Season 1 Chapter 1: The two Huntsman teams
somewhere on earth in Alaska
Two soldiers of The Green Team
Joey and Leo were outside in Spartan armor
It was a quiet and awkward moment for the two men that were actually doing who knows what the hell they were doing Until the Leo decided to break the awkward silent
Hey Joey.. Leo said to Joey
Does it ever bother you? Does whatever bother me Joey said to Leo Our situation. Leo said to Joey
What is called a scam place on earth trying to select fuel to have oil in Alaska Plastic otter and probably to otter crazy ass shit.. Joey said answering Leo's question
Well Leo said in completely unable to know what to say to Joey's question
Or maybe about security personnel or maybe part of the company side Canyon A ration of bomb waiting to go off. Joey replied
You're asking if that bothers me Please elaborate. Joey just sighed anoints by this unable to know what to say
Again this happens for the big heads running these unnamed companies not us grunts. Joey said anoints
You really have a weird way Batting things. Leo said
You have been down in this piss hole months just now noticing that... Joey replied to Leo
No, I just find it grotesquely fascinated.. Leo said
What I'm trying to say is soon enough and none of this going to man a long run So I worry about law.. Joey said
You don't have to tell me about the long run Joey. Leo replied
However until allowed crash got the two green soldiers that were actually meant to protect
Just keeping an eye out heard a loud crash the hell was that!? Joey said
I don't know but I think we should figure figure out on what exactly just caused that Loud crash..? Leo said
Do you think it could be some kind of terrorist? Joey said of course not I mean who kind of terrorist would actually just come in and try to actually want oil replied to Joey's idiotic question
Well whatever it is we can finally get some goddamn action for once in our lives! Joey said racing off
To investigate what exactly was going on.. Leo just sighed in annoyance
Oh my god why does it always got to be me.. Leo decided to run after Joey and when the moment they got there they were in disbelief on what they were seeing
A ship of unknown origins just crash landed here in the mining area where they were meant to keep an eye out
However the ship didn't seem to be anything that they have recognized Nor the details on the schematics on how it was built However what laid on the ground were just a couple of teenage kids in different colors Someone and were girls while there were two that were actually boys
What the actual fuck is this? Shit?! Leo said in complete shock and disbelief on what he was seeing
I have no idea a couple of kids just come here and well And this is absolutely fucking strange even for me.. Joey replied
Do you think that they're dead? Leo said
Joey got close to one of them and felt a pulse coming from one of the teenagers that had a red cape The red cape female is actually Ruby Rose, leader of team RWBY
Yes, she's still breeding so I would say that we should take her in To get some medical supply, medical treatment
Are you sure it's a good idea? Leo said to Joey
Of course it is, I mean I'm sure that this might not actually bite us in the ass.. Joey said to Leo
Fine, let's already contract him into our base.. Leo said
Leo grabbed Ruby and Yang into base It took some time, they were able to get many of the members of the two huntsmen And hunters is out of freezing cold into the warmness of the base of green team. Joey and Leo looked at them, seen that they were still unconscious
How long do you think it'll take for them to wake up? Joey said
I don't know for some time now, but we don't know.. Leo said
Luckily, well let's just say Someone as in their commander of the mining operation called Leo and Joey for something important Leaving the unconscious huntsmen and hunters to have some time to sleep They walked up to another member with green Spartan armor.
And one that was next to them now had to be a new recruit
Okay Chris, a lot of, I don't know, debt to do, so make it quick, snappy
Joey said to the commanding officer Chris
Joey Leo, in Leonardo, in the name of the guy, I mean our new recruit member, low to Mac
Chris said introducing to new member known as Mac
Mac did not say anything
Hey, Mac. Leo said
only for Mac to say burn in hell
Oh god damn it.. Joey said in disappointment
Oh, just what's needed, another bonehead.. Leo said jokingly
Don't call me bonehead, bonehead. Mac replied
Now, now boys, play nice Mac's here to replace Jimmy. Chris said to Leo and Joey
Oh right, Jimmy.. Joey said
poor Jimmy.. Leo said
Who's Jimmy? Mac said confuse
He was our last communications officer station here, a nice guy, and good looking to, until the accident.. Chris said
what happened? Mac said
the poor bastard chewed up by a shark.. Joey replied to Mac's question
a shark.. Mac said in confusion
We were working on one of the drilling spots close to the water and this massive shark grabbed him.. Leo said finishing the story
Chris, I don't know what you're talking about
Oh hey, would you look at the time?
