Hey, guys! BD and GOTA, here, with another installment of "Shouto For The Weekend." In this chapter, friends Tenya and Ochako try to help Izuku with his upcoming date with Shouto by asking for advice. What crazy and out-of-character events will occur? Read and find out! Enjoy!

It was free period before Kayama-sensei's class when Tenya and Ochako were in search of Izuku. The witty and playful bantering caused the Sun God to go into hiding. The friends found it sweet that the school beauty Shouto wanted to ask Izuku out. They felt that the teen had good vibes and deserved a date with Shouto Todoroki. However, due to the norms of jeering and bullying (obviously from Katsuki), he would go into hiding.

Tenya held the door for Ochako when they entered the school basement.

"Are you certain that Izuku is in here," asked Ochako while holding onto the hems of her skirt. "This isn't your plot to play a little hanky panky."

The genius scoffed. "Eyebrows, please! You would wish that." He placed his hands on his hips. "Not getting any attention from your uncle?" He coughed. "I digress, that wasn't called for." He clicked his tongue when smelling the familiar scent of honey buns. He pointed at the stairwell. "Deku is near here. Only time when he leaves bags of discarded honey buns."

Tenya and Ochako walked the rickety, dusty staircase to the basement. Ochako grip Tenya's shoulder as they were searching for Izuku. The closer they got to the bottom, the more they were hearing crumpled snack cake wrappers.

"Izuku! Izuku," said Ochako gently. She used her cell phone as a flashlight to scope the area. "Me and Tenya are here. Are you okay?" She tilted her head through the darkness. The moment the light scanned the small cupboard, she saw the crumpled bags surrounding the area.

Like a rodent in the dark, he was squatted to the ground, nibbling on the honey bun. When the light flashed upon him, he hissed.

"Tenya, cover me," informed Ochako. This wasn't the first time when Izuku did this. Whenever he was nervous or seriously embarrassed, the basement was where he resided. The duo didn't know how much longer, rather how many times they would have to clean up his mess afterschool. Ochako rushed and lunged onto Izuku. Tenya blockaded the corner, inhibiting any access of escape.

"No," growled Izuku. "No! Leave us alone." Ochako used her free hand to separate the honey bun from his possession. "No, leave us alone. What in the hell are you doing with my precious?!"

"Oh, God," cried Tenya. "Deku has gone native. He is speaking Lord of the Rings!" He clicked his tongue disappointingly. "Take it easy, Gollum! It's Tenya and Ochako. Your friends!"

The teen hissed, using his mouth to bite any uncovered areas of Ochako. "Calm down, Izuku," said Ochako as she was on top of him. Izuku didn't listen. He continued to bite like a snapping turtle.

"Give me my precious," cried Izuku in a growling tone.

Ochako used her hands to reach for the back of his ears. Upon making contact, she applied pressure with her fingers. "Easy, boy! Easy, Izuku." She whispered tenderly behind his ears.

"No," he growled. "Leave me alone with my precious!" Ochako placed her lips to his ear. "I am sorry," she said before applying more pressure with her fingers. Upon contact, Izuku began kicking his legs. "She hurts us! She hurts us!"

"Relax, Izuku," she said tenderly and maternally. "Ochako is here. Calm down! We aren't harming you. Just relax. Just set your eyes on the sun." She saw that Izuku's growling was lessened by her savory voice. "I see the moon, the moon sees me," she said melodically. "The moon sees somebody I want to see." She eyed Tenya, cueing him to sing.

Tenya cursed under his breath. "I see the moon, the moon sees me," he said in a flat, deadpan, monotonous voice. "The moon sees somebody I want to see."

The duo continued serenading their little monster for a few minutes. Even through his kicks and screams and growls and bites, he was beginning to calm down.

"I see the moon, the moon sees me. The moon sees somebody I want to see," said Ochako and Tenya.

"God bless the moon and God bless me. And God bless the somebody I want to see." It was Izuku that was proceeding to sing the song. Upon laying his eyes on Ochako and Tenya, his face turned beet red. "Hey, guys! When did you get here?"

Ochako dropped her head to his neck. "Jesus, Izuku! We almost lost you again."

"Yeah," interjected Tenya. "To think we almost had to clean up your mess...I mean, how are you feeling?"

Twenty minutes later….

Tenya gave Izuku a bottle of milk tea as they were sitting in the courtyard. The duo concocted a lie to Kayama-sensei that they were escorting Izuku to the nurse's office. Izuku held onto the drink while slurping.

"Izuku, it's only a date." Tenya positioned himself on the tabletop while looking around for prying eyes. "At this time, this should be common for teens."

Izuku nodded in compliance.

