Fight Club: Detour – 3/16/2024

Commentators
Glynda Goodwitch (RWBY)
Abnes (Hyperdimension Neptunia)
Sajuna Inui (My Dress Up Darling)

Chapter 5

Thanks to IceBat for the help.

Seryu Ubiquitous is ready for her match. She's already in the ring.

(Abnes): Meanwhile, Seryu Ubiquitous is in the ring, after going through the Tag Team Tournament.

Seryu gets a microphone. "AHEM! I am out here for two things! Number 1! I am out here to get myself a victory here tonight! I don't care who my opponent is! And number 2… is to tell you pieces of filth and losers that YOU cost me the Tag Tournament!" Seryu yells and loud boos occur.

(Abnes): Urgh…

(Glynda): What is Seryu on about?

(Sajuna): Sounds like Seryu's still furious about earlier.

"And one more thing! I will–" The lights shut off and Seryu's microphone turned off!

The fans cheer loudly! Her opponent is Aunt Howdy!

(Sajuna): Oh, no… Here comes the Aunt.

(Glynda): Aunt Howdy.

The fireflies are out for her. Aunt Howdy walks down the ramp as her eerie music plays. Aunt Howdy takes off her hat and places it onto the ring apron and begins to walk up the steel steps. She gets into the ring and her eyes are on Seryu.

(Abnes): Seryu wants someone, it doesn't matter who… but I think she opened her mouth too much.

Howdy takes off her coat and the lights are normal now.

DING!
The bell rings and here we go. Seryu immediately rushed at Howdy once the bell rang! Howdy is in the corner getting punched and kicked on. The ref gets to a fight of 4. Seryu backs away with her arms up in the air. Seryu immediately goes back on the attack! Heavy boos occur too!

"Oh shut up!" Seryu shouts at the crowd.

Aunt Howdy begins to fight back! She punches Seryu over and over. Howdy goes for a suplex, but Seryu counters and suplexes her instead. "You're just a weirdo!" Seryu starts to insult Howdy. She then gets on top of her and begins punching her. Seryu then gets off of Howdy and poses to the crowd with her arms out.

(Sajuna): Seryu's still furious, and rightfully so. Her friends, Homura Akemi & Gretchen were humiliated, tonight, not just by Erza Scarlet and Aunt Howdy, but by Steven Cooke and The Viper May.

(Glynda): Gretchen took an RKO and a Stunner. Homura and Gretchen meet Erza & Howdy at Celestia Arena 35, and Homura will defend her United States Title at WrestleMania XL, the week after.

"Justice will prevail!" She shouts. Howdy is back to her feet. Seryu kicks her midsection. Seryu then gets Howdy into the corner again and hits a running dropkick on her. Howdy falls out the ring.

(Glynda): And BACK IN CONTROL!

(Sajuna): Howdy out of the ring. Seryu has the match in her favor now.

Seryu goes after her. Seryu grabs Howdy and rams her into the steel post outside the ring. Then she slams her face onto the announcer desk.

(Abnes): LOOK OUT!
Right near us.

Seryu then rams Howdy into the barricade.

"You suck!" A fan shouts at her.

"YOU DON'T KNOW JUSTICE!" Seryu shouts at them. She gets into the ring and gladly will take a count out victory. It's the count of 7 now! Howdy gets back up to the shock of Seryu!

(Sajuna): She is not human!

(Abnes): Howdy is back up…

(Sajuna): You better run, Seryu!

Howdy gets back into the ring. Howdy and Seryu charge one another. Howdy clotheslines Seryu! Another clothesline! Howdy then hits a running senton on Seryu and covers her. "1! 2!" Seryu kicks out at two. Seryu then rolls out of the ring and decides to leave!

"GO FIGHT HER!" A person yells out at Seryu as she walks up the ramp.

"Screw this! I'm out of here!" Seryu says and flips off the entire audience! Loud boos occur from this. Howdy goes after Seryu and grabs her! Howdy then rams her shoulder into the steel steps. Howdy grabs Seryu and gets her back into the ring. Howdy gets Seryu in the center of the ring for Sister Abigail!

…

The lights shut off!

(Glynda): Hold on!

(Sajuna): Is this another of Howdy's tricks?

They come back on! Gretchen and Homura are on opposite sides of the ring!

(Glynda): Homura and Gretchen!

