Co-written by AdventureKing2017
After they chose their new house together, the four boys told the landlord what house they wanted. Once that was done, she assured them that the house was able to move as well due to the shell floating through the water before it became the house.
Anyway, while the people were getting the shellhouse out of the area where the houses were, the four boys were talking to one another.
"It's been awhile bro," Rex said.
"Yeah, it has been." Miles stated, "How are you guys?"
"We're doing great," Max said, "I can't believe we're getting a house together."
"I know, right? It's going to be amazing!" Johnny said with excitement.
"Hehe, yeah."
However, their dream of living together was about to shatter in three… two… one…
"Miles, boys, come out of the house please."
"Yes ma'am!"
The four boys got out of the house and saw Mrs. Goldfish waiting for them.
"I see that the four of you picked the same house."
"Yep!" The four boys said.
"However, only one can have this house."
"What, why?!" Max asked.
"Yeah, you said there were four rooms!" Rex said.
"Yes… Four rooms," She said, before getting to the point. "One of them is the bedroom, the next is the guest bedroom, the third is the basement and the last is the storage."
"Ohhh…..Oh!" Johnny realized. "Sorry, guys. I thought this place had four bedrooms."
"Welp, I'd thought we were actually going to live together." Miles admitted.
"Oh, don't worry about that. I found some good houses where the three friends of yours can live on their own."
The four boys smiled, at least happy that they got to have separate houses. "Hey, before we go living in our own houses, how about we get something to eat?"
"Sure, I'm down!" Max said, eager to get some food.
"Let's go to The Bottom Bun Stand!" Johnny said.
"Yeah!" Rex agreed.
The four boys then left the area to get a quick snack before they could come back. That was when Misses Goldfish pressed the blue button and the Seashell house got shot out of the area by the water sprout. Before it could land into the ground, the water-stream came out of nowhere and it started surfing on its own.
...
Sandy Cheeks was doing some push-ups at her house when she saw a huge wave of water coming through. "What the heck?!" The squirrel saw the huge water wave going through, with a big brown seashell house on top of it, so it seems like the seashell is surfing.
"Woah! Welp, I've seen a lot of strange things around here, so I'm used to it." She shrugged before going back to her push-ups. That was when she heard her phone ringing from the table. She quickly got up, went to the table and picked up her phone. "This is Sandy Cheeks, who is it?"
"Hey, Sandy, it's Pearl." The whale answered through the phone.
"Oh, hey Pearl! How are ya?"
"Not good, really…" Pearl said grumpily.
"Uh oh, what happened this time?" Sandy asked, wanting to know why her best friend is being grumpy, more than usual.
"My dad is being a butt just that, can you believe that he won't let me go to the beach Party I have been talking about the entire week?" Pearl said, angry that her dad was like this.
"Geez, is that so? I thought you had everything under control" Sandy said, before remembering "Wasn't Spongebob supposed to be your bodyguard?"
Pearl tried not to growl once she heard that name. "He was... But he quit being my bodyguard." The whale said.
"Eh?" She stopped doing her push ups out of surprise before continuing "He did? But why?"
"Welll..." Pearl started, now explaining what happen.
Flashback
"I said your not going without someone to keep an eye on you and that's final" Mr. Krabs said, putting his foot down.
"But Dad! Why do you have to make me take Spongebob wherever I go?! It's freaking stupid and annoying!" Pearl yelled back at her father. Spongebob was listening to the whole conversation and even he didn't like how Pearl was acting.
"The whole world is filled to the brim with freaks and perverts Pearl, and Spongebob is a trusty lad who can make sure you dont get into some bad situation like" He thinks about it for a moment rubbing his chin "Joing a biker gang"
Pearl only rolled her eyes. "As if I'd join the biker gang... I'd only do that if they're a group of girls." She said before making her own point. "And besides, I can handle myself. Last time when a creep tried to touch my ass, I'd taught him a lesson he'll NEVER forget."
