Cat: Naruto X Konosuba X Dog Days X Redo of a Healer X Kuroinu X Queen's Blade (Original)
Title: The Most Powerful Summon; Toad Sage Uzumaki Naruto
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Yunyun/Fem Kurama/Luna/F Haku/Leo/?/?/?/?/?/?, Kazuma X Megumin/Darkness, Tayuya X Nyx
Summary: The war ended in Kaguya's victory. Naruto and Kasumi were left in a void of darkness to await their future, be it paradise or hell. At least that was going to be their plan at least until A Goddess named Eris came and gave him another chance to live a normal life. The only catch... Beat the Devil King and stop the Black Dog Mercenary Company. Time to kick ass... Uzumaki Style
So, before we start, I have to say that I had to hog off a HUGE chunk of this chapter and put it into chapter 9, because holy fuck we were getting into the land of WTF with new introductions, the coming raid. Also, I've taken in lot of consideration into the last members of the harem. But I won't introduce them YET. While I do have 5 slots open there are various females from each show that I could add and there are great arguments for adding them. Now if you noticed I added Leo's name to the harem, but I said 5 slots open, that's because I've added two more since I did add Queen's Blade OG to the list. Some characters will be a no-go off-rip. But I'm pushing for some characters who will fit the harem.
Also quick warning. This chapter has some LEWD things happening in it just a quick FYI—nothing to bad.
Review Response
KenwayS220:Thank you. I have plans for the Black Dog Mercs. I know some people are disappointed in me for the end of the last chapter, but as of this chapter we're dealing with one of the lewdest ecchi, A borderline Hentai that has serious psychological ramifications with NO Good guys, and one of the darkest Hentai of the early to late 10's no chance in hell was this about to be light-hearted.
Bednarczykmiki: Of that dog will get his.
Riki: Honoka wasn't one of my favorites, but you do make a strong case.
Enraem: See ya
Guest: Was this supposed to be light? In the words of Eggsy This aint that kind of movie bruh
Guest: Will Low Level Hero update? I need more clarification on that.
Crimson Riot 01: Thank you my friend
Atengawchok: I'll consider it
Convidado: I'm looking at more and more into who I want to add and I'm not going to lie Kureha is a strong candidate, but she's to similar to Luna to have her in the harem.
ShankZZ: Never planned on adding Aqua as she is one of the anime females I dislike greatly. As far as Nerfing Naruto and Kasumi they have'nt been nerfed, but i'm not a big fan of 'Naruto Nuke's shit because he can' stories. The Black Dogs are another matter, because to be honest I don't thiunk I mentioned it, but Naruto and Kasumi are some of the strongest beings in Konosuba.
"I never back down!" Speech
"That's my Nindo!" Thought/Flashback/Letter
"Rasengan!" attack/Demon form/Divine Form speech
"Damnit!" Demon form/ Divine form thought
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Chapter 8: Relaxation
Location: Axel
Place: Streets of Axel, Crossroads
Time: Noon
Axel was busier than ever as the Farmers Guild, Business Guild, Adventurers Guild, and the Royal Administrators officers were in and out of meetings. The Adventurers were all put on standby as the roster for the 50 members who were going to conduct the raiding party alongside the Black Dog Mercenaries was put out. When the Mercs showed up the peaceful
Kasumi was walking through the town with little to do at the moment. Team 7 was currently on standby awaiting the arrival of the leader who was in charge of the Raid Party. Said leader and her team were delayed due to rumors of a suspected Demon Army attack near a border town that saw heavy fighting with demons in the previous attacks.
Kasumi stopped near an open-air bar that served some Eastern Federation food that was similar to that from her home dimension. While Kasumi originally didn't have to eat or sleep to survive and used to only do it for pleasure now, she needed to do these things. Something having a body was a tad annoying.
Taking a seat she raised her hand. "A cup of Sake, and a tempura bowl," said Kasumi.
"Some Dango for me and mead if you would be so kind," said another woman so soft and sweet Kasumi almost missed it.
