Boyfriend talks about his family FOUND VIDEO
"imagine it though? Garey is born breech? The Warden would have yelled at him, who is crying. "GAREY STOP CRYING UGGHHHH YOU ARE GOING TO A FOSTER FAMILLLYYYYY!"
"Chuckle chuckle chuckle. Mhm."
"My daddy's a groomer."
"If you look closely, he's so pissed off that even though Velvet is sweaty and has a stray lock in need of tending that he doesn't help until he sees Garey crying in her lap. That's what he actually cares about."
"He had the face of a god. If you looked close enough he had so much of Veneer and Pink Floyd's features." - Ricana, 21, on an unknown interview.
Despite the fact he was 33. He never stopped lookin and searching every seven sea. Every sweet dream he could see. He would take his CupCakes to a better place. One day, they're all he ever wanted. They're all he had been searching for. Green hair and white skin because that is what reminds. He met 21 year old Ricana during THE ROSE HAS THORNS. He mesmerized her by taking her on an expensive shopping trip and the two began to date. However, allegedly, Ricana learned she was pregnant. Boyfriend shouted at her and told her he would never sleep with her again if she dared keep the baby. He allegedly told her: "It's only murder if you're far along." "I'm done fathering pregnancies and kids." And so Ricana found herself loving Boyfriend more than her unborn child. She aborted the baby in secret and the pair went off in their own separate ways.
"So long pretty baby."
At age 34 he started to become more in involved in politics. He started to make posts about removing Jane Piree from office. He told everyone that males and females are equals. "Women are awesome but so are men." He said "Boyfriend hurts inside too" to all his crazy superfans. He started to feel as though calling Pink Floyd, his father a groomer was too harsh. He also began to have more and more people show up at his mansion to catch a glimpse of everyone. There, he would drive around in a golf cart with a poster saying: Fuck you Velvet and Veneer.
At age 35, Boyfriend began to take even more private lessons with 30 year old contortionist teacher Katie whom he affectionately called "Katiepuff. She resembled Velvet in a way. But sure enough he was KatiePuff enough that he could marry her. And so they started to date. Boyfriend's friend said that it wad odd. What probably attracted Boyfriend to Katiepuff was avoidant of Sex as much as Boyfriend was. This just made his loins go further on and on fire. And he proposed to her at Christmas time. And in that same day they married. However tragic struck the couple. On their way to their honeymoon on their airplane all the way to see the trolls, it crashed. Boyfriend and Katie's pilot admitted to being drunk and on drugs when they flew the plane. They admit Boyfriend's last words were: "Please Mommy." In a tragic turn of events. Boyfriend died and his pilot did ten years of prison when being merely guilty of having a part in Boyfriend's death. Mothers and daughters mourned the loss of their favorite artist. Mount Rageous mourned for two weeks for the greatest star ever known. Pink Floyd was now bound to a wheelchair and only at the age of 66. He cried and sobbed. His brothers ended up staying with them for a few years. All of them abandon post their own lives. Viva, Poppy, Brandy and children left behind. They all promised each other to never spend Boyfriend's riches. They had no idea what they would do and his legacy dying out. So the brothers started to cope by writing Baby Mine. And the world has them to thank because otherwise we would never know of Boyfriend's past as Rosario. At the publishing Party, the brothers said a many few words. Many fans cursed Boyfriend as Rosario for sleeping with Danyelle the cousin. Floyd shrugged and said it was children at play at once. The brothers would miss Boyfriend Rosario Roy all over as the broke down slowly.
"Everyone will forget me. I have like what? One lifer award?" - Boyfriend.
Floyd asked about SLAVE he answers: "it is what it is."
At the interviews with Bop on The Top. Adult Ritz and Roy. His muse he had studied for hours on end. The big brother and the little brother among father and son. The twosome still in contact until one's unfortunate death. Adult Ritz took a bite of his sugary donut as he looked at the arriving brothers. He was rich enough born into wealth. He could take the firing. It was all for the fact he couldn't stare at a possible bigger picture smaller Boyfriend. The boy he had known with the unique voice. His muse his darling Ucla's smile. He got out of there while he could. As the interview went on and on.