"Yeah...i'm proud of you but you didn't had to break his legs like that, I nearly got sued, thank Neptune we won the case" The old krab said, remembering that one fateful day.
"So what? Is Spongebob suppose to be some sort of suppressor so I don't make trouble?"
"HEY!" Spongebob yelled, surprising both the krab and the whale, before lowering his tone, remembering that the whale is the daughter of his boss. "Look, I know I don't look cool, strong or handsome, but I'm still capable of doing a few things, Pearl. Don't forget that I was the one who got you tons of gifts for your birthday because your dad was too cheap to do it himself." The sponge said, unknowingly making Krabs a bit upset, as he remembered that day as well.
"She wanted a whole band for clam sake, those are super expensive. But he is right Pearl this fella here works real hard and he always brings great results" Krabs said, pointing at Spongebob as if he is proud.
"Then why don't you go spend time with him instead if he is so great huh dad? Too busy counting money?"
Krabs didn't like the tone his daughter was giving. "Don't you use that tone with me, Missy! Also, even if I'm counting money, I still have time to hang out with him," Krabs was about to say until Spongebob gave him a "Really?" look. "I-If I'm not busy."
"Its not just about Spongebob dad, is the fact that I am already an adult grown woman who can deal with any threat. I want you to stop treating me like a baby. You think my friends like to see me going along with some sort of babysitter? They laugh at my face!"
Before Krabs could say could say anything else, Spongebob then got upset, but not too upset. "Look, Pearl, I'm just trying to make sure that you're happy and safe. What do you want me to do? Leave you behind so you could get killed?" Spongebob asked.
"Get killed?" She looked amused "What do you think is gonna happen when im there without you exactly?"
Spongebob then gotten smart, "Oh let's see, you could get kidnapped, either by criminals, or the humans if they fish out here, get raped, get stabbed, murdered, sliced in dice, etc." The sponge said, actually scaring Krabs. While Pearl's face did had a somewhat scared look, everything Spongebob still didn't affect her. It only made her more upset.
"Barnacles Spongebob! You act like im going to some well known criminal area instead of a two hour party at the beach with friends, since when were you this paranoid?"
"Because there'll also be creeps at the beach who might touch you in the wrong way, and you two might end up being sued again. Heck, Krabs might not be able to win if that happens." Spongebob said, bringing in some more good points. However, that only made the whale even more hellbent as she started yelling at his face, and Krabs did nothing to stop her.
"THEN SO BE IT! I DON'T NEED YOU SPONGEBOB! When are you gonna get the hint that I want to be alone huh? I don't want a babysitter, I don't want a bodyguard, and I don't need a sponge with an annoying laughter and obsession with jellyfish hunting to be with me, YOUR AN EMBARRASSMENT!"
Once the sponge heard all of that, his heart just broke into pieces. He could understand if Squidward was like that, which was why Spongebob actually decides to give Squidward some space for a change. But he never thought Pearl would say those harmful things to him. It made him want to cry... No... It made him want to yell back at this ungrateful woman!
"You know what... SCREW YOU PEARL!" Spongebob yelled back, actually standing up for himself and surprising both Krabs and Pearl.
"If my services are such a pain in the butt, then allow me to escort myself out of this house, you mean girl!" Spongebob turn around and started walking before turning back and looking at his boss "Mighty sorry by the way for that Mr. Krabs, but your daughter really knows how to push someones buttons" He said before walking once more.
After all of that, Pearl was shocked that Spongebob actually had the guts to stand up to her. Even Krabs saw the whole thing and he wasn't even that mad. Well, he is mad at Spongebob for disrespecting his daughter, but he was going to let that slide today, because he now wants to have a word with his daughter.
"Pearl Krabs, your are in it now young lady" He said with hands on his hips "What was that for?"
