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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Quirky Villain
-Chapter Eight-
The sun slowly rose into the sky to light up a new day for UA High, gently brushing away the nightly chills and shadows with its warming rays whilst simultaneously rousing the students from their slumber.
Many already making their way across the campus towards the cafeteria and got their breakfast, some alert and ready for the day to come whilst others were all but dragging themselves along in half-asleep dazes. Most were content with enjoying their food in peaceful silence or with some idle chit-chat amongst friends about the going ons of the day before…
"You guys should have seen it, it was soooo cool!"
"Yeah! There was Drama! And Action! And especially Romance~!"
The keys exception in this case being a certain peppy pink phosphoric producer and titular transparent teen duo known as Mina and Tooru, who were quite happily informing their fellow classmates of 1-A of all the hijinks that they'd been caught up in yesterday. In fact the latter was so caught up in her excitement that she'd once again forgotten that she was invisible and tried to mime out various scenes of the 'show' they had been watching.
The pair were seated in the exact middle of the table, with Momo, Iida, Ochaco, Izuku, Kirishima, Kaminari, Ojiro, and Sero on their side whilst the rest of the class were seated on the other. The only exception to this was Bakugo, who'd left after the first five seconds while muttering something about 'dumbasses that won't shut up and let me fucking eat in peace' along the way.
"It was quite an intriguing sight to see for sure," Momo said as she gracefully yet quickly wolfed down her breakfast, which was quite necessary considering that she had easily twice the food as almost everyone else. "Hatsume-san truly outdid herself with that machine, the visual quality in and of itself was simply mind boggling. To be perfectly honest, there were more than a few times that almost forgot that it was nothing more than a computer-generated simulation."
"You would not be the only one, ribbit." Tsuyu added whilst Izuku simply nodded in agreement.
However, a split second later Mineta and Kaminari were suddenly right in the green-haired boy's space, both with demanding looks on their faces.
"We don't care about any of that chick stuff, I want an explanation for this already!" The grape-haired perv demanded while holding his phone up, revealing the picture Mina had taken of Izuku when he was… taking a nap on Midnight's lap.
The boy in question broke out into the deepest blush anyone had ever seen and steam literally erupted from his ears the moment said phot came into view, before a mess of nonsensical sputtering gibberish came spewing from his lips as he waved his hands around wildly.
"How soft were her thighs?"
"Were her tits as awesome feeling as I imagined?"
"Did she cop a few feels herself?"
And sadly it would only get worse as the pervy duo started firing off question after question, each more embarrassing than the last.
"Come on man, throw us a bone he-"
*BZZZT*
"GAh!" "GRK!" *Thump* *Thump*
"Stupid pervs…" Luckily, Jiro came to the rescue as she stabbed her jacks into Mineta and Kaminari's ears and blasted them with intense sound until they collapsed to the floor. As everyone else watched the admittedly rather common scene in either amusement or exasperation, the green-haired cinnamon mumbling a soft thanks to his classmate before excusing himself from the table.
Watching the still furiously blushing boy walk off, likely to find a nice quiet place to cool off for a bit, Momo, Toru, and Tsuyu all turned towards Mina with knowing looks once he was out of sight much to her confusion.
"What?" She asked with a raised brow.
"You do realize he's probably gonna spend the next month having people bug him like that over and over again about that photo, right ribbit?" Tsuyu asked rhetorically in her usual blunt manner, which caused the pink pinkette to wince slightly with a sheepish smile.
"I hadn't thought about that, well I doubt it'll be that bad."
"It's been liked almost a hundred thousand times and had over ten thousand re-posts since it was posted last night." Momo added after double checking the feed on her own phone.
"…Whoops." Was all Mina could say in response while scratching the back of her head with an awkward smile.
"Well nothing you can do about it now, what's done is done," Kirishima said while patting his acidic friend on the back supportingly. "Besides, it'll probably blow over once the next big thing pops up."
"It'd have to be something real big for something like this, ribbit."
"Not helping Tsu."
"Not trying to," Tsuyu stated bluntly, which earned a couple of laughs around the table including from Mina herself, before standing up with her now empty tray. "But if you want helpful then I'd suggest hurrying up, classes start in ten minutes."
The moment these words left the frog girl's lips two things happened, most of the students began wolfing down their food extra fast whilst Mina and Toru both sank into their seats with simultaneous groans.
"Awww man, I totally forgot that we still have classes today," The pinkette grumbled miserably. "The anticipation is gonna kill me."