Kasumi risked a glance at her and found her pretty if a bit on the shy side. She wasn't tall maybe 5'5" with a generous figure while Kasumi met and saw several curvy women since coming to this world. Sure the Elemental Nations had them but they were few and far between as most women's figures there were balanced for their style of combat- except that Hyuga brat's. That girl was just all tits and ass- this one was on a bit of a different size. waist-length brown hair that spikes down, with an ahoge on the top of her head, green eyes that seem stuck in a permanent downcast look, wears a red dress with 4 tails, and a flame design on the bottom. There are long, dark feather-like attachments on the shoulders, a purple bustier, with a red heart on the garter belts which hold up her long purple stockings that ride up her thighs. She also wears purple elbow gloves, red heels, and a black collar. Leaning up against the wall was a long, purple staff, with long tentacles-like appendages wrapped all the way down to the base and a bright and jewel that seemed to be a large red eye.
If Kasumi was anyone else, she would think that it was just a creepy-looking staff, but she felt it. It was alive and had a mind of its own. Currently, it was sleeping. Kasumi still felt the dark influence of the staff even in this state.
"Long day love?" asked Kasumi.
The woman sighed. "You could say that. I just traveled from the Vance Territory in the North and haven't had much sleep lately. I came down here to visit my girlfriend and get away from that horrible woman for a few weeks. Considering I'm only allowed to leave the territory every few months for a few weeks this is a great time for me," said the girl.
"Horrible woman? Oh and my name is Kasumi by the way," said Kasumi holding out her hand.
"Hello, Miss Kasumi. My name is Nyx. As for the horrible woman, it's the youngest of the Vance sisters. She's such a... UGGG!" yelled Nyx as the sake arrived for the two women.
"Why not just quit if they're so bad to you?" asked Kasumi.
"It's not that simple. The Vance territory is semi-independent. While they don't directly report to the Belzerg family, they don't have enough land and power to become independent of them. It's such a bother and with Count Vance trying to subjugate the entire Northern part of the area there. Because of the Mountains, they are protected from the Devil King Army, but most Demons that end up there are at least on the level of a Demon Commander. Such as the Swamp Witch and her underlings. I tell you were my family's line not bound by a blood oath I would have left a long time ago," said Nyx.
"Blood Oath?" asked Kasumi.
"For five generations my family has served the Vance family. First with my Great-Great Grandfather as a Captain of the guard and so on and so forth. I studied at the magic academy to try and be a court mage, but instead, I was regulated to the plaything and personal servant of Elina Vance. Had it been Lady Leina or even General Claudette, it wouldn't have been so bad, but Elina is just a horrible woman," said Nyx as she drank her mead.
"Wow your life sucked," said Kasumi.
The gem on the staff glowed as Nyx glared at Kasumi. "What do you know about suffering!? Judging by your robes and the way you talk your probably a noble from the east! How dare you judge me and talk down about my whoas!?" yelled Nyx as she flexed her pyrokinesis, destroying her mead.
The Kitsune looked at the young woman. This girl was more damaged than she appeared. Kasumi used one of her lesser-known abilities to take a peak into the mind of the girl before her but stopped as something reached out for a mental attack. It was so quick that Kasumi was only in her mind for a second and only saw flashes of her life including a kitten with a spear and a rather cruel outlook on life if you were not a noble. Kasumi broke the connection. She looked at Nyx and saw that she wasn't even aware that Kasumi had been inside of her mind. She turned her gaze to the staff as it seemed to move in satisfaction. The Kyubi no Kitsune wanted to bare her fangs in rage, but knew that unleashing her monstrous power was a surefire way to get labeled as a demon. So she pulled her anger back in. This kid didn't even realize that while the anger was her it was being used against her. (2)
She would kill the little annoyance later.
Kasumi sighed. "Calm down. I wasn't making light of your worries. In a way, I can sympathize. My mate was treated harshly by the villagers of his birth home and I was a prisoner for a long time due to no fault of my own. I suffered from anger and loneliness just as my mate suffered from sadness and loneliness. I won't go into more details, but just because you suffered and are still suffering doesn't mean things won't get better. Take some time and reflect on my words. Life will only beat you down if you let it. I hope we meet again Nyx. Oh lunch is on me," said Kasumi as she took out some eris and placed it on the counter as she grabbed her bowl and packed it to go.
