This is Tokyo, a city of several million people.

What happened here was, up until now, beyond the speculative imagination of any YouTube viewer in the world. Tokyo, a bustling metropolis that beheld mass destruction by a giant radioactive dinosaur, and the sight of the Mushroom Kingdom's resident dumbass Italian hero, Mario Mario, standing upon the roof of a building near the Ginza district.

"Hello, viewers!" Mario waved merrily to a camera, "It's your boy, Mario! Today, we're going to be doing a sexy and special reaction to memes. But this time, it's not NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTENDOOOOOOOOO memes. This year marks seventy years since the world feasted its eyes upon a cinematic spectacle, the titanic reptile known as... Godzilla!

"Oh, and just recently, he got an Oscar. So, today, we're going to be looking at some radioactive, very spicy, very scary Godzilla memes. Hopefully, a certain radioactive lizard won't come marching by and wreck the city while we're watching, Mario can't tackle a fifty-foot-tall dinosaur that breathes fire from his mouth with his bare hands. LET'S-A GO!"

The fat Italian opened the laptop he'd brought with him, opened the internet, and began scouring the web for "spicy" Godzilla memes to look at and react to with the viewer. It was go time for Mario and memes.

SMG4 Crew:

Mario Reacts to Godzilla Memes

It didn't take Mario too long to find the first Godzilla meme.

It involved the scene from Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah where the radioactive titan roared and blasted away Mr. Shindo's office with his atomic breath, except it wasn't the original version of the scene. Mario played the meme, and, as Godzilla was roaring, a voice cried, "IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!"

'BWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!' As Godzilla fired his heat ray at Shindo's office, the all-too familiar sound of the Shoop Da Whoop lazor going off was heard. Mario's eyes widened. "Oooooohhhh. Mario didn't know Godzilla was a Shoop Da Whoop this whole time." He remarked.

Just then, Mario was struck by a crazy idea, and he pulled out a portal gun followed by a tool gun. He pulled the trigger on the former, and summoned a portal, then the fat Italian looked at the camera and said, "C'mon, viewers. We're going to the Heisei Godzilla universe, and we're unmasking Godzilla as the Shoop Da Whoop that he is. SMG4 is going to love it."

And with a hearty "let's-a go", the pudgy plumber leaped through the portal that would lead to the Heisei era Godzilla timeline, where Mario would "unmask" Godzilla as a Shoop Da Whoop.

Mario landed on a cliffside overlooking the ocean, and he pulled out a whistle with a Godzilla symbol on it. The pudgy plumber looked at the camera, which was being carried by Lakitu, and he said, "We're here, kids. Step one, we summon Godzilla with this whistle, which E. Gadd lent to me the other day..."

-Flashback-

In E. Gadd's Lab, Professor Elvin Gadd was chuckling with total glee while polishing a whistle that had a symbol resembling a creature that looked very familiar. E. Gadd was in a good mood, unaware that Mario had just snuck inside the laboratory.

"Oh, ho-ho-ho." E. Gadd giggled, "This Godzilla Whistle is going to be a hit, especially when it can distract a rampaging Kaiju, or summon one depending on whomever is using it."

Mario spotted the fascinating instrument that the professor had, and he wanted it all for himself. The pudgy plumber picked up a club that E. Gadd left lying around for some reason, ran up to the elderly professor, and bonked him on the head. The inventor fell to the floor in an unconscious heap, and Mario grabbed the whistle before running off.

-End Flashback-

"Here we go!" Mario put the whistle up to his lips, and he blew into it as hard as he could. The shrill cry of the Godzilla Whistle sounded across the ocean, and the instrument seemed to glow as if magic had been involved in the construction of it. Mario gripped the tool gun, and waited patiently. He and the viewers were on a watch-and-wait basis.

The wait was not a long one...

Bright lights flashed in the water, and a moment later, Godzilla made his appearance. The enlarged nuclear energy-fueled dinosaur let out a screech that shook the earth, then he set his sights towards the shore... towards Mario, and screeched again.

Mario winked at the camera, then he squeezed the trigger on the tool gun. A ray of energy streaked towards Godzilla's head, and, before the beast could react, the beam made contact. Godzilla screeched one more time, then his head vanished from the top of the neck, replaced by the eyes and mouth of the Shoop Da Whoop.

"It's-a happened, viewers!" Mario cried, "We've unmasked Godzilla!"

"IMAH FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!" Shoop Da Whoop Godzilla hollered.

"AND THIS IS-A THE PART WHERE WE GET THE F*** OUT!" Mario yelped.

He dove through the portal, heading right back to his universe, and left the Heisei Godzilla timeline behind, right before the altered Heisei Godzilla with the Shoop Da Whoop for a head fired his lazer at a mountain, and blasted it to kingdom come. And then, Godzilla dove back into the sea.

Back in the SMG4 universe, Mario was on the rooftop in Tokyo, with the computer still active. Not much battery power had been drained while the overweight Italian had been mucking about in the Heisei Godzilla timeline, which had been altered thanks to him replacing Godzilla's head with a Shoop Da Whoop.

It was time to look at another meme.

And the next Godzilla-related piece of meme material that Mario found was: An image of Godzilla's head shaped like a mushroom cloud, which left the curious fat Italian in a state of absolute bewilderment.

