How long has it been since I've uploaded one of my crappy fics? I bet it wasn't long enough

lol

Well, this was the very first thing I wrote for a specific fandom, TLH fandom, so I decided to use my magical third-world-powers and translate it

Enjoy


Lynn was sitting in the school lunchroom, surrounded by the girls of the volleyball team, normally she would hang out with her friends Paula and Margo but after their last fight, both girls had decided to leave her alone for a while. So with no better options, she was forced to pay attention to the conversation her teammates were having; the stories she had heard in the short period she had shared with the team were, for the most part, about their great popularity with the boys. It was obvious to her that they were all lying, didn't they know any other way to get a guy into a making-out session without having to trick or threaten him? Some of the made-up stories made her laugh and others filled her with revulsion. Especially because of the aggressiveness with which they moved from one scene to another.

"Come on Lynn, join the conversation!" Jimena, one of the team centers interrupted her thoughts. "Don't tell me you've never had an 'encounter' with a boy."

That venomous statement caught Lynn's attention.

"Now that you mention it Jime... my first experience was similar to the one you just told us about... a fun fight, no anger or hate, just fun."

She adopted a posture similar to the one Lincoln used when he was trying to convince his parents, or Lola, to lend him money and spoke to her teammates.

"You see... I was crazy about this handsome guy... Lucas" she said giving a quick look to all the girls, "but even though he's more than a year younger I never dared to open my mouth when he was around. You can tell at first glance that I'm an ugly duckling: a grumpy, grouchy girl with an unfeminine body... and so on" Well, she had managed to attract everyone's attention. "But as soon as I was alone, I imagined myself jumping on him and tearing off his clothes with my teeth before marking him as mine with kisses. Those fantasies always left me in the 'mood for more' if you know what I mean."

"But you just told us that it wasn't easy for you to even say good morning to him," said Sarah, too deep in the story, "How could you possibly claim him as your boyfriend if you can't even talk to him?"

A satisfied smile tugged at Lynn's lips, she sighed before continuing her story.

"One day, after seeing how a bossy blonde... a few years older than both of us was flirting with him, I decided to risk everything and tell him how I felt about him" The smile disappeared so gradually that it was almost imperceptible, "but when I was right in front of him, I was speechless. He noticed my mute presence and how I was dying of embarrassment 'So you also had problems with chemistry?' he said."

"Chemistry?"

"Yes, he was studying in his bedro... I mean, he was studying at the public library, he had an exam to take or something," Lynn would have to be more careful, she almost gave herself away. "So I summoned up all my courage and replied, 'Of course not. But I don't miss taking remedial classes on the weekends at all.' He... laughed at my joke and I felt myself turning into a happy puddle... 'Looks like I'm heading in the same direction, I don't even have good notes' he said."

"Wait... if he's studying in a grade lower than us, then this guy really is at least a year younger," Jimena's cheeks flared. "Lynn Loud, how wicked!"

"Girl, that was your chance," Sarah had immersed herself in the story, "tell me you took that chance."

"Yes, and that Chemistry test was the perfect excuse to lure that white bunny into my lair. When Lucas came to my... my house, I received him dressed only in blue boxers, the smallest I had, and my typical red T-shirt. He opened his eyes wide when he saw me but didn't say anything, as always he behaved like a gentleman. After studying my old notes, we chatted for a while until he said goodbye, I was dying inside when I saw him leaving, my golden opportunity was leaving and I didn't know how to act."

Sarah almost jumped out of her seat to yell at that, the story couldn't end like this.

"But he stopped when he saw my karate uniform" Lynn never liked to talk about her other sports activities when she was with a specific team, to avoid arousing resentment and jealousy "Only then I knew how to strike a new conversation."

"Karate? Why do you do karate?"

"Valeria, I have more other sisters. We always want to watch different TV shows, we're always fighting to get more food at dinner or to get to the bathroom first, you know, things like that," everyone in Royal Woods was already aware of the peculiarities of the Loud family, "and yet my black belt isn't even enough to defend my place in line at the bathroom."