Nyx watched her leave but didn't say a word. Perhaps she was right, and she needed to take accountability and-.
"NO YOU ARE MINE!" yelled a voice in her head as indescribably pain and pleasure flooded her nervous system frying her mind for a moment and making her love juices and urine run down her legs.
Nyx went to her knees as several people looked at her. some of them members of the black Dog mercenaries who thought that they had found a nice target. they went to make a move forward to 'help the poor girl, but a burst of magic sent them backward.
"DO NOT TOUCH WHAT IS MINE!" yelled the voice inside of their minds as Nyx rose to her feet.
The sorceress raised the staff and aimed it at them. "DIE FOOLS! Fire Bolt Maximum!" yelled Nyx unleashing a large flaming bullet that went at the mercs and destroyed several stands and property. making them run away.
While it couldn't act in public or do too much it could sway enough people to justify this as defense. Only it was allowed to touch her, sample her, bring her the greatest pleasure and pain. Even if he had to share with that bitch Oni. But right now, its mind was in that Kitsune and how she had tried to invade the girl's mind. Had it's grip not been so tight he would have missed it.
Nyx moaned in pain, but the staff sent another jolt of pleasure to her, bringing her to another climax and sending her into darkness. Taking control of her body It moved it like a puppeteer would a doll towards her little Oni girlfriend and the shop of the Devil King's litch. It needed to protect this vessel as she was to strong and sweet to give up. The forbidden treasure, the magic parasite Demon Funikura would not be deprived of such a wonderful tool, even if he had to rip her mind apart, constantly, molest her most intimate parts, and make her suffer worse fates than death. (1)
Location: Axel
Place: Uzumaki Clan Compound- Sealing Room/Basement
Time: Noon
The Sealing/Rune/Enchanting room was what Naruto hoped would become one of the more used areas of the future Uzumaki clan. With it probably becoming it's own building instead of a second room of the first basement with only the Vault lower than the Gym and Sealing/Rune/Enchanting room... Naruto was going to have to change the name of this place. It was to long and complicated.
Yunyun didn't mind to much at the moment as she sat at the desk and sighed as she leaned back in the chair. She was tired and had been working on this project ever since Naruto had shown them the room. On the enchanting side of the room were several bars of a blue-green metal called Mithril a darker blue metal called Adamantite and finally a purplish metal that seemed to shine gold when angled just right had a golden tint to it.
Each metal had different proprieties and advantages when they were used and shaped properly.
Orichalcum was a perfect blend of magical and physical might. But it made for an amazing weapon so long as one knew how to use it. Most Eastern Federation Sowrdmasters and those ranked within the Federation armies above the rank of... she guessed commanders were gifted a steel sword edged with Orichalcum. The saying was that If Orichalcum is the edged blade, death is your fate.
Adamintie had little in the way of magical properties, but its ability to withstand damage from physical attacks was second to none it was one of the reasons tower shields, blunt styled weapons, and armor made from this marital were in such high demand.
Finally was Mitral. It was the 'weakest' of the three, having proprieties closer to steel rather than its brother and sister ore, but unlike the other two it was a perfect magic conductor. Unlike wands and some blades made of Orichalcum Mitral built up a magical charge over time and when unleashed it could double or even triple the power of a spell. Most preferred to have accessories made from this marital so that they didn't have to give up their primary source of attack.
In a rock-paper-scissors setting it would be Adamintie beats Orichalcum, Orichalcum beats Mitiral, Mitral beats Adaminte.
That was why Yunyun had been stressing so much over the use of these three materials after her father had sent them by teleportation magic to the location, she had sent in a letter barely a day before she got them. Since the Crimson Demons made their home near some Dwarf caves and in exchange for their protection the dwarfs offered the materials to the Crimson demons at 1/3 the market price, but unlike with market price they sold the ore unrefined so nearly 75 percent of what they got was useless even after refinement since the dwarfs jealously guarded how to craft it. Then again considering that the village had about 70 tons of the perfectly refined bars- assorted- just laying around where they could just casually give almost 50 of each bar away with barely a glance should have told Yunyun as much. So Yunyun set to work- with the help of a Naruto clone or 20 to do what she wanted.
