Dante and Doom Guy stroll along a hallway until coming up to a door*

Dante: this seems to be it, ya know Guy despite our differences, we're not so different.

Guy: …

Dante: alright yea I get it I'm a half demon and you're some space mari- wait did I just understand you with saying a word?

Guy puts his hand on the door. Dante shrugs and out his hand on the door as well, they both push the heavy doors open. The room they enter is lavish, blue torches light up along the wall, a carpet leads to a throne. On the throne a man with a wine glass sits*

Man: you've finally arrive. I've been expecting you two.

Dante and Guy walk closer, Dante with his hand on his sword and Guy with his Super Shotgun at the ready*

Dracula(Castlevania): I am Dracula and I have a simple mission to eliminate you two.

Dante: so you planned out an entire invasion just to get to us? I'm flattered but you coulda just called.

Dracula stands and tosses his wine glass to the floor, it shatters. Dracula lifts his cape with both arms and bats fly out, Dante pulls out Rebellion and starts slashing the bats as Guy swats with his hands*

The bats stop, Dracula appeared behind them he grabs both of them by the head and tosses them into the air. Guy is tossed behind Dracula's throne, Dante lands in the throne. Dante crosses his legs and rest his arm on the arm of the throne. He smirks as he and the throne is lifted up by Guy and he tosses them at Dracula. Dante kicks off the throne as Guy grabs it again and chucks it once more at Dracula. Dante stabs downward with Rebellion but he phases through Dracula, Dante turns to slash him but he's hit by the throne. He rolls back to his feet and aims Ebony and Ivory at Dracula's head*

Dante: so you got a weak point huh?

Dante is enveloped by a flame pillar, Guy fires his Gauss Cannon at Dracula's head but Dracula turns into bats again. Dracula reforms behind Guy and sends three fireballs at him, each fireball hits and launches Guy back towards Dante. The flame pillar dissipates as Dante dusts off his coat*

Dante: you good big man?

Guy: …

Dante: good to hear. His weak point must be his head since he's protecting it so we'l-

Scum...

Suddenly a slash is heard, Dracula falls to his knees as energy starts enveloping him. A man appears, he wore a tattered poncho and held a katana*

Dante: I'll be damned, Vergil.

Vergil(Devil May Cry) took off the poncho*

Vergil: been awhile brother.

Man: wait for me, Slick Back.

Vergil sighs in annoyance as a man in a red tank top, jeans and black sunglasses walks in cocking his golden Desert Eagle*

Dante: whos that?

Vergil: an annoyance...

Duke(Duke Nukem): the name's Duke Nukem and I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of gum.

Vergil sighs again and Dante smirks a little*

Dante: and where'd you find this guy.

Vergil: I don't want to talk about it.


on the streets of the City, Vergil in his poncho walked, he looked up at the purple portal and sees the castle through it. before he could do anything else, a woman with blood drenching her body walks towards Vergil*

Red Goddess(Agony): come to me, your Red Goddess.

Vergil: troublesome.

before Vergil could swing his Yamato at her, she gets ran over by a Monster Truck. Duke drops out of the Truck cocking his golden Desert Eagle*

Duke: where's these goddamn demons?

Vergil walks past Duke but Duke puts a hand on his shoulder*

Duke: wait a minute Slick Back where's the-

In a flash Vergil appears behind Duke, he slides his katana back into its sheathe, as he does slices in the dimension appear around Duke and break. Duke is unphased*

Duke: you gonna answer my question or do I have to persuade you.

Duke cocks his golden Desert Eagle. Vergil simply turns around and creates a portal, he steps through it*

Duke: that's what I thought Pansy.

Duke goes through the portal*


Vergil pinches the bridge of his nose*

Dracula: you fools.

the energy explodes, revealing Dracula's true demonic form*

Dante: alright guys.

Dante pulls out Rebellion, Vergil puts his hand on Yamato's hilt, Guy started charging his BFG and Duke cocks his golden Desert Eagle*

Dante: LETS ROCK!

Dante and Vergil rush Dracula, dodging several fireballs. Duke shoots down several bats that swarm towards him and Guy. Guy fires the BFG, Vergil and Dante sidestep the blast. Dracula conjures bats to bloc the blast and a giant explosion happens Dante and Vergil burst through the explosion and stinger towards Dracula, stabbing into his legs*

Dante: Guy!