"Yeah! Plus, we aren't even sure that this is a date." Ochako was applying ointment to her bite wounds. Izuku was apologetic and told Ochako that he would pay for the bandages. However, like a good friend, Ochako declined the aid. "Did she mention it was a date?"

"Well...no," replied Izuku. He took another sip of his milk tea. "Shouto really didn't confirm." He was scratching his chin. "She said that she had a spare ticket and didn't want to go to waste. I didn't think anything of it until Katsuki made a big charade." He turned to Tenya. "As well as the others!"

Tenya pulled his collar, looking away from the scene. "Anyway, Izuku. Don't make it as a big deal. Just think of it hanging out with us."

"Yeah," said Ochako. "Without the benefits!"

"What do you mean without the benefits," Izuku worriedly asked.

Ochako and Tenya looked at each other concerningly. "Izuku!" It was Tenya's turn to talk. "Have you been out with a woman before?"

"I have gone out with my mom to the movies," replied Izuku. "I went shopping with Auntie Mitsuki." He snapped his fingers. "I've even gone and hung out with my cousin, Izumi!"

"Families don't count," replied Ochako. "And I hope Izumi was thinking the same. God knows how she can be." She coughed to regain her composure. "Anyway, it seems to me Tenya that our dear friend Izuku hasn't gone out on a date."

"A date," questioned Izuku panickedly. "I thought we were hanging out."

Tenya gripped his friend's shoulder, providing him comfort. "What Uraraka is saying is that we have to cover all ground prior to this da...hanging out."

"Right," interjected Ochako. "Plus, if Shouto said it was a date, she would have verified it."

Tenya put his finger to his lip, creating a pregnant silence. "Then yet again, she could have been playing hard to get."

Izuku nearly dropped his drink. Thankfully, Ochako caught his hand in time. "Playing hard to get?"

Ochako looked to the sky. "I mean, Shouto is the school beauty, the Iwa no Hana. plenty of guys would line up to have any glimpse to just touch her sweater. Like she is Jesus!"

Tenya turned to the nervous Izuku. "Yet again, this is all speculation."

Ochako took hold of her chest. "As a woman with many experiences…."

"Dating 20,000 men on the internet sim games doesn't count, Uraraka," said Tenya.

"Just know my dating ratio still outweighs the amount of knuckle children wasted by your hand," said Ochako. "Speaking of which, how is that hand cream?"

"Least I am playing it safe," interjected Tenya with a hint of frustration in his voice. "For the record, lovely!" He lowered his brow. "How is that sprained wrist from that accident with your back massager?"

This time, Izuku interjected. "Will all of this occur on my date," asked Izuku nervously. "If so, where are my notes? Holy Esdeath!" He began panting. Ochako and Tenya grew concerned when seeing him rocking back and forth. "I'm spiraling! I'm spiraling! I'm…."

POW!

A slap to the back of Izuku's head returned whatever senses were left for the Sun God. "Thanks, Ochako!"

She produced a smile. "Sure! Let me know if you need another." With her trademark smile, she raised her hand once.

He raised his hand defensively. "Spiraling over, Ochako! Thanks!" Finishing his drink, he rested his head on his palms. "What am I going to do? How do I know if this is a date or not?"

Tenya was rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Maybe he needs expert advice."

Ochako put her finger to her lip. "Umm, who could we go to?"

Tenya and Ochako pondered momentarily while figuring on finding a suitable person to educate Izuku on the wonders of dating. Suddenly, the two snapped their fingers.

"Eureka," said the duo simultaneously. Ochako reached for her phone. "If we hurry, we can get the discounted rate."

Izuku was backing away. He didn't think a date would require such rigorous work. He pulled at his collar. "Listen, I can always call it off."

"Nonsense," interjected Tenya. "This is one of the couple opportunities between the three of us to go out on a date." He scanned at Ochako and at himself. "With my stoutness and Ochako's ovarian cyst…."

Ochako gave a strong, menacing glare. "What ever happened to our pinky swore, jackass?"

"It ceased, just like the AA batteries you asked to borrow from me the other night," interjected Tenya. "After telling your friends about my one ball."

"I was only using it as a term of endearment," snapped Ochako. "You donated that one ball for the sake of your brother when Stain turned his into pruned raisins."

Izuku positioned himself in the center. "I don't have time with your bantering." He reached for his phone. Tenya glared at Izuku's background image of the character, Neo from RWBY. "Maybe I can call in sick or I got the case of monkeynucleosis."

"Crimony," cried Ochako. She reached for Izuku's sweaty hands. "Let's go and talk to the expert. I got us a spot for after school under the bleachers at the natatorium."

"Where are we going," asked Izuku.

"The best place money can afford," answered Ochako. "And I got a coupon."

Tenya took the coupon. "All it says that they take food stamps, unemployment, or…."