Pearl had a "wtf" look on her face once her father said that. "Hey, I said I didn't want a babysitter nor a bodyguard. Also, you should be mad at your sponge! Not me! He disrespected your own daughter!" Pearl said, trying to fake cry her way out. However, Krabs was not having it!
"Don't you try that with me, Missy! You know what... I'm not even going to yell at you. You're grounded!" Krabs said.
"Grounded?!" She gasped "What I am? Ten?"
"Well you just acted like one!"
"That's not fair!"
"Oh, it is fair! You talked bad behind me back, you hurt me boy's feelings, and now he probably hates me for having a spoiled daughter!"
"But Daaaaaad!" She whined.
"No more buts Pearl, you either apologize to Spongebob and get someone to actually go with you to the so call party or I will actually use my money to make sure you stay here all day with no party!"
After he put his foot down for the fifth time, he went outside and closed the door behind him, intending to find Spongebob. That was when Pearl walked up into her room... Before she screamed in rage. "ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
End of Flashback
Sandy was clenching the bridge of her nose after hearing what Pearl had just told her "So in other words you acted like a spoiled brat against Spongebob and your dad decided to ground you"
Pearl didn't like how her best friend used those words. "Are you saying that it's my fault?" Pearl asked, not really into the mood of hearing Sandy's logical.
"Girl I like you, but you have to admit you were harsh with him right? He just wanted to help and you basically stunged him with the stinger of rejection"
The whale had to admit, she was a bit...no... she was really harsh with the poor guy. Unlike her father, Spongebob always makes sure to make her day special every single day. Heck, that was one of the reasons why they were friends... Kind of. Maybe, she should've been nicer towards the sponge. But right now, she really wanted to go to the party and get ungrounded.
"I'm just...so damn tired of being treated like im a kid. Just..." She takes a deep breath "Be quiet and use your amazing logical side to help solve my problem pleaseeeee" Pearl asked in the nicest way possible.
The squirrel scientist thinks for a moment, should she really try to help her after listening to how she was kind of a bitch to her friend Spongebob?
She then decided that while Pearl was not being the best right now, in the end she concealed in helping her friend out "So, your dad is getting you to look for someone to go with you since Spongebob quit... Who else annoyed you today?"
"Huh?" Pearl didn't understand the question.
"Well, your dad probably wants you to find another annoying bodyguard to see if you truly feel sorry and learned your lesson. So, who else annoyed ya today, girl?"
"Well, this blue fish named Miles kind of annoyed me while I was on the phone with my dad, talking to him."
'Miles? Oh Pearl, you find anyone annoying, he is such a sweet guy' "That's it, maybe you should try contacting him"
"Hmmm... I don't think... Actually, let me think about this" Pearl said, thinking. 'I really don't want a bodyguard replacement... But~ that kid does have surprising strength, and he is cute. Besides... I still want to "test" him, haha!' "Okay, I'll give Miles a try." Pearl said, "I just don't have his contacts nor phone number."
"Don't worry, I make sure to get in contact with him, just promise me you wont mistreat him" Sandy said, serious.
"Alright, alright, I promise, girl." Pearl said. She was about to end the call until something went up her mind. Sandy seems very protective of Miles for some reason. "Hey, Sandy, you seem very protective of the blue fish. Did you and him do something together?" The whale asked.
"Yeah we are real good friends, he came to spar with me and Spongebob once for karate, im teaching him"
"Wait, what?!" 'Well that explains his surprising strength from earlier when he caught me from falling on my ass'. "Wow, didn't knew the both of you like the same thing."
"It was more of a coincidence really, that guy is full of surprises even if he fails to see that the way I do" She said with a smile.
The whale didn't know what her squirrel friend meant, but she was starting to think that Miles and Sandy were about to become more than "friends"... Well, two can play that game. "Well, anyway, I hope you get his contacts soon, Sandy. I gotta go, see ya soon." She said, ending the call.
"Geez, ending the call too abruptly, she needs to work on her manners" Sandy put the phone back in place "Well should I call him or meet personally?" She wonders.