As she looked at the final result was, she couldn't help the swell of pride that she had. The items in question still needed a name as they were not quite guns, but defiantly not wands she lifted it up and was honestly surprised with how light it was. Each one was made with a mitral rod in the center with several runes carved into it incensed in an adaminte shell with a small lover receiver where the magic-infused orichalcum plates would go. This combination should have been impossible, but Naruto, Yunyun, and occasionally Kasumi had figured that the magic circuit was hindered by the Adamintite shell and without the correct rune... oh she was going into geek mode. In layman's terms they made the three ores work together, even though each one was made to work against the other metal. The design of the weapon itself was fairly simple. It was long about half the length of her forearm with the handle at a a 120 degree angle a slight bend in in, but it allowed her to have a comfortable grip. The bottoms of the weapons opened and allowed Yunyun to insert one of the Oricaclum runed plates into it.
Yunyun had six such slabs each once 3 inches long and could fire up to twnety times before 'reloading'
Many would question why Yunyun made it in such a way instead of drawing directly from her own magical reserves and the answer was simple. If it took directly from her Mana then the draw would be to much for her to handle more then 5 reloads and it wasn't as if she threw her wand away. It was still there, only attached to her boot.
"Yun-chan you in here?" came a voice from the top of the stairs.
"Yes, Naruto. I just put the finishing touches on my project," said Yunyun.
Naruto walked down the stairs dressed in a pair of shorts and a black tank top. Yunyun blushed as she looked at the muscles in his arms. He could easily pick her up and press her to the wall. Would he be content with kisses? Would he carry her to the room where they would make sweet tender lover or would he rather ravage her like a beast in he-
Naruto walked past Yunyun- who was lost in her daydreams at the moment- blushing up a storm and picked up the weapon. It was pretty light, almost weightless. Naruto aimed at the back wall and pulled the trigger. He felt no draw on his mana or chakra as it pulled from his reserves and pulsed out an ice bolt. When it hit the wall exploded in a small block of ice the size of Naruto's head.
"No noise," said Naruto expecting a bang.
Yunyun was pulled out of her dreams and smiled. "Silencing runes etched on the inside reduces the amount of noise so it's almost impossibly quiet. I figured that this was the best way ot go. Especially if I'm going to run support for you and Sumi-chan," said Yunyun.
Naruto nodded and placed the weapon back down. As he did so a thought occurred to Yunyun. She had never seen Naruto or Kasumi pull out their adventurer's cards other then to collect rewards. She knew that Naruto was an Assassin and Kasumi was a monk, but other than that she had no clue about their skills or points. She knew some adventurers to be mistrusting of their counterparts and even teammates and outside of the regular skills they showed they kept a lot of it close to the vest.
"Um Naruto?"
"What up Yun-chan?"
"It's about your skills and abilities? I was wondering how many skill points you have?" asked Luna.
"Oh is that all?" asked Naruto as he reached into his pocket and handed over his card.
Yunyun took it was read over it as her mouth dropped open.
Name: Naruto Uzumaki
Age: 17 (10/10/?) Reincarnated
Level: 21
Skill Points: 250
Inherent abilities: Chakra, buuji chakra (linked to Kasumi), Mana, Eris Dumb Luck, Enhanced Life Force, Wind Release, Chakra chains, Flying Thunder God, Intermediate swordsmen, intermediate martial artiest [toad style] Master of Stealth, Sage Mode[ toad based](Transformation based Magic), Kyubi Sage mode (linked to Kasumi), Perfect Sage mode, Truth Seeking Orbs (Locked to any variant of Sage Mode)
Learned Skills: N/A
Yunyun looked at Naruto's card and her eyes widened. A sage! Naruto was a damned Sage!? Sure he had called those toad eyes his 'Natural chakra' and it helped him use sage mode, but she thought that it was just a form of bravado. Sages were Wizards, Warriors, Monks, or Clerics who had spent 40 years perfecting their craft. Normally a person looking to perfect sage hood gave up all worldly positions and pleasures in their quest of that title. In the entire 700-year history of the Belzerg Kingdom Yunyun was only aware of 10 sages and all were well into their golden years before they died.