Pink Floyd stubborn. He watched as his baby his mine donned on makeup and dressed like a girl. Donning Mama's face and Ucla's sweetest tendency to hurl and dance around. Twinkless twink. The fruitcake without a cause. Yet still 100% straight. Perhaps, Pink Floyd could see the truth behind his son. He rivaled him in fancy love against Benny thinking him to be gay and fixed. Fighting for the attention of a man Bergen.
Clay on the other hand battles with his wife in mind. His now EX wife Viva. She is soft as velvet and sweet as honey. Maybe they could try things out again. Maybe perhaps Boyfriend and Girlfriend until the end. He answers truthfully but his reaction is PR faced. His nephew was a rascal. May the world remember how much of a spawn of satan he was. And may God remember every girl woman on earth.
"How is Spruce?"
"his name is Bruce now. He's gone from this life. May he rest with his nephew."
Branch and John Dory hold hands. They are trembling as they go through the interview. Sure, they do not lie in the book. But they lie in real life. They sweat every brow. Their hearts beat with horror. Their nephew was a horror come alive. The fact. The fact they had a nephew. The fact it was a nephew born from Velvet the queen of pain drama. The fact that he was now dead among other girl women. The fact it could have been either of them. Clay Branch John Dory Bruce walking on the road. They see the girl and they decide for some good old loving. Rosario could have been any child. He just so happened to have been Pink Floyd's baby. The captor victim baby boy. In that moment, everything turns into communication. You use the ouija board and a séance and you connect with the Sucubus's most precious pearl. She made a baby to protect him. And if you communicate if you go "are you there?" You have invited the demonic entity into your home and there is nothing you can do. Or you can call GHOSTBUSTERS! ED and LORRAINE. They can solve it right? They'll get it out of their house. In the name of Jesus you order it to leave.
After Bop on The Top they go for milkshakes they sing songs and they roast marshmallows like any old day. There ain't no stoppin' us stoppin' us we ain't pressin' remwind.
Rewind.
Rewind.
Rewind uh.
The sky was the limit now they hurl in utter diminish it will blow the world away with Boyfriend in mind. Floyd sobs in Branch's arms. "I wanted that piece forever at least let me die first. My baby. My baby mine. Please help me Bitty B." Branch holds him and he mouths to his brothers. Takeout and they go back to Boyfriend's mansion despite the memories of torture the facts they might never make it out of there. The reminder. The spawn. The con man. The spirit. The remains. The evidence Velvet carried around in her pouch. Go away Rosario. The pangs hurt.
Soon Kella came into the scene again. The award winning director was brave to work with Pink Floyd on his book Baby Mine and bring it to the screen. She and Floyd started to get along 66 and 40. The movie came along. Though Floyd fed her stories and stories he had never told to her. And maybe rumors of something else among the 40 year old director and the 66 year old Troll. They were developed adults who had lived life. He was barely on set yet she knew. And it was godless.
Baby Mine By Kella | Official Trailer
"What's your name?"
"Velvet."
"Get up Floyd."
"No. Five more.. Velvet.."
"Ahem. Floyd this is uh.."
"Papa Papa Papa! What's a troll doing here?"
"I love you daddy."
"I love you my baby."
"There is nothing I won't do for you."
BABY MINE.
COMMENTS:
"Kayllee and Con are shaping up to be fine actors. Can't wait to see this movie."
"Geez 17 and 30? No wonder Boyfriend was the way he was."
"I'd day Roy is better than his father."
"whats funny is that boyfriend slammed down the him and her movie, where is him when baby mine comes along?"
REPLIES:
"well hes dead now so he cant access much"
"lol floyd has a funny story to tell. He said it so at the baby mine publishing party. When he asked his son boyfriend about how he thought about handing down his legacy to he told floyd he was gonna: give that little baby his due. Meaning, he would pass down his legacy his glory to his dead twin brother."
"Floyd: you're smart.
Also velvet: what's 1 + 1?"
"UGH so bad. Real fans know the truth behind Boyfriend and Floyd. He is an unreliable narrator."
"The way this movie shows how Kaylee and Con aged from 17 all the way to 36 is amazing. The visuals the dialogue everything is chef's kiss. This is how you do a movie."
"I know this is going to hurt. But this was normal back in the day. 17 and 30 was no big deal."
"Nothing about this movie was great. At least it was not for me. The actors did great and the costumes need to get nominated but what gets me is how Velvet is seen. She's not a sucubus."