"And don't forget poor Mirko, she's gonna have to spend all day by herself without anything to do." Toru added with a sympathetic whimper only for Mina to wave her off.
"Oh come on Toru, this place can afford to waste literally hundreds of robots all at once just for an exam, surely the teachers were able to find something for her to do to pass the time."
-With Mirko-
"Ha! Take that you overgrown reptile! I'm gonna make turtle soup outa you!" Rapid tapping and clicking rang through the wrecked classroom as Mirko mashed on a controller with a vicious grin, her eyes were hidden from sight by what looked like a high-tech night mask with earbuds and Herotendo: Vision branded across it.
That wasn't the only new addition though, as the rabbit heroine now had an end table set up on either side of her, one laden with various snacks and the other holding a mini-fridge, whilst at her feet was a pair of large dumbbells. Not only that but the various scorch marks covering the room had been repaired whilst the desks had been removed, replaced with comfier looking chairs and a twin-seat.
-And back-
"Yeah, fair enough."
With their parts said, the pair and everyone else quickly finished their breakfast and made their way to class, which unfortunately for both girls proved to be just as boringly torturous as expected. Not only did they not have a heroics class scheduled for the day but Ectoplasm also decided that he was in the mood to drop a random pop quiz for Math AND Present Mic had them write a full essay in English.
Even lunch ended up boring because Lunch Rush had been called away to handle an emergency of some kind and the fill in just couldn't match up to the cooking hero's top-class culinary skills.
The day just seemed to drag itself on for so long, Mina had so much pent up excitement and energy by the end of it that she literally bolted for the door once the final bell rang thus releasing them, Toru not far behind. Meanwhile, Tsuyu followed at a much more sedate pace with a somewhat reluctant looking Izuku in tow whilst the rest of their friends and classmates simply watched in a mix of bewilderment and amusement.
"Man, I guess they really wanted to see more of that weird show, huh?" Kirishima asked with a raised brow.
"No kidding, if they'd been moving any faster they'd have left scorch marks," Jiro chipped in, earning a round of chuckles and agreements. "Well I'm gonna go see if reality lives up to the hype, anyone else coming?"
"I'm totally in! This sounds so exciting!" Ochaco exclaimed excitedly as she hopped over to the rocker girl's side along with Shoto.
"It does sound rather intriguing."
Meanwhile Momo shook her head as she and Tenya both collected some paperwork that had been left on the Teacher's desk, Aizawa already long gone when nobody was looking. "I'll have to join you later, Iida and I have a meeting with the other class representatives."
"Count me out too, I'm hitting the gym, gotta keep this manly build after all," Kirishima stated while striking a few poses before turning to a certain explosive blonde. "Hey Bakugo, you in for a workout?"
"Whatever."
Similar answers rang out from the rest of the class as they all filed out, such as Mineta and Kaminari intending to hit the pool for quote 'swimming training' unquote and Koji needing to feed his bunny. So, without further delay, the trio followed after the rest of their friends/classmates, catching up with Tsuyu and Izuku midway which was fortunate since none of them actually knew where to go.
Upon arriving at the classroom in question, the impromptu group were greeted to the sight of Mirko lifting weights with her legs, Midnight sorting through some papers real fast from the chair immediately to the whitette's left, Toru on the opposite side fiddling with the Herotendo, Mina waddling around with an armload of snacks, and Mei reclined in the twin-seat fiddling with yet another of her inventions.
"Took you guys long enough," Mina said while flopping next to Mei before blinking when she noticed nobody else coming. "Wait, where's everyone else? Aren't they coming?"
"Nah, they had other stuff to do, maybe if you had waited two seconds before leaving you might've known that," Jiro explained as she took a seat beside Toru, curiously peering through the invisible girl's head to see what she was playing. "Oh cool, the new Super Peach & Bros game. Is it any good?"
What? She may not seem like it but she liked to rock the console every once in a while, not often but the mood did strike every once in a while.
"Yep! They really outdid themselves with this one," Toru said happily while pausing and sliding the gaming headset down so she could see. "My favorite is still Bowsette's Adventures: Spoopy Time though, it was so cool playing as her."
"It was an interesting change of pace playing as the villain of the game instead of the hero." Izuku muttered as he took a seat near the back along with Todoroki while pointedly looking in any direction but where Midnight was.
"Ribbit, I was always partial to Party Crashers, the plot Kemak hatched was-"
"Oi! First off no spoilers, I haven't played that one yet," Mirko cut in as she pointed at Tsuyu accusingly, who simply held her hands up in mock surrender. "Secondly, I'm starting this thing up so pay attention."