Luckily for Sandy, she got Miles' contacts from Misses Puff one week ago. When she asked how, the pufferfish explained how Miles helped her with Spongebob's driving test and solving the impossible. Of course, Puff didn't tell her about the 'other incident'... Not that Sandy needs to know.
That was when Sandy saw the pink starfish, eating a hot dog while walking down her street. "Hey Sandy!"
"Patrick? What are you doing here? Usually at this time your taking a nap"
"Oh, I was napping but-Uhhhhh" Patrick said, or was saying, until he forgot. That was when he remembered what he was about to say. "Oh! I was napping, but then I decided to get some food and went to get some hotdogs." He said, finishing his first hog dog before biting the second hot dog. "Happy that the blue fish dude was kind enough to share."
'One of these days I am going to open his head up to see whats going on in there' "Good for you Patrick. Anyway, have you seen Miles?"
"Uh? Oh yeah! He's at The Bottom Bun Stand! He's eating some hotdogs with other people there."
"And when was that? Too long ago or what?"
"Ummmm... 30 minutes ago?" Patrick said, kind of unsure. That was when the smartest squirrel rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"Thanks for the Help Patrick" She said, petting him in the head before going away.
The pink starfish was shocked when Sandy patted him in the head. Of course, he shrugged it anyway because he has amazing food to eat. "You're welcome!" Patrick yelled happily before walking down the road towards his house.
'Well then might as well call him to ask where he is right now' Sandy thought before grabbing her phone and typing a number.
The Bottom Bun Stand
Miles was eating some hot dogs with his childhood friends; Rex, Max and Johnny. "Mmm, these hot dogs are so good!" Miles said, enjoying the the taste.
"Ain't that right!" Rex said, eating almost all of his food.
"Rex, calm down! Your food isn't going!" Johnny told him.
"Yeah, because it's going towards my belly!"
"Rex... You really are something, huh?" Max smiled. That was when he heard Miles' phone ringing. "Hey, Miles. I think someone is calling you."
"Oh!" Miles looked at his phone that was almost next to his drink. He carefully picked the phone without making a mess and pressed the button. "This is Miles the Blue Fish, how can I help you?"
"Hello there Miles, I hope im not getting you on a bad time"
"S-Sandy!" Miles said, getting excited which surprised his friends before he calmed down and entered his "cool mode". "I-I mean, Sandy... How are ya?" He tried sounding cool, which actually made the squirrel laugh.
"Oh you know same old, listen I wanted to ask you for a favor, think you have free time?"
"Oh, yeah, I got some free time. I just finishing eating some hot dogs with some old friends. What is it?"
"Do you know Pearl by any chance? Big ol whale with a short temper?"
"Oh... Yeah, I know her. I just bumped into her awhile ago... Wait, why though?"
"She sort of fucked up a few things and I need to ask if you be ok in helping her"
Miles smiles a bit. "Hmm, I guess I can help. Besides, you helped me with a few things when I first got here, so it's the least I can do."
"Yeah just...try to have some patience with her ok? She has a bit of a temper" Sandy explained.
'Oh, believe me, I'd seen it, ha' "Sure, don't worry, I will." Miles confirmed.
"That would help a lot, only god knows what she would do if she missed that beach party"
Miles then gulped quietly, knowing what Sandy meant. He then sent his contacts to the squirrel so she can send his contacts to the whale.
"Here's my contacts... Again, so she should be able to call me." Miles said.
"Unnecessary since I already have it but thanks, I make sure to tell her so get ready to meet her dad and impress him"
"Oh right, I forgot," He chuckled a bit, "You got it." Once he ended the call, he looked at his friends, who were smirking at him. "What?"
"Were you talking to your girlfriend?" Max joked.
"S-She's not my girlfriend." Miles blushed.
"Don't worry, bro, we're just joking." Johnny said, smiling, "Anyway, it was good to see ya again after so long."
