The blue fish was still carrying the heavy drunk squirrel. "Yeesh… So… Heavy!" Miles complained, struggling to maintain his remaining strength to carry on. "I hope I'm close to her house.

The party he went to was awesome! However, it also took most of his energy away, thanks to the dancing and the teasing from his former school "bully". He had to admit, it was amazing and his fateful reunion with Amelia wasn't that bad.

'Heh, can't believe that I'd get to see her again... Let alone do some 'f-fun' with her' He thought to himself. He still couldn't believe he did that with her. Of course, he didn't hate it, but he really want to do it with someone special towards him.

Speaking of someone special, "Hey, Miles! Are we there, yet?!" A drunk thicc Sandy Cheeks asked, "I want to... *hiccup* I wanna *hiccup* I wanna be there... *hiccup* Hehehe"

'For some reason, she's even cuter when she's drunk' "W-We're almost there, S-Sandy..." Miles said while grunting, still struggling to carry her.

That was when he heard something or *someone* shouting from behind him. "HEY!"

"Huh?!" He startled, turning around to see a huge female Sea Bear coming towards him!

"What do you think you're doing to that poor thing?!" She screamed at him.

"M-Ma'am, I-I'm just t-trying to t-t-take her back to her house" Miles stuttered in fear.

"Don't you try to lie to me, young man! You're trying to take advantage of that poor drunk squirrel! You little creep! Pervert!"

"Hehe *hiccup* *hiccup* Sounds and seems like it, cutie" A drunk Sandy said.

"Sandy!"

"Oh, you're so going to get it now, young man!" The sea bear growled, forming a fist.

"Woah, woah, wait, wait a minu-!"

*POW*

...

"O-Ow..." The blue fish groaned in pain, waking up from the one KO punch. He tried to move, but he couldn't. He then turned around and saw that he was tied up by the pole. "Oh, come on..." He then saw Sandy, still drunk and laying on the bench. He then looked at the huge female sea bear, talking to someone on the phone. 'Is she calling the police?! I wasn't doing anything wrong!' He screamed to himself, couldn't believe that this is how his adventures will end... 'Welp... At least I had a good run...' He truly thought this is how it ends... Going to prison for something he didn't even do! That was when he saw her coming towards him, "Uh oh..."

The woman was coming towards him, sharping her claws. Miles closed his eyes, awaiting his fate.

*SNAP*

He gently opened his eyes and saw that he was free from the pole. He then looked at the huge female sea bear, who was looking apologetic.

"I am so, so sorry!" She began, "I didn't mean to hurt you or accuse you like that! I thought you were some kind of pervert."

Miles can clearly see that she was feeling and showing remorse, "I-It's okay, it's not your fault," He said, trying to cheer her up, "I think anyone would be in their right mind would've done the same thing if they saw a situation like that."

"I-I guess so... Still, I jumped into an conclusion and hurt you so bad..."

"I-It's okay," Miles assured her, "S-So, w-what was the phone about?"

"O-Oh, I was on the phone with the police, and they confirmed of everything you said to me... Before I knocked you out." The female sea bear said, "They told me about three punks tried to get party drunk at that beach party..."

"Heh, I've been there..." Miles added.

"Yeah, they told me"

That was when they looked at Sandy, who kept on chuckling and hiccuping crazy because she was still drunk.

"W-Want a ride?" The female Sea Bear asked.

"R-Really?" Miles was shocked, hearing what she just said.

"I want to make up for punching and knocking you out... That, and because you do need help with her..." She pointed at Sandy, "If she's in the car with us, the people around won't accuse you of something you're not even doing like I understandably just did."

The blue fish thought for a moment. He really didn't want to get in the car with the same woman that punched him, not to mention that she's very scary. However, she does seem to be very sorry for what she did, and anyone in their right mind would've done the same thing if they saw someone trying to take a drunk person somewhere.

"Okay... Sure, I'll take a ride."

"Good choice, kid." The woman said.

*The Long Drive*

The huge female sea bear was driving in her car, with Miles at the front and Sandy (who's still drunk) was at the back. Miles was showing her the directions that would lead to Sandy's house.

"The left, right?" She asked.

"Yep" He confirmed.

She then took another turn. She then decided to ask a few things, "So, what's your name?" She asked, "And who's she?"

"Oh, I'm Miles... Miles Maguire," He stated, "And that's Sandy." He pointed at the squirrel at the back.

"Heh, those are nice names" She said with a smile.

"Thank you, Miss," He said, "W-What's your name?"

"I'm Jennifer Brooklyn Bear," She said proudly, "But you can call me Mrs. Jennifer or Mrs. Brooklyn."

"Oh, well, nice to meet you, Mrs. Brooklyn," Miles said, "So, how's your day going?"

"Well, besides my son and daughter making me proud everyday and our... ummm... misunderstanding encounter, my day is going alright." She said, "So, how's yours?"