That was all the warning the rabbit heroine gave before she hit the play button, causing the hologram to flicker to life.
"That there is a real Villain Suit, made to be perfect for your particular Quirk."
Naruto looked down at his new outfit with a slightly suspicious glance towards the man who had given it to him. A man who had located him during his nightly watch of the Orphanage, Naruto didn't trust the caretakers so he spent a few hours every night watching his old home, had asked him to follow him towards a small and unused building nearby.
He was a tall man, normal build, with greyed hair and a purple suit, with a knocked-out tooth in his crooked grin, as well as worn glasses. He looked kind of like a dirty pimp to be honest, and he smelled like cigarettes, since he was smoking one even now.
Naruto was wearing the suit he had been given.
"... I came here to humor you when you said you had something for Kurama... but this outfit is... way too well fitted to my body." Naruto stated as he looked at the far too creepy man, who had known his sizes way too well.
Naruto was wearing a black shirt that clung to his skin, with an orange stripe going down the front of it where the zipper was. His once black facial mask was replaced by a tighter, black face mask that clung to his lower face and neck. It was super easy to breath in, and it had a small slit that was covered by cloth so that he could easily make use of his mouth without lowering his mask, the slit invisible to the naked eye. He wore tight, but comfortable, black pants with an orange stripe going down the side of each of his legs. His cloak had been replaced by a short-sleeved cloak, this cloak having a hoodie connected to it, meaning Naruto's forearms were exposed. The cloak itself stuck to his body pretty tightly as well, and it was open in the front. Finally, Naruto was wearing pure orange shoes, with the soles of the shoes being black and flat.
"Hmm, not bad, much more professional yet still keeping his laidback vibe." Midnight said with an approving nod.
"So that guy is Naruto, right?" Jiro asked Toru as she pointed to the costumed blonde, getting an eager nod from the transparent teen that was only noticeable thanks to the way her outfit crinkled from the movement. "Who's the creep then?"
"No idea, we haven't seen him before, and looks like neither has Naruto till now."
"Getting your sizes was easy Kurama, and seeing as your Quirk lets you secrete poison from your body, having your arms exposed makes sense. Not to mention, the material is will keep your body heat in more easily... perfect for a Toad." The man spoke with a smirk still on his face. Naruto's eyes narrowed, before he looked at the clothes, usually when he was in criminal mode, he took off his shoes so that he could stick to buildings more easily.
These clothes were made for people with a Toad or Frog Quirk, allowing him to make better use of his abilities.
"Sounds like he's an illegal support tech distributor. Definitely knows his stuff at least, that costume looks amazing. The right amount of padding to ensure warmth without restricting movement and just tight enough to make sure that his poison doesn't end up bubbling under the suit," Mei said with an approving nod after she gave a quick glance at the projection. "Seems they focused on maneuverability over armor which makes sense given his fighting style, but I would've added at least some carbon-fiber mesh for the main body."
By the end of her little talk the pinkette had devolved into a muttering fit as she put away her current tinkering project in lieu of a notepad, on which she had already sketching out the blonde's new outfit along with various improvements she'd want to make.
"…You guys weren't kidding, she really is a girl Midoriya." Jiro couldn't help but say while Ochaco nodded in agreement, earning a few giggles all around and even a soft chuckle from Shoto whilst Izuku simply covered his face with a light blush.
"If you know my Quirk, you know I can't pay for this..."
"Giran... and payment isn't needed this time from you. You're outfit has already been paid for by a very generous man that has been very impressed with your work-"
"Okay then, I'll be on my way." Naruto grabbed the box of copies of the outfit he was wearing, since the outfit was already paid for, and made his way to the window. Knowing he wasn't going to have to pay for it was great for him, and he didn't need anymore info, since he was pretty sure he didn't want to know who he had impressed with his work. "Thanks for the outfit, it's pretty cool, gonna take it for a test drive." Naruto jumped out of the window, and touched his foot to the outside, sticking it to the wall.
So, his clothes were able to match this well with his Quirk.
"He's just gonna accept it? Just like that?" Shoto's brow rose in confusion, baffled at how easily the guy had just accepted that some stranger had bought him what was no doubt a very expensive professionally made villain costume. "Shouldn't he be worried if its booby-trapped or something like that?"
"Try opening your eyes gaki," Mirko stated with a scoff, getting the dual haired boy's attention. "He was checking for anything amiss from the moment he put it on."