"Heh, yeah, I miss you guys too. Anyway, I better get going and get ready to meet her dad and stuff." Miles then putt his change on the table so the waiter would know that he payed for his food. "Bye guys!"
"So Long, Miles!" Rex said.
After leaving the place and getting ready, he walked to find the house. Luckily, Sandy showed him a picture of Pearl's house and the directions of how to get there.
"Wow... It looks like an anchor." He states, smiling.
That was when he finally got to the house. "There it is," He walked up to the air, checked his breath to make sure that it's clean, which it is, and then he knocked on the door.
...
KNOCK KNOCK
'Ok Miles, you got this, you are the man!' He thought to himself.
That was when the door open, revealing the old krab himself. "Ah, you're Miles right?"
"We seen each other a couple of times already Mr. Krabs, don't you remember?"
"OHHHH, Right! You're the kid who helped us stopped Plankton. You know, I still want to thank you for ya." Krabs smiled, before letting the blue fish in.
"No problem sir, gotta help those in need even more when dealing with little things that annoy you"
"Believe me... I've been there... Anyway, I'm actually glad you're here. Spongebob quit, so you're having his job."
"Wait! Spongebob quit making patties?"
"What? No, no! Haha he just quit being my daughters bodyguard boy, why you think your here?" The old Krab said, before letting out a hearty laugh "Spongebob life is patties, he ain't quitting anytime soon"
"O-Ohhhhhh..." Miles was starting to put the pieces together. That's why Sandy called him. But, there was no way he was going to back out now. Besides, Sandy did a lot for him, so it was his turn to help out. That was when he and Krabs heard the stairs that were about to break because someone huge was walking downstairs from her room.
''Oooh boy here she comes, hope her mood is better then before" He said, still thinking the reinforced stair should be even stronger next year.
That was when the thicc whale herself finally got downstairs to see her new bodyguard. She had to admit, she didn't think the blue fish would be here.
"H-Hey there Pearl" Miles gulped down 'Geez she looks thicker then ever, how much does it cost to buy clothes her size?'
"Hey Miles..." She said, not too grumpy. She wasn't too angry, but she still wasn't happy.
"Miles, this is my amazing daughter, Pearl."
"Yeah I met her for a short moment when walking down the street, but here is more official huh? Nice to meet you Pearl Im Miles" He said, offering for a handshake.
Pearl had a secret smirk on her face. She knew that he didn't want to mention how they actually met. However, she wouldn't blame him either. She then smiled and shook his hand. "Nice to meet ya, kid. Name's Pearl."
"Kid? Oh well I think the difference in age between us is not that large...right?"
Krabs smiled a bit, happy to see the two of them getting along. "Glad you two have a nice meeting," He said, before he looked at the blue fish very seriously. "Listen up boy, while you're here and being her bodyguard, there are a couple of rules you must ALWAYS follow."
"S-Sure, sir! What are the rules?"
"Buy me the most expensive shit you can find?" Pearl smirks.
Krabs gave his daughter a look before turning his attention back to the blue fish. "Don't worry, that's not a rule...Well, occasionally... Anyway, the rules are... Keep her safe, make sure she gets home on time, make sure she's happy, and make sure no creep touches her!"
"Would anyone be too stupid to do so? She looks like she bench presses houses" Miles said.
"Trust me boi, don't underestimate the power of creeps to be dumbasses" Krabs said, remembering about something.
"Huh?" Before Miles could say anything else, that was when Krabs said something else.
"Anyway, I need to go find Spongebob somewhere, so Miles, you're in charge while I'm gone." Krabs heads to door before turning his attention to his daughter, "Pearl, if you show your best behavior, you'll be ungrounded!" He then went outside.
"Trust me dad" She looks down at Miles before smiling "I be on my best behavior hehe"
Miles gulped a bit. He thought he was done for. However, once Krabs left the house, the whale started hugging the fish out of the blue.