(Sajuna): They came back, and it looks like they're not happy about earlier.

They stare down Aunt Howdy. Howdy lets go of Seryu. Gretchen and Homura rush at Howdy and start to attack her. Loud boos occur from this.

DING DING DING DING DING!
This match ends in disqualification! Howdy gets beaten into the corner as Seryu watches.

(Abnes): And not Seryu's problem, but the match favors her.

(Sajuna): She still lost, Abnes! But she'll take the beatdown to Howdy as compensation. This is what you get for humiliating our United States Champion! I can tell, because I'm on Friday Nights!

Seryu rolls out the ring and heads up the ramp. Makie Kakuzu appears behind her with a kendo stick in hand! Seryu sees her and starts to back away.

(Glynda): Wait a minute… That's Makie Kakuzu!

"You stay away from me!" Seryu tells Makie. The black haired girl swings her kendo stick at Seryu. Seryu gets hit in the stomach!

(Abnes): OH!

(Sajuna): Where the hell did she come from?

Makie then charges and tackles Seryu off the entrance ramp and punches her over and over. Seryu gets Makie off of her and begins to run away through the crowd. Makie chases after her.

Gretchen and Homura double suplex Howdy. Gretchen then gets two chairs. The two girls raise their chairs up high to strike Howdy.

The lights go out again!

…

(Sajuna): Not again…

(Glynda): I don't think it's a trick, this time.

They come back on and Erza is in the ring. She quickly hits Sister Abigail to Gretchen!

(Glynda): SISTER ABIGAIL!

(Abnes): Homura's in trouble!

Erza then gives the mandible claw to Homura!

(Glynda): And the Mandible Claw is in!

(Sajuna): Homura's day just got worse.

Homura flails around! Erza gives Homura to Aunt Howdy! Another Sister Abigail!

(Glynda): And Howdy with a Sister Abigail!

"THANK YOU SCARLET! THANK YOU SCARLET! THANK YOU SCARLET!" The crowd chant and clap.

(Glynda): The Witch and Devil are taken out, and Erza Scarlet comes to the assist.

(Abnes): What lies ahead, two weeks from tonight…

Gretchen and Homura are down and out… Erza and Howdy look at one another. Erza smiles and poses with Howdy.

The screen glitches and the lights are out again.

We cut to a JWW ad for Monday. Cinder and Neo go face to face.

(Sajuna): Monday night, face to face, Neo & Cinder will meet, ahead of their CA35 Title Match.

(Glynda): That's this Monday on JWW Tokyo.

The Glorious Power appears on the titantron.

(Glynda): We've heard news about this Glorious Power for weeks.

"Hello, Fight Club. I know you've been anxious about my identity…. Well, it's time. I, The Glorious Power, am here. JWW? You have been warned." The screen goes static as the lights go out and a white light shines on the entrance way. The mystery woman is wearing white and gold and a white full face mask. They SLOWLY remove it…. They also slowly remove their hood.

The fans go nuts! The Glorious Power is none other than!?

MAMI TOMOE!

Her hair is down and no Soul Gem in sight. Mami Tomoe is wearing a necklace however….she pulls it out of her white top and it is Chibiusa's Silver Crystal! The entire audience is shocked! Mami laughs maniacally, as the Crystal is glowing a gold color.

The titantron shows the three Shadow Women! Their identities are still unknown. Mami's deep distorted voice plays: Are you all listening?

The titantron goes to static and the light on Mami goes off…

What is Mami Tomoe planning for JWW!?

Seryu was limping down the hall, and Akari Yukimura helped her up.

"It's alright, man… You can take this…" Akari said.

She and Seryu head back to the locker room, as Reine appears to them, "Ladies… I saw what happened tonight. A little evil plan of justice… that backfired."

Seryu roared, "SHUT UP! Do something about this frail little brat! She ruined my night–!"

"Eh-eh!" Reine said, "Technically, via disqualification, you lost. So, not your night tonight. But I will grant you your wish about Makie Kakuzu."

Akari and Seryu nodded in agreement, as Reine announced, "You will have Makie Kakuzu at Celestia Arena 35, in a NO DQ Match. And that match is official."

Seryu was shocked, as Reine left. Seryu groaned, "No…"

Akari Yukimura helped her and said, "It's alright… You'll beat her. You got this." And then they left for the trainer's room.