"Oh, you mean when he was feeling the suit out?" Ochaco asked curiously, getting the trapped rabbit heroine to nod.
"Aren't you interested in who is interested in you? He would like to meet with you in person." Giran started, before he smirked wider when Naruto just jumped out of the window completely, not saying another word to him. Taking out his phone from his back pocket, he showed that there was an active call going on. "The kid doesn't seem like he would join your League, I'm still keeping the money either way." Giran spoke to the person on the other end of the phone.
The entire room seemed to drop several degrees in temperature the moment the word 'League' was mentioned.
"Of course those two-bit wannabes would be interested in him, should have figured it'd happen eventually." Mirko grumbled as she cracked her knuckles. 'If that little bastard even considers joining people like those I'll show him just how lucky a rabbit's foot is when I shove mine up his ass.'
"It make sense, even if he's not a truly villainous… villain talent is still talent, his feats would certainly put him on the radar at least." Mei chipped in with a shrug whilst the others muttered in agreement, unable to argue the pinkette's point.
"Still doesn't make it any less bad, that Nomu thing they had back at the USJ was dangerous enough as it was, I don't even want to imagine what'd happen if those guys somehow got him on their side as well." Mina, Tsuyu, Toru and Midnight's all grimaced when those words escaped Izuku's lips, none of them liking that particular idea any more than he did.
That went double though for the adult rated heroine since she was also aware of the exact nature of the captured Nomu…
"Keep the money, a villain with talent like his doesn't come often enough. A relationship of trust isn't built in one meeting. I wish to simply see that talent bloom, if he joins the league is a non-issue."
'That voice… why does it seem so… familiar?' Izuku couldn't help but wonder as a chill ran down his spine, a feeling of dread and despair washing over him like a wave the instant that person on the other end of the call started talking. Had he or anyone else been paying more attention, they may have noticed the minute crackle of green electricity sparkle around the teen for a split second before dying back down.
Giran just shrugged and ended the call.
-With Naruto-
"Even as cold as it is tonight, despite the weather warming up a little, I'm not as cold as I should be." Naruto said as he jumped from roof to roof easily enough. Naruto still had his backpack on, which had his normal clothes hidden inside of it. Naruto grinned underneath his mask, and flipped off the side of the building, skating down the side by only lightly touching it with his fingertips.
"Whoa, he's so graceful." Ochaco said in awe as she watched Naruto effortlessly zipping around the city with a combination of acrobatics and careful applications of his quirk.
"Indeed, ribbit." Tsuyu, who was currently burning all of Naruto's movements and tricks into memory to see if she could replicate them herself later, said with a nod.
Still, the heat of the clothes wasn't perfect, so if he stayed in the cold too much longer, it was going to start to have an effect on him either way.
"Kurama, this time I'm taking you-!"
Naruto landed on Mt. Lady's face when she grew in size in front of him, and he touched her tongue with the palm of his hand. She instantly started to shrink down, she must be doing a night patrol since this was her area and saw him, before she collapsed on the sidewalk. Naruto landed next to her, and she glared up at him.
"Bwahahaha!" "Hahahah!"
Midnight and Mirko burst into laughter upon seeing their fellow Pro-Heroine get taken out so quickly and effortlessly.
"HA! Now that has to be a new record for fastest fail ever!"
"I know right, she went from sixty to zero in two seconds flat!"
"Should they really be laughing? She just got poisoned?" Ochaco asked in concern as she turned to the rest of her classmates… only to end up sweat dropping when she saw Mina, Toru, and even Jiro barely keeping themselves up from their giggling while Tsuyu covered her mouth as a suspiciously familiar croaking sound escaped her lips.
"You get used to it after a while," Izuku told the brunette quietly. "Kurama always uses his poison to stop the heroes chasing him but only enough to immobilize them until he makes his escape."
"Oh yeah…I forgot about that."
"Sup Mt. Backside, you seem in high spirits, did something good happen?" Naruto asked with a quirky quip against her. He didn't care that she had attacked him out of nowhere, or the fact that since it was so late nobody was watching him take down a hero. "Also... I didn't commit any crimes tonight... so..." Naruto felt a person take a step behind him, before he jumped up when wooden stakes started to try and wrap around him
Kamui Woods.
Oh right, Mt. Lady and Kamui Woods had formed a hero team together recently, so if she was on patrol, he was no doubt nearby with her.