"WHOA! Pearl?" Miles was confused before being muffled on her large mammaries.
After a few seconds, she put him down. "I have to say, Miles, I didn't think you'd showed up here."
"Well, I-I promised Sandy that I'd helped."
"And you simply said yes without asking about anything else? like a favor?"
"S-Something like that." He said, while blushing, "But why did you hug me out of nowhere? I thought you disliked me"
"I didn't hate you that much, kid. I was just in a bad mood... And besides, since I got a new cute bodyguard... Well, I might be okay with this. Also, I was only trying to scare you."
"O-Ohhh."
Well this was a total one eighty of what she was when he met her, but...this was good right?
"Ok...when do we go?"
"We go to the beach party tomorrow in the afternoon." She then smiled. "Anyway, since you're my bodyguard and while my dad is gone, you'll also have to follow some of my rules~"
"W-What rules do you have?" Miles asked.
"Do as I say, don't embarrass me in front of my friends, and also don't tick me off ok?" She said, before asking to make sure he was paying attention.
"Y-Yes ma'am! I-I got it!" He said, showing her that he's paying attention.
'He is so easy to deal with, gets embarrassed and shivers for any word I say' "Good, now I have a very special job for you now that my dad is out"
"S-Sure, Pearl. What's the special job?" Miles then started to calm down.
"Meet me in my room in five minutes" She said with a devious grin.
Miles had a deep shock look on his face. Before he could even say anything, she already left, heading upstairs to her room. 'What? I-I have to meet her in her room in five minutes? What is she planning?' He thought to himself.
The mechanizations of a girl like her however...were an enigma and that meant he could have all sorts of theories about it.
After five minutes passed, he started going upstairs. He had to admit, he was a bit scared about this. However, he once again calmed down. 'You got this, Miles. You can do it!'
He knocks on the door awaiting for her voice before going inside.
"Come on in!" Her voice said.
Once he opened the door, he saw the most amazing sight. "HOLY!"
"Heeeeey, glad your here, you see I need your opinion on something very important"
"S-Sure," He said, trying to remaining calm right now.
The reason why miles seemed to be so surprised is because of the singlest fact that Pearl was not in her normal attire right now. The big and thick whale was wearing what appeared to be a two piece pink bikini that hugge every curvy part of her body, looking hot and sexy, which surprised Miles because he didn't expect to see this much flesh in the next five minutes.
He even tried his best not go hard mode, knowing that would mess up his chance at this job. Luckily, he was doing good so far, however, he hoped that it'll last long. Anyway, Pearl then started talking again.
"I'm not sure which bikini works better for me and there are just so many of them, I can't seem to choose" She said, rubbing her head.
"Oh." He said, sweating a bit before wiping his head. "S-So you need me to tell you a opinion of each swim outfit you wear?"
"That's right, is there a problem?" She raised a brow.
'OF COURSE THERE IS A PROBLEM, I'M A GUY AND YOU'RE A GIRL NEARLY NAKED IN FRONT OF ME WITH SUCH SEXY BIKINI' "N-No, of course not"
Pearl smirked at the young fish. "Good," She then stood up from her bed before striking a pose. "What do you think about this one?"
She did the classic pose of hand behind her head while strutting forward to showcase her sexyness.
'I feel like that fabric may fall at any moment' "Great...but a bit tight?"
"Hmmm... It does feel a bit tight." She said, before turning back around to look at the young fish. "I'm gonna go get another from my closet."
"O-Ok" He turn around as to not stare at her mountain of an ass "I wait outside"
"Nah its fine, as long as you don't turn around I can be quick" She said, dismissively.
And so, both of them went into the closet. Miles still couldn't believe this was happening. Sure, he wasn't complaining, but even he still has common sense of what to do and not to do. "Wow... Y-You got loads of outfits here!"