Doom Guy fires the BFG again and it hits Dracula causing him to hit the ground, Dracula tries to get up but Duke appears and punches him back to the ground*

Duke Nukem: Suck on that Fangface.

Dracula grabs Duke but his hand is cut off by Vergil*

Vergil: weak...

Duke punches Dracula again and moves out the way, Dante jumps in the air and stabs downward towards Dracula's face*

Dracula: Fools!

Fire begins swirling around his body, planing to explode. A chainsaw is plunged into Dracula's chest, causing him to lose focus, Guy buried his chainsaw deeper. Dante stabs Dracula's neck and turns it to decapitate him. Dracula's body catches on fire and turns to ashs. Suddenly the castle begins to shake*

Dante: what the hell!?

Vergil: his power must've been keeping the castle together.

Vergil creates a portal and escapes, Duke quickly escapes behind him and the portal disappears*

Dante: well we're not going that way!

Dante and Guy run back through the hall as the roof begins to collapse, they reach the entrance hallway and push on the door*

Dante: Open you piece of shit!

Dante and Guy strain themselves to open the door, it finally does as the castle continues to implode on itself. they both jump as the castle fully crumbles, the two of them free fall through the air*

Dante: shit! you got a landing strategy!?

Guy shakes his head, suddenly a giant bird swoops by and catches them on it back*

Dante: talk about deus ex machina.

Woman: Dante darling why do I always find you on the most peculiar situations?

Dante: well Babe-onetta.

Bayonetta turns and looks at them*

Bayonetta: Now what did i say about talking to a lady? who's your friend?

Dante: Bayo this is Guy.

Bayonetta: i bet youre quite handsome under that helmet.

she goes to remove his helmet but he grabs her hand and squeezes, heavy metal plays*

Bayonetta: hmmfp the shy type.

Bayonetta smirks and removes her arm from Guy*


Dante and Guy land on a building as Bayonetta continues flying by*

Bayonetta: Bye-bye boys!

Dante: whoop talk about an adventure huh?

Guy nods and holds out his hand, Dante shakes it*

Dante: youre quite the man Guy.

Dante pulls out a business card*

Dante: if you ever need a partner again, call.

Dante turns to leave, Guy looks at the business card*


Around the bonfire, eveyone, outside of Guy was stunned*

Isabelle: that was amazing but how'd you know about the bits that you weren't there for?

Dante stands and dusts himself off*

Dante: time to be hitting the dusty trial.

Isabelle: wait Dante! i want to give you something!

Dante: whats that?

Isabelle hands him a sealed envelope*

Isabelle: its an invitation to spectate the Smash Ultimate Tournament unfortunately they dont have another slot for a contestant but I got this for you and Guy.

Dante: alright I'll be cheering you one then.

Isabelle smiles as Dante turns and leaves the Island*

END

AUTHOR'S NOTES

it's been awhile craziness of holidays and work really kept me out but I also do enjoy this to some degree even though the long time between posts.

Also something else came up you see a certain comment came across and its essentially said, paraphrasing of course, that script style isnt allowed on here. Which at first I found weird so I looked into it amd yea its not allowed apparently. When I looked a little more into it the main reason seems to be due to *checks notes* "RP Chat Logs"

...

Ok... strange... anyways none of what I wrote is from such a source fyi.

The reason I started writing is because a friend of mine I used to work with and talk to, encouraged me to write and so I did. I wrote in Script style cuz thats the style im comfortable with, I have written in a novel style before even though im not that strong in it, not that I'm strong in writing script either.

I have a bunch of other ideas i would like to write, some anime fanfics i want to write amd of course this Smash Ultimate Tournament I set up in this one and-

Nero( Devil May Cry)busts into the room*

Nero: I dont think so!

RoseMan: Nero!? wait why I am writing like this now!?

Nero: you give Dante two adventures and i get a shitty one off fake me cameo!? Script, Novel, I dont give a damn you better write one about me!

RoseMan: ok how about like a short 5-6 chapter thing?

Nero: thats fine by me.

RoseMan: oh and...

RoseMan pulls out his cell phone and calls someone*

RoseMan: hey...yea I got a job...oh of course of course...see ya.

Nero: who was that?

RoseMan: your partner.

Travis Touchdown(No More Heroes) busts into the room*

Travis: moeee~

So whether I writ- ok back to this then.

Whether I write Script or Novel I hope you will be there, until then.