"floyd took out the things that would make Velvet and Veneer look bad. That is honorable."
REPLIES:
"and he took out the stuff that would make him and roy look bad."
"With veneer, velvet wanted to kill him. With rosario, she wants to kill herself."
"Baby Mine: The Truth Behind being Boyfriend's Father, The Truth Behind Being The Son of Pink Floyd. Masterpiece."
REPLIES:
"what masterpiece? This book is hiding dark actual truths."
"Finally fans get to see the truth. How this movie shows how innocent Velvet and Veneer actually were. I'm sure you can agree."
"Groomers with the 'oh she's so mature for her age' "
REPLIES:
"where did he say that?"
"Jeez you crazy super fans. Veneer was 17! There is no way a 17 year old can 'volunteer' to be a victim."
"SLAVE was more accurate than this."
"I don't know why but it felt awkward seeing as Con is actually 16 during filming and Kayllee is 24. I was shocked to learn that. Yet they looked to perfect together!"
"finally, the truth. Velvet and veneer the unreliable narrators"
"i will give you the world"
"Seeing this again and watching kayllee and con win best sibling duo. They deserves this"
"Veneer. Was. Not. A. Victim. He was. Volunteer. Have. Been. Feeeding. Off of. Pin. Floyd. Legacy and does. So. "
REPLIES:
"What language even is that lmao?"
" - Pink Floyd fangirlnese."
"You Velvet and veneer fanpeeps are insane. Do you not see that floyd was almost gonna get killed? He was just trying to make it. My heart breaks for this beautiful man."
"The way this movie shows how innocent Roy is is just *chef's kiss*."
"This movie was awkward. 6/10."
"As a Boyfriend fan, it was crazy to watch this movie. It wasn't for me."
The fans they shut their mouths. Floyd was not Boyfriend and there was nothing they could do. Floyd was at peace. He loved his last life and the only life he would ever chose. They chose to live it that way and if he ever saw his son again he would make peace with him. And he would live out life with his BroZone brothers until then.
Baby Mine is SUPER AWKWARD | Look
"LISTEN… so these two velvets duking it out to see whose is better since.. -88000? But you just know that 77000 reference has it in the bag? Now this movie has been ranked as a very "awkward" – Kella movie because Boyfriend's parents have an age gap bigger than RageTube kids and Raggy viewers combined. It's about Pink Floyd's side of the story of being Boyfriend or Roysario's father. And eh honestly you're looking at it from somebody who is a minimal listener of Boyfriend. By the way I'm truly sorry the way I pronounce.. rOsSarIO…. "Ahem. Floyd this is-" "Papa Papa Papa! What's a troll doing here?"(ps, I googled Vener where is he now and he left mount rageous) *floyd awkwardly just standing there cue the crickets* (This happened according to the book). So the movie starts out with Floyd and his brothers going to Mount Rageous and the whole time's awkward cause they're barely talking. The movie felt like this weirdly animated movie and along with aesthetically pleasing visuals. It's kind of a weird compliment because I was watching this all alone and then my dog started barking and it king of woke me up. It's a really SLEEPY movie. Eventually Mini Boyfriend and Pink Floyd leave Mount Rageous and Pink Floyd feels like his son wants to escape. Instead Roy runs off when they get to a place called VaycationIsland. Where we get to meet Spruce who goes by the name of Bruce and has a wife and thirteen kids. (Ps, the wife's name is Brandy). Roy resents Floyd and stays out in the wilderness most of the time. When Clay and John Dory ask Floyd to tie Roy down and the brothers kind of make a plan in case Roy does decide to attempt to run off. But then Floyd sees how insane the whole thing is and calls it off. Roy and Floyd however warm up when Floyd asks about his time and he asks things about him. The whole time Floyd is talking about his baby and not about himself because he thinks he's not important. And with a little time, baby steps they're warming up to each other. When BroZone attempts to start saying things behind Roy's back as they started to do apparently according to Pink Floyd, he shoots them down faster than they can say "bro".
