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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Quirky Villain
-Chapter 9-
-Nezu's office-
"I'm glad that you could come today Uzumaki-san, to be honest I was surprised that you were able to make it on such short notice. My request was rather out of the blue if I do say so myself." The principal of UA stated while offering a smile to his redheaded guest as he sipped at a cup of tea.
"Please just call me Kushina, Uzumaki-san makes me feel old," Kushina replied while leaning into her seat, her own cup of tea untouched as she opted to simply stare at the unidentifiable mammal with a polite smile as well. "And it's not every day that the principal of the most prominent Hero school in Japan suddenly invites me over for a chat."
Humming under his breath while taking another sip, Nezu nodded his head in agreement before grabbing a nearby teapot to refill his cup. "A fair point, although I did say you could come by at your own convenience."
"You also said I could bring all the little ones in my care with me for a tour of the school while we talked. Do you have any idea how excited twelve kids get when told they get a chance to visit UA High for themselves?" The redhead asked rhetorically in a dryly amused tone. "They practically dragged me here themselves the instant I told them, which I'm sure is why you made that offer in the first place no doubt."
"Perhaps it was, perhaps it wasn't," The mouse/bear/dog/thing said with a non-committal shrug, his smile never once wavering as he spoke. "Either way you're here at the very least, so shall we get on with our business?"
"It would be nice to finally know why I'm here."
"Ah yes, a question as old as-"
"Quit it with the bits already-Ttebane." Kushina cut in blandly which made Nezu chuckle under his breath before he pushed a button on his desk, causing a flatscreen to pop into view off to the side. Showing nothing but static at first, the tv soon cleared up to show surveillance footage of a certain classroom.
"Alright, you see yesterday a member of this schools support course built quite the interesting contraption that had some… unexpected results."
-Meanwhile-
"Could someone help me please!? The have me totally surrounded!"
"Sorry Ko-chan but bit busy already."
"Same, sorry Ochako."
"Don't worry, I'll-EEP! Help! Cute girl down! Cute girl down!"
"Am I the only one who can do anything right?" Mirko grumbled to herself as she, Ochako, Mina, Izuku, and Toru each button mashed away at their own Herotendo set. Meanwhile, over on one side of the room was Jiro, Tsuyu, and Shoto each patiently waiting for their turn whilst Midnight and Mei were on the other grading papers and tinkering with gadgets respectively. "Greenie, Pinky, cover my rear while I get the healing gnome and bail those two out… again."
"We're on i-Ashido-san!" Izuku started to say, only to cut himself off with an indignant shout while the pink pinkette flinched before smiling sheepishly as the green-haired teen set his controller down and took off his headset.
"Whoops… forgot friendly fire was on, sorry Midori."
"Oh for the love of… and now those two dead too, great, just great," The rabbit heroine groaned out, barely resisting the urge to facepalm whilst both Ochako and Toru also set down their game consoles. "Alright Pinky, looks like it's just you and me left, try not to get me killed as well."
"I'm just getting used to the controls still," Mina said while furiously mashing away at her controller even more intensely. "Tank coming from the east!"
"Alright, I've got its attention, whittle it down while I keep it busy."
"Got it, here comes a molly!"
"A wha-HEY! You set me on fire you dumbass!"
"…oops." Mina mumbled awkwardly while removing her headgear, just in time to see Mirko all but rip her own off so she could give her an annoyed glare.
"Why would you use a Molotov while I was right next to it!?" She demanded while leaning up as close as she could to the acidic teen, which would probably have looked quite comical if not for the boiling annoyance all over her face and the jumping static from the chair zapping her repeatedly.
"Because that's what you're supposed to do with Tanks! I didn't know it'd set you on fire too!"
"Molotov's set everything on fire! Everyone knows that!"
"I told you I don't play these kind of games very often!"
"Sheesh, they are really getting into it," Ochako muttered as the pink and white duo continued to squabble, with each side getting more and more heated by the second. "Should… should we do something?"
