Hello friends and welcome to Part 5 of Random Kaiju Battles. Today . . . I learn that the wheel is one fucked up force of nature.
The stage is what was once a city, razed and burnt to the ground by the events of Godzilla Final Wars.
Out of one portal, we have the king himself. This Kaiju ran a gauntlet without stopping and without loss. The all-powerful Final Wars Godzilla.
And out of the other portal comes the one . . . . the only . . .
Minilla?
Even Godzilla is baffled. What was his son doing here?
Minilla let out something of a voice crack and a war cry and charged forward at Godzilla. An effort that took 20 seconds before he reached him.
And when he got to him he just began unleashing blow after blow. Smashing his puffy little fists into Godzilla's shins.
Which- uh- didn't do a whole lot.
Godzilla just looked down, looked at the fourth wall, flipped OFF the fourth wall, and then kicked Minilla.
Minilla would go flying and with a squeal land a few hundred meters away. He'd then get up and scurry away.
Godzilla would just stare after him. Soon enough he'd just turn away and traverse home. That was a waste of time.
Godzilla Wins: Parent Difficulty
Reasons:
Godzilla is Minilla's father
Godzilla is like- 4 times bigger.
Authors Comment: Just . . . why?