Fight Club: Detour – 3/16/2024
Commentators
Glynda Goodwitch (RWBY)
Abnes (Hyperdimension Neptunia)
Sajuna Inui (My Dress Up Darling)
Chapter 6 – The Main Event
Thanks to IceBat for the help.
(Glynda): It is time for our main event of Fight Club! The winner gets to face the Universal Champion, Asuna Yuuki, At Celestia Arena 35!
Weiss comes out first. She gets booed loudly.
(Announcer): Nashville, Tennessee, your main event tonight is set for one fall, where the winner will face Asuna Yuuki at Celestia Arena 35! Introducing first, representing the Ice Queendom… She is the NXT Champion, Weiss Schnee!
(Abnes): And already mocking her opponent!
(Sajuna): Bad blood between both Schnee and Chelsea, dating back to last year. This match may culminate in the end of their feud… We hope…
(Glynda): And what's more, if Weiss wins, her schedule will be packed.
Weiss poses with her arms out, mocking Chelsea. Weiss climbs the steps and gets into the ring. She poses again to loud boos. Weiss removes her hat and coat.
(Abnes): And mocking Chelsea already.
(Glynda): In two weeks from tonight, Asuna Yuuki will challenge the winner of tonight's main event. And because she's not here, Megu-nee Sakura awaits Weiss Schnee, three weeks from tonight.
(Sajuna): Lest we mention, Weiss Schnee is the NXT Champion, and she meets Tokyo GM Megu-nee for the NXT Title, at NXT Stand & Deliver, LIVE from Philadelphia.
Weiss gets a microphone. "Before that nonsense speaker comes out….I'd like to say a few words."
BOOOO!
"Chelsea said that Mizore is a bad omen for Ice Queendom!? Chelsea? You have NO IDEA what you're talking about! And then you say come Celestia Arena 35 that the Galaxy Tag Titles are in danger!? I will say this! I'm going to prove you wrong! The Galaxy Tag Titles will be held for the entire year! Into 2025! And I? Will defeat you and go on for a championship match at Celestia Arena and HAVE MY MOMENT!" Weiss shouted.
(Sajuna): Weiss is laser focused right now.
"Chelsea? I'm going to prove to you and to everyone here at Fight Club…. why I'm the best girl. …why I will become your NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!" Weiss drops the mic.
(Abnes): Ice Queen wants the title, badly!
The lights go dim as Chelsea makes her way down.
(Announcer): And her opponent! Representing The Righteous… Chelsea!
(Sajuna): Give the assist to JWW Heritage Cup Champion, Marin Kitagawa, for making Chelsea advance to the Finals… and Chelsea, one step closer to the Universal Title!
(Glynda): Chelsea defeated Blake Belladonna, as Sajuna Inui mentions, thanks to Kitagawa.
Chelsea begins snapping her fingers along with her theme as the fans clap along with her. Chelsea walks down the ramp to the ring. Weiss stands by a corner watching Chelsea enter the ring. Chelsea snaps her fingers a few more times before raising them in the air and dropping them. "Show off." Weiss mumbles.
(Abnes): Hey, I can snap along, too. This tune, haunting but catchy!
The music stops and fans cheer. Chelsea removes her robe and smirks at Weiss. Chelsea spreads her arms out and shouts. "Dig what I'm saying!?" The fans cheer for her. They start to chant: "Dig what I'm saying." For a few moments.
(Glynda): Folks, this is our main event, here in Nashville. Weiss Schnee versus Chelsea, winner advances to Celestia Arena 35, and will face Asuna Yuuki for the Universal Title.
DING!
The bell rings.
Chelsea begins to snap her fingers and she has her back turned to Weiss. Weiss is annoyed by this. Weiss grabs Chelsea and turns her around so the two can face each other. Weiss starts to mouth off Chelsea. "I'm going to prove to the entire world that you're a fraud! That you're nothing but a liar! Do you dig that?"
Chelsea just laughs it off! Weiss slaps Chelsea in the face! The fans gasp loudly! Chelsea immediately goes for Sister Abigail, but Weiss counters and gets away! She leaves the ring and is by the barricade. Weiss slowly slides back in and her and Chelsea lock eyes.