"Nah, don't worry this happens all the time when I play with my online buddies, once the adrenaline wears off they'll calm down by themselves… probably." Toru said with a shake of her head, or at least Ochako thought the girl was shaking her head based on how her collar was crinkling, adding the last part in a slightly unsure tone.
"That does not inspire confidence."
"Alright you two break it up," Thankfully, Midnight decided to cut in before it got too heated as she squeezed between the arguing duo and held them apart before a full blown fight could break out. Normally she would have let it go on for her own amusement, nothing more enjoyable than a good catfight after all, but she also knew that Mirko tended to get a bit… accidentally destructive when her temper got the better of her. "It was just a video game so cool your jets before I cool them for you."
To emphasize her point the adult rated heroine held up a large glass full of ice cubes, which made Mirko pause with a slight grimace while Mina looked confused for a second before smiling nervously and hiding behind Ochako once she figured out what Midnight was planning.
"Grr… alright, fine," Slinking back into her seat with a huff, Mirko grumbled lowly under her breath while crossing her arms and sticking her nose up in the air. Or in other words pouting like a little kid. "She isn't worth it anyway."
"Now I'm glad I skipped out on my turn," Jiro stated dryly as both Shoto and Tsuyu nodded in agreement, before turning her head when she heard the door crack open in time to see Momo stepping into the room. "Oh hey Yaomomo, glad you could make… uh, are you okay?"
The Earphone Jack user's question ended up drawing in the attention of the rest of the room's occupants as they turned to the new arrival curiously. Most were confused at first since Momo seemed just fine at a glance, however on closer look her classmates and teacher each quickly noticed a few things amiss.
The ravenette's uniform was disheveled a bit around the waist implying she had used her quirk recently, there was an odd damp looking spot on her shoulder, and some of her hair on the same side had fallen loose of her normal ponytail. At the same time, her expression was an unreadable mix of emotions that didn't want to settle on any specific one in particular as she practically tumbled into the nearest seat.
"Yo Momo, anyone home in there?" Jiro tried again as she poked her friend with an earjack, causing the teen to jump slightly as her gaze snapped into focus.
"Huh? What?" Looking around in confusion, it took a few moments for Momo to recognize where she was and her brain to finally register that someone was speaking to her. "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"I asked if you were okay, you're kinda acting weird and what's up with that whole mess?" The punk teen asked bluntly while gesturing to the ravenette's outfit, making said girl pause with a surprised blink.
"Ah, sorry, I didn't mean to worry anyone," She mumbled out before quickly fixing her outfit up as everyone kept looking at her curiously. "The meeting was just a bit more taxing than I was expecting since Mr. Aizawa showed up in the middle of it and dropped off… a lot more work onto us out of the blue."
"Yeesh, that must've been a real doozy." Jiro muttered with a sympathetic wince, not even wanting to picture what their hard ass of a teacher decided to surprise the poor Class Rep considering his apparent love for making their school time as miserable as possible. Sure his methods usually got the results of making them better future pro heroes but that didn't mean the teen had to like them, especially his all but trademarked 'logical deceptions'.
Sighing deeply as she sank into her seat, the rich ravenette idly made a washcloth in the palm of her hand and tried to wipe off the mystery stain on her shoulder. "You have no idea."
"Oh crap! I need to go! I'm supposed to meet up with Shoji at Ground Gamma in ten minutes, sorry guys!" Toru suddenly exclaimed after glancing at the time on her phone, hopping to her feet and heading for the door.
"No worries Toru, we'll make sure to tell you what you…" Mina had started to say, only to trail off when she noticed Jiro and Ochako getting up to leave as well, the latter pulling a confused looking Izuku along with her. "Hey, where are you guys going?"
"I'm going with Toru, she's the best person for practicing on catching sneaky targets." Jiro stated bluntly as her earjack pointed towards the fleeing invisible girl, making most of the group nod in agreement.
"And I need to work on my hand to hand a bit, so Deku-kun and I are gonna do some sparring at the Gym." Ochako added before rushing off with the still confused, and now blushing, Izuku in tow.
…
"Are they a thing or something?" Mirko couldn't help but ask with a raised brow once the pair were out of sight.