However, each one had something in common... they killed a Devil King.
Yunyun gave Naruto his card back. "Thank you for showing me that, but why haven't you spent any of your skill points?" asked Yunyun
Naruto shrugged. "No point. I'm already strong as an S-ranked adventurer and the use of skill points means little to me when I can easily replicate all of the abilities and skills with the right Jutsu. Besides all the power in the would doesn't mean squat if you sit on the mountain alone," said Naruto.
Yunyun looked at her friend before she giggled. And that giggle turned into a full-blown laugh. Naruto looked her her in confusion, but that was okay. She was just happy that he was so humble. Yunyun had seen him practically demolish a Human slime like it was nothing and he was just so humble about it. He and Kasumi both. Sure Luna was a tad bit of a tease and was always grumpy before she got her morning coffee, but Yunyun had come to see her as something of an older sister figure. SHe loved Kasumi and Luna and Naruto... Like an older brother of course
"Naruto... never change," said Yunyun after she got herself under control.
Naruto looked At Yunyun and nodded. "Sure Yunyun. I give you my word and Uzumaki Naruto never goes back on his word," said Naruto.
Yunyun got a glint in her eye. "So if I asked you to marry me you wouldn't back out?" asked Yunyun.
"My answer would be ye- What!" yelled Naruto.
Yunyun laughed as she kissed Naruto on the cheek, before bolting out of the room, leaving a stunned and blushing Naruto behind.
The Prankster king of Konoha had just been pranked.
Location: Discordia Queendom
Place: Discodia Castle- Queen's chambers
Time: dark of night
The lands of the Discordia Queendom were to say the least bathed in a sea of darkness, even at midday. Beasts roamed the land and fought for the right to rule. The Queendom was divided between the Orc Tribes, Beast Kin clans, and the Dark Elf civilizations. There were others but all bowed to the Discordia Family. All dark ones pledged allegiance to this queen of the night for she protected the darkness from those who foolishly believed that all things dark needed to be eradicated. A foolish notion created by those who thought that dark meant evil and light meant good. In truth sometimes darkness was more just then light. Many of those having never heard of the Gentle Darkness and the Light of Eradication.
The highest bedroom in the castle belongs to the ruler of the Queendom. Olga Discordia. Laying in bed wreathing was said queen. Her beauty knew no bounds as only the Queen of Eos matched her in beauty, though considering they were opposites to the extreme it was only natural. Standing at 6'2 with the classical dark elf skin that was covered in sweet when it came to the dream or nightmare she was currently trapped in, her figure was slender and desired by many, her Large F-cup breasts heaved up and down as she was breathing erratically, all this attached to a slender and toned torso, and a apple shaped bottom. Had her eyes not been closed people would see golden orbs. Olga was a desired beauty.
She had been in this state for hours now. Trapped between the Present, the Dream, waking, and the future. It was a swirling chaos that her mind as old and powerful as it was, was having a hard time understanding. One thing she saw was the worst. Even though she had never lain with a man she saw herself naked, surrounded by men as one after another they took turns seeding her, breaking her, using her until she was nothing but a shell of her former self. She felt every thrust, tasted every bit of their potency, she saw herself swell with child only for said child to end up just as used and broken with the discordia line trapped in a cycle of being used, broken, seeded, and discarded only after giving birth. She saw Chole surrounded by the males of the Orc tribes using her as nothing but a breeding machine until her death It wasn't the only time in this nightmare. Each time was worse then the last. And it all started with a Black Dog.
But then... Hope Gold flashed in her eyes before she sat up screaming.