(Sajuna): Going for Sister Abigail, right from the start, but the Best Girl knows that move well.
(Glynda): These two go way back, including last year, the feud between The Righteous and The Ice Queendom.
Weiss and Chelsea start to brawl much to the fans delight! Weiss gets the upper hand with a knee strike. She then throws Chelsea over the top rope. Weiss then runs to the opposite side and rebounds from the ropes! She then leaps over and crashes onto Chelsea! Weiss then grabs her rival and slams her into the barricade and then into the steel steps! Weiss then spreads her arms out like Chelsea does and thus, mocks her.
"I'M THE BEST GIRL!" Weiss shouts to the crowd. They boo her. Weiss grabs Chelsea and gets her back into the ring. Weiss covers her.
"1!" Chelsea kicks out at one.
(Glynda): A kickout at 1!
(Abnes): Chelsea is not even human.
Weiss grabs Chelsea and kicks her gut. Chelsea counters by kicking Weiss back and then snaps DDTs her! Chelsea then gets her into a headlock. Chelsea smiles wickedly. She then slams Weiss face first into the mat. Chelsea then scoops up Weiss. Weiss gets free and knees the back of Chelsea's head.
Chelsea back elbows Weiss. Weiss gets another elbow. Weiss then hit a running knee to Chelsea against the ropes. Weiss runs to the opposite side. Chelsea rushes at her for a running cross body! Weiss rolls out of the ring.
Chelsea gets out of the ring as the ref starts the count. Chelsea slams Weiss' head onto the steel steps and then again onto the announcer desk. Then again into the ring post! Chelsea then back-suplex Weiss onto the ring apron! Weiss groans loudly in pain. Chelsea poses to the crowd in front of her. They cheer her.
(Sajuna): OH! The hardest part of the ring!
(Abnes): And that hurts too bad! Weiss Schnee in trouble… given her night cannot possibly get any worse off.
"Get her, Chelsea!" A fan called out. Chelsea gets Weiss back into the ring and covers her. "1! 2!" A kick out at two! Chelsea scoop slams Weiss. Chelsea then runs sentons her. Chelsea then snaps her fingers for a bit and she spreads her arms out. Weiss slowly makes it back to her feet. She kicks at Chelsea and DDT's her. Weiss then targets the legs and stomps on them a few times.
"I'll make you tap out if I have to!" Weiss tells her rival. Weiss then locks in the figure four leg submission move in the center of the ring! Chelsea moans in pain and tries to get out of the move! Chelsea gets the strength to turn over and reverse the pressure! Weiss is in pain now! Chelsea gets free and Weiss crawls to the ropes and pulls herself up. Chelsea clotheslines Weiss. Weiss goes over the top rope.
Chelsea gets out of the ring. She grabs Weiss. Weiss elbows her face and then rams her shoulder first into the steel steps! Weiss gets back into the ring and will happily take a count out victory.
Chelsea makes it back into the ring by the count of 8! Weiss immediately stomps away at her and then punches her back and head! "You're not beating me! You understand!? You're a fraud! You're nothing but lies! The Righteous is all lies!" Weiss shouts at Chelsea and slams her head down into the mat. Weiss then grabs Chelsea and rams her shoulder into the ring post through the middle turnbuckle.
Weiss then gives Chelsea a neckbreaker. Weiss climbs to the top turnbuckle and drops a flying fist drop on Chelsea.
(Sajuna): H-Bomb!
(Glynda): And that stamps out Chelsea!
Weiss pins her. "1! 2!"
Chelsea gets the shoulder up at two.
(Sajuna): No!
(Glynda): ALMOST!
(Abnes): Weiss is angry! And for right reasons!
(Glynda): The JWW Galaxy in Nashville cheering on for Chelsea!
Weiss slams her hands onto the mat in frustration. "Come on!" She yells out. Weiss gets loud boos as she stares at the CA 35 sign above. She looks at Chelsea and grabs her by the hair and forces her to look at the sign. "You see that!? That's MY moment! It's Ice Queendom's moment! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?" Weiss slaps Chelsea in the face a couple of times. "HUH!?" Chelsea gets back up with Weiss still holding her head. "I said… do you understand!?"