"I know, I'm the hottest girl in Bikini Bottom after all, gotta look the part" She said, feeling confident.
'I-I guess that makes sense. Although, your personality needs work' "Y-Yeah." He blushed, before he saw her picking one of her swimming outfits before he turned around so she could changed.
"So how about you tell me a little about yourself"
"Oh, o-okay. Well, I was more of the little guy in the family... And the food chain. I have a father, a step-mom, a older step-sister, a young sister, and a brother." He said before continuing. "I had a girlfriend... But she was a gold-digger and she dumped me for some jock back in High School..."
"Damn, talk about being a basic backstabbing bitch, was she hot at least?" She asked before grabbing something.
"Well... To me, she was... But, not anymore. Especially ever since I met you back at Larry's Gym." He said, being honest.
"Ooh? And what do you mean by that?" She smirked at what he said.
The blue fish realized of what he just said. "O-Oh! Uh, I-I meant to say t-that h-her personality is much worse...A-And she doesn't look as amazing as you... A-And, you have a nice figure" He once again blushed, still had his head turned around since she was changing.
"Don't go falling for me now boi, at the end of the day everyone who did went back home without a piece of me" She said, feeling proud.
"Y-Yeah, y-you're right." He said, still waiting for her to change while he still had his head turned around.
"Alright, all done."
"Do I have to keep looking?"
"I need your opinion of each swimsuit I put, so yes. Is that a problem?"
"No..." He said turning around to see what she had put it on.
What he saw next almost turned him on instantly. The big and thick whale was now wearing a two-piece black bikini, similar to the pink bikini she was wearing previously, but the only difference was that she was wearing a black thong that barely covered her hot, thicc ass.
"O-O-Omg" Miles stuttered, trying to find what words to say.
"Pretty neat huh? I always thought I looked drop dead gorgeous in black, its just such a great color" Pearl said while making another pose.
"Y-Yeah, b-black is a c-cool color." He said, staring dead at her ass, while trying to cover his twitching bulge in his pants with his legs.
Pearl just smiles, it was obvious she was having an effect on him, for what other reason would she bring him here? In her room showing off her bikinis? It was to tease him and it was funny to see him turn into different shades of red when staring at her body.
Speaking of Miles, he hoped that she'll be finished soon. He really didn't want her dad to come up to her room, find him in the closet with his daughter, and beat his fishy ass. 'God, Woman, hurry up! I don't want your dad to come up here and beat my ass' He said in his head. "I-It suits you great Pearl." He said, hoping she could pick the outfit she's wearing and that she would stop now.
"What's the rush? Fine then let me choose another one and then im done ok?" Pearl said before petting him on the head like a kid.
"Okay, Pearl." Miles said, calming down and blushed a bit once she patted him on the head. He then turned around so Pearl could change again. However, unknown to him, she was thinking of something that will REALLY knock his pants off!
'Lets see...ah! I had this for a special occasion, I wonder what he can say about this one hehe'
'I wonder what outfit she's picking next... I bet it'll look sexy... W-Woah! Woah! Woah! What am I thinking?! I got to stop that. Besides, I like Sandy and I want to impress that girl, not Pearl' Miles said to himself. He would be lying if he thought that Pearl wasn't sexy. She was very sexy. However, her personality wasn't that good... More or less.
"Alright, all done Miles." Pearl said.
"Ok Pearl, lets just get this over with before your dad comes back, i don't want to be seen as a creep" He said before turning around to see what she had put on this time.
Once he laid eyes on that whale... Welp, let's just say that his rod went hard mode. Pearl was now wearing a red two-piece bikini that was similar to the last two she was wearing. The big difference, ironically, was that the bra was small, which showed more of her breast skin, and her thong was even smaller which showed more of her amazing thicc butt than before.
"W-Woah!" Miles said, completely amazed of what he was seeing.
"What do you think?" She said with a flirtatious tone before letting her hair loose as well, letting her blonde locks fall "Pretty rocking huh?"