"Not yet, but they totally dig each-other so it's only a matter of time," Fishing around in her costume, Midnight pulled out a small notepad as she slid up to Mirko's side and mock whispered. "Want in on the pool, I've got twenty to one odds that they're dating by next Christmas."
"…Eh, why not, put be down for fifty on next semester."
"I'm bored, can we just get this going already?" Both women jumped slightly when Mei suddenly popped up between them. Not waiting for an answer though, the pinkette quickly hit the play button on her invention and jumped back to her seat, finally getting the remaining occupants of the room to notice that it had finished buffering already.
"Kurama!"
"Now listen... I know what you're planning on doing, and let me just tell you... it's not going to end how you think it will." Naruto explained as he hopped over Ryukyu's dragon form as she reached out to grab onto him.
"Hell yeah! Straight into the action!" Mirko exclaimed, her previous shock vanishing instantly as her blood started pumping at the prospect of watching a good fight.
Not nearly as hyped up but still intrigued, Midnight hummed in interest as she watched the fight go down. "Ryukyu again, huh? I wonder if she'll do any better this time around."
"Depends if she can keep her wits about her, ribbit," Tsuyu stated while tapping her lip thoughtfully. "As long as she's in dragon form her scales should keep her safe from contact poisoning but Kurama is so evasive that'll be hard to keep up without having to switch a lot and make sure he doesn't get some in her mouth or eyes in the meantime."
"Don't forget her nose, ears, ass, or crotch," Mei chipped in, causing everyone else to pause and slowly turn towards her with bewildered looks much to her confusion. "What? I'm right, aren't I?"
"…You know, she's got a point," Midnight conceded with a nod after several seconds of awkward silence, a smirk forming on her lips as she giggled under her breath. "And he certainly doesn't seem like the kind of guy to shy away from trying at the very least."
"That is a mental image I could have lived without." Shoto and Tsuyu stated at the same time in equally bland tones.
This time, Naruto had decided that he would steal from the hero directly... at their own office.
Naruto had broken into Ryukyu's hero office, and stolen her off-duty clothes, meaning that she was stuck in her hero costume unless she wanted to go to her house in her hero costume. Naruto had it hidden in a hidden pocket inside of his jacket as he ran from her.
"So he keeps stealing from Ryukyu personally for some reason?" Shoto asked with a raised brow before turning to his ravenette teammate. "Does he had a bone to pick with her or something?"
"No, I think he's just showing off, stealing stuff right from under a top ten hero's nose would certainly net him a ton of notoriety," Momo said thoughtfully, "Especially if he was able to do it several times with the same hero. Fool me twice, shame on me."
"Makes sense."
Ryukyu jerked her head around, and looked behind herself.
"You won't escape capture forever, you're going to slip up." Ryukyu didn't see him behind her, instead, she felt him standing on her back. She turned her neck at an odd angle, and tried to snap her jaws at him to capture him inside of her mouth.
He ducked.
Seeing this, Midnight deadpanned before palming her face with a 'are you kidding me?' groan.
"What's your problem?" Mei, who had taken up a seat beside the adult rated heroine, asked curiously as she started tinkering with yet another gadget she had on her.
"She just tried to catch a guy who can literally cover himself in poison with her mouth."
"Oh, well that's a stupid idea."
"No kidding, I swear I felt some of my braincells die from how stupid that was."
"It's hard, changing your entire way of fighting, when you practice for so long to do one thing, and one opponent demands you do another. I don't think she did it on purpose, I think she just... reacted poorly in the moment." Shoto thought of his own use of his fire abilities, thinking of the times he would use ice on reflex, even after he started to use fire and ice together. "... He's not like other villains, but her body still reacts as if he is."
"I see, that actually does make sense. Thank you for pointing that out, it would be very hard for a hero with a lot of experience to change how they fight. Even more so against a villain who doesn't technically fight back." Midnight pointed out, remembering that Naruto was unlike all of the other villains that heroes had experience with.