"Villain, epitome of evil, tonight is the night that-"
"Ugh, always with the dramatic speeches that one. Can't we just skip to ass-kicking already?" Mirko demanded with an eyeroll.
"Cut the drama Kamui Woods, the guy is just a jerk, not some epitome of evil, cool your tits." Mt. Lady told her partner with a deadpan. She had already been paralyzed, there was nothing left for her to do that this point.
"Thank you!"
...
"So villain-YOWCH!?"
Naruto poked Kamui Woods in the eye, underneath the mask, with a bored expression in his eyes. His fingers still covered in poison from having used it on Mt. Lady, so down Kamui Woods went in moments. Naruto could secrete poison, but it usually lasted a good while before his body was safe to the touch again.
"See, when you go into big speeches, this asshole interrupts like every time. Go ahead and take something."
"Can't blame him on that one, it's just so much fun ruining the monologue, especially those really long-winded ones where the idiot just won't shut up." Mirko said with a snicker, recalling all the times villains had started to rant or rave about their origins, their cause, ect.
Why they seemed to think she'd just stand there and let them ramble on was beyond her but hey, still funny to watch the shock on their faces when she introduced them to the bottom of her foot.
Naruto started to walk away.
"I only collect trophies when I actually beat you, this time I didn't really beat you guys, so maybe next time I commit a crime in the area, I'll take part of your costume. I'm just taking a stroll is all, so see you heroes later." Naruto waved them off, leaving them on the side of the road as cars started to pull over to see what was going on.
"Hey Kurama, turn towards me, my kid is a really big fan, and I want a picture!"
Naruto sent a peace sign and a wink towards the car that had pulled over, and a picture was snapped of him instantly. With the picture done, Naruto jumped up towards the nearest building and started to crawl up the side of it. His popularity as a "fun villain" was going through the roof with each hero he played with.
"Wow, I know you guys said he was popular but seriously, the dude has his own paparazzi and everything?" Jiro asked with a raised brow. "What next, a lingerie line?"
"Achoo!"
"Bless you." Toru said while handing Mina a tissue.
Naruto started to hum to himself as he started to leap from building to building again.
"I've come so far, floating."
"Running through the north to the west." Naruto spoke the next lyrics of the song when he noticed a person was jumping nearby him, and had sung the lyrics he was humming. Naruto grinned when he wasn't being attacked, since he saw a person about his own age, also in costume, using her Quirk as well. "At last I've arrived but where?" Naruto asked the girl, and she smiled widely at him.
She was cute.
A thin, petite body and shorter than him, a small flattened chest, but with wide hips and a rather well off rear end. She had a very mature body, if you didn't count her lack of boobs, and she showed it off with a succubus-like costume that was open at the cleavage, a one piece black leotard that exposed her hips... and a super mini-skirt so that he entire ass was pretty much showing, including some tiny devil wings from her lower back, and black thigh high boots. Pink hair, pushy and in ponytails, and bright pink eyes.
"Oh wow, Pop-Step! She's one of the most popular Idols and vigilantes in all Japan!" As he spoke, Izuku pulled his notebook out from whatever subspace anomaly he kept the thing in and was rapidly filling out a new page while Mei curiously read over his shoulder, chipping in or making a correction every once in a while.
"EEEH!" A loud squeal made everyone wince as Toru hopped in place excitedly. "I love her music! She's my favorite singer ever!"
"I know right!" Ochaco cheered, practically vibrating in her seat from excitement.
"Is she really that good?" Shoto asked Jiro curiously, who shrugged as she rubbed her still ringing ears.
"Not really my style but she does good work."
"Well hot damn, skippy outfit check, sensual flair check, ladies I think we just met Midnight 2.0," Mirko said jokingly as the new girl appeared on screen. "Finally working on your replacement I see, huh?"
"Oh real original Mirko, did you come up with that one all by yourself?" The adult-rated heroine asked back with an eyeroll, although to anyone looking closer they'd see the nostalgic smile on the woman's lips. 'It's been a while since I last spoke to Pop-Step, I wonder how she's been doing.'
"... I don't know the rest of the song, just saw you jumping around." She admitted with a nervous rub of the back of her head. "You're pretty infamous around here as a strange villain." She explained as she hopped next to him, matching his pace for the most part.
Naruto was curious about her.
"... I prefer Quirky Villain, and you sure it's okay for you to be jumping around in that outfit this late at night? Some bad guys might decide to try something." Naruto corrected her on that. "Also, who are you?" Naruto asked with a scratch of his head.