The door to the room burst open with a woman running in, a black sword drawn ready for battle. The woman like the woman who had been thrashing in the bed was a beautiful dark Elf with long blonde hair tied up in a high of center ponytail in the back. She has large C-cup breasts, wears a blue half jacket that stops above her breasts and is zipped up with the collar popped upwards and the sleeves rolled up, an armored open corset that protects her kidneys and sides, but leaves her stomach exposed, a black thong, blue long-socked tights connected to the uniform by red ribbons, brown leather gloves and brown low-strapped boots and a cape.
The blonde-haired woman dropped her sword and ran to her Mistress's side, before sitting her up and grabbing a glass off the bedside table and bringing it to her panting sweating mistress.
"Olga-sama sip slowly," said Chole in worry.
Olga did as her head guard told her. Once her beating heart had calmed she rose from her bed naked as the day she was born and walked over to the window and threw it open, before walking onto her balcony. The cool night kissed her dark skin making her shiver, her black tresses whipped slightly as she stared at the moon hovering above her head. The wind and sky helped to ease her mind and bring clarity to what she saw. A robe was slipped over her cool skin warming her slightly. Olga turned and grabbed Chole by her waist and pulled her into a heated kiss. The Blonde dark Elf's eyes widened as Olga forced her lips open and pushed her tongue into Chole's mouth. Dominating the warrior, who had once been a sex slave in the righteous Eos Empire. The same empire that swore they followed the doctrine of Eris but were so backhanded that they allowed a young girl to be treated as less than dirt and tried to break her spirit.
"M-m'lady? What... what is this?" asked Chole eyes half-lidded as a string of saliva connected her to her beloved mistress, her savior, her goddess.
"Shhhhhh. I need this tonight Chole. I need you," said Olga as she pushed Chole back to her bed to fall into the oblivion of pleasure. All to try and forget what she saw.
Olga knew that she was using Chole's obvious love for her to forget what she had seen, but it was better than locking it away inside herself and allowing it to fester into darkness. The duo made out on the bed with Chole removing her gloves as Olga pinned Chole's arms above her and dominated her with her lips. Olga broke the kiss
Diverging paths in the swirls of destiny. The path that would lead to the birth of the Sex Kingdom, the Cuntry. The Black Dog would cast a shadow over Discordia and Eos that would make the former slave Nation look like a kids playground, before surging forth and conquering the rest of the world to the point where not even the gods could stop the chaos and darkness. All because of a False Goddess's need to prove herself superior to her counterpart. Olga, Chole, her little sister, her dispels and everyone under her protection would be nothing more than sex slaves to barbarians. Monsters in men's flesh. And she would welcome it all as Vult's personal slave before she was thrown into the streets as nothing more than a used cumhole for any male passing by. Not even that idiot Celestie and her tea party alliance would be safe from Vult's unchecked lusts, even though they currently held the coin purse of the Black Dogs.
Chole moaned out in pleasure as Olga latched onto the left breast of her attendant, while her hand snaked its way down her tone stomach, before moving the black thong out of the way and sticking her long manicured middle fingers deep into Chole. The blonde came on her mistress's fingers. Her deepest desire was being filled in this very moment. Chole flipped them over before bringing her lower lips to that of her Mistress's and pushing them together, their clits rubbing and sending electric fire through their vains. As they rubbed, groped, and Kissed Olga's mind kept returning to the images she saw. But that was for later. Right now, she lost herself to the oblivion of her first of many orgasms at her servant's rather skilled hands. She could consult with the oracle later.
The Black Dog was on a collision course with the Toad with Fox Tails and it would decide the fate of the Discordia Queendom.
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And Cut. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. It was a bit of a slower chapter. I put it in the middle of the dark. Not light in anyway, but not as dark as the last chapter.
A/N
1: If you know anything about Queen's blade, then you know that this staff was a pain in the ass- both figuratively and literally- for Nyx. And honestly I liked her a lot in Queen's blade. She was a pretty sympathetic character. No matter what she did she would always end up on the bad side of things.
2: If anyone is wondering yes Kasumi could have easily mentally destroyed Funikura, but with the way he is currently intertwined and feeding off of Nyx she would have killed her and kasumi isn't all about destruction any more.