The comment drew a laugh from the other five teenagers.

"So I challenged him, I bragged about my achievements against some of my other sisters..."

"And then what happened? AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!" Sarah's reaction also caused everyone to laugh.

"He completely fell into my trap," Lynn was silent for a moment as she searched for the words to continue with the spicy part of the story, "Lucas said 'Nonsense, the contests against your sisters are just games. If someone really attacks you, you'd better run' the combination between concern and assurance with which he told me that went all the way to my heart. I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and brought my face almost touching his; 'And who's going to make me run, you?' the challenge hurt him enough for him to overcome his own complexes, and then… he kissed me."

"Finally," a nearly breathless Sarah was heard to say.

"I slapped him in the face and shouted 'YOU SICK-O!'" Her face took on a slight reddish hue, "and then I gave him a tremendous kiss on the mouth, a monumental one. He kissed me again. I slapped him again. 'If you ever do anything like that to me again, I'll stop talking to you.' he made a very serious face, for a moment I thought I had ruined everything."

"And you ruined it?" they all asked in unison.

"No, and that's still not the best part, he reacted by saying that I was unfair since I was the one who started the kissing," a high-pitched, feminine giggle escaped Lynn. "and I had to pretend I wasn't thrilled that my first kiss was with him. 'I kissed you because I feel like it. I'm always in charge' and to emphasize my authority I kissed him again. He tried to kiss me. We thrashed a bit. Then taking advantage of my awesome karate skills, I put him in a headlock and threw him onto my bed. He landed back first on the mattress and then I dropped like a bomb on him. He hugged me tightly and we rolled around on the sheets kissing each other. The buttons of his polo shirt... his blue polo shirt, yes! His blue polo shirt, flew off before the fabric ripped leaving his toned torso exposed. Then the sweet and attentive boy I always knew disappeared and in the place of the cute little bunny appeared the hungry beast I was looking for. He tore my favorite T-shirt to shreds. My shorts flew up to the ceiling. When he tried to tear off my 'most private' clothes I had to intervene seriously... I almost hurt his hand but that didn't matter at that moment."

Lynn suddenly fell silent, as if she didn't want to continue telling. But her teammates insisted that she continue.

"By way of apology, I let him grope me after I ripped off his pants. We embraced and I finally felt the warmth of his body surrounding mine. Our lips and hands exploring unexplored territory."

Lynn, seeing her friends so absorbed in her story, decided to exaggerate some of the details, just a little of course.

"He craved me completely 'Lynn Oh Lynn! You are unique, you are incredible, amazon. I need you, I want to marry you' and other such things he was saying to me completely captivated. Finally, I managed to get him on his back on my mattress and without wasting any time I grabbed him from 'there'. With my legs, I immobilized his waist and my hands left his crotch to hold his arms. After thrashing some more, I managed to get completely on top of him and I started to pump my hips to 'wake him up'. It was when I felt that big, hard, warm thing rubbing between my legs inch by inch that... that I just reached nirvana... now that was an orgasm," she swallowed a little saliva to continue. "Lucas, who hadn't finished yet, took advantage of my moment of weakness and pulled me off him."

Lynn imagined they were all just as excited to hear the story as she was to tell them.

"We squirmed again and finally he got on top of me."

"That must have upset you a lot," commented Valeria almost with pity.

"Of course not... I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE BEATEN BY THE MAN OF MY DREAMS...! But it was much, much more fun to resist, to watch him sweat and strive for his purposes" Some screams and a few 'aww's' interrupted her. "I fought with everything I had, I used all the tricks I had learned. My mouth invaded his neck, while my nails marked his back. His fingers invaded my grotto, his teeth dug into my lips. He pulled my hair while he... insulted me," a pause and a confused look followed those words, "I don't think I've ever heard him swear before."