'Godzilla's head originally looked like a mushroom cloud during conception stages.' A subtitle read, 'It was meant to be an allusion to nuclear bomb explosions.'

"Mama mia! Can you imagine a mushroom cloud-headed Godzilla walking around?" Mario thought, "That's-a pure nightmare fuel, thank goodness we don't have to deal with that abomination, right? Can you imagine if my head looked like a mushroom cloud and... what's that behind me?"

The spaghetti-loving avatar slowly turned around, and his eyes widened like camera lenses as he took in the horrific sight of a reptile with a stretched neck, and a head shaped like a mushroom cloud. The creature, which sported dorsal plates, glared at Mario menacingly.

"GYAOOOOOOOOOOON!" Mushroom Cloud Head Godzilla roared.

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Mario whipped up the portal gun as fast as he could and slapped the trigger, summoning a worm hole that swallowed the horrific abomination as it appeared beneath its feet. The worm hole closed, and Mario breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ok. Next meme before something scary happens again." The fat Italian man said to the camera as he got back onto the computer. He found the next meme very quickly, and it was... Godzilla with the Raids Again 1955 suit design, staring at the camera ominously with scary eyes.

"What is that supposed to be?" Mario asked, "And why do I feel like it's staring into my soul?"

He clicked on a link to get away from the creepy picture, only to find a video with a still image of Godzilla, still sporting the 1955 design, staring into the camera with ominous eyes. A second later, three words cropped up; "Are you alone?"

"Just me and the viewers." Mario replied, "Yeah, we're alone."

"Is that so?" The mysterious message suddenly said, "You are not. You seem uneasy, why is that?"

The camera suddenly zoomed in, and a close-up of Godzilla's eye became visible, making Mario more uneasy by the second. "I can tell that you are looking for me." The message intoned, "YOU ARE NOT SAFE ANYMORE!"

"EEP!" Mario blipped off the tab, wiped some sweat off his forehead, and looked towards the camera. "B-Be careful when looking around the internet, kids." He told the viewers, "You may never know what horrors you'll find, Mario's seen some horrifying shit online, and this is just as terrifying as everything that I've seen before. Okay, let's find a funny meme."

Mario scrolled around for another meme, one he hoped was less scary, and found an image depicting Godzilla playing basketball... somehow. It was surrounded by a black space, and the words below it read; 'Air Godzilla, you know you want it.'

And that made the mustached avatar laugh. Godzilla playing basketball, it was so absurd. "Like that will ever happen." Mario remarked in Shrek's voice. Yeah, the fat Italian was capable of replicating other characters' voices, akin to how the T-800 could mimic the voices of other people... even though Mario wasn't a Terminator.

Now it was time for another meme, and it involved... Godzilla sliding on his tail. Mario exploded with laughter, the Showa Godzilla series was known for being goofy in the 60s and 70s, but the moments that it produced were still funny. Godzilla sliding on his own tail was no exception.

"What's-a next, is Godzilla going to fly?!" Mario asked, struggling to stifle his laughter.

He got his answer when he found the next meme, which was an image of Showa Godzilla unleashing his atomic breath and taking flight. The caption below read, 'Flying Godzilla, now that is something you don't see every day.'

Mario's eyes widened, then he laughed like a lunatic until his lungs seemingly gave out. Godzilla flying. Oh, what a ridiculous idea, and it was beyond ludicrous. It was scientifically impossible for Godzilla to fly, given his massive height.

"I'm sorry, viewers." Mario said as he wiped his eye, "I don't know what else to think. How about we look at another meme and... eh?"

Ominous footfalls were filling Mario's ears, and a huge shadow seemed to fall upon Tokyo and the building the pudgy plumber was on. He quickly turned off the internet, closed the computer shut, and turned around with the camera to find a massive behemoth with beady eyes, dorsal plates, and a mouth filled with fangs standing over the roof.

Godzilla was here. And, in fact, he'd been smashing through Tokyo for some time while Mario was looking at memes based on the king of the monsters. Smoke was filling the sky, and sirens were wailing, and fires could be seen burning where buildings previously stood.

And which version of Godzilla was it that was smashing Tokyo? Shin Godzilla.

The beast threw back its head, opened its maw, and let out a menacing screech that echoed through the city while knocking Mario off his feet.

"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGK!" Godzilla cried. And then, he slowly opened his mouth, and his dorsal plates began to glow. His jaw split in half, and Mario shot to his feet, looked around the building, and gulped with dread. He knew what was coming, and there was no way to escape.

"This is it!" He said to the camera, "Mario signing off from Tokyo, Japan!"

He braced himself. And, just before the moment, the spaghetti-scarfing Italian man found himself being lifted off his feet as something streaked across the air. He looked up, seeing Melony in her Fierce Deity form. The watermelon waifu looked at the plumber, and smiled. Thank goodness she was close by.

Seconds later, a stream of smoke flowed from Godzilla's mouth, covering the building and the whole city block surrounding it. And then, the smoke turned into flames, burning everything in it's path.

SCHWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! The flames turned into a concentrated laser, and Godzilla began cutting through the streets and several more buildings as Mario and Melony watched. Despite having the powers of a god, Melony flew away, deciding not to engage the beast, and Mario let out a nervous "mama mia".

"Thanks for-a watching..." He said to the camera that was held by Lakitu. And just like that, the recording was over...

The End