Joey said trying to actually get out of this situation
Joey! Chris said
fuck! Joey said in disappointment
Why won't you do that for me.. Chris said
You're lucky pay higher then mine! Joey said in disappointment
While walking off to get some of the heavy duty equipment I got some errands to run, So I'll let you two get to know each other.. Chris said while walking off
Is it true that you're immortal? Mac said to Joey to Leo
Which Leo sighed in annoyance and replied A fortune yes
How and why..? Mac said to Leo
Honestly, no I clue I'll wake up.. Leo replied to Mac
Wow, won't lie, that's kind of awesome.. Mac said to Joey
It is not awesome as you think.. Leo said to Mac
Meanwhile, at the orange base dig site
There was a person orange armor named film film until two other armored individuals walked up to him One that was so much yellow and had orange stripes And the other one was orange carrying a sniper rifle Film noticed the two individuals
Guys, your backs, how does the mission go? Film said in with joy
Boring is ever dickhead For the love of God had zip it
I thought snipers should shoot people
If you want, bit noted
Oh fellas, nice to chatter Team Stowed the per BS and give me a goddamn coffee Shirting muppet, sugar or cyanite. Film said
I'll take away what? Muppet said Before realizing what Film said
One coffee with sugar coming right up Film said running off to get the coffee
Film you know could be out On a scale of 1 to 10,000 Muppet said until the leader of orange team known as mailer showed up
Muppet, Kory tell me what those devilish greens are up to this time Maylor said to his two faithful companions of orange team
And I think one of them twisted at one point until we heard a loud crash.. Kory said to Maylor
Maylor gasped and replied Those bastardly.
You mean bastardly bastards. Muppet replied trying to correct Maylor
Yeah, that Speaking of what exactly was the loud crash.. Maylor said with entrustment
Oh, that, well we have no idea what exactly just happened And then, well you see we didn't care as much to investigate it See now we saw the greens ran off to investigate it but we didn't care and well Before Kory could say anything
Well let's just say they brought in some kids with strange looking clothing.. Muppet replied
Kids with strange clothing how very dastardly of those dirty greens To kidnap a bunch of innocent kids
Maylor said in disgust
So What kind of ask9 planned we had to follow this time? Muppet said to mailer
I don't know yet.. Maylor replied
You got to be kidding me.. Muppet said
I'm still working in details All of them Now where's film with my coffee? Flim? Maylor said while walking off trying to find film
Mmm How much do you want to bled his coffee? Muppet said trying to make a bet with Kory please
Don't get my hopes up Kory replied to Muppet
back at Green base,
Joey was completely exhausted
Who ordered a Helllord CPU cooling fan? God damn it.. Joey said panting, Until Mack came along
Hey asshole.. Mack said mockingly to Joey
Oh hey.. Joey said still panting from the heavy amount of these heavy containers
Why are you out of breath? Did you just win the asshole marathon? Mack said mocking Joey even more
I just hauled it Hardware I crossed this cargo bay Got any more smart ass comments Wise ass Joey angrily replied to Mack
Yeah you're really out of shape.. Mac said mockingly
Fuck you! Joey said
Also So I noticed that there were a bunch of kids What seems to be bringing your kid to workday or something? Mac said to Joey
Look I don't know who the hell those kids are Which me and Leo just found them In some kind of weird ass crash ship That just crash landed In the other side of the canyon We don't know anything about them They're just unconscious And thankfully they're alive So I'm not actually some goddamn medic asshole! Joey replied to Mack angrily
Do you need something? Joey replied to Mack
Yeah about Leo's whole immortality.. Mack said thinking about Leo's immortality
It's true.. Joey said
then prove it.. Mac said
Okay follow me.. Joey said while Mack followed him into the base Where Leo was until he noticed him
Hey guys. Leo said until Joey got out a magma And shot Leo
Ow the fuck man!? Leo said in complete pain
See.. Joey said to Mack
Just doesn't mean I'm immoral Doesn't mean I can hurt I'm still human I still have feelings.. Leo said emotionally
If you were mortal Point and hit you speed It would definitely twinge a bit For damn weeks.. Leo said continue to whine
You're a bigger whiner than Joey.. Mac said mockingly
Hey I do not whine I've voiced my complaints In a largely vocal fashion.. Joey replied to Mac
Did that little demonstration have a purpose? Or do you just want to cause me pain? Leo said
Well Mack needed proof of your whole immortality
Leo said there doesn't wait
Shit..