"I think I really should take notes, other than his poison being stronger than mine by a lot, the confusing way he fights heroes, I think the same would also apply to villains." Tsuyu stated, since she was starting to see a way that she could put some of what she was viewing into her own training. "I'm not one for violence anyway, so I think this style would fit me."
"Your froggy notes can wait, I'll be making my scene any moment now, I just know it... I mean, I'm probably going to lose too, but I just know I'll do better than everyone else." Mirko urged them to stop talking so that she could enjoy what she was viewing, whilst also bragging about how she had put up the most challenge so far.
Gang Orca didn't count in her mind since he had tons of back up.
"You know, you heroes are on the news all the time... most of your opponents are aware of what you can do. Heroes are naturally at a disadvantage as well... and you still don't know my Quirk either." Naruto explained as he grabbed onto her lower jaw, and she made sure to snap her jaws closed so he couldn't poison her. He wasn't even upset though, he just grinned and stuck himself to her.
Heroes had a lot of trouble to compete with, before their fights even begun.
"An unfortunately very true fact… and not just for villain fights." Momo muttered with a nod, thinking back to the sports festival and how many students (Read class 1-B) had held back in order to scope out her class's quirks for their strengths and weaknesses.
'I just have to distract him long enough for the others to arrive.' Ryukyu thought as she started to whip her head back and forth.
She needed to stick to the plan.
"And I already know where this is going," With a knowing smirk on her lips, Mina held up three fingers. "Que thing that completely ruins her plan in three… two…"
"You know, your panties are surprisingly sexy... you think you're going to get lucky tonight?"
She needed to hurt this little shit.
"There it is."
"They are more comfortable-gack!" Ryukyu transformed back into human form when Naruto had poisoned her the second she opened her mouth, sticking his hand onto her tongue. She was blushing even in human form, while Naruto stood above her, holding onto her string panties, spinning them around his finger while giving her a cocky look.
"Well hot damn, those are some sexy ass panties," Midnight said with a teasingly seductive grin, slowly and sensually licking her lips in an overdramatic manner. "Seems Ryukyu is quite the naughty girl after all."
"Like you have any room to talk what-so-ever, I'd be amazed if you actually even wore panties most of the time." Mirko retorted dryly before rolling her eyes when the adult-rated heroine's smirk widened as most of the other people of the room couldn't help but glance at her waist.
Not one to waist such a golden opportunity, the purplette made a show of uncrossing and recrossing her legs while grinding her rear into her seat in a more comfortable position. "What can I say, I do love some personal freedom."
"... You've beaten me... so escape why don't you." Ryukyu spat with a twitching eye.
While his acts were seen as little more than pranks most of the time now, the fact remains that a villain was beating heroes and causing them some image hurt. Thankfully, the criminals he inspired to copy him, weren't as talented as he was, and were captured as soon as they committed a crime. That helped to tame the flow of people who tried to copy him, since he stood out as a unique exception to villains losing to heroes.
"Meh, copycats are the worst."
Glancing at her fellow pinkette, Mina cocked a brow when she heard her mutter that under her breath whilst tinkering with that grenade thing from yesterday. "Aren't you a copycat? I mean I'm pretty sure I heard Izuku and you gushing over a jetpack you made based on-"
"That is different, taking inspiration from the past to make something new is a key part of being an inventor," Mei cut the acidic girl without even looking up from her gadget. "Copycats just take something someone else made and slap their own name on it."
"Eh, if you say so." Mina said with a shrug.
"Sooooo... your back up should be arriving in like 3 seconds right?" Naruto asked her with a grin. "You know... I'm really good at spying on heroes." Naruto mentioned when he heard the sounds of somebody large walking behind him.
'The fact he can still admit that so casually is both impressive… and very disturbing.' Midnight thought with a sigh since she had no doubt her other self had informed everyone else of how Naruto admitted to spying on them before. So the fact he could still manage to do so either meant that everyone ignored her counterparts warning or more likely their attempts at increasing security had done little to deter the elusive teen.