"Anyway, Tenya Armstrong, let's go," retorted Ochako.

Izuku was straining while pressing his heels on the ground. It was turning on deaf ears as he was being dragged by Ochako.

"I can say my mother needs me for her book club."

"We're going, Izuku!"

"My father called and said that he is dead."

"No and's, if's, or but's!"

"I think I have the consumption."

"You're full of something alright!"

Sometime later….

It was under the bleachers at the natatorium where Izuku and the gang were meeting with their contact. Ochako concocted a lie to Kayama-sensei about Izuku being ill and was escorting him to the nurse's office.

Izuku was sitting quietly as Tenya and Ochako joined him. Sitting in front of them was their connect. Honestly, Izuku didn't think she was apt to do anything in regards to dating.

Like Shouto, she, too, was a silent beauty.

The black-haired, blue-eyed beauty of class 1-B was sitting comfortably on a yoga mat. Sipping her hot tea and keeping her legs folded, the teen directed her attention to the others.

"Midoriya, Iida, Uraraka." Yui Kodai wasn't curt in speaking. The woman had an appeal in her voice to silent anyone. She turned to Iida. "Good to see you again, Iida." She humbly bowed to the class president.

"Again," asked Ochako inquisitively.

In a compromising position, Tenya averted his eyes. He extended his hands. "Kodai and I have exchanged words between friends."

"More than just words," retorted Yui with a smile. "Iida and I have lovely tet-o-tets. Just yesterday, we were discussing the truth behind Little Bear…"

Tenya interjected. "Little Bear wasn't a construct about the creator having a perverted mind."

"Little Bear was dashing and was swayed and charmed by many girls in the forest."

"The mermaid and Emily were friends of Little Bear," retorted Tenya while folding his arms. "A peck on the cheek was a symbolism of their friendships."

Yui became tickled. "Like a mother and father would allow their kid in the woods alone while interacting with other creatures who were far older." She narrowed her eyebrows. "C'mon, it was obvious that Mitzi was a rug…"

Ochako slapped the floor, silencing the pair. "Look! Can you guys discuss feelings of cartoons on your own time? We are here for Izuku." She paused momentarily when grabbing Izuku as a preventive measure of his possible escaping.

"The hangout is off," cried Izuku.

"I am going to get you off with my leash around your tail if you stop," retorted Ochako. "Now, sit boy!"

Instinctively, Izuku was planted to the floor. Tenya pondered if Ochako had the spirit of a certain character from the ancient times. He took his mind off those thoughts while returning back to the matter at hand. "You see, Kodai, Izuku has a…" He paused to find the right words. "A special arrangement with a special girl on Saturday."

"A date," questioned Yui.

"Well, a hangout thing," said Ochako. "With Shouto Todoroki."

As if she stepped on broken glass, Yui's eyes were widened when hearing those words. "Well I will be Dio in the deepest parts of Hell." She produced a smile. "Congrats, lover boy. A lovely gem indeed. What did you do to finally get your number called?"

Izuku was sweating bullets. So much so that Tenya retrieved his umbrella to protect himself from Izuku's nervousness. "So, we can conclude that this is going to be more of a date," said Tenya.

"Is it his first," asked Yui.

"Yep," answered Ochako.

"What's the plan," asked Yui.

"Lion King," answered Tenya.

Yui hummed while appearing as if she was taking mental notes. She turned to Ochako. "Sorry, Uraraka. This may change the rate of service."

Ochako sighed un-approvingly. "Fine! Take your extra two dollars. So, what does Izuku need to do to make this date work, date maker?"

"Fine, sure! Jackass," she murmured under her breath. Yui put her finger to her lip while using her other hand to retrieve her money. While pulling out the large bundle of dollar bills, she observed Izuku. "Hmm! Shy, timid, meek." She pursed her lip. "Sweaty palms, possible masturbator. Two or three times a week, give or take. Possible gentle femdom or vanilla hentai. Definitely a virgin." She pushed herself away while taking mental notes. "Izuku, how do you feel about the possibility of having sex."

Before Izuku could run, Ochako pulled out the leash. Immediately, he returned back to his post.

"Possible best friend complex," said Yui. "Or maybe a mother complex." She turned to Izuku. "Okay, Midoriya. The keys of a successful date - look good, act like a boss, never claim that you are from 63rd, and when it comes to paying, cash only."

Izuku nodded while taking notes. "Look good, be your own boss, not from 63rd, and cash only."

"The basics of producing a successful date," said Yui confidently. She looked at her Apple Watch. "And that is all the time I have."

"That's it," retorted Ochako.

"You have only paid me enough for a ten minute session," said Yui.

"What about the coupon," asked Ochako.