During the ride, the blue fish told about her about his life at Bikini Bottom while being careful to avoid any embarrassing or secretive topics he's keeping to himself and for his friends. He told her how he first came to Bikini Bottom and met some new people like SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward. He then proceeds to tell how he got a new pet and about meeting other people like Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Karen, Larry, his ex-girlfriend, his former school bully, Mr. Krabs and Pearl Krabs.

"Mr. Krabs and Pearl?!" The woman asked in shock.

"U-Um, y-yeah," The kid said before getting worried, "Is it bad?"

"Oh, no, of course not!" Jennifer assured him even though she looked sad, "Krabs isn't a bad person... But, let's just say that his daughter gave my kids bad memories..."

"O-Oh..." Miles gulped, "W-What did she do to them?"

"S-She didn't hurt them physically, but... well, it's in the past. W-We don't like to talk about it"

"O-Okay..." Miles said, staying silent. He knew that Pearl wasn't the best person, but he didn't knew that this person knew Krabs and the whale, "W-What are the names of your kids?"

"Oh... Well, my son's name is Brandon and my daughter's name is Brownie," She said before being up the older one, "Briana is my older daughter"

"Awww, those are nice names"

"Why, thank you"

"No problem," He said before thinking of something in his mind, 'Briana... Why does that name... feel so familiar?'

*Two Hours Later - Sandy Cheeks' Treedome*

They finally made it to the drunk squirrel's home with no complaints and no problems.

"We're here!" Mrs. Jennifer said.

"YIPEEEEEE!" Drunk Sandy Cheeks cheered, "L-LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!"

Miles only groaned... "T-Thanks for the help, Miss Brooklyn," He said, "Wouldn't have got her back without your help."

"Of course," The big female sea bear said with a smile, "It's the least I can do after I made an honest mistake and... y-you know..."

"Heh, yeah," He said while blushing, "Welp, better go take her home" He started getting out of the front seat and out of the car.

"Miles, hold on," Brooklyn put him on halt and gave him something, "This is my phone number. If you ever want to meet my family or if you need more help than ever, let me know."

"Oh, u-umm, t-thank you," He states while stuttering. He then got out of the car, went to the other side and picked up Sandy, getting her out of the car as well.

"Bye-Bye!" The female sea bear waved with a smile and left the area.

"Bye!" Miles waved back to her as she leaves in her car. He then looks at the one he was currently holding, "Okay, Sandy... We're here!" He states before he realized something, "Awww, she's asleep"

Inside Sandy Cheeks' Treedome

The blue fish got his water helmet on while still carrying the sleeping squirrel, "Now, I just need to take sleeping beauty back into her room. Since she's asleep, there won't be any trouble..."

He then starts carrying her into her bedroom.

...

Sandy Cheeks' Bedroom

"Wow..." Miles started with awe, looking around the place, "Her room is amazing... I never been into a girl's room before... Well, my stepsister's room should count if that matters"

He then gently carried the sleeping squirrel onto her bed and placed her there. "Whew... All done..."

He was then about to leave as quietly as possible before something or *someone* grabbed his arm and pulled him towards the bed. "ACK!" After opening his eyes, he saw that the drunk thicc squirrel was hugging his arm in his sleep! 'Are you kidding me?! I mean, it feels nice, but come on!'

He tried to pull his arm out of her grip, but it was no use. 'Yikes... She does have freaking muscles!'. That was when the Sandy (in her sleep) was crushing his arm by hugging it too hard, 'OW! OW! OW!' The blue fish was screaming in his head, trying his best to scream in the room he was in.

"Heh, is that the best you got, Dirty Dan?" Sandy started talking in her sleep.

'Is-Is she talking in her sleep?!' That was when the sleeping drunk squirrel was pulling his arm, 'ACK! Really?!' He tried his best not to scream out loud, not wanting to wake her up.

That was when the sleeping thicc Sandy Cheeks was getting up, finally letting go of his arm.

'Oh thank Neptune... Wait, why is she getting up?'

"Okay, punk! Let's see if you can handle this!"

"Wait, handle wh-?!"

"TEXAS SMASH!"

Before he could even do or say anything, his face was then smashed by the squirrel's thicc ass.

"HA! Take that, Pinhead Larry!" The sleeping drunk squirrel continued smashing the blue fish's face with her thicc booty. It was the combination of pleasure and pain. It was happening twenty times before she finally stopped and started moving lower.

"Ow... My face... *cough* *cough* I can't believe she's sleeping walking... And I don't know who's Pinehead Larry... Wait! What is she doing now?!"

That was when the sleeping squirrel placed her amazing texas rear onto his twitching hard pole. The blue fish tried his best not to make any noises, but it was too much to take.

"MMmm...Ahhhhhhhh~"

"Hehe, like that?" The sleeping drunk Sandy asked with a sexy smirk, "Heh, no wonder they call you Dirty Dan~"

'Who the hell is Dirty Dan?! And why is she moving and bashing her ass onto my p-pole?! I-I'm about to- MMMMMMMM!'