"Then you'll do good behind-"
"Like Endeavor for example, spiking his morning coffee before stealing from your office, and knowing you two were conspiring against me really makes this funnier." Naruto didn't even look behind him, he didn't need to in order to see that the flame hero was on the ground, having collapsed from the fact he was already poisoned before the battle even took place. "Hey Endeavor, did you know that when you have a tall building as your base of operations, villains like me can sneak in really easy?" Naruto turned and finally looked at Endeavor, face first on the ground
He was growling at Naruto.
"That is terrifying, ribbit." Tsuyu said as a shiver ran down her spine.
"Agreed," Shoto said with a nod… while blatantly snapping a picture of his father on the ground with his phone. "My father's agency has some of the best security in all of Japan, to be able to sneak past it undetected is no small feat."
"…Actually I was talking about your father's face." The frog quirked girl admitted softly while gesturing to Endeavor's enraged expression, an embarrassed croak slipping past her lips as she sank into her seat.
To her surprise though, rather than getting annoyed or upset, Shoto actually chuckled a bit in amusement as he nodded again. "That's a given."
"When did you-?"
"When you were mumbling to yourself about your son or whatever... when you're mumbling about your son, you ignore everything around you... this is like the ninth time I've snuck into your office, and you've never noticed me." Naruto didn't like to brag, total lie he loved bragging, but the fact that Endeavor was arrogant and didn't check his office for villains, really made it a lot easier for him to sneak in and out.
"Yeah… that definitely sounds like how he'd act." Midnight said with a snicker while Mirko nodded with a snicker and Shoto facepalmed.
"So, that takes care of the Number 9 and Number 2 Heroes... you know Endeavor, other than being an ass, I do like you more than All Might." Naruto stated as he took Endeavor's shoes.
Endeavor just growled more at the sarcasm he believed he could hear in Naruto's voice.
"Poisoning me before the battle even started-"
"Hey, you people have been holding meetings on how to take me out... guy's gotta even the playing field... though, it seems Mirko doesn't drink her coffee." Naruto frowned when he jumped into the air, just as Mirko slammed into the ground where he had been, cratering it with ease. He landed on the side of the building, watching as the smoke cleared, and Mirko was revealed.
"Blech, no thank you," The rabbit heroine in question's face crinkled up as she stuck her tongue out in disgust. "That stuff is way too bitter and all it does is make me need to take a dump really bad."
"TMI, ribbit." Tsuyu said what everyone else was thinking as they all grimaced at the unwanted mental image.
"Coffee takes bitter, and makes me poop, so I don't drink it if I can help it! You should have poisoned my carrot juice instead, I would have been SO poisoned by that... but now I'm going to pummel you!" Mirko shouted, and gave him advice at the same time.
Ryukyu and Endeavor looked at her like she was stupid.
Everyone, sans Mei, looked at 'their' Mirko with the same look when she actually nodded in agreement with her counterpart.
'I can't tell if she's really that stupid or in love.' Mina thought with a raised brow, honestly unsure if the whitette had intentionally been giving Naruto her weaknesses or just stating the truth without thinking.
"... and I went through so much trouble poisoning the entire Top 10 today... Come on then... try and catch me." Naruto grinned down at Mirko.
"Wait, the entire top ten?" Momo repeated softly in disbelief, her eyes widening in shock as realization set in. "Doesn't that mean-"
"SSSSH!" Mirko harshly shushed the ravenette before she could finish, tired of people talking over the show.
His body started to vanish from view, his clothes vanishing as well, leaving Mirko confused at first, until her rabbit ears picked up the sound of Naruto moving on the side of the building.
"He can go invisible... that doesn't add up with poison..." Ryukyu stated under her breath, confused.
"Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me!" Mirko yelled angrily as she slammed a fist into the side table on her left, causing it to sink into the floor slightly. "That is so bullshit! Toads can't turn invisible!"
"But they can camouflage themselves to blend into their environment, ribbit," Tsuyu explained casually, making the whitette growl with a clenched jaw, before tapping her lip thoughtfully. "I wonder why he used that though, it's a pretty big give away."
Endeavor didn't correct her, but he noticed that Naruto wasn't completely invisible, but instead, he was making himself the same color as the building behind him. Looking carefully, you would be able to see him, and to color change properly, he needed to move slowly or stay still so that his disguise wasn't ruined.