"Oh my goodness... I want to meet him already!" Sarah was beyond just a blushing face.

"And I think that's what turned me on even more. Slipping between his legs I took his member and pushed it down my throat, at the time it seemed like a good idea, although I think that's when I really hurt his hand. Then..."

"What happened?" This time the question came from Jimena, the center had given up her stoic expression. "Did it all end there?"

"No... Lucas attacked me... there is no other word to explain what he did. And surprisingly he managed to corner me against the mattress. He settled between my legs" "Oh my god" said the girls. With outstretched arms he bent mine... he beat me in the strength match long before it even started. Beads of sweat began to hit my face as his lips claimed mine. He just rubbed himself against me... I mean, it's not like I disliked him going a little further, but we didn't have condoms and I don't like him enough to have a child with him at sixteen."

"My goodness, how intense!"

"Shut up Sarah, don't interrupt her!"

"You know girls... I think that's as far as I'm going to tell you, the break is about to end and I think that this is...

"NO WAY LYNN LOUD JR!" Jimena would not be left in suspense "NOW YOU FINISH TELLING US OR YOU'LL END UP THE REST OF THE SEASON IN THE BANK!"

"... All right... sure…" «I want to see how many games you win without me playing,» she thought briefly "It was then that the miracle happened. I guess it was the effort or maybe the tension to which I subjected my body... but the truth is that this "match" of ours acted as a pleasure amplifier, the... the orgasm... was monumental. The sensation was so strong that I fainted... I think I fainted."

Lynn lost herself in a goofy smile, a smile that screamed "true love."

"When I came to my senses... I was already wrapped in my blankets... and he was hugging me from behind, damn! At that moment I felt so comfortable with him cuddling me that I didn't even mind his stupid white hair tickling my neck."

"Girl... this Lucas of yours sounds like the whole package, take very good care of it, because if you introduce him to me... or if you introduce him to anyone else I'm sure they will steal him from you as soon as you get careless" everyone supported Diana's statement, that always happened every time the quiet mulatto girl decided to speak.

"Needless to say, I even have to be careful when he's alone with our... I mean, with my sisters."

"And speaking of the devil, how did you manage to have this encounter in your house? Was it a mute cuddle fight or how did you do it without any of your sisters knowing about it?"

"There was no one home, there's hardly ever anyone home on the weekends," The long-awaited bell announcing the end of the break finally rang, Lynn stood up but didn't stop talking. "The real problem came later, I had to hide the tattered clothes from my sister Lori and I also had to give Lucas a little souvenir. The bastard didn't help me when the questions started coming until I gave him my panties 'Lynn where's your red shirt, it's laundry day' 'Why is the wall next to your bed dented, sigh' What was I supposed to say 'Sorry, Lucy, the room was trashed by my new boyfriend while he rubbed himself up against me" can you imagine? I tell them something like that and they'll end up kicking me out of the house. My oldest sister who treats me like I'm still a dumb little girl has no idea what it's like to be with a real man. I bet I tell her one day about my thing with Lucas and she'll go crazy."

"Absolutely" they all agreed.

They continued walking as a group, walking together through the school cafeteria until they arrived at the main hallway. Before they could separate to go to their respective classes, the girls were stopped by a shout.

"Lynn! I was looking for you" It was just Lincoln Loud, Lynn's younger brother. "I… uh… I wanted to apologize for what I did after you helped me pass my chemistry test. and also to thank you for how you... "reacted" after that... I really learned a lot that day."

"There's no problem, that's what siblings are for"

"Yes... hey, do you want me to walk you to your classroom? I think we take classes in the same section."

"Only if you can keep up with me, Stinkoln!" Lynn shouted before running away, her brother laughed and followed her after saying goodbye to his sister's friends.

None of the jocks took much notice of the splint the Loud boy wore on his left hand or the bruises that showed on his neck and arms. Lincoln was far from an Adonis but he was such a nice guy that none of them would mind 'teaching him some chemistry'.


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