really 23000 looking. I wish I was alive in that time. Imagine how fun it was to dress up so fancy and flamboyant."
"Okay so it's Velvet with some gurl GURL and more of my Ucla just being a simp. Why is like that? Fangirl and fanboy RIGHTS!"
"Am I RIGHT?"
Whenever I think of my fiancé I want it to be like veneer and ritz from 23000.
Forget tilly and john I want my first crush to be like veneer and ritzy!
"Me too."
Brolies be lying about their love yet proudly show off their twinkness on TV like- *tea spill*
"Seriously like confess already! I wish he was right here because I. WOULD!-"
"Where are the gifs I asked for them like an hour ago?"
Ritzneer can step on me
"They can step on me too. I am also a shipper even though it feels a little weird."
redid the coloring. I think it looks mad fantastic now.
"I really need to get into art like I need to draw a a.. ritzNERR FANART… *Rosario laughs* like OH MY GOSH!"
Just let ven and ritzy be the daddies to boyfriend so velvs doesn't feel guilty. Baes honestly deserve it.
"Y- you know they were like 17 right? He- he saw things no young boy should have seen… wait wait how old do you have to be to adopt back in the times uhm… 16 oh ohhhh…"
Whenever someone says what my favorite fanfic is the one about veneer the teen king. Ritz the interviewer with a dream. A ballad. A ballad of heartbreak…
…so it starts with a dream stranded veneer. A vener in prison and ritz interviews him. And it ends with a famous ven and roy dead.
"oh so I die too?"
"My Ucla doesn't get bitches he gets bastards."
"oh this one's my favorite."
"𝐵𝑜𝓎𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓂𝑒. 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓈 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓂𝑒..."
COMMENTS:
"Boyfriend at his most drunk."
"Velvet hardened him."
"hes like a 30 year old dad tryna be cool."
"He sounded disappointed when he said 16."
The warden be like: Roy is not a disappointment because he has now a net worth of 3.7 billion dollars.
Also "the miracle":