"I-It's so freaking hot and sexy!" Miles said, unaware that he was saying those words out of his mouth. Luckily, he was still sane enough to control his body, except for his hard rock rod, of course.
"AH! Looks like I finally got you to admit that huh?" She laughed, now seeing how honest he was about her body.
"Wait...WHAT?!" Miles sounded surprised at what she just said.
Pearl continued laughing at his misfortune. "You just said that this outfit is, and I quote, 'It's sooooo freaking hot and sexy'". She said, trying to sound like him, while smirking.
"That is a horrible impression and I do not sound like that!" Miles insisted.
Pearl then looks down and gasps for a moment before coughing "Well...your friend downstairs is more accurate to how your feeling.
"Huh?" He didn't understand what she said at first, until he found out what she meant, "OH shit!" He said, covering the big spot on his pants with his fins and legs. "I-I'm so sorry! I wasn't thinking of anything crazy! I swear!" He was now thinking that the whale was going to break him... Literary.
"Hmmmm..." She looked at him with a thoughtful stare "Impressive"
Miles was silent for a good moment before speaking "...Eh?" The blue fish didn't know what she was talking about nor thinking about. "I-Impressive? W-What are you talking about?"
"Your rod silly, for someone so little in comparison to me, you seem to have something quite mighty hidden in there" She bends over, making him see her large boobs.
"U-Ummm" He blushed, trying to find some words to say. He stared at her giant boobs that were almost like planets hanging above his head. "You're not the first person to say that. U-Umm, y-yeah. I-I'm just lucky."
"Oh? I'm not huh? Is there a lucky lady who your ogling then?" She laughs before getting back up.
"Ummm, well... Let's just say that there was a thicc shark back from High School." He said. He wasn't lying about that, but the lucky girl he wanted to impress was Sandy Cheeks.
"Your girlfriend? Damn look at you dating someone dangerous hehe!" Her boobs bounced as she laughed.
"Umm, actually, s-she was more of a b-bully than girlfriend... Mostly because she and I weren't dating." He blushed, "But in all fairness, she was much better than my ex-girlfriend."
"Sounds to me like you should have broken up with your girlfriend a long time ago if even your bully was better. But enough about you! Tell me which bikini looks better for me"
"Oh, uh, y-yeah. Ummm, I-I think the third one is better, to be honest."
"...Nah. Your just saying that because its hot as hell. This is not something to use on a party, Daddy would hav e a heart attack if I used it anyway, i go with the first one"
"Oh right. S-Sorry. My mind isn't going well. Y-Yeah, the first one is better." He said, hoping that she'll forget what he just said about her third outfit and his... problem.
"Thanks for the help Miles, this was quite entertaining"
'Maybe for you' He said in his head, "N-No problem, Pearl. Happy to help. Now, I'll just step out of the closet so you can umm, you know." He was about to get out when Pearl caught his attention again by saying his name.
"Hmmm...wait a moment Miles" She said, grabbing him by the shoulder.
'Arg, so close to the door' He said in his head again, "Y-Yes Pearl?" He said, hoping that it'll be quick.
"Here is something for your troubles" She said before giving a big and wet smooch to his cheek.
Miles instantly had love hearts on his eyes once he felt the big, wet smooch on his cheek that Pearl just gave him. "T-Thanks, P-P-P-Pearl." He said, stuttering again.
"Your welcome...Now how long are you gonna stand there with that boner while staring at my tits? Go home and take care of it" She laughed once more, louder this time.
He felt embarrassed when she said that, while laughing. "Y-Yeah. S-See ya!" He headed towards the closet door and open it, leaving the closet. He then went back to tell her something. "Please don't tell anyone of what happen!" He said before leaving the closet and her room. Of course, he didn't see the smirk on her face.
'Don't worry Miles...its gonna be our little secret' She thought before thinking of so many things, fun things she would have with him at the beach party.