"Yowch, that's gotta sting the pride." Ochaco said with a sympathetic wince while Toru let out a disbelieving gasp.
"How could he not know her!?"
"She's an idol Toru, it's not really a guy thing, ribbit." Tsuyu pointed out, to which the invisible teen pointed to a still fanboying Izuku. "He's an exception, we all know how he gets around hero stuff."
...
"This is why I need some publicity... call me Pop Step... you know, with all this Strange Villain-"
"Quirky Villain"
"-stuff, I've been having trouble keeping up with my online views. I'm not a villain." Pop Step quickly stated when she realized that she might be misunderstood. "So, I was thinking... you're really good at picking great locations for going public. You wanna help him out, and expand my base. I'll make it worth your while." Pop Step squeezed her fingers together.
"She wants to work with him?!" A gasp once more escaped the invisible teen as she grabbed onto the nearest person in excitement, which just so happened to be an equally excited Ochaco. "Oh, that's so cool! I wonder if they'll sing together!"
"I know right!" The brunette exclaimed excitedly, only to pause abruptly when a thought hit her. "…Wait, can he sing though?"
"Almost everyone with a Toad or Frog quirk has a natural talent for singing since most frogs and toads are natural singers," Tsuyu explained bluntly. "The real problem would be if he is willing to sing in public."
"Oh… so does that mean you-"
"Yes, ribbit."
"Could you-"
"Maybe later."
Naruto deadpanned at her.
"I'm a villain, not a manager, I'm not going to stop you from following me around though, you do you."
"Come on, let's just exchange numbers. I like to sing and dance, and you like to... dance around with heroes. Oh come on, I'm a pretty girl, just say yes already!" Pop Step complained to him when she saw he didn't change his expressions towards her. She was really cute, so he should have agreed to her reasonable request pretty easily. "Please, I really want to up my views... and having you in some videos will really help me out. I'll give you my autograph." Pop Step added that little bonus in.
"An autograph, really? Does she really think that's gonna convince a guy?" Mirko asked with an eyeroll. "She could have at least offered a date or something."
"She's probably scared of what you'd do to her if your other found out she offered." Mina pointed out, getting the rabbit heroine to pause for a moment before snickering softly.
"Yeah, I could see that."
He chuckled.
He was having a really active night.
"Tell you what... you can do something for me. I need an alibi for when I'm Kurama, and I bet you need an alibi when you're Pop Step. You help me with that, and I help you with what you're doing." Naruto offered her a real deal.
"Ahh, a scratch my back sort of deal, makes sense, especially with how much notoriety he's starting to gain." Izuku mumbled as he put his notebook away.
"Plus it never hurts to be prepared in any case." Mei added, to which the why green-haired teen nodded in agreement.
She paused, before she smiled.
"Deal!"
Naruto extended his hand to her, as they were jumping, and she took his hand happily.
"Wait, isn't his hand still-"
Seconds later, she dropped onto the roof of the next building they landed on (without getting hurt thanks to her Quirk), and found herself unable to move.
"…Covered in poison." Toru finished awkwardly upon seeing her favorite Idol collapse from being poisoned.
Naruto landed next to her, and took her phone out of her purse, before he took her fingerprint and unlocked it. Adding her number to his phone, he added his own to hers as well.
"Sorry, I poisoned heroes a few minutes ago... you'll be able to move again in a few minutes." Naruto explained to her with a hidden grin.
It was always good to have an alibi.
"It's over already?" Mina asked in disbelief as the buffering screen reappeared. "What the hell Mei? It's only been like ten minutes tops."
Shrugging off her fellow pinkette's accusation, Mei didn't even deign to look up from her current project. "My baby is probably still warming up after being unused all day, ain't nothing I can do about that."
"Aw man, well I guess we can't do anything but wait it out then," Toru said with a pout before slipping the Vision back onto her face and holding up another with her free hand. "Anyone up for two player?"
"I'm in." "Sounds fun!" "Sure." Jiro, Ochaco, and Izuku all said at the exact same time as they tried to grab the headset before turning to each-other in surprise
"…Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
-Meanwhile-
Inside a nicely decorated yet not overly extravagant office we find a certain unidentifiable mammal principle casually reclining within his seat with his ever iconic cup of tea in hand.
He wasn't the only occupant of the room though, as seated on the other side of his desk sat a lovely redheaded woman dressed in simply green and white blouse and black pants.
"Thank you for coming by on such short notice, Uzumaki-san."
-End Chapter-