"He's on the ground Mirko... in front of you... 10 meters." Endeavor directed Mirko, and she jumped into action, causing Naruto to slowly turn back to his normal colors. He jumped backwards and avoided Mirko easily enough, he was practiced with avoiding her more than anyone else.
"No fun... and I wanted to test out this outfits ability to change color as I changed my skin's poison color." Naruto lied about his Quirk in a subtle way, giving them a wrong explanation about why he was able to change his skin color. Now, they would think that he covered his body in differently colored poisons, so that he blended in with his surroundings. It would help throw them off his Quirk's trail.
"Ah… very clever, ribbit."
Naruto grinned and he landed on Endeavor's back, giving him a pat on the top of the head.
"Get off me!"
"Oh, you are just the cutest." Naruto gave Endeavor's cheeks a few gentle slaps, adding a little more poison to cripple his ability to use his Quirk to burn stuff around him. Endeavor grew even weaker, and his Quirk weakened with him.
"Pffft…" It took all of Shoto's willpower not to burst into laughter at seeing his father being baby-talked to. Similarly, both Momo and Mina were practically shaking in place as they struggled, and naturally failed spectacularly, to restrain their giggling.
Meanwhile, Midnight snickered into the palm of her hand as she once again started recording on her phone and a snort slipped past Mei's lips when she briefly glanced up from her work.
"Ha! Okay that was worth the wait to see." Mirko on the other hand had no such reservations as she openly laughed at the flame hero's predicament, cupping her stomach as she doubled over.
"Anyway, from now on, I promise not to sneak into your base and poison you guys, if you promise not to make plans to gang up on me in 10 vs 1 matches."
"So... you also poisoned All Might then?" Mirko asked as she jumped at Naruto, throwing a spin kick at him.
"Oh, All Might was the easiest one, some fan of him sent him a lot of milk this morning, so I poisoned it, and I stayed to make sure that he drank enough... I'm not fast enough to escape from that guy without cheating, so I didn't want him even showing up today." Naruto reached into his jacket pocket, and he pulled out something golden colored.
It was hair.
Naruto had a fistful of hair, that kind of stood up on it's own, and it was cleanly cut through, and Naruto put the hair up against the top of his head, giving himself a slight bunny ear. Naruto quickly put his trophy back into his pocket, and jumped away from Mirko, before he started to escape the area.
Dead silence filled the room as everyone, even Mei who dropped the item she had been tinkering with, stared at the projection in shock as the disguised blonde casually revealed his triumph over ALL MIGHT!
"Holy shit, ribbit." The swear practically fell out of Tsuyu's mouth on its own as her eyes practically popped from her skull from how wide they had gotten.
'I suspected that he… but to actually hear that he did it…' Momo could barely even form a coherent thought, her brain short circuiting at the idea that someone had actually managed to defeat the number one hero. Sure the logical part kept pointing out that it was merely a computer generated simulation that was not actually real, but the sheer accuracy of said 'simulation' so far hammered those thoughts back down almost instantly.
"He's going to really regret admitting that in three… two…" Midnight, the only one not frozen in shock, stated with an amused smirk as she counted down to the inevitable.
"Oh fuck yeah, now I'm definitely gonna catch his ass!" "Oh, then now I HAVE to catch you! Catching the guy who took out All Might, now THAT will get me some popularity!" Mirko shouted as she used all of her power to rush at Naruto.
Both Mirkos shouts snapped the rest of the group out of their daze in time to the one in the projection all but shatter the ground under her feet as she launched herself at the elusive teen.
"Wow, I did not see that coming," Mina muttered as she came to her senses, before grabbing some napkins to clean up the soda she dropped on her lap. "I mean, I guess if anyone did beat All Might it'd be with poison or something but it's just…"
"Very hard to imagine him of all people being taken down so easily." Mei finished for the pinkette when she trailed off, her own shock seemingly gone already as she picked up her dropped gadget and started tinkering again. However, the more observant of the bunch couldn't help but notice the minute trembling of the inventive pinkette's hands as she worked that belied her apparent calm.