Chelsea responds with a uranage to Weiss! Chelsea collapses to her knees and pants. She drags Weiss to the center of the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle. She does a swanton bomb! She connects! Chelsea covers Weiss! "1! 2!" Weiss gets her shoulder up at two!
(Glynda): And this sold out crowd here in Nashville, Tennessee, this is our main event in Fight Club: Detour, the final Premium Live Event before WrestleMania XL.
"THIS IS AWESOME!" The fans chant and clap. Weiss has rolled out the ring again. Chelsea follows after her. Chelsea takes apart the announce table! Weiss knees Chelsea and slams her head onto the table. Weiss punches Chelsea over and over again and then rams her midsection into the corner of the table! Chelsea groans loudly in pain. Weiss gets Chelsea onto the table and punches her again. Weiss goes back inside the ring and climbs the top rope. The fans stand on their feet!
"I'm the best girl!" Weiss shouts and some of the audience say it back! Weiss dives off! She crashes onto Chelsea and the table breaks through! The fans go nuts! The ref begins the count!
(Abnes): OH MY GOD! This is barbaric, and I love it!
(Glynda): Both women are down, and Weiss is getting back up!
(Sajuna): These two want one thing – headline Celestia Arena 35. They'll do what they can, sacrifice their own bodies, just to earn that title opportunity!
Weiss slowly moves and gets Chelsea. She drags her back into the ring. Weiss gets back into the count of 6. Weiss covers Chelsea. "1! 2!" Chelsea gets the shoulder up at two! The fans start to chant Chelsea's name. "Why won't you stay down!" Weiss yells at Chelsea. Weiss climbs the top rope and is going for another dive. Chelsea is lying on her back. "You're not taking my moment away from me!"
Chelsea somehow quickly gets up and goes to Weiss and Suplexes her off the top rope! The girls are both down! "THIS IS AWESOME!" chants break out again! The referee begins to count!
(Abnes) If both competitors stay down to the count of ten? The tournament ends in a draw!
(Sajuna): The fans won't like this, management won't like this, hell, even Weiss and Chelsea won't like this!
Weiss and Chelsea get back up to their feet at the count of 8!
Weiss punches Chelsea! "BOOO!"
Chelsea punches Weiss! "YEAH!"
"BOOO!"
"YEAH!"
"BOOO!"
"YEAH!"
"BOOO!"
"YEAH!"
Chelsea goes for a clothesline but Weiss ducks it and the referee gets hit instead! The referee goes down and holds her head.
(Abnes): Oh no!
Weiss goes for Skull Crushing Finale, but Chelsea avoids it and elbow strikes her. Weiss holds her mouth and when she looks back at Chelsea? Chelsea hits her Orange Sunshine move, a tornado bulldog using the corner for assistance. Weiss is down.
(Glynda): And the Orange Sunshine. Both ladies are down. It's neck and neck.
(Abnes): Galaxy in Music City on their feet!
The audience boo, as Mizore Shirayuki is coming down to the ring! Steel chair in hand!
(Sajuna): And look who's here!
(Glynda): Mizore Shirayuki! And she has a chair!
(Abnes): A bad omen, as many say, for Ice Queendom.
(Sajuna): That's BS, Abnes! Chelsea says that Mizore is a bad omen, but Weiss says otherwise!
(Abnes): Obviously, she's helping her Ice Queen! Weiss is Celestia Arena Bound!
(Glynda): But there's a catch! If Weiss uses the chair, Chelsea advances!
(Sajuna): This is NOT NO DQ! Weiss is risking being disqualified! This isn't a UCPW Tournament! They wanted a clear winner! But the official is down and out, so Weiss is home free!
Mizore gets into the ring apron and climbs into the ring. Chelsea immediately attacks her with punches! Mizore drops the chair. Chelsea then accidentally kicks it out of the ring and she clotheslines Mizore over the top rope. Mizore grabs the chair.
Weiss low blows Chelsea!
(Abnes): OH! DOWN LOW!
(Sajuna): Low Blow by Weiss!
(Glynda): And the official never saw it!
Mizore swings the chair into Chelsea's head! Chelsea falls over and Weiss covers her. But the referee is still down. Mizore walks over to the down ref and shakes her a little! Weiss had a plan and this was it! The referee slowly makes her way to Weiss and Chelsea, crawling.