Yui sighed. "No, that wasn't a coupon. You just insisted that it was. Like a certain Twitter-flexing politician insisting that it was the media's fault for not warning America sooner with the coronavirus."

"Who are you talking about," asked Tenya.

"Exactly," said Yui. "Anyway." She turned to Izuku. "Just be yourself and be nice. Open doors, allow her to sit first, and I mean what I say, never tell her that you are from 63rd."

A few minutes later….

The gang was returning to the class as they pondered on the plans for Izuku's date.

"Kodai is such a cheap ass," said Ochako. "The last time I pay a woman five dollars!"

Ignoring her frustration, he turned to the quiet Izuku. "So, Izuku, did it help," asked Tenya.

"Well, I know that in order to give Shouto a great night, then I must follow those instructions," said Izuku. He turned to the others. "Just like the guy who gets chosen by Esdeath, I am dead!"

"Don't worry," said Ochako. "We are going to help you practice for this date."

"I thought this was a hangout thing."

"Tomato, potato, GoGo Tomago," said Ochako. "We are going to be sure to aid you on this date."

"I know Kodai said that she was giving me the Kiss of Goodwill, but I was sure she was coming onto me," said Tenya.

"Did she use her tongue," asked Ochako.

"A little," answered Tenya.

While they were approaching their homeroom teacher, Aizawa-sensei's class, they saw a certain blond figure blocking the door.

Oh, Deku! Grab those cheeks of mine!

Oh, Shouto, you're so sexy!

Katsuki slapped his thigh.

Oh, Deku! Cream me! Cream me!

No, Shouto! Cream me like the bitch I am!

Izuku and the others watched as Katsuki was hugging himself while making kissing noises. He paused, turning to the others. "Oh, sorry Deku. Didn't see you there!"

Izuku remained quiet while the other classmates surrounding the trio were congregating in laughter.

"So, Deku! What plans do you and Shouto have this weekend," said Eijiro while joining Katsuki.

"Knowing for Deku, he will probably blow it," retorted Katsuki.

"Are you talking about the date or his pants," asked Eijiro.

"What's the difference," answered Katsuki.

Izuku was pulled by Tenya and Ochako as they entered the classroom. However, when seeing what was written on the whiteboard, the emerald-haired teen grew further embarrassed.

Izuku kisses Shouto every night! XXXXXOOOOO

Izuku and Shouto sitting in a tree! F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

Team Greenshade is a lie! And Emerald Rose had to die for it.

In a sure panic, Izuku rushed to the whiteboard to clear away the writing. As he was clearing the board, he was beginning to realize that this little invitation was harder than he thought.

A couple of hours later….

Izuku decided to spend the remaining time in the nurse's office. He waited an additional thirty minutes for certainty that he wouldn't be caught by the others.

Thanking Recovery Girl for covering for him, he walked out of the office as he proceeded to his locker.

Why am I afraid of this! Why am I so able to express myself in my thoughts and act foolish outwardly?

The date was in two days. He needed to figure something out in order to not look or act like a spaz in front of Shouto Todoroki.

"Izuku?!"

Izuku froze. As if the devil was calling him, behind him was the woman herself.

"Hey, Izuku." Shouto appeared from behind. She was presenting a friendly smile while holding onto her backpack.

Izuku bowed nervously. "Oh, hi Shouto. Didn't expect to see you here."

Shouto giggled. "Well, I have been terribly busy all day with Yaoyorozu with the Student Council and I heard that you weren't feeling well." She reached into her backpack. "I got you some oranges and some sports drinks."

Izuku smiled, appreciating that Shouto was being thoughtful of him. "Thanks," he said as he took the bag.

"Listen, Izuku. Are you excited about Saturday?" Shouto's eyes widened in excitement. Her face turned red like a tomato. It made him blushed and sort of grip his bag harder.

"I am. I am looking forward to hanging out and getting to know you as well," said Izuku.

"Great! Trust me. You will like the movie. It will be fun," said Shouto.

"Can't wait," said Izuku.

"Hey, can I ask you a question," asked Shouto.

"Sure!"

"You weren't freaked out about me asking you to go to the movies, did you?"

"No, I wasn't. In fact, I was flattered."

"Okay. Just making sure."

"Why is that? May I ask?"

"It is not everyday that I ask someone out."

Izuku's heart almost skipped a beat.

"So, got to go! I promised Yaoyorozu, Ashido, and Jirou that we were going out for ice cream," she said before bowing to him. "See you around."

Izuku bowed to her. "Later."

Izuku watched timidly as she was walking away. Even as she pranced away, he caught sight of her panties.

Blue and white-striped! Shimapan!

He clenched his fist. He made it in his mind that he was going to make this date (or hangout) a great one.

To be continued….