...
"Shit!?" Naruto screamed when he realized that he had just painted the biggest target on himself he could have ever painted. Naruto looked at the reporters who were recording this event, and he was nearly kicked in the head by Mirko. He had taken All Might out, because he knew All Might would have caught him, but he didn't realize by taking All Might out and advertising it to all of Japan, that he had just did something really stupid.
Him and his big dumb mouth!
Why did he open his mouth and say that!
"The downsides of being a braggart, eventually you'll say something that really REALLY fucks you over." Midnight said as she saw the mental panic flashing through the blonde's eyes when he realized just how badly he had fucked himself.
"I'm coming!"
"Please don't, also, you've got some weird fetishes!" Naruto couldn't resist the urge to open his mouth and quip at her when she said that. His villain persona demanded that he make light of his current, very bad, situation since she set him up for a one liner.
"Well at least he remembered to stay in character, most people would probably be too busy freaking out if they were in his position." Momo said while blushing slightly at Naruto's crude humor.
'Shit... shit... shit...' Naruto cursed in his head, and he travelled at his top speed to get away from Mirko until he had the chance to take her down.
"Fat chance! There is no way I'm-what the fuck is that?!" Mirko started to brag, only to cut herself off with a shocked cry when the projection changed suddenly.
-With All Might-
"... I really should be more careful about what I drink..."
All Might, a super tall and skinny man with messy hair, spoke to himself as he laid face down on the ground, listening to the news he had playing in his office. One of his hair horns was missing from his head, so he was going to have to get hair extensions until his hair naturally grew back to it's normal length. Even with his power, it didn't mean much if he wasn't able to move his body because he had been poisoned. Some Quirks could kill even him if he was hit with them, and he was thankful he hadn't been poisoned with something that would have killed him.
Though, he would use this as a learning experience.
Yet again silence filled the room as everyone aside from Midnight stared at the deflated form of the number one hero, with the adult rated heroine in question discreetly slipping her chair a bit back so as to not be towards the center of attention.
"Is that… All Might?" Momo asked softly, her voice shaking lightly as she pointed at the skeletal blonde in disbelief.
"Yeah, there's no mistaking that voice," Mina said before turning to the one person she could think of who could explain. "What the hell happened to him Tsuyu?"
"I have no idea, I have never heard of toad poison causing someone to look like that, not even with the severest of allergic reactions." Said greenette retorted with a shake of her head, honestly clueless on what had happened. Toad Poison could do a lot of things, from paralyzing to inducing strokes, but nowhere in her vast repertoire of amphibian knowledge had she heard of it shriveling someone up like a raisin, inflamed and swollen sure but definitely not shriveled.
"Then perhaps it affected his quirk somehow," Shoto offered while rubbing his chin in thought. "Maybe the poison is causing it to make him super weak rather than super strong like normal, thus turning him into… that."
Thinking it over for a few moments, the rest of the teens nodded and/or muttered in agreement with the half and half user's logic. It wouldn't have been the first time that a quirk had reacted to an outward stimuli of some kind after all, such as Fumikage's Dark Shadow quirk when exposed to light or darkness.
And since none of them actually knew what All Might's quirk was exactly, only that it made him insanely strong somehow, they really had no way of knowing how him being poisoned would affect said quirk.
"Turning a quirk's strength against itself, huh? I wonder if I could make a baby that could do something like that."
"Now that is a really scary thought, ribbit." Tsuyu stated after overhearing what Mei said, glancing over just in time to see the support course student toss aside her current project in favor of her notepad, her hand blurring across the paper as she scribbled down notes and ideas.
What she and everyone else failed to notice however was the look of pure relief on Midnight's face as she wiped her brow in relief, thankful she didn't have to try covering for this mess somehow. However, as soon as she was done thanking whatever deity above for that not so little miracle, the adult-rated heroine whipped out her phone and sent a text. 'Nezu needs to know about this right now.'
-Back with Naruto-
*Achoo*
"Titan Cliff!"