How may it hurt?
All of them.. Leo replied to Joey's question
Case and point.. Joey replied
All the girls started waking up fronted Pain, long slumber Including the two boys as well They all slowly gotten up Footing.
"Ugh, Ruby what did you do?" The black and white one groaned in pain.
"I-I-I'm so sorry, I didn't think it was gonna do something like that!" Ruby panicked.
"Augh, I told you it was a bad idea in the first place!
We could've gotten seriously hurt or worse!
We're lucky we can stand up after all of that reckless action of yours." The white and blue one said.
"Hey Ice Queen! Leave my sister alone will ya! It was just a mistake; we didn't know what we were getting ourselves into Weiss." The yellow one said defending Ruby.
"Just a mistake? Yang, for all we know, that object could've teleported us to the middle of nowhere with no essential supplies or necessities to survive, putting us all in danger!" Weiss said in annoyance.
"Look I said I'm sorry, ok?" Ruby apologized.
"I was just curious, I wanted to know what would happen, but I didn't think it would turn out like this!"
"Augh, Blake can you get a good view of… wherever we are?
Because as of right now, I am not going to put up with Ruby's mess." Weiss said in irritation over Ruby's mistake.
That's one moment the girls And the boys saw the three Armored individual and green armor Walking out to them, however the armors were rather different In different shapes, including the helmet as well However the weapons were rather a bit different
Well, well, look who decided to finally wake up.. Leo said to the huntsmen and hunters' team
Yeah, yeah, see now we have to drag you in from the freezing cold.. Joey said
Judging from those armors You guys aren't actually from Atlas.. Weiss said
The three members of the green team Looked at Weiss Confused
What the hell is Atlas..? Leo said confused
Unless you're talking about the mythical underwater place known as Atlantis.. Joey said
You guys don't seem to be professional for a pair of soldiers.. Blake said
Well, of course not Lady, we're just a group of security guards just trying to Line the last drops of oil for mankind
The two groups of huntsmen and hunters looked at each other Unfamiliar with the term oil
What in the world is oil? Yang said
Well, oil is a type of, well, energy source that can actually power up anything Like cars and other stuff.. Leo said
But why not use dust? Weisss said
What the fuck kind of idiot uses dust particles as an energy source? Because are you guys high on drugs or something? Leo said even more confused
No, I mean like dust as an energy source like crystals
Why said I still have no idea what the hell you are even talking about. Joey said
Okay then, can we at least know where we are? What is this place? Jaune said the leader of JNPR
You're just in the middle of the canyon In a place called Alaska So technically you're in like a mining area, So yeah, in a winter area.. Leo replied
What?! Blake said
Not understanding Really..? Leo said to Joey
Look, I don't understand why we're here
Alright, we have to deal with the same bullshit every single day of our lives And not also So that to also mine for the last supply of oil. So that we can actually get some money. Joey said annoyingly
Was the swearing really necessary.. Ruby said
This is getting us nowhere! Look, just tell us Where we are so we can get to veil and be on our way. Weiss said with impatience
Vale..? Leo said in confusion not familiar with the name.
Never heard of it.. Joey said
What? How could you not know about where vale is? Blake said in confusion
Well, first time the two of us ever heard of a place that is called that. Joey said
What about the Beacon Academy? You know The famous school for training Hunters and Huntresses.. Weiss asked hoping to get a proper answer
Hunters, which Huntresses Are you girls into those nerdy row plays? Crap where you imagine yourselves in a fantasy world? Leo clearly said
No, No, we are not row playing, we just want to know where we can-
Be for Weiss to say anything else, Mac decided to actually end with the whole bullshit thing
Listen here, you cupcakes, I have no idea who the hell you are And I don't even know why you are here in the canyon But to be honest, I have no idea what kind of drug you are on, But you are actually in an oil mining area. So, so look, we actually have some trouble to take care of The time being.. Mac said while storming off
What in the world seemed to be his problem, Nora said
Just ignore Mac, he is just our new guy after, well, let's just say
Jimmy got eaten up by a shark. Joey said
That's horrible. Ruby said
Yeah, it was a pretty good hand-somed bastard. Leo said
But anyway, just make yourselves at home, We are just going to be guarding for a time being.
Joey and Leo decide to walk off
Leaving the two huntsmen and hunters in complete In a query on what exactly in the world is going on
To be continued