Now during the middle act of the movie is when things start to kind of drift and shift a little bit. Floyd has started dating again and meets another trolls named Keith. However Roy is giddy to meet Roy yet when he sees him he starts to get a little hostile. The relationship goes nowhere when Floyd decides break things off since none of them really do anything. Roy tells Floyd he deserves so much better than Keith who is very boring to him. And eventually Pink Floyd crosses paths with Creek another troll who apparently… was going to MASSACRE his entire community because he didn't want to die? "You spent a lot of time uh-" "Sometimes I felt like I was more with Creek more than I was with my actual dad." – Boyfriend. Roy is also very in touch with Creek which he sees as a "wise older brother from a different mom" and both like fishing. "Glad Creep is gone." *Floyd get out of there* Eventually Floyd and Creek break up when he learns Creek was the guy who sold out the pop trolls. Roy is has also started to get cold with Creek and decides no more. Roy is upset when he sees Creek getting arrested. Eventually two years later and Roy is fifteen years old. "I could be a lawyer." "Incest gets you 10 in Mount Rageous." Floyd meets Benny and the two are actually more IN LUST than they are in love. "Well who is you?" "Benny this here is Floyd from BroZone." "BroZone?" And now I see why there were some uh theories out there. *yes get it girl*. Roy and Benny get closer and something that doesn't help is how they were dressing Roy up… not to look gay but like.. they made him very feminine and I get that this is all Floyd's memoir. Supposedly allegedly, Floyd says he's not a good father. Which is what lead him to imagine his son as some sort of gay man. So much so he started to see him as a romantic rival for his own boyfriend. Moving on uh, Floyd starts to get suspicious of Benny and he tells John Dory he thinks Benny is a groomer. This makes Roy unhappy so much so he warns John Dory. You see how Floyd gets paranoid how horrifying it must have been for Mini Boyfriend. So stay tuned for the next. Eventually Floyd confronts Benny as we near some sort of end and they break things off, Roy starts to hate Benny for not sticking around and the two stop talking. "Ahem, cue the whiskey." Eventually a flashback scene is shown where Floyd lies to his son about his Mother and how they had him. Which is the most innocent version of events that Floyd can muster for a… what? 13 year old? It's implied that Roy has done something wrong which we… never get to see. Mount Rageous is no help either as they whisper about Pink Floyd and about how "little monsters they were." – Boyfriend. And how "the mental gymnastic we've done to see Pink Floyd as good Prince of Rock. To excuse his trauma." Good thing Mini Boyfriend and Pink Floyd were away from Mount Rageous at this time. One thing I really like is how ambiguous the relationship between Velvet and Roy is. We get glimpses of Velvet when they leave the mountain. It leaves Floyd with his troubles. Flashbacks of him him in the bottle are relevant. Roy even has Floyd make a promise to him that he'll never get jealous about how he has a different "daddy." And scenes of Veneer and Roy are also seen which I found were oddly adorable and icky. Because of how it's framed. It's a compliment and an insult at the same time. No shade to the actors but Con's performance and the two boys that played Roy *yes they used a body double* have the best performance.
The last act and Roy is 19-20 years old. He's grown up to hate his dad and decides he too wants to find his soul. He cuts his hair in a more "Rageon" style. It leaves Floyd to ponder and realize it's okay if he doesn't have his baby his at his side. All he wants is for him to be happy. Even If without him.
CONCLUSION: NOW YHAT YOU LOOKED
Baby Mine is just Veneer being a better dad than Pink Floyd. So watching Baby Mine felt odd because look I'm not a fan of Boyfriend but even then I know about the incident and my Aunt and Uncle were huge Velvet and Veneer fans back in the day. But other than not being a fan impacted, it's oddly well rounded movie. Pink Floyd was wrong the entire thing until the end. He decides he is going to change for his baby. His son. The way this movie is very pleasing for the eyes, visually, make it all too clear how we Mount Rageous have always thought of Floyd and his son Boyfriend to be perfect. But in truth, the relationship between Boyfriend and his father is far from perfect. "No one said it would be dandy FLOYD!". I also think they should have kept some parts from Baby Mine. There's a therapist that tells Floyd about what he should do. There's Brandy who is mentioned and also tells him advice. (It comes from a mother of 14). And Boyfriend and Floyd are really REALLY flawed people. This movie perfectly shows what it means to take in an unwanted child. You should see all the movies, and the books, and just everything if you want to get a clear picture of Boyfriend and his family. It's clear the production team worked their butts off to bring Baby Mine to life. I give this movie 10/10. Go check it out for yourself.