Naruto crashed into the softest thing he had ever felt in his life, as Mt. Lady and Kamui Woods appeared in front of him, coming up out of the water and appeared in front of him, blocking his escape route. Naruto crashed right into Mt. Lady's right tit, sinking into her flesh deep enough that his entire body sank into her boob, before her breast returned back to its normal shape and he bounced out of her breast. Naruto was sent flying in the opposite direction, cursing the fact that he had sneezed at a time like this.
Glad for the change of scene, Mina donned her iconic teasing grin as she rested her chin on the palm of her hand. "Oh man, I'm pretty sure he just lived out almost every straight guy's fantasy right there."
"Such a naughty boy, I bet he did that intentionally." Midnight said with a sultry grin before turning slightly sadistic once she captured the scene on her phone, already thinking of how she could use it to her advantage later.
Whoever made him sneeze, Naruto hoped that he was having a bad day.
Naruto made it work for him through, and touched Mirko's face as he passed by her, before he landed in the river himself. Naruto started to swim down to the bottom of the river, using his Toad Quirk to speed himself up greatly. Reaching the bottom of the river, and it was a cold river, Naruto started to swim away, no longer visible to the heroes who were pursuing him.
He saw Mirko land in the water, the poison taking her down, and he saw Mt. Lady's massive hand scoop Mirko up out of the water back to safety.
Still.
He needed to be super careful about how much he ran his mouth off in the future.
He hoped this didn't come to bite him in the ass.
"Dammit, I almost had him that time too," Groaning in annoyance at seeing her counterpart get taken down yet again, Mirko crossed her arms with a huff and sank further into her seat as the machine switched back to buffering mode. "Stupid cow-titted bimbo messing up my chase, would have had him if she didn't get in the way."
"Sure, whatever you say… Musume~." Midnight said teasingly as she reached over to playfully pat the rabbit heroine on the head…
*ZZT* "Yowch!" Only to be painfully reminded on why that was a bad idea as several volts of electricity shot through her arm, causing the limb to drop to her side limply and her hair to frizz up.
"Ha, serves you right you old hag."
"I'm not that old!"
"Oh jeez, here we go again, ribbit…" Tsuyu sighed as the two pro-heroines started squabbling once again. "And we're supposed to be the immature ones."
"Eh, maturity is overrated anyway," Mina said jokingly as she looped an arm over the frog-like girl's shoulder before holding up a Herotendo with her free hand. "Speaking of which, you up for a few matches?"
Not thinking of any reason why not, Tsuyu shrugged and accepted the game console. "Sure, why not."
"May I join in as well?" Shoto asked curiously, before catching the setup tossed his way.
"Sure, the more the merrier! How about you Yaomomo?" The pink pinkette asked while turning towards said ravenette, only to find the girl in question lost in her own little world again as she stared at the doorway. Figuring she was just a bit dazed still from the whole shrunken All Might, Mina rolled her eyes and gentle knocked on the side of Momo's head to get her attention. "Hello? Anyone home in there?"
"Hmm?" Snapping back to reality, the rich girl blinked a few times with a shake her head to clear her thoughts. "Sorry, did you say something?"
"You're really zoning out a lot aren't you? Never thought you'd be the kind of person with her head up in the clouds all the time," Mina said jokingly as she nudged Momo's side with her elbow, making her smile sheepishly, before handing her a console. "Let's play, I think we could all use a nice game session to cool off and get our minds off that whole Skeletor-Might thing."
The creation quirk user's smile turned more positive as she accepted the game system. "Yeah, I like the sound of that."
"Alright! Then lets get this party started! I'm choosing first game!" The acidic teen cheered, quickly slipping on her headset before anyone could argue against her.
However, whilst Shoto and Tsuyu followed in Mina's stead without much of an issue, Momo paused for a moment as she was fastening the headband in order to glance at The Viewer. Staring at the machine intensely, her eyes narrowed in suspicion for some reason as a thousand thoughts seemed to flicker through her gaze before they were obscured from view by the Herotendo.
-End Chapter-
AN: Extra thanks to FTDS for helping edit and proofread this chap, along with coming up with the name Skeletor-Might