He was trying his best to stay calm but he couldn't. Not to mention that he couldn't control himself and just made a white spot on his pants by accident after the thicc squirrel finished bashing her ass onto his crotch. The sleeping squirrel then got her ass off of him, layed onto him and had her legs around his head. She then started squeezing his head/neck with her legs, thicc thighs and hips.

"ACK! H-Holy Fishsticks!" Mils groaned, trying to breathe due to the sleeping squirrel squeezing him with her thickness, "C-Can't breathe!"

"Come on, Pinhead Larry! You can do better than that!" The sleeping Sandy Cheeks taunted 'him'.

He tried to move her legs away from him, but she kept her grip on them. Not to mention that he doesn't even have enough strength to do it even if he tried! 'Can't believe I'm about to do this... This might wake her up too, but I don't have a choice!' He thought to himself before doing what he had to do, "Here goes nothing!" That was when he raised his hand and slapped her left asscheek. However, this only turned her on even more!

"OH!~ That was naughty of ya, Dirty Dan!~ Do it again!"

'Ah fishsticks!' Miles thought in shock, 'Is she like this when she's drunk!' He couldn't believe Sandy was like this while she's sleepwalking/sleepwrestling.

She then turned around and started hugging him, placing his face between her texas boobs!

"She's crushing my face... She's crushing my face!" He was muffled while he was screaming, "Welp, I can't do anything right now..."

The Next Morning

It was finally sunny today and the squirrel was waking up.

" *Yawn* Dang... My head... Don't know what happen last night, but it was something..." That was when she saw that she was hugging someone between her boobs, and she couldn't believe who, "M-Miles?!" 'W-What's he doing here?! Better yet, how is he here?! Why is he on my bed, and why are we sleeping together?!'

Despite her outburst, the blue fish was still sound asleep. The curious squirrel looked at the sleeping fish while thinking of what happen yesterday.

'Why in the world would he be...OHHHHHHhhhhh...' The squirrel was question until the memories from yesterday resurfaced through her mind, 'I got drunk somewhere... And I guess Miles took me back to my house' She then continued to look at sleeping blue fish, 'Aww, he looks so cute when he's asleep'

She then got off the bed and went to the mirror, "Heh, still look good in my swimming outfit," She stated proudly with a smile before turning around and saw a red handprint on her left buttcheek, "That little guppy..." She couldn't believe Miles slapped her ass during their unexpected sleep together, "Gotta admit though, the fish's got an arm. Not only that, he probably only do it because I was drunk... heh."

She then went back to the bed where Miles was still sleeping, "I should wake the kid up before he wakes up and thinks that he did something to offend me," She said to herself, about to gentle touch him until she saw the blanket rising a little, "Huh? What's this?" Se then gently removed the blanket and was shocked to say the least once she laid eyes on it, "Holy... Neptune..."

Miles' rod was still hard, even after last night.

"Yeesh... I've seen this happen before at the bus, but did it got bigger?" She then got closer to him and saw the white spot as well, "Was he having a wet dream... Or was he dreaming about something... Or... Was it because of me when I was drunk?" Whatever happen, she still couldn't believe it. She then put her hands on his pants, with the intent to remove them before stopping herself.

"What the heck am I doing?! I ain't like that! Control yourself, Sandy girl!" She told herself, not wanting to do anything stupid, but she couldn't help herself, "M-Maybe, I can sit on it... He still has his pants on, so it should be fine..." She then gently sat down on his twitching pole, with her buttcheeks between it like a Hot Dog.

"T-This feels kinda nice."

She then slowly starts moving her hips up and down, grinding his lap, "Mmmm, this is so good~... More~" She then increased her ass grinding speed and saw his rod twitching again, as well as seeing the former small white spot getting bigger than it was before, "Damn, he must've really needed that, heh."

That was when Miles was slowly getting up... "Yawn...Ohhhh..."

"Oh Nuts!"

Luckily, due to her fast reflexes (and Miles' eyes closed when he was slowly waking up), she quickly went back to her spot, placed the blanket onto them and pretended to be asleep. The blue fish then finally got up.

"Dang... I-I needed that," He then turned around and saw Sandy was still asleep (even though she truly wasn't), "Thank Neptune, she's still sleeping, now i can get out of here without her waking up."

He then slowly got out of the bedroom and walked past the mirror. He then slowly went back to it and looked at himself and his pants. "Holy... What the heck?!" He couldn't believe that he just messed up his good swimming shorts because of his... "personal weapon", "I seriously need to control myself" He then left the bedroom, getting out without waking up Sandy.

Speaking of which, the squirrel "woke up" from her "sleep" and giggled to herself, 'Don't worry, Miles, I ain't mad at ya... And thanks for helping me out yesterday' She told herself, already planning on thanking him for the party yesterday once she forms an believeable plan and excuse so he doesn't get suspicious. She then thought of something while laughing a bit, "Pearl isn't going to believe this."