"1! 2!" Chelsea gets the shoulder up at two and a half. The fans cheer loudly! Chelsea's head has been busted open. Mizore is shocked as well.
Weiss starts to argue with the referee! "What was that slow count for!?" Weiss yells at her. Chelsea rolls up Weiss!
"1! 2! 3–! NO!"
Weiss barely kicks out at two and a half!
(Glynda): ALMOST!
(Sajuna): HOW? HOW?!
(Glynda): Your guess is as good as mine!
The two run at each other. Weiss goes for a flying knee but Chelsea avoids it. Chelsea grabs Weiss for Sister Abigail! Mizore appears on the ring apron again! The referee goes to her and tells her to leave! This allows Weiss to counter and rake the eyes of Chelsea. Her head is really bleeding from that chair shot.
Weiss then delivers her skull crushing finale. Weiss covers Chelsea. Mizore shoves the referee. And she falls onto Weiss and Chelsea.
(Abnes): OH!
(Sajuna): She fell onto both women! Ref, do your job!
(Glynda): Messed up there, after the shot from earlier.
(Sajuna): Weiss had the match wo!
The referee gets back up and yells at Mizore to get out and head to the back right this instant. The fans cheer!
(Abnes): ADIOS, MIZORE!
(Sajuna): Serves her right! We're not going to have this kind of chaos, especially from Mizore Shirayuki!
(Glynda): Weiss Schnee's plan backfired! Chelsea is in trouble, though.
(Abnes): But the damage has been done, guys.
(Sajuna): It all comes down to one final move!
Mizore is being ejected! Mizore drops from the ring apron and takes her steel chair and walks up the ramp. "Mizore! MIZORE!" Weiss calls out to her.
(Glynda): And Weiss finally knew! Mizore was caught, and Weiss needs to focus!
(Sajuna): She's in the den of a psycho. And I'm not liking this one bit.
(Abnes): Oh, ho ho ho ho ho… I would NOT want to be Weiss, now!
Weiss turns around and Chelsea is back to her feet, bloody face and all! She smiles wickedly at Weiss and spreads her arms out!
(Sajuna): How is Chelsea still standing?
(Abnes): She's a freak!
Weiss goes to her and Chelsea grabs her and delivers Sister Abigail! Chelsea covers Weiss!
(Sajuna): SISTER ABIGAIL!
(Glynda): COVER!
"1! 2! 3!"
DING DING DING!
(Glynda): Chelsea – the Number One Contender!
(Abnes): Ice Queendom be damned!
(Announcer): Here is your winner, and the #1 contender for the Universal Championship, Chelsea!
Chelsea gets her arm raised up. The fans cheer her and begin to clap to her theme music. Chelsea snaps her fingers to it a few times before leaving the ring, a bloody mess.
(Glynda): She will now face Asuna Yuuki at CA 35 for the Universal Championship!
(Sajuna): Weiss's moment… is broken. Her plan backfired. Another look, Weiss & Mizore, laid out the perfect plan, but in the end… Chelsea, summon the sister! Weiss Schnee's Celestia Arena Moment shatters.
(Abnes): A tough break for Ice Queen. There's always Philadelphia, Weiss.
(Glynda): And the celebration is on for Chelsea. Two weeks from tonight, it's official – Chelsea vs. Asuna Yuuki for the JWW Universal Title. Weiss Schnee, however, she's not going away, empty-handed. Three weeks from tonight at NXT Stand and Deliver, Weiss battles Megu-nee for the NXT Championship.
(Abnes): A consolation prize, since she now has to defend her title in three weeks. Ice Queendom's fearless leader is missing out on CA 35.
Chelsea is at the entrance ramp and she points to the CA Sign, as Weiss slams her hands into the mat in frustration! Weiss is very upset… Chelsea walks up the ramp to the entrance way, and she laughs at Weiss.
(Glynda): Chelsea will now face Asuna Yuuki for the JWW Universal Championship, as we are on the Road to Celestia Arena, on the Road to WrestleMania!
Thank you all for joining us! This has been Fight Club: Detour!
Goodnight everyone, from Nashville!
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